Scratch

They have a TV show. Sorry to ruin every 29 words you typed.

weegeeissparta wrote:

Here's my review on Scratch,

NOT FOR KIDS!
Scratch may seem like an innocent, kid-friendly enviroment, but it's not! They use terrible language like b*tt! Terrible! You can also comment! Someone could post a comment and get killed by someone! Horrible, horrible, horrible. They also make VERY violent things, I once saw a game where you kick a punching bag! That promotes animal abuse! I wont let my 15 year old son on here just yet. Keep kids away from this site!

If anyone has an account there you need to post that.

No but you didn't describe all the problems well enough! There's galleries, oh, the horrible galleries, that influence bad behavior, and they encourage memes, which have a terrible effect on the economy. Oh, and did I mention that they have animation, games, music, and art? We all know how inappropriate these things are. Please reconsider letting anyone on scratch.

(sarcasm... I love it!)

Agg725 wrote:

weegeeissparta wrote:

Here's my review on Scratch,

NOT FOR KIDS!
Scratch may seem like an innocent, kid-friendly enviroment, but it's not! They use terrible language like b*tt! Terrible! You can also comment! Someone could post a comment and get killed by someone! Horrible, horrible, horrible. They also make VERY violent things, I once saw a game where you kick a punching bag! That promotes animal abuse! I wont let my 15 year old son on here just yet. Keep kids away from this site!

If anyone has an account there you need to post that.

No but you didn't describe all the problems well enough! There's galleries, oh, the horrible galleries, that influence bad behavior, and they encourage memes, which have a terrible effect on the economy. Oh, and did I mention that they have animation, games, music, and art? We all know how inappropriate these things are. Please reconsider letting anyone on scratch.

(sarcasm... I love it!)

And there's the problem of talking to strangers!

3DSfan12345 wrote:

A review on Diary of a Wimpy Kid (the movie):
Terrible, scary, Intense Bullying. This movie stinks the worst!! I was crying because it was so bad. It was too scary, the cheese touch was too gross and the teenagers were scary bullies. The last scene with the teenagers forcing the smaller kids to eat the old, moldy cheese was so intense, I had to leave the room. Thats when I started crying. I wish they never made this movie. I dont reccomend this movie for anyone. Skip it and pick something better. If I could rate it zero stars, I would. Its not worth scaring your kids over.


P.S. That review was from an 8 year-old.

Wow. Just...

3DSfan12345 wrote:

A review on Diary of a Wimpy Kid (the movie):
Terrible, scary, Intense Bullying. This movie stinks the worst!! I was crying because it was so bad. It was too scary, the cheese touch was too gross and the teenagers were scary bullies. The last scene with the teenagers forcing the smaller kids to eat the old, moldy cheese was so intense, I had to leave the room. Thats when I started crying. I wish they never made this movie. I dont reccomend this movie for anyone. Skip it and pick something better. If I could rate it zero stars, I would. Its not worth scaring your kids over.


P.S. That review was from an 8 year-old.

LOL

3DSfan12345 wrote:

BirdByte wrote:

Barney reviews are so funny.

wow barney is even more bad in this. he shows bad movies to kids in this show. he kisses and says he loves them in the end. and swears to the kids and the kids swear too. kids can't watch this show. he should be setting a good example for those kids.

Here's another:
Barney is disrespectful and broke my heart
Barney and friends is astoundingly violent. He must have eaten 10 kids on that show. He made when he said that the Wonder pets were stupid. He broke my heart when he said that he liked Where the wild things are better than the JO Bros. I am going to eat him and i am going to put him on N*Sync after he is eaten. Hellboy is better because he looks more like a potato than barney. Have a nice day.=oD

i dont think ive seen a legit review on this whole topic so far

3DSfan12345 wrote:

BirdByte wrote:

Barney reviews are so funny.

wow barney is even more bad in this. he shows bad movies to kids in this show. he kisses and says he loves them in the end. and swears to the kids and the kids swear too. kids can't watch this show. he should be setting a good example for those kids.

Here's another:
Barney is disrespectful and broke my heart
Barney and friends is astoundingly violent. He must have eaten 10 kids on that show. He made when he said that the Wonder pets were stupid. He broke my heart when he said that he liked Where the wild things are better than the JO Bros. I am going to eat him and i am going to put him on N*Sync after he is eaten. Hellboy is better because he looks more like a potato than barney. Have a nice day.=oD

So many things wrong with this review, where to start?

CheckItNow12 wrote:

3DSfan12345 wrote:

BirdByte wrote:

Barney reviews are so funny.

Here's another:
Barney is disrespectful and broke my heart
Barney and friends is astoundingly violent. He must have eaten 10 kids on that show. He made when he said that the Wonder pets were stupid. He broke my heart when he said that he liked Where the wild things are better than the JO Bros. I am going to eat him and i am going to put him on N*Sync after he is eaten. Hellboy is better because he looks more like a potato than barney. Have a nice day.=oD

So many things wrong with this review, where to start?

how about the fact that its obvious trolling like everything else you guys have mentioned :B

ftf841 wrote:

777w wrote:

CheckItNow12 wrote:

So many things wrong with this review, where to start?

how about the fact that its obvious trolling like everything else you guys have mentioned :B

look at this one:

I hate this show. Me and my friend made up a song, "Barney is a dinosaur with no imagination, stepped into a doctors office and had a vaccination"

There are ALOT of legit reviews actually.

I like making fake reviews. Here's two.

Minecraft
This game is TERRIBLE! It contains so much violence! You kill things with swords and bows! And they are covered in blood every time you hit them! There are also green things that explode! TERRIBLE! You can die in that game! There's also multiplayer! That's terrible! It's a horrible game for kids! My 50 year old son needs to wait. (LUL)


The World
The world is a terrible place for children! People can say whatever they want and and do whatever they want! It's horrible! If you want to let you're child outside, do the following.

-Wrap them in bubble wrap
-Give them earmuffs
-ALWAYS be within 2 inches of them
-Don't let him see anybody

BWAHAHAHAHAH!

That slaps me on the knee.

I'm also making reviews. Here you go.