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#51 2012-03-19 11:58:08
- RedRocker227
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Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
Mokat wrote:
RedRocker227 wrote:
sonatina wrote:
discuss cooking failures/horrible disasters here
Here's just one of my cooking fails (although depending on how you look at it it wasn't actually a fail)...
I was making a lemon cheesecake :DDD The recipe served four though, and it only had to serve two, so I halved the quantities of all the ingredients.
But I forgot to halve the sugar
That was the sweetest cheesecake I've ever tasted B)I bet that was DELICIOUS
Believe me, it was B)
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#52 2012-03-19 11:59:37
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
RedRocker227 wrote:
Mokat wrote:
RedRocker227 wrote:
Here's just one of my cooking fails (although depending on how you look at it it wasn't actually a fail)...
I was making a lemon cheesecake :DDD The recipe served four though, and it only had to serve two, so I halved the quantities of all the ingredients.
But I forgot to halve the sugar
That was the sweetest cheesecake I've ever tasted B)I bet that was DELICIOUS
Believe me, it was B)
I want that cheesecake
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#53 2012-03-19 12:00:23
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
Wickimen wrote:
sonatina wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
What an uncultured Goomba
Hand sweat tastes good
Kind of salty don't you thinkOh, you uneducated cretin!
What's it like in your bland, smile mind? It must be so boring in there.
From where I'm from-which is a civilized, prestigious country, hand sweat is considered repulsive.
Now, head lice is a real delicacy.Head lice are good too
'Specially the nits
So crunchy!
To get back on topic, I once baked a terrific key lice pie
Oh, you must be a wonderful cook.
I baked a scrumptious fruitfly cake once.
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#54 2012-03-19 12:00:35
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
OH GEEZ.
Lice is nasty. Foot sweat is nasty. Hand sweat is nasty. Armpit hair is nasty.
Oh also, greased hair. Blegh...
CAPEESH?
And Wicki, don't rub the fact that I have to tap my feet and complain about 180 seconds of waiting just because I'm impatient with the computer.
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#55 2012-03-19 12:00:56
- RedRocker227
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Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
Wickimen wrote:
RedRocker227 wrote:
Mokat wrote:
I bet that was DELICIOUSBelieve me, it was B)
I want that cheesecake
Sowwy, I've already eated it :3
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#56 2012-03-19 12:01:36
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
sonatina wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
sonatina wrote:
Oh, you uneducated cretin!
What's it like in your bland, smile mind? It must be so boring in there.
From where I'm from-which is a civilized, prestigious country, hand sweat is considered repulsive.
Now, head lice is a real delicacy.Head lice are good too
'Specially the nits
So crunchy!
To get back on topic, I once baked a terrific key lice pieOh, you must be a wonderful cook.
I baked a scrumptious fruitfly cake once.
Omnomnom scrumpdiddlyumptious
MJ, for your sake, I'm going to pretend that post never happened.
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#57 2012-03-19 12:04:01
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
Wickimen wrote:
sonatina wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
Head lice are good too
'Specially the nits
So crunchy!
To get back on topic, I once baked a terrific key lice pieOh, you must be a wonderful cook.
I baked a scrumptious fruitfly cake once.Omnomnom scrumpdiddlyumptious
MJ, for your sake, I'm going to pretend that post never happened.
In the distance, six anguished teenagers moan in agony and despair.
I have no idea what you're rambling about, MJ.
I'm sorry if you don't have a taste in fine cuisine. What you consider foul is actually delicious food that people around the world crave.
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#58 2012-03-19 12:04:02
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
May I ask what was IN the fruit cake? I've never even had fruit cake. ;A;
Like... Dirt? Fruit? Veggies? *is wondering*
-_- Well, you guys are the ones that mentioned it. I was just saying it as it is. xD
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#60 2012-03-19 12:07:02
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
Okay fine. I'll just go hide in the corner and die. Thanks Wicki. X_x
YOU SHALL NEVER HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM MJ. AND YES. IT IS WICKI'S FAULT.
-_-
And Sona, I'm so sorry for my babbling. Imma talker on the internet. Reality? Not so much. xD
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#64 2012-03-19 12:10:18
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
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I DIED REMEMBER????
REALITY: reality is the state of things as they actually exist, rather than as they may appear or might be imagined.
From WICKIpedia. WICKI!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! 
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#65 2012-03-19 12:11:14
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
MJstarz9 wrote:
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I DIED REMEMBER????
REALITY: reality is the state of things as they actually exist, rather than as they may appear or might be imagined.
From WICKIpedia. WICKI!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
What a Wikipedia thief
You do realize most Wikipedians don't know about reality
...
Shhhhh
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#66 2012-03-19 12:13:25
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
Plus, we aren't magical flying rainbow ponies from My Little Pony. If we were, we'd have wings and a lot more hair coming from the back side.
And IDIOT: is a mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way.
-_-
Anyway, I realize that most wikipedians are INDEED IDIOTS but, hey. At least they weren't too challenged to give us an accurate definition of reality.
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#67 2012-03-19 12:13:55
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
MJstarz9 wrote:
Plus, we aren't magical flying rainbow ponies from My Little Pony. If we were, we'd have wings and a lot more hair coming from the back side.
And IDIOT: is a mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way.
-_-
Anyway, I realize that most wikipedians are INDEED IDIOTS but, hey. At least they weren't too challenged to give us an accurate definition of reality.
Hey, I never said they were idiots
I said they didn't know about reality
There's a big difference!!
(Takemeforexampletrololol)
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#68 2012-03-19 12:14:21
- RedRocker227
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Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
This is the randomest thread I've ever read.
But please don't stop.
I'm cracking up
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#71 2012-03-19 12:16:29
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
Wickimen wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:
Plus, we aren't magical flying rainbow ponies from My Little Pony. If we were, we'd have wings and a lot more hair coming from the back side.
And IDIOT: is a mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way.
-_-
Anyway, I realize that most wikipedians are INDEED IDIOTS but, hey. At least they weren't too challenged to give us an accurate definition of reality.Hey, I never said they were idiots
I said they didn't know about reality
There's a big difference!!
(Takemeforexampletrololol)
Well, I did so there. xD How many times have I looked up something for school and there's been a stupid poo joke on there. Like twice! You won't find that on DEFINITION.COM!!!!
And yes I realize there is a big difference. -_-
~MJ
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#72 2012-03-19 14:00:35
- rabbit1131
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Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
Oh have I got a tale for you...
I was making chocolate-chip cookies. My favorite recipe calls for 4 cups of flour. I was almost done, and was putting in the flour. Just then, my older brother walked into the kitchen. He asked if he could turn on the mixer, and I said "Yeah, sure. Just be VERY CAREFUL to put it on the LOWEST setting." That went over well. He turned to about 75% of the max speed, and at first nothing happened. I saw it and lunged towards it to turn it down... Too late. We were cleaning up flour for the next 15 minutes.
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#74 2012-03-19 15:03:42
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
cheddargirl wrote:
Pre-made stuff often doesn't end up as tasty or look as nice because the companies often fail to tell you that you should add other stuff to the mix.
In the case of the pancacke batter disaster, using milk instead of water would be better. Perhaps some sugar might be needed also.
I shall now bow down to people who think of stuff I could never have.
I know I'm eventually going to get banned, but I'm going to ride out on a endless, shining wave of logic.
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#75 2012-03-19 17:53:41
Re: I can't make pancakes even with a pre-made mix.
MJstarz9 wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
MJstarz9 wrote:
Plus, we aren't magical flying rainbow ponies from My Little Pony. If we were, we'd have wings and a lot more hair coming from the back side.
And IDIOT: is a mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way.
-_-
Anyway, I realize that most wikipedians are INDEED IDIOTS but, hey. At least they weren't too challenged to give us an accurate definition of reality.Hey, I never said they were idiots
I said they didn't know about reality
There's a big difference!!
(Takemeforexampletrololol)Well, I did so there. xD How many times have I looked up something for school and there's been a stupid poo joke on there. Like twice! You won't find that on DEFINITION.COM!!!!
And yes I realize there is a big difference. -_-
~MJ
Too bad you don't make any sense, or I would be able to argue
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