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Hansel and Gretel - that is not disturbing.

Last edited by NeilWest (2012-02-21 08:16:56)

PlutoIsHades wrote:

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet...*describes big humongous lunch* and then a spider sat down beside her and shot her in the bowel with a crossbow.

XD

had to plug my nose so I didnt crack up and explode.

why do the outlaws want jack
and why didn't jill save him
and where did a spider get a crossbow
and why didnt the spider just eat miss muffet's lunch instead of shooting her in the bowels
SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

Last edited by jslomba (2012-02-21 10:17:07)

My dad just bought me the entire book of Grimm's fairytales. -eyetwitch-

NeilWest wrote:

fireheartocean wrote:

My dad just bought me the entire book of Grimm's fairytales. -eyetwitch-

Are they the revised versions?

I made up a morbid fairy tale on my Tumblr.

in the original goldilocks
shes a crabby old lady that the bears impale on a church steeple

and i dont actually know the "family friendly" version of jack and the beanstalk

Last edited by GameHutSoftware (2012-02-21 13:27:45)

Most of them are bittersweet. I still cry inside at most of Hans Christian Anderson's... Of course it doesn't help that my favourite edition has notes on how it was inspired by his life.

GLaDOS2 wrote:

NeilWest wrote:

GLaDOS2 wrote:

I made up a morbid fairy tale on my Tumblr.

Yeah - a fat prince saw a witch and died of childhood obesity. Then a leprechaun went to 7-Eleven.

haha, mine was about this scientist who got smushed into a small edible object and was used to power a toaster so that it could incubate a dragon egg and then the dragon injected venom into the crusher's neck.

Sounds pretty original Grimms to me. Maybe change the toaster to magic, the scientist to a prince and venom to death and you certainly have a fairy tale.

PlutoIsHades wrote:

Did you notice how when "Celebrity Story Time" pops up at the beginning, there's the sound of kids cheering, but it's quiet when "Celebrity Story Time" pops up at the end?

On what? PBS Kids? (guessing)

This is what I think Jack and Jill is actually:

Jack and Jill went up the hill, (perfectly normal)
To fetch a pale of water. (their family had a serious water shortage)
Jack fell down, (he slipped)
And broke his crown, (possibly another part of the head)
So Jill came tumbling after. (or running to see if Jack was okay)

i made up a variation of the three little pigs where they got to grandma's house to escape the wolf. The woodsman is about to kill the wolf but the wolf talks him out of it and says  "Where is the last pig?" and grandma walks out with a tray in her hands and says "i made bacon! who wants some?"

the classic original ones are awesome. They actually make sense to the real world. 

NeilWest wrote:

Hansel and Gretel - that is not disturbing.

I made you some cookies

what do you mean they taste like children
How do you know what children taste like anyway??? O_O