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jji7skyline wrote:

Liru wrote:

In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined.

The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been saved by divine intervention-- so he's let go .

The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he is set free too.

They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem...."

Man... oh well...

There is a Brunette a Blonde and a Redhead. The brunette is greedy, the Blonde is slightly lacking in brains, and the Red Head is real practical. A Br a Bl and a RH meet an old madman hermit in a cave and he tells them "Go to the Eiffel tower and jump off. Then shout what you want and you'll land in millions of it.

They all go.

Brunette shouts "Gold!!!" and lands in gold. Not a happy ending.

The Red Head sees what's happened (you wouldn't want to, believe me) and shouts "Pillows!" And has a more happy ending.

The Blonde sees the others jumping off and says "Oh well" and releases herself off the edge.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

*Splash*

This is not a good fit for Making or Creating - as nothing here is being made or created.  I suggest you try the TBG forums.