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maxskywalker wrote:

Gingerpale wrote:

maxskywalker wrote:

Oh, and if anyone could get a Jeff the Killer's reuniting with Liu, that would be great.  I don't go to anything regarding Jeff the Killer not on Scratch *shudders at the thought of the face*

No, that is a terrible idea for a creepypasta.

It's been written.  I mean the creepypasta wiki page.  Go look it up (I think it MAY be Jeff's-face-safe, just not fully certain).  It's called 'Liu.'

I've read that one. I didn't like it.

Plus, why are you scared of the face? D: I think he's cute. :P No seriously, I got over my fear of his face when I just stared at the image for two straight minutes.

RoguePhantom01 wrote:

Has anyone read 'The Expressionless' on the creepypasta wiki? I think it's a great read, anyone have their personal opinion?

I just read it. Was okay. Though the thumbnail scared the poop out of me. 

samid11 wrote:

Gingerpale wrote:

maxskywalker wrote:

Oh, and if anyone could get a Jeff the Killer's reuniting with Liu, that would be great.  I don't go to anything regarding Jeff the Killer not on Scratch *shudders at the thought of the face*

No, that is a terrible idea for a creepypasta.

It's been made. It's called "Liu", and it's actually a nice Pasta.

Oh god.
I thought it was Creepypasta not Friendshippasta.
Anyway link link.

Just found a pretty interesting Spongebob theory:

I have been a fan of SpongeBob SquarePants for years and I think that the depth of the characters is one of the things that really makes this show work. Ever since I heard Mr. Lawrence say (in an audio commentary on the Season 1 DVDs) that Stephen Hillenburg based the 7 main characters on the 7 Deadly Sins, I couldn't help but be very fascinated. I think I've figured out which sin matches each character.
1. Sloth - Patrick: Sloth is the sin of laziness, or of unwillingness to act. Obviously, this is Patrick. He lays under a rock all the time and doesn't really do anything. In fact, in the episode "Big Pink Loser", he got an award for doing nothing the longest.
2. Wrath - Squidward: Wrath involves feelings of hatred and anger. Squidward hates his life, usually hates SpongeBob, and is angry most of the time.

3. Greed - Mr. Krabs: Obviously, Mr. Krabs is greedy and desires money. How could Greed not be Krabs? He actually sang about the power of greed in "Selling Out".

4. Envy - Plankton: Plankton is envious of Mr. Krabs, because The Krusty Krab is a success, while The Chum Bucket is a failure. His envy drives him to try to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

5. Gluttony - Gary: I actually think this one is pretty funny. Did you ever notice the running gag in SpongeBob, where they say "don't forget to feed Gary" or Sponge says "I gotta go feed Gary"? Gary even ran away when SpongeBob forgot to feed him. Gluttony usually refers to the overindulgence of food, so I'm guessing this one fits him pretty well.

6. Pride - Sandy: Sandy takes a lot of pride in who she is and where she comes from. She takes pride in the fact that she is from Texas, and likes to let everyone know it. She also takes pride in the fact that she is a mammal and a land creature, For example, the episode, "Pressure", where she tried to prove that "land critters" were better than "sea critters".

7. Lust - SpongeBob: Okay, I know what you're thinking. It does seem a little weird and curious at first, but I have given it a lot of thought. Lust in one definition is "excessive love of others". I think this one works best for SpongeBob. He shows his love of others with his overeagerness to do good and help people. If anything is true about SpongeBob its that he loves everyone around him, even if they don't exactly love him back.

So this is what I came up with. I don't know what anybody else thinks. Oh, by the way, try not to analyze cartoons too much, especially SpongeBob.

I actually think the people on the show try to be inconsistent on purpose. Just to be funny.

Lights- wrote:

samid11 wrote:

mythbusteranimator wrote:

What are ratings?

Well, the particular rating sounds like it came from the Pasta Journal Entries series of pictures. They're fake pages of a guide that shows a pasta monster and how dangerous it is. Black means you're doomed.

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What?

Sucks for you.

See you at th morgue.

mythbusteranimator wrote:

Wait.

Jeff the Killer vs. Leatherface is HILARIOUS. 

We currently don't know what Jeff is up to right now. He could be in your town, in your school, in your backyard, or even your closet, so beware.

However, he did encounter one being who lives in a house in Texas. His name is Leatherface. Yes. We all know who he is. The star of the 1974 film Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Many people consider him to be a fake. Oh, he's real alright. Real enough to haunt your dreams.
Jeff was walking into a dark road while gazing up the sky filled with stars and the moon. He smirked and said to himself "Let's see. Who should go to sleep right now?" While he walking silently, a voice said "You will". Jeff turns around and tries to find the source of the voice. He had no luck. He said "Must be my imagination. Oh well." Once again, the voice said "Hehehehe. So you can't find me, huh? Try again." Jeff gets terrified and starts to run away. The voice begins to yell "YES! YES! RUN AWAY!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!". Jeff hears a chainsaw reving up. He thinks to himself "Aw *. A chainsaw." A figure pops out of the bushes. He sees the chainsaw covered in blood, a hideous face made of other people's faces, a bloody apron with brown pants, and black shoes. "Who are you?" Jeff yelled. "I am Leatherface. Do you want to challenge me to a duel?" The figure replied. "You bet." Jeff said. "Alright. Prepare yourself!!"

Leatherface revs up his chainsaw and charges at Jeff. He swings at him, but Jeff dodges it. He then attempts to slash his face with his knife, only to be slicing a tree branch. Leatherface laughs at says "What's the matter, Jeffrey? Too slow?" Jeff gets furious at begins to throw his knife into his heart. Leatherface, almost killed, sacrifices his right hand by the knife plunging right into it. "I may have lost a hand, but that doesn't affect this battle!" He raises his chainsaw and slices his entire arm. Blood is pouring right from its socket. Jeff, looking amazed, says "You fool!!! Why would you cut off your arm?! You may never know if that hand will handy." He makes a joke about and laughs. "Get it? Handy? HAHAHAHAHAH!!" Leatherface says "This isn't the time for jokes, Jeff. Now, en guard!" Jeff laughs for 2 minutes, which irratates Leatherface. "Ok, i got no choice." He holds his chainsaw really tight and attempts to slice off his head. Right before the blade touches the neck, Jeff shouts "Oh, *!!" He screams really loud and the chainsaw manages to cut off the head clean. The body drops to ground. "Hehehehehe. You are such a weakling. I always win. I never die." He woos and helds up his chainsaw into he sky. He runs away, leaving Jeff dead.


As he stops, he sees a big city. "Now, for the mayor of this puny city." Just then, he hears faint footsteps. "You think you're better than the other killers? HAHAHAHAHA! Don't make me laugh" a voice whispers behind him. Leatherface, thinking that Jeff is alive, says "No!!! You can't be!!!" He was about to turn his head around when a tentacle grabs his neck and strangles him death.


Just then, a car stops in front of the figure. A creature ressembling The Rake then said to the creature "You're movin' with your auntie to Bel-Air." He saw that the car had a license plate that said fresh and and it had fuzzy pink dice in the mirror. If anything he could say that the car was rare, but he thought " Nah, forget it. YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!" He pulled up at Jeff's corpse about 7 or 8 and yelled to the driver "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER!" Looked at his world he was finally there, to sit at his throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

You may be wondering, who is the mysterious figure who killed Leatherface?


It was Slenderman.

I love happy endings. :}

Jeff would never die to that butthole known as "Leatherface".

mythbusteranimator wrote:

samid11 wrote:

mythbusteranimator wrote:

Wait.

Jeff the Killer vs. Leatherface is HILARIOUS. 


I love happy endings. :}

Jeff would never die to that butthole known as "Leatherface".

I know, but I loled 50 times. XD

I just wanted to behead Leatherface, gouge his eyes out, and cram it into the toilet.

I'm a bit short-fused, so I can get pretty angry :T

(I RPGd on the TBG creepypasta RPG forum)

Does anyone read 'The Holders' or 'The SCP Foundation''?

RoguePhantom01 wrote:

Does anyone read 'The Holders' or 'The SCP Foundation''?

A crossover would make an epic batch of pasta.

mythbusteranimator wrote:

We currently don't know what Jeff is up to right now. He could be in your town, in your school, in your backyard, or even your closet, so beware.

However, he did encounter one being who lives in a house in Texas. His name is Leatherface. Yes. We all know who he is. The star of the 1974 film Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Many people consider him to be a fake. Oh, he's real alright. Real enough to haunt your dreams.
Jeff was walking into a dark road while gazing up the sky filled with stars and the moon. He smirked and said to himself "Let's see. Who should go to sleep right now?" While he walking silently, a voice said "You will". Jeff turns around and tries to find the source of the voice. He had no luck. He said "Must be my imagination. Oh well." Once again, the voice said "Hehehehe. So you can't find me, huh? Try again." Jeff gets terrified and starts to run away. The voice begins to yell "YES! YES! RUN AWAY!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!". Jeff hears a chainsaw reving up. He thinks to himself "Aw *. A chainsaw." A figure pops out of the bushes. He sees the chainsaw covered in blood, a hideous face made of other people's faces, a bloody apron with brown pants, and black shoes. "Who are you?" Jeff yelled. "I am Leatherface. Do you want to challenge me to a duel?" The figure replied. "You bet." Jeff said. "Alright. Prepare yourself!!"

Leatherface revs up his chainsaw and charges at Jeff. He swings at him, but Jeff dodges it. He then attempts to slash his face with his knife, only to be slicing a tree branch. Leatherface laughs at says "What's the matter, Jeffrey? Too slow?" Jeff gets furious at begins to throw his knife into his heart. Leatherface, almost killed, sacrifices his right hand by the knife plunging right into it. "I may have lost a hand, but that doesn't affect this battle!" He raises his chainsaw and slices his entire arm. Blood is pouring right from its socket. Jeff, looking amazed, says "You fool!!! Why would you cut off your arm?! You may never know if that hand will handy." He makes a joke about and laughs. "Get it? Handy? HAHAHAHAHAH!!" Leatherface says "This isn't the time for jokes, Jeff. Now, en guard!" Jeff laughs for 2 minutes, which irratates Leatherface. "Ok, i got no choice." He holds his chainsaw really tight and attempts to slice off his head. Right before the blade touches the neck, Jeff shouts "Oh, *!!" He screams really loud and the chainsaw manages to cut off the head clean. The body drops to ground. "Hehehehehe. You are such a weakling. I always win. I never die." He woos and helds up his chainsaw into he sky. He runs away, leaving Jeff dead.


As he stops, he sees a big city. "Now, for the mayor of this puny city." Just then, he hears faint footsteps. "You think you're better than the other killers? HAHAHAHAHA! Don't make me laugh" a voice whispers behind him. Leatherface, thinking that Jeff is alive, says "No!!! You can't be!!!" He was about to turn his head around when a tentacle grabs his neck and strangles him death.


Just then, a car stops in front of the figure. A creature ressembling The Rake then said to the creature "You're movin' with your auntie to Bel-Air." He saw that the car had a license plate that said fresh and and it had fuzzy pink dice in the mirror. If anything he could say that the car was rare, but he thought " Nah, forget it. YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!" He pulled up at Jeff's corpse about 7 or 8 and yelled to the driver "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER!" Looked at his world he was finally there, to sit at his throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

You may be wondering, who is the mysterious figure who killed Leatherface?


It was Slenderman.

Best. Troll pasta. Ever.

mythbusteranimator wrote:

Wait.

Jeff the Killer vs. Leatherface is HILARIOUS. 

We currently don't know what Jeff is up to right now. He could be in your town, in your school, in your backyard, or even your closet, so beware.

However, he did encounter one being who lives in a house in Texas. His name is Leatherface. Yes. We all know who he is. The star of the 1974 film Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Many people consider him to be a fake. Oh, he's real alright. Real enough to haunt your dreams.
Jeff was walking into a dark road while gazing up the sky filled with stars and the moon. He smirked and said to himself "Let's see. Who should go to sleep right now?" While he walking silently, a voice said "You will". Jeff turns around and tries to find the source of the voice. He had no luck. He said "Must be my imagination. Oh well." Once again, the voice said "Hehehehe. So you can't find me, huh? Try again." Jeff gets terrified and starts to run away. The voice begins to yell "YES! YES! RUN AWAY!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!". Jeff hears a chainsaw reving up. He thinks to himself "Aw *. A chainsaw." A figure pops out of the bushes. He sees the chainsaw covered in blood, a hideous face made of other people's faces, a bloody apron with brown pants, and black shoes. "Who are you?" Jeff yelled. "I am Leatherface. Do you want to challenge me to a duel?" The figure replied. "You bet." Jeff said. "Alright. Prepare yourself!!"

Leatherface revs up his chainsaw and charges at Jeff. He swings at him, but Jeff dodges it. He then attempts to slash his face with his knife, only to be slicing a tree branch. Leatherface laughs at says "What's the matter, Jeffrey? Too slow?" Jeff gets furious at begins to throw his knife into his heart. Leatherface, almost killed, sacrifices his right hand by the knife plunging right into it. "I may have lost a hand, but that doesn't affect this battle!" He raises his chainsaw and slices his entire arm. Blood is pouring right from its socket. Jeff, looking amazed, says "You fool!!! Why would you cut off your arm?! You may never know if that hand will handy." He makes a joke about and laughs. "Get it? Handy? HAHAHAHAHAH!!" Leatherface says "This isn't the time for jokes, Jeff. Now, en guard!" Jeff laughs for 2 minutes, which irratates Leatherface. "Ok, i got no choice." He holds his chainsaw really tight and attempts to slice off his head. Right before the blade touches the neck, Jeff shouts "Oh, *!!" He screams really loud and the chainsaw manages to cut off the head clean. The body drops to ground. "Hehehehehe. You are such a weakling. I always win. I never die." He woos and helds up his chainsaw into he sky. He runs away, leaving Jeff dead.


As he stops, he sees a big city. "Now, for the mayor of this puny city." Just then, he hears faint footsteps. "You think you're better than the other killers? HAHAHAHAHA! Don't make me laugh" a voice whispers behind him. Leatherface, thinking that Jeff is alive, says "No!!! You can't be!!!" He was about to turn his head around when a tentacle grabs his neck and strangles him death.


Just then, a car stops in front of the figure. A creature ressembling The Rake then said to the creature "You're movin' with your auntie to Bel-Air." He saw that the car had a license plate that said fresh and and it had fuzzy pink dice in the mirror. If anything he could say that the car was rare, but he thought " Nah, forget it. YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!" He pulled up at Jeff's corpse about 7 or 8 and yelled to the driver "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER!" Looked at his world he was finally there, to sit at his throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

You may be wondering, who is the mysterious figure who killed Leatherface?


It was Slenderman.

I love happy endings. :}

But... but... then WHO WAS PHONE?

SplatKirby wrote:

Anybody got any recommendations? I've read BEN. I liked it 'cuz of the Majora's Mask references. Is there anything else like that?

Read Happy Appy, if you like long, sweary, bad creepypasta! 

I'm sorry, okay, I just absolutely hated BEN.