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Wickimen · 2012-03-27 11:19:49

Why should Miss [omitted] give you a spot in yearbook class next year over those that want to join?
Well, since I'm not returning, I don't know. Here instead is a poem regarding the aliens that so frequently visit my backyard.

I fell into unknowing midnight slumber
While outside, a large cucumber
Hovered yards above the ground
Shining metal, screeching sound
Red headlights and blinking white
The aliens were here in sight
To consume me for their ghastly meal!
With their giant ship of steel
They drove into my room
With an awful zoom
To destroy and consume me!
But luckily
I had my sword
I'd pay them more damage than they could afford
I waved it threateningly and said,
"Hey, aliens, can't you see I'm trying to sleep in bed?!"
Then the unknown beings waved in despair
Their slimy tendrils went up in the air
Replied their female leader,
"Don't you have poetic meter!"
"That I do," said I quite grandly,
"Now go back to Planet Quandly!"
So they aliens flew away
I've never seen them to this very day.
I fell into unknowing midnight slumber
While outside, a large cucumber
Hovered yards above the ground
Shining metal, screeching sound
Red headlights, and blinking white
The aliens were out of sight!
And they never knew or suspected this:
That my sword is rubber, you silly miss!

Lolol I crack myself up. Hope my teacher enjoys weird poetry

Last edited by Wickimen (2012-03-27 11:21:49)

sonatina · 2012-03-27 11:24:26

you sure have a real knack when it comes to poetry.
not as good as shakespeare but maybe shel silverstein?

human beings are a significantly idiotic race, so if the aliens were dumber than you, i seriously question extraterrestrials.

Wickimen · 2012-03-27 11:25:22

sonatina wrote:
you sure have a real knack when it comes to poetry.
not as good as shakespeare but maybe shel silverstein?

human beings are a significantly idiotic race, so if the aliens were dumber than you, i seriously question extraterrestrials.

Isn't it amazing how this short time on here has made you /n big_smile
Trololol I suck at poetry but this was amazingly fun to write
Our teacher has a good sense of humor, luckily
That is. Usually

MJstarz9 · 2012-03-27 11:25:36

.....My gosh.

YOU NEED TO PUBLISH THIS AS A POEM GJIDOBIFDGVBFUIDGBFJKDGBFUIDGVBFUIDGBFJKDGBJKFDGBJKFDGBFJKDG.

THAT'S HOW MUCH I WANT YOU TO.

And now I want a cucumber.
~MJ

Wickimen · 2012-03-27 11:26:25

MJstarz9 wrote:
.....My gosh.

YOU NEED TO PUBLISH THIS AS A POEM GJIDOBIFDGVBFUIDGBFJKDGBFUIDGVBFUIDGBFJKDGBJKFDGBJKFDGBFJKDG.

THAT'S HOW MUCH I WANT YOU TO.

And now I want a cucumber.
~MJ

Lolol

MJstarz9 · 2012-03-27 11:28:46

sonatina wrote:
you sure have a real knack when it comes to poetry.
not as good as shakespeare but maybe shel silverstein?

human beings are a significantly idiotic race, so if the aliens were dumber than you, i seriously question extraterrestrials.

Aliens aren't always smart. In fact, it's questionable whether they even have brains or not. I mean come on, they're ALIENS. As in, creatures from another planet. So, how do we know if they're minds are really built to be exactly, or even more complicated then the human mind or if they're as dumb as the plain cucumber Wicki mentions?

Simple answer.

Because the human mind is basically worth dirt until 2057 or whatever, we don't know. -_-

~MJ

Wickimen · 2012-03-27 11:29:15

MJstarz9 wrote:
sonatina wrote:
you sure have a real knack when it comes to poetry.
not as good as shakespeare but maybe shel silverstein?

human beings are a significantly idiotic race, so if the aliens were dumber than you, i seriously question extraterrestrials.
Aliens aren't always smart. In fact, it's questionable whether they even have brains or not. I mean come on, they're ALIENS. As in, creatures from another planet. So, how do we know if they're minds are really built to be exactly, or even more complicated then the human mind or if they're as dumb as the plain cucumber Wicki mentions?

Simple answer.

Because the human mind is basically worth dirt until 2057 or whatever, we don't know. -_-

~MJ

The ship was just cucumber-shaped teehee

MJstarz9 · 2012-03-27 11:32:02

*trying to sound logical but really just sounds stupid*
Who cares? How would he have known if it was made of cucumbers or not? Plus, I saw the word, so now I'm craving it.
Anyone bring a spare cucumber from home in their backpack? No? Shoot.

~MJ

sonatina · 2012-03-27 11:32:18

MJstarz9 wrote:
sonatina wrote:
you sure have a real knack when it comes to poetry.
not as good as shakespeare but maybe shel silverstein?

human beings are a significantly idiotic race, so if the aliens were dumber than you, i seriously question extraterrestrials.
Aliens aren't always smart. In fact, it's questionable whether they even have brains or not. I mean come on, they're ALIENS. As in, creatures from another planet. So, how do we know if they're minds are really built to be exactly, or even more complicated then the human mind or if they're as dumb as the plain cucumber Wicki mentions?

Simple answer.

Because the human mind is basically worth dirt until 2057 or whatever, we don't know. -_-

~MJ

That's really prejudice.
We're aliens to them. And look at our technology! It takes brains to create generations of iProducts that are exactly the same as the previous generation. Who knows? The galaxy and the universe is vast, very vast. I wouldn't be surprised if there was another race living out there somewhere. And who knows? Maybe THEY are even better than us at creating useless products and reselling them after tweaking them a bit. Maybe they're selling...ePhones or ePads.

Wickimen · 2012-03-27 11:35:24

ALIENS

MJstarz9 · 2012-03-27 11:35:26

sonatina wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:
sonatina wrote:
you sure have a real knack when it comes to poetry.
not as good as shakespeare but maybe shel silverstein?

human beings are a significantly idiotic race, so if the aliens were dumber than you, i seriously question extraterrestrials.
Aliens aren't always smart. In fact, it's questionable whether they even have brains or not. I mean come on, they're ALIENS. As in, creatures from another planet. So, how do we know if they're minds are really built to be exactly, or even more complicated then the human mind or if they're as dumb as the plain cucumber Wicki mentions?

Simple answer.

Because the human mind is basically worth dirt until 2057 or whatever, we don't know. -_-

~MJ
That's really prejudice.
We're aliens to them. And look at our technology! It takes brains to create generations of iProducts that are exactly the same as the previous generation. Who knows? The galaxy and the universe is vast, very vast. I wouldn't be surprised if there was another race living out there somewhere. And who knows? Maybe THEY are even better than us at creating useless products and reselling them after tweaking them a bit. Maybe they're selling...ePhones or ePads.

I know, but still. My logical thinking isn't really logical at all. It's just butt dumb. And there probably is another race out there that thinks we're scary. Well, with all our fancy shmancy iPhones and stuff, they probably should be scared. xD

sonatina · 2012-03-27 11:36:47

MJstarz9 wrote:
sonatina wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:

Aliens aren't always smart. In fact, it's questionable whether they even have brains or not. I mean come on, they're ALIENS. As in, creatures from another planet. So, how do we know if they're minds are really built to be exactly, or even more complicated then the human mind or if they're as dumb as the plain cucumber Wicki mentions?

Simple answer.

Because the human mind is basically worth dirt until 2057 or whatever, we don't know. -_-

~MJ
That's really prejudice.
We're aliens to them. And look at our technology! It takes brains to create generations of iProducts that are exactly the same as the previous generation. Who knows? The galaxy and the universe is vast, very vast. I wouldn't be surprised if there was another race living out there somewhere. And who knows? Maybe THEY are even better than us at creating useless products and reselling them after tweaking them a bit. Maybe they're selling...ePhones or ePads.
I know, but still. My logical thinking isn't really logical at all. It's just butt dumb. And there probably is another race out there that thinks we're scary. Well, with all our fancy shmancy iPhones and stuff, they probably should be scared. xD

They don't need iPhones to be scared of us.
Why, I'd be scared of the human race by their sheer stupidity and their rash decisions to "CUT DOWN THE TREES."

MJstarz9 · 2012-03-27 11:38:46

sonatina wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:
sonatina wrote:

That's really prejudice.
We're aliens to them. And look at our technology! It takes brains to create generations of iProducts that are exactly the same as the previous generation. Who knows? The galaxy and the universe is vast, very vast. I wouldn't be surprised if there was another race living out there somewhere. And who knows? Maybe THEY are even better than us at creating useless products and reselling them after tweaking them a bit. Maybe they're selling...ePhones or ePads.
I know, but still. My logical thinking isn't really logical at all. It's just butt dumb. And there probably is another race out there that thinks we're scary. Well, with all our fancy shmancy iPhones and stuff, they probably should be scared. xD
They don't need iPhones to be scared of us.
Why, I'd be scared of the human race by their sheer stupidity and their rash decisions to "CUT DOWN THE TREES."

True. We're so stupid, we're killing off what's making us live. That's like biting the hand that feeds you. And that sounds disgusting. How would you even digest a hand? *trolololololl*
And if the Lorax couldn't stop us, we're in serious doodoo everyone. -_-
xD
~MJ

Wickimen · 2012-03-27 11:40:31

MJstarz9 wrote:
sonatina wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:

I know, but still. My logical thinking isn't really logical at all. It's just butt dumb. And there probably is another race out there that thinks we're scary. Well, with all our fancy shmancy iPhones and stuff, they probably should be scared. xD
They don't need iPhones to be scared of us.
Why, I'd be scared of the human race by their sheer stupidity and their rash decisions to "CUT DOWN THE TREES."
True. We're so stupid, we're killing off what's making us live. That's like biting the hand that feeds you. And that sounds disgusting. How would you even digest a hand? *trolololololl*
And if the Lorax couldn't stop us, we're in serious doodoo everyone. -_-
xD
~MJ

Well you see children
The hand that feeds us is edible

MJstarz9 · 2012-03-27 11:52:05

Wickimen wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:
sonatina wrote:

They don't need iPhones to be scared of us.
Why, I'd be scared of the human race by their sheer stupidity and their rash decisions to "CUT DOWN THE TREES."
True. We're so stupid, we're killing off what's making us live. That's like biting the hand that feeds you. And that sounds disgusting. How would you even digest a hand? *trolololololl*
And if the Lorax couldn't stop us, we're in serious doodoo everyone. -_-
xD
~MJ
Well you see children
The hand that feeds us is edible

Quite true, quite true.
If you eat it, there will be immeasurable amounts of pain though.
So what have we learned children???

Do not eat hands.

Wickimen · 2012-03-27 11:53:49

MJstarz9 wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:
True. We're so stupid, we're killing off what's making us live. That's like biting the hand that feeds you. And that sounds disgusting. How would you even digest a hand? *trolololololl*
And if the Lorax couldn't stop us, we're in serious doodoo everyone. -_-
xD
~MJ
Well you see children
The hand that feeds us is edible
Quite true, quite true.
If you eat it, there will be immeasurable amounts of pain though.
So what have we learned children???

Do not eat hands.

We need to find a happy medium
If we don't eat the hand at all then, kids, we starve
But if we eat too much of the hand, kids, we starve later

Last edited by Wickimen (2012-03-27 11:53:59)

MJstarz9 · 2012-03-27 11:55:49

Wickimen wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
Well you see children
The hand that feeds us is edible
Quite true, quite true.
If you eat it, there will be immeasurable amounts of pain though.
So what have we learned children???

Do not eat hands.
We need to find a happy medium
If we don't eat the hand at all then, kids, we starve
But if we eat too much of the hand, kids, we starve later

But if we eat the hand at all, there will be lots of pain...
What to do, what to do?

I suggest waffles.

~MJ

Wickimen · 2012-03-27 11:56:30

MJstarz9 wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:

Quite true, quite true.
If you eat it, there will be immeasurable amounts of pain though.
So what have we learned children???

Do not eat hands.
We need to find a happy medium
If we don't eat the hand at all then, kids, we starve
But if we eat too much of the hand, kids, we starve later
But if we eat the hand at all, there will be lots of pain...
What to do, what to do?

I suggest waffles.

~MJ

Okay let's all stop using trees forever
That will work out great

MJstarz9 · 2012-03-27 11:59:26

Wickimen wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:
Wickimen wrote:

We need to find a happy medium
If we don't eat the hand at all then, kids, we starve
But if we eat too much of the hand, kids, we starve later
But if we eat the hand at all, there will be lots of pain...
What to do, what to do?

I suggest waffles.

~MJ
Okay let's all stop using trees forever
That will work out great

Not what I'm suggesting.
I'm saying that most people just use shrapie on ten pieces of paper just so they can get a line drawn.
Personally, if I want to draw, I use PENCIL first, but most people are not that smart. So. *shrug*
Continuing, if we planted a tree for every one cut down, we'd be able to breathe with lots more ease. -_- HAVE MERCY ON THE TREES. I DON'T WANT A CHRISTMAS WITHOUT THE TREE.
'Cause that would just suck. Plus we'd be suffocating around it. xD

~MJ

soupoftomato · 2012-03-27 17:12:23

Wickimen wrote:
sonatina wrote:
you sure have a real knack when it comes to poetry.
not as good as shakespeare but maybe shel silverstein?

human beings are a significantly idiotic race, so if the aliens were dumber than you, i seriously question extraterrestrials.
Isn't it amazing how this short time on here has made you /n
Trololol I suck at poetry but this was amazingly fun to write
Our teacher has a good sense of humor, luckily
That is. Usually

Hehehe. Our habits are infectious. Mainly, I think it has to do with we /n every new thought instead of sentence them. It keeps more organized and whatnot and people feel like the thing is progressing more then a long paragraph.

Hehehe.
Our habits are infectious.
Mainly, I think it has to do with we /n every new thought instead of sentence them.
It keeps more organized and whatnot and people feel like the thing is progressing more then a long paragraph.
(Which was preferable?)

sonatina · 2012-03-27 17:34:26

soupoftomato wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
sonatina wrote:
you sure have a real knack when it comes to poetry.
not as good as shakespeare but maybe shel silverstein?

human beings are a significantly idiotic race, so if the aliens were dumber than you, i seriously question extraterrestrials.
Isn't it amazing how this short time on here has made you /n
Trololol I suck at poetry but this was amazingly fun to write
Our teacher has a good sense of humor, luckily
That is. Usually
Hehehe. Our habits are infectious. Mainly, I think it has to do with we /n every new thought instead of sentence them. It keeps more organized and whatnot and people feel like the thing is progressing more then a long paragraph.

Hehehe.
Our habits are infectious.
Mainly, I think it has to do with we /n every new thought instead of sentence them.
It keeps more organized and whatnot and people feel like the thing is progressing more then a long paragraph.
(Which was preferable?)

the heck does /n even mean.

soupoftomato · 2012-03-27 17:42:11

sonatina wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
Wickimen wrote:

Isn't it amazing how this short time on here has made you /n
Trololol I suck at poetry but this was amazingly fun to write
Our teacher has a good sense of humor, luckily
That is. Usually
Hehehe. Our habits are infectious. Mainly, I think it has to do with we /n every new thought instead of sentence them. It keeps more organized and whatnot and people feel like the thing is progressing more then a long paragraph.

Hehehe.
Our habits are infectious.
Mainly, I think it has to do with we /n every new thought instead of sentence them.
It keeps more organized and whatnot and people feel like the thing is progressing more then a long paragraph.
(Which was preferable?)
the heck does /n even mean.

Newlining.

We make new lines after very short thoughts consistently.
Like instead of paragraphs or sentence divisions.
We have these!

Wickimen · 2012-03-27 17:54:25

soupoftomato wrote:
sonatina wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:

Hehehe. Our habits are infectious. Mainly, I think it has to do with we /n every new thought instead of sentence them. It keeps more organized and whatnot and people feel like the thing is progressing more then a long paragraph.

Hehehe.
Our habits are infectious.
Mainly, I think it has to do with we /n every new thought instead of sentence them.
It keeps more organized and whatnot and people feel like the thing is progressing more then a long paragraph.
(Which was preferable?)
the heck does /n even mean.
Newlining.

We make new lines after very short thoughts consistently.
Like instead of paragraphs or sentence divisions.
We have these!

Yes
We do indeed!

sonatina · 2012-03-27 18:05:46

Wickimen wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
sonatina wrote:

the heck does /n even mean.
Newlining.

We make new lines after very short thoughts consistently.
Like instead of paragraphs or sentence divisions.
We have these!
Yes
We do indeed!

oh haha
i've always done that though
it's so much better than huge chunks of text that make you want to cry because of the thought of sitting there and reading that entire thing until your eyes bleed and crawl out of your sockets is just so terrifying and not to mention annoying like seriously eyes rolling out of their sockets is a pretty big inconvenience and it all just feels like a big run-on sentence and /n make things so much more organized and pretty and presentable not to mention neat and your eyes are happy and you end up having happy readers not annoyed ones that want to kill you and haha i just used scratch slang by saying /n am i cool now huh huh how does / mean new line though i don't understand soMONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME and i should stop now.

doesn't this
look so much better???
i'm being annoying right now
the heck is wrong with me.
stawp being weird sona
stawp it
rite nao.

Wickimen · 2012-03-27 18:07:07

sonatina wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:

Newlining.

We make new lines after very short thoughts consistently.
Like instead of paragraphs or sentence divisions.
We have these!
Yes
We do indeed!
oh haha
i've always done that though
it's so much better than huge chunks of text that make you want to cry because of the thought of sitting there and reading that entire thing until your eyes bleed and crawl out of your sockets is just so terrifying and not to mention annoying like seriously eyes rolling out of their sockets is a pretty big inconvenience and it all just feels like a big run-on sentence and /n make things so much more organized and pretty and presentable not to mention neat and your eyes are happy and you end up having happy readers not annoyed ones that want to kill you and haha i just used scratch slang by saying /n am i cool now huh huh how does / mean new line though i don't understand soMONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME and i should stop now.

doesn't this
look so much better???
i'm being annoying right now
the heck is wrong with me.
stawp being weird sona
stawp it
rite nao.

Well technically it's n/, short for newlining (like w/ is short for with), but it was typo'd originally and /n looks cooler

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