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#126 2012-04-13 12:17:59

Spy-TF2
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Re: Most fail games EVER

CylonToast wrote:

Spy-TF2 wrote:

CylonToast wrote:

I saw a video game on the Xbox marketplace about a little cartoon guy that wears a fez. I think it was called something like "Fez Adventures".

Zhat's not a fail game, zhat's a cute game. :3

....I need to remember I'm on Scratch and not RPing on Tumblr. xD

I must go on tumblr 0-0

And zhen you can find me.
'general-malaise-' eez part of my address.


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#127 2012-04-13 12:41:00

Karra
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Re: Most fail games EVER

I can be of great help to this thread.

Action 52.
Bebe's Kids.
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
Busby 3D.
Catechumen.
Combat Medic: Special Ops.
CrazyBus.
Custer's Revenge.
Cyber Gladiators.
Dian Shi Mali.
Extreme Bullrider.
Extreme Paintbrawl.
Every single game other than Crystal Mines that has been developed/published by Color Dreams.
Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust.
Mag Racers.
Monster Garage.
Pac-Man for the Atari 2600.
Speedrage.
Stalin vs. Martians.
Street Fighter IV (for the NES).
Superman 64.
Winter Race 3D.

And a ton more not worth mentioning. :u


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#128 2012-04-13 12:54:17

coolboy2009
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Re: Most fail games EVER

CoD From CoD 4 and onwards (Flame war inbound)

Yes, I listed CoD 4 here, because it isn't as innovative as people say it is. We've seen modern war themed games, and they were a lot better (Battlefield 2). It was the Same CoD everyone played but with a paint job. Infact, That was all CoD is; Just a paint job of the first game.
The gameplay is too simple, but apprently CoD4 didn't want to attract to the adult audience anymore because T ratings didn't sell it a lot of copies (Hence my theory of why CoD sells: The ESRB effect, which I may post up soon.), and so realised that M sells you more copies because Gamestop staff are too stupid to think for one second as to why a 40 year old soccer mom would want to buy CoD:Mordern warefare 4398594385.

And the community.

Oh.
My.
Gosh.

The ESRB effect is why CoD will always have the worst community ever. It makes Kids not want to play Better games (I tried to make 2 of my CoD fanboy friends into TF2 fans. They said it sucked because the soldiers rocket launcher isn't a 1 hit kill when they tried to fight against a heavy, no joke..), and it gives them an apprent excuse to use homophobic and racial slurs when someone kills them.

Therefore, I give CoD 4 a 5 for at least trying, CoD 5 a 6 for Zombies mode, and every other game after that a 1.


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#129 2012-04-13 13:01:34

CylonToast
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Re: Most fail games EVER

Spy-TF2 wrote:

CylonToast wrote:

Spy-TF2 wrote:


Zhat's not a fail game, zhat's a cute game. :3

....I need to remember I'm on Scratch and not RPing on Tumblr. xD

I must go on tumblr 0-0

And zhen you can find me.
'general-malaise-' eez part of my address.

How did you find me? xD


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#130 2012-04-13 13:58:03

Spy-TF2
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Re: Most fail games EVER

CylonToast wrote:

Spy-TF2 wrote:

CylonToast wrote:


I must go on tumblr 0-0

And zhen you can find me.
'general-malaise-' eez part of my address.

How did you find me? xD

Because of reasons.


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#131 2012-04-13 14:28:57

xbox360andpie
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Registered: 2011-09-17
Posts: 78

Re: Most fail games EVER

veggieman001 wrote:

lol one time I wrote twelve songs about how a man went insane from the destruction of ET cartridges.

There's like 3,000 copies buried in mexico. Just pointing it out.

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#132 2012-04-13 16:31:27

777w
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Registered: 2009-02-10
Posts: 1000+

Re: Most fail games EVER

coolboy2009 wrote:

CoD From CoD 4 and onwards (Flame war inbound)

Yes, I listed CoD 4 here, because it isn't as innovative as people say it is. We've seen modern war themed games, and they were a lot better (Battlefield 2). It was the Same CoD everyone played but with a paint job. Infact, That was all CoD is; Just a paint job of the first game.
The gameplay is too simple, but apprently CoD4 didn't want to attract to the adult audience anymore because T ratings didn't sell it a lot of copies (Hence my theory of why CoD sells: The ESRB effect, which I may post up soon.), and so realised that M sells you more copies because Gamestop staff are too stupid to think for one second as to why a 40 year old soccer mom would want to buy CoD:Mordern warefare 4398594385.

And the community.

Oh.
My.
Gosh.

The ESRB effect is why CoD will always have the worst community ever. It makes Kids not want to play Better games (I tried to make 2 of my CoD fanboy friends into TF2 fans. They said it sucked because the soldiers rocket launcher isn't a 1 hit kill when they tried to fight against a heavy, no joke..), and it gives them an apprent excuse to use homophobic and racial slurs when someone kills them.

Therefore, I give CoD 4 a 5 for at least trying, CoD 5 a 6 for Zombies mode, and every other game after that a 1.

good post cept i dont even know the first thing about cod and im pretty sure youre not supposed to wonder why your customers are buying what they are and simply go with the flow

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#133 2012-04-13 16:32:48

777w
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Registered: 2009-02-10
Posts: 1000+

Re: Most fail games EVER

Karra wrote:

I can be of great help to this thread.

Action 52.
Bebe's Kids.
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
Busby 3D.
Catechumen.
Combat Medic: Special Ops.
CrazyBus.
Custer's Revenge.
Cyber Gladiators.
Dian Shi Mali.
Extreme Bullrider.
Extreme Paintbrawl.
Every single game other than Crystal Mines that has been developed/published by Color Dreams.
Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust.
Mag Racers.
Monster Garage.
Pac-Man for the Atari 2600.
Speedrage.
Stalin vs. Martians.
Street Fighter IV (for the NES).
Superman 64.
Winter Race 3D.

And a ton more not worth mentioning. :u

kikoskia did a crazybus lp
and one for pacman 2600 and action 52 also
man action 52 was funny
roman soul propelled rockets are the best

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#134 2012-04-13 16:36:21

777w
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Registered: 2009-02-10
Posts: 1000+

Re: Most fail games EVER

stor wrote:

My top three worst games of all time
1: ET (Atari 2600)
2: Zelda: Faces of Evil (3DO)
3: Bilble Tales (NES)

bible buffet, however, is the best game there ever was

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#135 2012-04-13 16:59:35

3DSfan12345
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Registered: 2011-04-02
Posts: 500+

Re: Most fail games EVER

Adrian136 wrote:

okay, what the CENSORED is "gannonbanned"? this is the first time i've ever heard that word.

I don't know, but please don't swear.
(I'm surprised a mod didn't catch the H-word you posted.)

Last edited by 3DSfan12345 (2012-04-13 17:01:00)


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#136 2012-04-13 17:01:35

G0D_M0D3
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Registered: 2011-11-28
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Re: Most fail games EVER

Me: The Game.

Don't look it up.


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#137 2012-04-13 17:12:25

777w
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Registered: 2009-02-10
Posts: 1000+

Re: Most fail games EVER

3DSfan12345 wrote:

Adrian136 wrote:

okay, what the CENSORED is "gannonbanned"? this is the first time i've ever heard that word.

I don't know, but please don't swear.
(I'm surprised a mod didn't catch the H-word you posted.)

why make a big deal out of it
its just a mild pg 13 swear at the most

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#138 2012-04-13 17:13:44

777w
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Registered: 2009-02-10
Posts: 1000+

Re: Most fail games EVER

G0D_M0D3 wrote:

Me: The Game.

Don't look it up.

i did
nothing exciting came up

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#139 2012-04-13 18:47:32

Karra
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Registered: 2009-01-14
Posts: 100+

Re: Most fail games EVER

Crab Nicholson's Extreme Sleepover Text Adventure.
One of the most beautiful intentional failures of a game to ever exist.


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#140 2012-04-14 01:20:07

MasterOfTheGames
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Registered: 2010-12-16
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Re: Most fail games EVER

Pac-Man for Atari 2600
(the arcade one is awesome though)


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#141 2012-04-17 01:30:45

15matwal
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Registered: 2011-10-12
Posts: 100+

Re: Most fail games EVER

Me: The Game?

NOTHING related to that came up.

As I said before, back on topic peoples!


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#142 2012-04-17 01:57:48

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Registered: 2012-03-01
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Re: Most fail games EVER

I don't know much about 'retro' games, but i do know that ET is the worst game of all.


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#143 2012-04-17 03:49:38

MasterOfTheGames
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Registered: 2010-12-16
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Re: Most fail games EVER

Every Call of Duty game after the first one. I just know how angry you are! Go on! Go on, start trolling me by quoting my comment and going 'Oh COD's great blah blah blah shoot zombies blah blah blah guns blah blah killing people blah blah blah'.
I know that CoD made war gaming incredibly popular but in my opinion the games are just worn out and tired. I much prefer Halo because it's all fiction based. If I wanted to see modern warfare I'd just watch the 9:00 news.
But maybe that's just me.
No offence to any CoD players or anything.


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#144 2012-04-17 16:31:06

777w
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Posts: 1000+

Re: Most fail games EVER

15matwal wrote:

Me: The Game?

NOTHING related to that came up.

As I said before, back on topic peoples!

nobody ever strayed from the topic

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#145 2012-04-18 01:07:08

15matwal
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Registered: 2011-10-12
Posts: 100+

Re: Most fail games EVER

777w wrote:

15matwal wrote:

Me: The Game?

NOTHING related to that came up.

As I said before, back on topic peoples!

nobody ever strayed from the topic

That right there is straying away from the topic.


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#146 2012-04-18 02:59:45

NeilWest
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Registered: 2010-01-06
Posts: 1000+

Re: Most fail games EVER

Boomhound360 wrote:

I don't know much about 'retro' games, but i do know that ET is the worst game of all.

Superman 64?

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#147 2012-04-18 16:57:35

FunDude
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Registered: 2010-06-29
Posts: 500+

Re: Most fail games EVER

SQIJ! is so bad you can't even move because no one playtested it.


LOL signature fail

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#148 2012-04-18 16:57:50

coolboy2009
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Registered: 2009-07-12
Posts: 1000+

Re: Most fail games EVER

Ea.

Okay, the aren't really a game, but their bad practices lets me make videos

http://www.scratch.mit.edu/ext/youtube/?v=34K7kviFejw

Merry christmas.


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#149 2012-04-18 17:55:31

agscratcher
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Registered: 2009-07-09
Posts: 1000+

Re: Most fail games EVER

coolboy2009 wrote:

(I tried to make 2 of my CoD fanboy friends into TF2 fans. They said it sucked because the soldiers rocket launcher isn't a 1 hit kill when they tried to fight against a heavy, no joke..)

While I would normally chastise you for attempting to do the impossible, I just remembered that I attempted to do this before...and succeeded! On more than one occasion, too.


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#150 2012-04-18 18:02:21

soupoftomato
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Registered: 2009-07-18
Posts: 1000+

Re: Most fail games EVER

coolboy2009 wrote:

Star wars kinect.

http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch?v=4OnDizZ7UT0&feature=related

PREPARE FOR UNSEE.

Why's everyone hating?

The one with the Vader/Emperor duet is the best, though.


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