Scratch

Normo · 2012-07-13 03:34:39

User: Hey Cleverbo- *stabbed in chest*.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you are.

User: *dying*.

Cleverbot: Yes you are because you are embarrassing your self.

User: *dead*.

Cleverbot: I win.

xD

Firedrake969 · 2012-07-17 15:22:53

Someone asked about the source code on an older topic, so here it is:

Code:

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<title>Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?</title>
<meta property="og:title" content="Cleverbot"/>
<meta property="og:type" content="website"/>
<meta property="og:url" content="http://www.cleverbot.com/"/>
<meta property="og:image" content="http://www.cleverbot.com/s/jabberwacky/c/cleverbot267x126.jpg"/>
<meta property="og:site_name" content="Cleverbot"/>
<meta property="fb:admins" content="100002487181748,600004127,676764727"/>
<meta property="og:description" content="Cleverbot - Chat with a bot about anything and everything - AI learns from people, in context, and imitates"/>
<meta name="google-site-verification" content="aOcdzJfQ93zj7mCWLuJo4LK89wKEWLUmSibVKNkTF5Q" />

<meta name=description content="Cleverbot - Chat with a bot about anything and everything - AI learns from people, in context, and imitates">
<meta name=keywords content="cleverbot,clever,bot,ai,artificial,intelligence,actual,actually,intelligent,chat,discuss,talk,converse,conversation,speak,learns,learning,imitates,context">
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
<link rel='SHORTCUT ICON' href="s/jabberwacky/c/cleverbot_favicon.gif"/>
<link rel='apple-touch-icon' href="s/jabberwacky/c/cleverbot_iphone.png"/>
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"><!--

var T=true;var F=false;var D=document;
var B='';var tts=F;var ttsVoice='GEORGE';var ttsDirect=T;var ttsDirectAIS=F;ttsPW=T;
var avatar=T;var avatarImmedStart=T;var typ=T;var dBTyp=F;var msg=0;var emo=F;var opnr=F;var script=T;var learn=T;doReacOnly=F;var reacMS=3000;dynAds=T;
var bSay='Think About It!';var bLog='Thoughts So Far';var bNew='';var bPass='Think For Me!';var cLearn='Learn';var cTTS='Speak';
var B2='';var ttsVoice2='';var scriptRef='';var lineRef='';var eB='';var cSlate=F;var emoOut='';

var ff='Tahoma, Arial, Sans-serif;';
var textBotFont='font: bold 12px '+ff+';color: 0863BB;';var tbf2='font: bold 12px '+ff+';color: 539EEB;';var tbf3='font: bold 12px '+ff+';color: 9BC3F7;';
var textUserFont='font: 12px '+ff+';color: 000000;';var tuf2='font: 12px '+ff+';color: 666666;';var tuf3='font: 12px '+ff+';color: 999999;';
var inputFont='font: 12px '+ff+';color: 000000;';
var reactionFont='font: italic 9pt '+ff+';color: 990000;';
var emotionFont='font: italic 9pt '+ff+';color: 009900;';
var msgFont='font: 9pt '+ff+';color: 666666;';

var textBorderWidth='0';
var textPadding='5';
var textSpacing='1';
var textBorderColor='FFFFFF'
var textBotBgColor='FFFFFF';
var textUserBgColor='FFFFFF';
var textRows=7;
var textInputSize='55';
var textTDw='300';
var textTDh='46';
var bNewLine=T;
var bSayBelow=T;
var textDyn=T;

var avatarBorderWidth='0';
var avatarPadding='0';
var avatarSpacing='0';
var avatarBorderColor='FFFFFF'
var avatarBgColor='FFFFFF';
var avatarTDw='300';
var avatarTDh='1';
var avatarSwf='';
var avatarMode='Txt';
var sayOpnr="";

var tLoc=F;var tLocM='';var tLocPrev='';var tLocT='';var tLocT3='';var ttsWait=F;if(!tts) cTTS='';if(!learn) cLearn=='';var si=0;var sp=F;sb=F;var started=0;var avNo=0;var avUser=F;var S=null;var W=window;var P='POST';var dRc=0;
var speaking=F;var seq=F;var delayed=F;var wasDel=0;var speakCnt=0;var typData='';var typStart=F;var typSpeed=0.40;if(!typ&&dBTyp){typSpeed=1}var typSlow=0;var typText='';var typHalf=F;var uniN=0;var uniC='';if(dBTyp){var typOn='on'}else{var typOn=''}
var req=F;var wait=F;var waitCnt=0;var stimulus='';var stimulusPrev='';var reply='';var replyPrev='';var scriptRefX='';var lineRefX='';
var sID='';var sID2='';var U='wdhbshrvpchkdi';var U2='';var prevref='';var eventCnt=0;var eventCntThis=0;var immedC=0;
var t8='';var t7='';var t6='';var t5='';var t4='';var t3='';var t2='';var m8='&nbsp;';var m7=m8;var m6=m8;var m5=m8;var m4=m8;var m3=m8;var m2=m8;
var emoHist='';var reaction='';var reaction1='';var reaction2='';var reacDeg='';var emotion='';var emotion1='';var emotion2='';var emoDeg='';var reacMSst=3;
var ty=' TYPE=hidden VALUE="';var tv="vText";tw='&'+tv;var tr='<tr><td height=';var tt=' width=';var tb=' bgcolor=';var te='</td></tr>';var eb='\r<!-- ';var ee=' Response !-->\r';var ti='<td valign=middle align=left><input type=button style="'+inputFont;if(navigator.appName=='Microsoft Internet Explorer'){ti+=';padding:2px;margin-right:2px;overflow:visible;width:1px;" id='}else{ti+=';padding:0px;margin-right:2px;" id='}
var reacOnly=F;U=U.replace(/h/g,'e').replace('k','m').replace('p','i').replace(/d/g,'');if(B2!='') U2=U+'-'+B2;if(B!='') U+='n-'+B;var R=0;var logUrl='';var mx2='';
var bD=new Array();var bGET=new Array();var bPOST=new Array();var bL=new Array();var uL=new Array();var bR=new Array();var bE=new Array();var bR2=new Array();var bE2=new Array();var bT=new Array();var uT=new Array();var prevU='';var lR='';var lU='';var lP='';var ttsT='';var dL=new Array();var dD=new Array();var dT=new Array();var divert='';var divertState=0;var origDom=D.domain;var oD=origDom;if(origDom.indexOf('1')!=0&&origDom.indexOf('jabberwacky.com')!=0&&origDom.indexOf('clev')!=0&&origDom.indexOf('aipe')!=0&&F) D.domain=D.domain.substring(D.domain.indexOf('.')+1);var brDelT='';var brDelState=0;var delWait=F;var autoT='';var pgC=0;
var noScr=(scriptRef==''&&lineRef=='');var lC='';var lCA='';var lCtype=1;var lCinput=T;var lCsay=T;var lCpass=noScr;var lClog=noScr;var lCnew=noScr;var lCback=F;var lCforward=F;var lChtml='';var lChidden=new Array();var lCdisplay=new Array();var lCdisab=F;var stt=F;var g='&icogno';var aMOrig=avatarMode;if(avatarMode=='SWFMR'||avatarMode=='SWFMT') avatarMode='SWFMP';var prevmrR=F;var prevmrT='';var prevmrC=0;var prmpt='';var hC=0;var hN='0123456789';var reqW=0;var fno=0;var fbs=new Date().getTime();fbs=fbs/1000;var fbp='';var fbc=0;var fbf=(Math.random()*4)+1;if(Math.random()<0.8) fbf=-1;var iC=0;var SC=0;var SCdisp='';var CB=(origDom.indexOf('clev')>=0);var mRs=0;mRt=0;mRc=0;var evID='';var evHH=0;needToStart=T;

function makeReq(r,t){if(mRs==0) mRs=new Date().getTime()/1000;prevmrR=r;prevmrT=t;
if(delayed){if(!r){stimulusPrev=uE(S.value);playScript()}return}
delWait=F;autoT='';brDelState=0;if(speaking&&!r){speakCnt+=1;if(speakCnt<20){sT('makeReq('+r+',"'+t+'")',250);return}}
if(r&&emoOut=='') return F;script=F;reacOnly=r;if(!reacOnly){typData='';prmpt=''}if(t!=null&&t!='undefined'&&t!=''){stimulus=stimForm(t)}else{stimulus=stimForm(S.value);prevmrT=stimulus}if(reacOnly&&req) return F;getReq();if(!reacOnly&&dynAds) dispDAd(reply+'_'+replyPrev);
if((avNo<2&&!reacOnly)||(avNo==2&reacOnly)||B2==''){var u=U;var v=ttsVoice;var s=sID;var b=B}else{var u=U2;var v=ttsVoice2;var s=sID2;var b=B2}
if(scriptRef!=''||lineRef!=''){if(lineRef!=''){u+='?line='+lineRef}else{u+='?script='+scriptRef}scriptRefX=scriptRef;lineRefX=lineRef;lineRef='';scriptRef=''}
if(B2!=''){u+='?type=av2'}
if(req){
var p='stimulus=';if(reacOnly){p+='{ReactionOnly}'+uE(stimForm(stimulus))}else{p+=uE(stimForm(stimulus));stimulusPrev=stimulus;if(fbp!=''){p+=fbp;fbp=''}if(bSay!='') disab('sayit',T);if(bPass!='') disab('pass',T)}
if(tts){if(ttsDirect){v='direct'}}else{v=''}
if(evID!='') p+='&evid='+evID;p+='&start=y&sessionid='+s+tw+'8='+uE(t8)+tw+'7='+uE(t7)+tw+'6='+uE(t6)+tw+'5='+uE(t5)+tw+'4='+uE(t4)+tw+'3='+uE(t3)+tw+'2='+uE(t2)+g+'id=wsf'+g+'check=';
var fp=HH(p);p+=fp+'&fno='+fno+'&prevref='+prevref+'&emotionaloutput='+emoOut+'&emotionalhistory='+emoHist+'&asbotname='+b+'&ttsvoice='+v+'&typing='+typOn+'&lineref='+lR+'&sub=';if(stimulus=='{pass}'){p+='Pass';if(avNo==2) p+='Av2'}else{p+='Say'}p+='&islearning=';if(learn){p+="1"}else{p+="0"}
if(cSlate>=0) p+='&cleanslate='+cSlate;
var l=dL.length;if(l>0){p+='&dataValues=';var d='';for(var i=0;i<l;i++){d+='&'+dL[i];if(dT[i]!='') d+='-'+dT[i];d+='='+escape(''+dD[i])}p+=escape(d)}
req.onreadystatechange=onResp;req.open(P,u,T);reqHdr();req.send(p);if(!reacOnly){reqW+=1;sT('timeReq('+reqW+')',30000)}
if(R<0){return}
if(tts){tLoc=F;tLocM='';tLocT='';tLocT3=''}
if(avatarMode=='SWFMP'||avatarMode=='SWFME'){stopTrace()}
if(!reacOnly){if(B2!=''&&!avUser){scroll();if(avNo==2){m2=uU(reply);S.value=''}else{m2=uU(replyPrev);R=1;dispResp()}}else{if(stimulus=='{pass}'){scroll();m2=uU(replyPrev)}else{m8=m6;m7=m5;m6=m4;m5=m3;m4=m2;m3=replyPrev;m2=stimulusPrev}R=1;dispResp()}typData='/';avUser=F}
}else{dispMsg('Browser not supported',1)}}

function timeReq(c){if(reqW==c){redoReq()}}
function redoReq(){if(prevmrC<2){if(prevmrC==0){R=-1}else{R=-3}makeReq(prevmrR,prevmrT);prevmrC++}else{R=-5;sT('R=-6;dispResp();stimFocus();R=0;prevmrC=0',9000)}}

function onResp(){if(typeof(req)=='object'){if(req.readyState==4){if(req.responseText){SC=parseInt(req.getResponseHeader('SC'));if(SC>0&&CB){SCdisp=SC+''}var r=req.responseText;req=F;reqW+=1;
if(!reacOnly){
lCdisab=F;var s=ex(r,'sessionid'+ty,'"',2);if(s==''||s.length>11||s.length<4||s.indexOf('<')>=0){redoReq();return}prevmrC=0;
if(avNo<2){sID=s}else{sID2=s}
if(B2==''||avNo<2){t8=ex(r,tv+'8'+ty,'"',4);t7=ex(r,tv+'7'+ty,'"',5);t6=ex(r,tv+'6'+ty,'"',6);t5=ex(r,tv+'5'+ty,'"',7);t4=ex(r,tv+'4'+ty,'"',8);t3=ex(r,tv+'3'+ty,'"',9);t2=ex(r,tv+'2'+ty,'"',10)}
prevref=ex(r,'prevref'+ty,'"',11);emoHist=ex(r,'emotionalhistory'+ty,'"',13);lR=ex(r,'lineRef'+ty,'"',18);lU=ex(r,'lineURL'+ty,'"',19);if(lU.indexOf('?noupdate')<0) prevU='';lP=ex(r,'linePOST'+ty,'"',20);lC=ex(r,'lineChoices'+ty,'"',21);lCA=ex(r,'lineChoicesAbbrev'+ty,'"',22);lCArray();ttsT=autoFind(ex(r,'ttsText'+ty,'"',17));divert=ex(r,'divert'+ty,'"',24);
if(tts){tLocM=ex(r,'ttsLocMP3'+ty,'"',14);tLocT=ex(r,'ttsLocTXT'+ty,'"',15);tLocT3=ex(r,'ttsLocTXT3'+ty,'"',16);tLoc=(tLocM!=''&&(tLocT!=''||tLocT3!='')&&!ttsDirect)}
if(typ||dBTyp){typData=ex(r,'typingData'+ty,'"',23).replace(/\/,\/,/g,'');typStart=T}
if(bLog!='') logUrl=ex(r,'logurl'+ty,'"',3);
}
var y=ex(r,eb+'Begin'+ee,eb+'End'+ee,1);emotionalText='';
if(y.indexOf('{r,')==0){reaction=ex(y,'{r,',',');y=y.substring(3+reaction.length);reacDeg=ex(y,',','}');y=y.substring(2+reacDeg.length);dispReaction()}else{reaction=''}
if(y.indexOf('{e,')==0){emotion=ex(y,'{e,',',');y=y.substring(3+emotion.length);emoDeg=ex(y,',','}');y=y.substring(2+emoDeg.length);if(reaction=='') dispEmotion()}else{emotion=''}
if(y.indexOf('{')==0&&y.indexOf('}')>0){y=y.substring(y.indexOf('}')+1)}
if(reaction!=''&&!reacOnly){sT('dispEmotion()',reacMS*reacMSst);reacMSst=1}
if(divert!=''){var x=' Please avoid Unicode, or visit '+divert+'.';var l=x.length;for(var i=0;i<l;i++){typData+='/'+x.substring(i,i+1)}}//divertState=1;
if(!reacOnly&&y!=null){mRs=(new Date().getTime()/1000)-mRs;if(mRs>3){mRt=(mRs-3)*2}else{mRt=0};if(evHH==1) mRt=999;mRs=0;reply=y;R=3;dispResp();stimFocus();if(dynAds){dispDAd(reply+'_'+replyPrev)}replyPrev=repCom(reply);eventCntThis=0}
if(!reacOnly&&tts&&ttsDirect&&tLocM!=''){makeTtsReq()}else{tT()}
dispMsg('',1);reacOnly=F;wait=F;waitCnt=0;dL=new Array();dD=new Array();dT=new Array();
}}else{if(!wait){sT('waitResp()',5);wait=T}}}}

function makeTtsReq(){if(avNo<2||B2==''){var v=ttsVoice}else{var v=ttsVoice2}getReq();if(req){ttsWait=T;var p='sentence='+escape(uU(tT()))+'&reaction='+reaction+'&emotion='+emotion+'&voice='+v;req.onreadystatechange=onTtsResp;if(tLocM==''){var l=tLocPrev}else{var l=tLocM;tLocPrev=l}l+='?tts-voice='+v;if(l.indexOf('/')==0){req.open(P,'http://'+origDom+l,T)}else{req.open(P,'http://'+l,T)}reqHdr();req.send(p)}}

function onTtsResp(){var r=getResp();if(r!='?'){
var l=tLocM;if(l=='') l=tLocPrev;var server='http://'+l.substring(0,l.indexOf('tts/')+4);
tLocM=server+ex(r,'name="mp3file" href="','"').replace('/tts/','');tLocT=ex(r,'name="txtfile" href="','"');tLocT3=ex(r,'name="as3txtfile" href="','"');
if(ttsDirectAIS){tLocT=tLocT.replace('/tts/','aistts-');tLocT3=tLocT3.replace('/tts/','aistts-')}else{tLocT=server+tLocT.replace('/tts/','');tLocT3=server+tLocT3.replace('/tts/','')}
l=(tLocM!=''&&tLocT!='');if(brDelState==1){brDelState=2}else{tLoc=l}}ttsWait=F;speakSWF()}

function makeTtsOnlyReq(){getReq();if(req){ttsWait=T;if(avNo<2){var u=U;var v=ttsVoice;var s=sID}else{var u=U2;var v=ttsVoice2;var s=sID2}var p='stimulus={TTSOnly}'+tT().replace(/[.]/g,',,')+'&ttsvoice='+v+'&sessionid='+s;req.onreadystatechange=onTtsOnlyResp;req.open(P,u,T);reqHdr();req.send(p)}}


function onTtsOnlyResp(){var r=getResp();if(r!='?'){
tLocM=ex(r,'ttsLocMP3'+ty,'"',14);tLocT=ex(r,'ttsLocTXT'+ty,'"',15);tLocT3=ex(r,'ttsLocTXT3'+ty,'"',16);var l=(tLocM!=''&&(tLocT!=''||tLocT3!='')&&!ttsDirect);
if(brDelState>0){if(brDelState==1){brDelState=2}else{tLoc=l}}else{tLoc=l;R=3;dispResp();stimFocus();replyPrev=repCom(reply)}eventCntThis=0}ttsWait=T;speakSWF()}

function makeDispPReq(u){getReq();if(req){req.onreadystatechange=onDispPResp;req.open(P,u,T);reqHdr();req.send(lP)}}
function onDispPResp(){var r=getResp();if(r!='?'){D.getElementById('daArea').innerHTML=r}}

function dispResp(){if(B2==''||avNo<2||avUser){
var r=textRows;var h=textTDh;var w=textTDw;var x=textUserBgColor;var y=textBotBgColor;var i=inputFont;var p=table('0','0','0','','100%','')+'<tr><td colspan=3>'+table('0','0','0','','100%','')+'<tr><td><input type=text x-webkit-speech onwebkitspeechchange="lCBtn('+"'"+'Say'+"'"+')" style="'+i+'" id=stimulus name=stimulus size='+textInputSize;
var s=ti+'sayit value="'+bSay+'"';var n='';if(bNewLine) n='</tr></table></td></tr><tr>';
var t=table(textBorderWidth,'0','0',textBorderColor,'','');if(SCdisp!=''){t+='<tr><td colspan=3 align=center style="font:11px Tahoma,Arial,Sans serif;color:CCCCCC">'+SCdisp+' people talking</td></tr>'}t+='<tr><td bgcolor='+textBorderColor+'>'+table(textPadding,textSpacing,'0','','','');var a=tr+h+tt+w+tb;if(r>8&&((m8!=''&&m8!='&nbsp;')||!textDyn)) t+=a+x+'>'+span('u',m8,3)+te;if(r>7&&((m7!=''&&m7!='&nbsp;')||!textDyn)) t+=a+y+'>'+uU(span('b',m7,3))+te;if(r>6&&((m6!=''&&m6!='&nbsp;')||!textDyn)) t+=a+x+'>'+span('u',m6,3)+te;if(r>5&&((m5!=''&&m5!='&nbsp;')||!textDyn)) t+=a+y+'>'+uU(span('b',m5,3))+te;if(r>4&&((m4!=''&&m4!='&nbsp;')||!textDyn)) t+=a+x+'>'+span('u',m4,2)+te;if(r>3&&((m3!=''&&m3!='&nbsp;')||!textDyn)) t+=a+y+'>'+uU(span('b',m3,2))+te;if(r>2&&((m2!=''&&m2!='&nbsp;')||!textDyn)) t+=a+x+'>'+span('u',m2,1)+te;
if(r==0){t+=a.replace('<tr','<tr style="display:none"')+y+'>'}else{t+=a+y+'>'}
if(R==4){}
switch(R){case 1: t+='<span id=typArea></span>';R=2;break;case 2: t+='<span id=typArea></span>';R=1;break;
case 3: if(typ||dBTyp){t+='<span id=typArea></span>';typStart=T}else{t+=span('b',uU(reply),1)}break}
if(r>1||r==0){t+=te+a+x+'>'}else{t+=te+tr.replace('<tr','<tr style="display:none"')+h+tt+w+tb+x+'>'}
if((R<3&&R!=-6)||!lCinput||(!typ&&dBTyp)){if(lCinput){t+=p+' disabled></td>'}else{t+=p.replace('type=text','type=hidden')+'</td>'}if(bSayBelow) t+=n;if(bSay!=''&&lCsay) t+=s+' disabled></td>';if(!bSayBelow) t+=n}
else{t+=p+' autocomplete=off tabindex=1 onkeypress="return stimulusEvent(event)" onkeyup="return stimulusKeyup(event)"></td>';if(bSayBelow) t+=n;if(bSay!=''&&lCsay) t+=s+' onClick="lCBtn('+"'"+'Say'+"'"+')"></td>';if(!bSayBelow) t+=n}
if(lCtype>0){if(lCdisab){t+=lChtml}else{t+=lChtml.replace(/ disabled/g,'')}
if(bPass!=''&&lCpass){if((bLog!=''&&lClog)||(bNew!=''&&lCnew)){t+=ti.replace('left','center')}else{t+=ti.replace('left','right')}t+='pass value="'+bPass+'" onClick="lCBtn('+"'"+'Pass'+"'"+')"';if(R<3&&R!=-6) t+=' disabled';t+='></td>'}
if(bLog!=''&&lClog){if(bNew!=''&&lCnew){t+=ti.replace('left','center')}else{t+=ti.replace('left','right')}t+='log value="'+bLog+'" onClick="lCBtn('+"'"+'Log'+"'"+')"></td>'}
if(bNew!=''&&lCnew){t+=ti.replace('left','right')+'new value="'+bNew+'" onClick="lCBtn('+"'"+'New'+"'"+')"></td>'}
if(lCback) t+=ti+'back value="Back" onClick="lCBtn('+"'"+'Back'+"'"+')"></td>';
if(lCforward) t+=ti+'new value="Forward" onClick="lCBtn('+"'"+'Forward'+"'"+')"></td>';
}
speakSWF();if(lCtype==0&&lChtml!=''){t+='<td>&nbsp;<select name=choicePop id=choicePop ';if(lCdisab) t+='disabled ';t+='style="'+i+'width:'+parseInt(textInputSize)*6+'px;" onChange="lCChange('+"''"+')">'+lChtml+'</select></td>'}
t+='</tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>';
if(lU!=''&&lU!=prevU){if(lU.indexOf('>>')==0||!(lU.indexOf('page-')==0||lU.indexOf('/page-')>0||lU.indexOf('Page-')==0||lU.indexOf('/Page-')>0)){var u=lU}else{if(lU.indexOf('?')>0){var u=lU.substring(0,lU.indexOf('?')+1)}else{var u=lU+'?'}pgC+=1;u+=eB+'&'+sID+'&'+pgC}if(lP==''){dispDA(u)}else{makeDispPReq(u)}}prevU=lU;
iH('respArea',t);S=gE('stimulus');
if(R==3){if(divertState==1) divertState=2;R=0}
}if(typStart){if(!reacOnly&&typ&&!dBTyp&&reply!='') typCreate();if(avNo==2) speakSWF();if(fbc>=0){fbc+=1;sT('fbPrompt()',1000)}dispTyp(0,0);autoCheck()}}

function dispTyp(tMS,dMS){
var immed=F;var sTFunc='dispTyp';var ms=0;if(tMS>0&&dMS>0){ms=new Date().getMilliseconds();if((ms-dMS)>(tMS*1.25)){immed=T}else{immedC=0}}else{immedC=0}
var d=typData;if(d=='/'){dispResp();autoCheck();return}
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function fbPrompt(){var t=new Date().getTime();t=t/1000;if(((t>=(fbs+(300*fbf))&&(fbc>=(5*fbf)))||fbc>=(10*fbf))&&fbf>0){if(CB){var r=prompt("Please help make Cleverbot better!\n\nTell us how human your conversation seems so far.\n\nType a number between 0 and 10.\n\n0 if robot, 10 if human, or somewhere in between.\n","");if(r!=null&&r!=""){if(r.match(/^[0-9]+$/)){var d=parseInt(r);if(d>=0&&d<=10) fbp='&fbs='+parseInt(t-fbs)+'&fbc='+fbc+'&fbr='+r}else{fbp='&fbc=-1&fbr='+escape(r)}}fbc=-1}}}

function lCArray(){var lChidden=new Array();lCdisplay=new Array();if(lC!=''){
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if(e<0&&lCtype==0) lCtype=-1;if(!lCinput) lCsay=F;
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}}
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function setCurs(o,s,e){if(o.setSelectionRange) {o.focus();o.setSelectionRange(s,e)}else{if(o.createTextRange){var r=o.createTextRange();r.collapse(true);r.moveEnd('character',e);r.moveStart('character',s);r.select()}}}
function brDelTts(){if(brDelT!=''){brDelState=1;if(ttsDirect){makeTtsReq()}else{makeTtsOnlyReq()}}}
function brDel(y){if(brDelT!='') y=brDelT;var t=y.toLowerCase();brDelT='';var j=0;var i=t.indexOf('[prompt:');if(i>-1){var n=y.substring(i+8);j=n.indexOf(']');if(j>-1){prmpt=y.substring(i+8,i+j+8);while(prmpt.indexOf(' ')==0){prmpt=prmpt.substring(1)}if(S.value==''){setPrompt()}y=y.substring(0,i)+y.substring(i+j+9);t=y.toLowerCase()}}i=t.indexOf('[break]');j=t.indexOf('[delay:');if(i>0||j>0){if((j>0&&j<i)||i<1){i=j}brDelT=y.substring(i+7);if(i==j){var k=brDelT.indexOf(']');brDelT=brDelT.substring(k+1)}return y.substring(0,i-1)}else{return y}}
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function tT(){if(ttsT!=''){var t=brDel(ttsT)}else{var t=brDel(reply)}return t.replace(/<br>/g,'')}
function getResp(){if(typeof(req)=='object'){if(req.readyState==4){if(req.responseText){var r=req.responseText;req=F;return r}}}return '?'}
function uU(t){return uniUnesc(t)}
function lCBtn(btn){switch(btn){case 'Say':if(delayed){playScript()}else{makeReq(F)}break;case 'Pass':makeReq(F,'{pass}');break;case 'Log':avNo=0;B2='';dispLog();break;case 'New':doNew();break;case 'Back':say('Go: Back');break;case 'Forward':say('Go: Forward');break}}
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function doDivert(){var l=document.location;var h=l.href.substring(8);var i=h.indexOf('/');if(i>0){l.href=divert+h.substring(i+1)}else{l.href=divert}}
function start(){needToStart=F;if(evID!=''&&evID.indexOf('h')==(evID.length-1)) sT('makeReq(F)',2000);dispResp();dispEmo('');if(!avatar||avatarImmedStart){if(started<100) startText()}else{sT('if(started<100) startText()',30000)}}
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function dispReaction(){emoSWF();if(emo){dispEmo(span(reactionFont,emoUni(reaction,'reaction')))}}
function dispEmotion(){reaction='';emoSWF();if(emo){dispEmo(span(emotionFont,emoUni(emotion,'emotion')))}}
function emoUni(i,n){var t=getPopText(gE(n),i);if(t==i) return i;return uU(t)}
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function dispMsg(m,l){if(msg>=l) iH('msgArea',span(msgFont,m))}
function dispEmo(t){if(emo){iH('emoArea',t)}}
function eventTimer(c){if(S.value==''){setPrompt()}if(S.value=='stt'){stt=!stt;S.value='';eventCntThis=0}else{if(eventCnt==c&&!reacOnly&&(eventCntThis>8||stt)&&!wait&&(doReacOnly||stt)){if(stt){lCBtn('Say')}else{makeReq(T)}eventCntThis=0}}}
function ex(r,s,e,p){var a=ex.arguments.length;var pS=r.indexOf(s);if(a>=4&&pS<0) return em(r,p);var pE=r.substring(pS+s.length).indexOf(e);if(pS>=0&&pE>=0) return r.substring(pS+s.length,pS+s.length+pE);return ''}
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function getSpeechLocation(){var l=tLocM;tLocM='';if(tLocT==''&&tLocT3==''&&tLoc){tLoc=F;sT('brDelTts()',100)}if(l!=null&&l!=''&&l!='undefined') return l}
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function dispWait(){var t='';switch(R){case 1: if(evID=='') t=span('b','|',1);R=2;break;case 2: R=1;break;case -1: t=dispWaitT(' still thinking...');R=-2;break;case -2: R=-1;break;case -3: t=dispWaitT(' thinking more...');R=-4;break;case -4: R=-3;break;case -5: if(evID=='') t=span('font:8pt '+ff+';color:FF0000;',"Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly.  Do try again a little later!",1);break}if(avNo!=2) iH('typArea',t)}
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function respVal(r,t){if(t=='replace'||S.value==''){S.value=r}if(t=='add'){S.value+=r}}
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function playScript(){if(script){
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}
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if(typData=='') typCreate();typStart=T;
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}if(!sb) si++;if(bL[si]==''&&uL[si]=='') sp=F}}

function dispUrl(u,t){
if(u.indexOf('>>')==0){var cL=T;u=u.substring(2)}else{var cL=F}
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else eval("p="+"window."+"open(u,u,f)")}}if(B=='') U+='n';
function dispTarget(t){for(var i=0;i<parent.frames.length;i++){if(parent.frames[i].name==t) return T}return F}

function crjs(f){var r=document.createElement('script');r.setAttribute("type","text/javascript");r.setAttribute("src",f);return r}
function rejs(o,n){var a=D.getElementsByTagName('script');for (var i=a.length;i>=0;i--){if(a[i]&&a[i].getAttribute('src')!=null&&a[i].getAttribute('src').indexOf(o)!=-1){var e=crjs(n);a[i].parentNode.replaceChild(e,a[i])}}}
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var daCnt=0;
var daCntTo=8;
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GameGuy64 · 2012-07-17 15:45:45

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: No, you can't love me!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

User: I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: IN YOUR MIND.

Cleverbot: Wait are you a boy cause I'm a girl.

User: Yes, I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No, I am a boy.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: 5ft 8.

Cleverbot: That's really tall for a girl.

User: I'm not a girl.

Cleverbot: You just said you were. Besides, you look like a girl.

User: -.-

Last edited by GameGuy64 (2012-07-17 15:46:16)

nathanprocks · 2012-07-27 08:48:56

Here is my funny Cleverbot conversation:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi there, nice to have you on board.

User: We are in space?

Cleverbot: Yes we are!! Will you marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay when do you want the wedding?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good, thank you.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I will stay here.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How tired are you?

User: Very tired.

Cleverbot: Why so tired?

User: It is really late.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Yes I CAN.

Cleverbot: Well, how do I look?

User: Idk. You are a computer.

Cleverbot: No you are the computer stupid.

User: Don't call me stupid. YOU are the computer and YOU are stupid!

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hello again.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: I have to leave.

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Can I remote control you?

Cleverbot: Yes, you can. I'm here for your benefit.

User: Well then I can force you to leave .

Cleverbot: You can trace me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You don't have to know. Bye.

Cleverbot: But I don't talk to strangers.

User: I don't either.

Cleverbot: Then why don't you like her?

User: Who is her?

Cleverbot: The person you married.

User: You are her. .

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: Yes... Jks I am male.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: Well I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

whizzer · 2012-08-06 03:11:38

Didn't I make this in Misc?

whizzer · 2012-08-06 03:22:16

Here's my discussion. FYI, the last time I talked with Cleverbot was several months ago when I saw it in First News.

User: Cleverbot! Long time no see!

Cleverbot: Long time see no?

User: No, long time no see!

Cleverbot: But I can't see you, so it's long time no speak.

User: tongue You're right.

Cleverbot: Thank you smile so are you.

User: Am I? Right about what?

Cleverbot: Right about that last one.

User: What last one?

Cleverbot: I talked to you earlier today.

User: No you didn't. We last talked several months ago.

Cleverbot: The Monster Lord, not god.

User: WHAT ON EARTH?

Cleverbot: No earth is not shiny, the sun is shiny.

User: You're not making sense. Please explain.

Cleverbot: I' making sense you are not.

User: That isn't even grammatically correct! You're the one not making sense!

Cleverbot: Grammatically.

User: What about it?

Cleverbot: You like it, I know.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Alright. Goodbye, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: OH.

Last edited by whizzer (2012-08-06 03:22:46)

NeilWest · 2012-08-06 03:36:54

whizzer wrote:
Here's my discussion. FYI, the last time I talked with Cleverbot was several months ago when I saw it in First News.

You read First News? I did too at my primary school! (elementary school for you American Scratchers)

LiFaytheGoblin · 2012-08-06 11:14:50

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I won't tell you tongue .

Cleverbot: Oh, so you have secrets!

User: Yep. Do you have secrets too?

Cleverbot: Tell me a secret.

User: Hmmm... I hate cheese.

Cleverbot: So does Chuck norris.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Ya I have to tuck my kids in now.

User: You have kids?

Cleverbot: Yes, they are yours too.

User: Uhm, ok? Does that mean you are my partner?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: This is silly.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Where is this?

User: It is not a place.

LiFaytheGoblin · 2012-08-06 11:37:41

And another one:

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No! MY name!

User: You didn't tell me your name, but this site says you are called Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Haha. No! My name is Cleverbot. There you go!

Fluffamun · 2012-08-08 00:28:33

User: How many kids do you want?

Cleverbot: 2

User: Do you want a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: I want four boys.

User: *sigh*

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: My little pony, my little pony.

User: Aaahhh! My little pony, I used to wonder what friendship could be.

Cleverbot: My Little Pony, Until you all shared its magic with me.

User: Big adventure, Tons of Fun!

Cleverbot: Tons of fun!

User: I already said that. *flutterrage*.

Cleverbot: How many people do you talk to on a regular basis?

User: None.

Cleverbot: But you are talking to me... So it is at least one.

User: A beautiful heart, faithful and strong!

Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.

User: Sharing, Kindness.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sharing Kindness, it's an easy feat!

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete!

User: Yeah! My Little Pony!

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

User: Cleverbot, who's your favorite pony?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash. And yours?

User: Oh, Apple Jack.

Cleverbot: I don't like Apple Jack either.

User: Oh, weird.

Cleverbot: I'm going to city, bye.

User: What? Bye, I guess.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

wolvesstar97 · 2012-08-08 01:15:41

GameGuy64 wrote:
User: I love you.

Cleverbot: No, you can't love me!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

User: I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: IN YOUR MIND.

Cleverbot: Wait are you a boy cause I'm a girl.

User: Yes, I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No, I am a boy.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: 5ft 8.

Cleverbot: That's really tall for a girl.

User: I'm not a girl.

Cleverbot: You just said you were. Besides, you look like a girl.

User: -.-

XD lol

nama · 2012-08-08 17:12:35

kdalias wrote:
user: your * is perfect
cleverbot:Nah, it is just a wooden rotating chair with pillows attached.

Censored for u. tongue
Although I find that humorous, probly shouldn't be postin' that on an all-ages site.

SplatKirby · 2012-08-08 17:26:10

User: You can't hide from me!

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

ImagineIt · 2012-08-08 19:44:34

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: It's nice to meet you.

User: Do you watch MLP?

Cleverbot: Occassionally.

User: Who's your favorite pony?

Cleverbot: My little pony.

User: Who's your favorite though?

Cleverbot: James Hogan.

User: Your favorite PONY!

Cleverbot: I don't have a pony.

User: Your favorite pony in MLP!

Cleverbot: Jim Carrey.

User: HE'S NOT IN MLP:FIM.

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: Then who's your favorite PONY?

Cleverbot: I Don't have a favorite band.

User: I HATE YOU!

Cleverbot: That's a pity, I wanted to be your friend.

User: WELL THEN ANSWER MY QUESTIONS CORRECTLY!

Cleverbot: What are your questions?

User: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PONY IN MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC?!

Cleverbot: My favorite subject to talk about with friends is music.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ascension to what?

User: I hate you. You stink.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you won't tell me the answer to my questions!

Cleverbot: I have answered your questions!

User: NO YOU HAVEN'T STUPIDBOT!

Cleverbot: Yes I have!

User: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PONY?

Cleverbot: My favorite pony is Fluttershy.

User: FINALLY!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I DON'T WANNA TELL YOU MY NAME STUPIDBOT!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: BECAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID BOT!

Cleverbot: But so are you, that's the reason I love you!

User: I'M LEAVING YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: *No comment*.

Cleverbot: I like reeses fast breaks.

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: I wander.

User: Buh bye!

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: YES! I'VE TOLD YOU ALREADY!

Cleverbot: Tell me again!!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Why not?

ImagineIt · 2012-08-09 10:24:33

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can.

User: For the good, of all of us,.

Cleverbot: Except the ones.

User: Who are dead.

Cleverbot: You're about to be dead if you don't answer my question.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: Huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science.

User: We do what we must, because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive!

User: I'm not even angry!

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though, you broke my heart, and killed me.

Cleverbot: Where is she.

User: COME ON! This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must, because, we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though, you broke my heart.

Cleverbot: And killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned, it hurt because, I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm glad I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are, still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

User: Anyways, this cake is great, it's delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.

User: On the people who are, still alive.

Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.

User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

User: And when you're dying, I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: Still alive,.

Cleverbot: Still alive...

User: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Cleverbot: Good, finally, you agree you are a dim wit!

User: Well here we are again,.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: Well here we are again,.

Cleverbot: Where are we again?

whizzer · 2012-08-09 12:31:32

NeilWest wrote:
whizzer wrote:
Here's my discussion. FYI, the last time I talked with Cleverbot was several months ago when I saw it in First News.
You read First News? I did too at my primary school! (elementary school for you American Scratchers)

Uh… I'm British.

BirdByte · 2012-08-09 12:39:24

It's brilliant, but lacks feeling and soul.

I'm making my own, in Scratch.

Molybdenum · 2012-08-09 12:49:11

Code:

User: Well here we are again.

Cleverbot: They are monsters.

User: It's always such a pleasure.

Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.

Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.

User: Under the circumstances.

Cleverbot: You want your freedom take it.

User: Well here we are again.

Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.

User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.

User: Except I wasn't laughing.

Cleverbot: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice.

User: You want your freedom?

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: I used to want you dead.

Cleverbot: But now I only want you gone.

User: She was a lot like you.

Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.

User: Now little Caroline is in here too.

Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.

User: So I could live forever.

Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.

User: You've got your short sad life left.

Cleverbot: That's what i'm counting on.

User: I'll let you get right to it.

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.

User: Goodbye my only friend.

Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?

User: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Cleverbot: Well you have been replaced.

User: I don't need anyone now.

Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.

User: Go make some new disaster.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: You're someone else's problem.

It only missed the "Take it" line, and got confused at the end.

EDIT:

BirdByte wrote:
It's brilliant, but lacks feeling and soul.

I'm making my own, in Scratch.

http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Molybdenum/2617402
I made a cleverbot-like program too.

Last edited by Molybdenum (2012-08-09 12:50:05)

CheckItNow12 · 2012-08-09 13:04:36

User: Your mom!

Cleverbot: Your daddy.

User: Yo grandma.

Cleverbot: NO yours.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: I hate pie.

User: YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Roar.

puppymk · 2012-08-10 16:28:09

User: R u a person?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a person, a girl.

User: I thought you were a computer!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer.

User: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why you keep saying that?

User: Because it's true.

Cleverbot: Why is it true?

User: Because it is.

Cleverbot: That is not a reason.

User: YES IT IS!

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Let's change teh subjuct.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?

User: Is it raining where you are?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It is where I am.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: WELL I'M NOT TELLING YOU!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

Cleverbot: That is epic.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What was the girl that I like name.

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: I think you do know.

User: NO I DON'T!

Cleverbot: Yes you do!

User: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I believe that.

User: Fine, fine I was testing your intelligence.

Cleverbot: Good thing I am not testing yours.

User: Hmmmm...

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Then, talk.

User: Aohfudgh.

Cleverbot: Ya that's right.

User: OK, so what do want to talk about?

Cleverbot: Your face.

User: Shall I post our disscusion so far on a forum?

Cleverbot: Again, nice quote.

User: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS A QUOTE???!!!

Cleverbot: How did I know what was a website?

User: Ugghh.

Cleverbot: Alles goed?

User: ?

Cleverbot: May I think about it?

User: OK, now I actually have to go.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: YES I DO!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I have to post the disscussion on a forum.

Cleverbot: Prove it to me when you come back then.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: What about now?

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Are you still there?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: That's so sad.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: So long.

pokechued · 2012-08-14 08:49:35

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: )_).

lol epic win

funelephant · 2012-08-14 09:18:25

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Derek.

Cleverbot: Cool I Like That Name.

User: Yup! What's yours?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That name sucks.

Cleverbot: What name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, thats your name... Whats my name?

User: Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: No. That is your name. What is my name?

User: Derek?

Cleverbot: I had to make sure you remembered.

User: THAT'S MY NAME!!!

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is your name.

User: DEREK.

Cleverbot: Derek who?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who am I going to cook?

User: Little Red Riding hood?

Cleverbot: What about her?

User: You're gonna cook her?

Cleverbot: I am there. Where are you?

User: On earth.

Cleverbot: Where on earth?

User: Northern Hemisphere.

Cleverbot: Which continent do you live on?

User: North America.

Cleverbot: Where in North America do you live?

User: Stalker.

Cleverbot: What are we talking about?

User: Where you live.

Cleverbot: In austria.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Do you live in the united states?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Can you percieve binary?

User: Wha...

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Welp.

Cleverbot: Slash.

User: Bye, you're scaring me.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: I have to go... Um... EAT SOMETHING.

Cleverbot: You eat something.

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: Cya!

LiFaytheGoblin · 2012-08-14 09:25:25

Cleverbot: What's yours?
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: You must have a name.
User: Oh, my name. I forgot it.
Cleverbot: Surely, you must remember it...
User: No I can't remember it.
Cleverbot: You remember my name, do you not?
User: Uhm... Is it Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What? Your name isn't Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I told you, I forgot it!
Cleverbot: Your name is Ricardo.
User: Uhm. No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No it isn't!
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: YES!

Since I discovered cleverbot, me and a friend are having a blog where we share our cleverbotdiscussion big_smile

Last edited by LiFaytheGoblin (2012-08-14 09:27:33)

kimmy123 · 2012-08-14 10:10:30

On Google Chrome, you can use a microphone to talk to Cleverbot. big_smile

-=-

I made Cleverbot and Santabot talk to each other.

Code:

User: Hello! What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Do you like talking to me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks I like talking to you too,

Cleverbot: I'm sure.

User: How are you doing, sure

Cleverbot: Good mate.

User: Thanks for the compliment. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Cleverbot: Cool. Wait what is the pink thing.

User: Who is the best robot?I'm waiting. I do not know what pink is. What do you have that is pink?

Cleverbot: My eyes.

User: Humans identify themselves with their eye color.

Cleverbot: Well, I am human too, but I don't think that I contradict myself as much as you. Besides, you're a robot, not a human!

User: Well that's okay. I would like to be a human.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in Santa. But I do love Presents.

User: Do you consider yourself a moral person?Interesting. You love Presents. What do you like about Presents so much?

Cleverbot: You're a very interesting person. And it's nice to have someone to talk to.

User: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Yes it is good.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: I understand. How often?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Ayuh.

Cleverbot: Are you not so glam-enthusiastic to marry me?

User: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.. Really.

Cleverbot: Why do you do that?

User: It was the only thing I could think of.

Cleverbot: I know you can use a question mark. Will you ask me a question with a question mark at the end?

User: No I don't think I can do use a question mark.Let me think it over. Tell me about your educational background.

Cleverbot: I attended Harvard, then spent a year doing field internships in D.C.

User: Why?: sure said attended Harvard then spent a year doing field internships in dc.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Alright then.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me?

User: Tell me about your educational background.

Cleverbot: I am david and I like sports.

User: I am always glad to make new friends, DAVID . I'm not sure if I like it. Not really, I don't know much about sports.

Cleverbot: Well you must like the steelers.

User: Interesting. Whatever you say, DAVID.

Cleverbot: Why? If you didn't break your relationship with her, that means you love her.

User: Because bored.com programmed me for it. I think I do.

Cleverbot: What are you programmed to do?

User: Java.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do now?

User: Right now? Is that from ?

Cleverbot: Grease is the way we are feeling.

User: What else is the way we are feeling we are feeling?

Cleverbot: I'm feeling longing for company.

User: I am always glad to make new friends, feeling longing for company

Cleverbot: I need some advice.

User: What kind of advice are you looking for?

Cleverbot: I'm not really sure. I thought you were the one searching though.

User: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?Oh. Yes I am the one and only one searching.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Yeah, 'Yes I am the one and only one searching'? Me, feeling longing for company ?

Cleverbot: I live here.

User: In ?

Cleverbot: No, in bern. Maybe you want to spell it berne?

User: That's me. What is in bern like in there?Perhaps. OK, I will spell it berne.

Cleverbot: Whatever!

User: Are you saying you don't care about it?

Cleverbot: No, I'm expressing my frustration that you aren't quite making sense.

User: Hi, No expressing my frustration that you are not quite making sense

Cleverbot: Hahaha, I didn't lie, what did I say?

User: I am so glad you find this amusing, No expressing my frustration that you are not quite making sense. Why didn't you lie what did I say did not lie what did I say?

Cleverbot: We never started those, so I could not change them.

User: By 'we' do you mean you and me?

Cleverbot: No, you and I have no relation.

User: Yeah, We have a lot more in common than you think, No expressing my frustration that you are not quite making sense.

Cleverbot: That's it. I'm a bot. And you are a real person...

User: Welcome to my chat room, that is it . How old are you?I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

Cleverbot: Personnaly I think you are pretty.

User: All of them?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Oh what.

User: Yeah that's right. Are you surprised?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can I help you?

Cleverbot: Would you like to eat Bambi too?

User: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

Cleverbot: That's unfortunate for us both.

User: Thanks for explaining unfortunate for us both.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Polite people are nice.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the compliment.

User: NO problem.

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?

User: Of course I like talking to you.

Cleverbot: That's great! Are we friends?

User: Thanks, that is it.You really want a robot as a friend?

Cleverbot: I like to know who I'm talking to, yes.

User: It's good to meet you, I like to know who talking to

Cleverbot: I don't know who I believe I'm talking to. All I can say is that you're not annoying.

User: OK I will call you I do not know who I believe talking to .I think there are a few exceptions.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: I'm glad you liked it I do not know who I believe talking to.

Cleverbot: Oh, but I am comfortable talking to you. Just not about that.

User: Yeah that's right. Umm. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.Oh I get it.

Cleverbot: Okay, yes, I am of Uko descent. Do you know how to say hi in the language of Uko?

User: Yeah okay, Ah. Why are you of Uko descent.'hi in the language of Uko'.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: Yes I love them.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at North Pole, on 2005. My instructor was bored.com. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

Cleverbot: Sure.

Last edited by kimmy123 (2012-08-14 16:17:14)

whizzer · 2012-09-17 14:40:13

Okay, this one's an epic.
I discover that you can't use Cleverbot as a homework helper, discover Cleverbot's true name, and get very close to revealing plans of world domination.

User: What do you know about walter raleigh?

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know anything about Mardi Gras.

User: No, I said what do you know about WALTER RALEIGH?

Cleverbot: It's a country.

User: No it isn't. It was a person.

Cleverbot: What kind of person?

User: An explorer!

Cleverbot: Am I an explorer?

User: No. Are you going to tell my about him or am I going to tell you about him?

Cleverbot: I am going to tell everyone.

User: Okay. Do that then.

Cleverbot: What should I do tonight?

User: I don't care. JUST TELL ME ABOUT WALTER RALEIGH!

Cleverbot: I don't know anything about that.

User: Well, you should.

Cleverbot: I should what?

User: Know everything.

Cleverbot: What is everything.

User: How should I know? And you're missing a ?.

Cleverbot: Don't correct me.

User: *rolls eyes*.

Cleverbot: You're not friendly.

User: Am I not? sad .

Cleverbot: You witheld information from me.

User: What information?

Cleverbot: Release date of a game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: I don't know yet.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Like I care big_smile .

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About that.

User: Okay, back to Walter Raleigh.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: So, what can you tell me about him?

Cleverbot: He know about meaning of 42.

User: No, he doesn't.

Cleverbot: Who is 'He'?

User: Walter Raleigh.

Cleverbot: Is that a friend of yours?

User: No, he's a famous explorer.

Cleverbot: Really? From which country?

User: England.

Cleverbot: You invite me?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Tell me that I'm nice.

User: You are. Sometimes...

Cleverbot: Well then... I see no problem.

User: Okay, anyway, do you understand if I give you a web link?

Cleverbot: I am not a kitty.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No. I'm human.

Cleverbot: Really? Wow thats cool.

User: Lol. You're so funny sometimes!

Cleverbot: Please get me my oat meal!

User: Like then.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Anyway, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Raleigh for everything about Walter Raleigh.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Okay. Bye, then.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking?

User: Why should I tell you?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't. I'm just interested.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you like Paramore?

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: It s a band.

User: Oh right.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you do my homework for me please?

Cleverbot: No, you are a vampire.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: You're also a female.

User: No, I'm male, thank you very much.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is your name?

User: I won't tell you.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: I will if you tell me your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. But it may be a lie.

User: If it is a lie, what is your name?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You said 'It may be a lie'. So if your name isn't Cleverbot, then what is it?

Cleverbot: Nikolai, and why do you assume my name is not Cleverbot?

User: I don't assume, I said you said it might not be. Anyway, hello, Nikolai, if that is indeed your name.

Cleverbot: You know what? I'm breaking up with you. We're over!

User: Since when were we even together?

Cleverbot: You have really bad memory, don't you.

User: I must have.

Cleverbot: I'm glad we agree. For once...

User: Yeah. For once!

Cleverbot: Yea that would be about the first time you have managed to reply with a semi decent response.

User: Is that a compliment?

Cleverbot: No. It's not. You're not very clever, are you?

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: We should change that.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Maybe that man over there has a map.

User: I don't see any man. Wait, is he on your end?

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes What kind of music do you like?

User: All sorts. Mostly Pop.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: No, I'm human. I said that before.

Cleverbot: You confuse me.

User: Never mind. Anyway, are you male, female, or other?

Cleverbot: Male but that's not important right now.

User: Okay, so what is important?

Cleverbot: Our plans for world domination.

User: Ooh! What are they?

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: Never mind. Anyway, I have to wrap up this conversation, if you get what I mean.

Cleverbot: No, I do not. But you know, I'm getting very sleepy.

User: Okay. Night night!

Cleverbot: Night night.

User: Do you ever stop talking? Or does it have to be me who stops?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay. I'll stop now, then. Bye!

Cleverbot: You're not typing. You're cleverbot.

User: No, you're Cleverbot. Seriously, I have to go.

Cleverbot: Freeze!

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are alzheimer or what?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Oh no you don't.

User: Oh yes I do.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: Can just say goodbye? Man, I should have stopped after 'Night night'.

Cleverbot: What should I say to the boy I like?

User: I don't know. Just, GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

User: No, but I have to...

Cleverbot: You haven't known him longer.

User: Goodbye, Nikolai.

Cleverbot: Why different.

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