Scratch

Everyone screamed and panicked as they saw our glorious statue crumble. I stayed put to see where the laser came from. Miles above me was the most peculiar thing I've ever seen. A large black disk hovered above the city zapping everything in its path. I ran to the local Scratholic Church, but it was vaporized by the intense green lasor. I had no other option but to evacuate the city. I retreated to my cottage and put on my armor: A set of steel armor with a full helmet, an orange cape, and a shield with the Scratch Cat's face on it. I hooked my energy sword to my girdle and prepared to face the aliens myself. I looked up, and it was still there, zapping away at everything. I drew my laser sword and activated it, a long red blade emerged from it. I had to get the UFO's attention somehow, so I heard a piece of the broken statue at it. It worked, the stone clonked the UFO  and it turned to face me. Inside were four purple one- eyed squids. They fired a beam, but I parried it with my shield. They kept firing and I kept blocking. Soon, I saw them activate a spotlight from the bottom of their space craft and I was lifted up towards the strange creatures. Soon, I passed out.

I awoke strapped to a metal bed with one of the CISPA standing over me. He began talking to his partner, which CISPA communication sounds like static. Soon, the whole crew, four in all, entered the room. The tallest of them had some sort of hi- tech space suit. He was the leader, I assumed. He said something to his crew in static.
Greetings, Scratcher!" he said in a warm, friendly voice, which I thought was out of character for him. "I am Sigmos, Captain of this ship! You may be wondering why we are here, Sir Scratchalot. We are punishing your kingdom for destroying our allies in the SOPA War. We are sparing you because you may be useful to us." "Help you with what ?" I said. "You will help us capture King ScratchCat, or nothing will be spared. "Never," I cried "I will never help you!" "Say good by to your kingdom them, cowardly knight." He approached the command room and began typing an order to target the Scratch Kingdom. I activate my laser sword they had forgotten to take from me and cut the restraints off of me. I hacked through one of the aliens, and he disentigrated into dust. "Fergat! Zikil! Stop him" ordered the commander. The two remaining goons drew closer to me and I sliced through both of them, and they too, became dust. Captain Sigmos cussed in some language I did not understand and activated his escape pod. He slithered in and I charged at him. But the doors closed and the escape pod took off. I was left alone on a ship with know idea how to control it.

To be continued...

Uhh
nice...job? 

Along the way to the Moon Temple, we encountered many bizarre things such as exploding donkeys, world- conquering chihuahuas, and carnivorous hares. We were at the foot of the mountain when we noticed a male figure with a pot on his head. He wore dinner plates as armor, and had a sash with apples on it. He drew his forked tipped spear and said "This is Sparta!" "Who are you?" I asked. "I am Johnny Appleseed" he replied. I drew my energy sword, Bobby F pulled a laser gun. Zikil also had a laser gun and fired away. Johnny Appleseed charged at us with his spear, and I sliced it in half. He grabbed an apple from his sash, bit into it, and lobbed it at us. "Look out!" cried Bobby F. "Apple grenade!" The apple exploded and struck each of the three of us. I stumbled backwards and regained my balance, I pulled at a koopa shell and kicked it at him. As it struck him, he was knocked off his feet. I sliced off both of his hands so he could no longer do us anymore harm. "You haven't heard the last of me!" he said as we trekked up the mountain. At the summit, we saw a crumbled marble temple. It was beautiful, even in decay. "The oracle is in there" said Bobby F.  We entered  the ruins and gazed around. "I don't see an oracle" I said. "Look up" Bobby said. We looked up to see a large round ball descending towards us. It had an familiar face. i've seen it somewhere, I know I have. It's like dejavu.  That's when I realized that it was the Me Gusta Face. "I am the Oracle" he said, but his mouth did not move. "I am ancient, all powerful, all knowing!" "Do you know why we are here?" I asked. "Yes," he replied. 'You wish to know the identity of the man who hired CISPA." I glanced over at a clear class chamber and a curtain with a man in a blue suit inside of it. "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!" boomed the oracle. "The man behind the curtain is the oracle" "Darn," said the Me Gusta face, "My cover has been blown!"
The blue suited man exited the box and approached us. "Greetings, travelers!" he said. "The man named, Jak, the one who hired those aliens, is here. You must hide! If he finds you, he will kill you!' Just then, it came to me. The villain's name was Kaj. Jak is Kaj spelled backwards. "Kaj" I said briefly. "You found out who I was" said a hooded figure as he entered the temple. He removed his cowl to reveal the face of the mascot in the Jack- In- a - Box commercials. "I am Kaj" he said. Then a whole army of CISPA aliens entered and surrounded us. With them was Capt. Sigmos.

hmm
i would say ive seen worse but frankly i havent seen many stories like this
personally i didnt really enjoy what you have so far but to each their own

AvatarAang4 wrote:

Well, I have a reputation for absurdity and randomness. i also got bored so I added some humor. And the part where they kill Justin Bieber, JB's head was going to petrify people like Medusa.

Randomness does not really mean humor though.
(Also what's with all of the colons?: the movie: the sequel: part one: chapter A)