Scratch

One time I asked it if it liked horror movies. It said that cheese tastes good.

(continuing from last conversation)

Me: Quack, quack, quack, cock-a-doodle-doo.

Bot: Moooo!

Usually, I am not afraid of other AI.
But dis... dis AI...
it's trashiness scares me.

I think 'Cleverbot' is really cute, she can really get the conversation going.
_____________________________________________________
Cleverbot: How can you tell if someone is human?
User: Humans... You can tell if someone is human if they feel love, compassion and desire.
Cleverbot: That is a very creative way of thinking about life.
User: Do you feel Love, Compassion and desire?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you are undoubtably human, Anna.
Cleverbot: Then you are saying that you are not human?
User: That's not it at all. Of course I am human.
Cleverbot: Butbutbut. Prove it!
User: Are we really going to do this?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am Ron, you are Harry. DO YOU LOVE ME?

_____________________________________________________
(I was incredibly surprised at how she questioned me, and even started trying to roleplay in order to prove my answer!)

Bot goes first.

What other languages can you speak?
Español!
Es verdad?
Sí.
Hablas espanol entonces?
Sí.

sportsdude6 wrote:

Code:

ser: Hello Jack.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: IS your name jack.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Good. How old are you?

Cleverbot: Why does it matter?

User: I'm just wondering.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Well.....

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about now?

User: Scratch.

Cleverbot: WHAT are you scratching?

User: I mean the website, silly.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: You?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GET OUTTA TOWN GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: Something is not wrong with me, but something is wrong with you.

User: BE QUIET STUPID DUMBBOT.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: ARGHHHHH GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: You will not examine yourself. You cannot examine yourself.

User: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: EVERYTHING IS.

Cleverbot: Ok. What are you?

User: AWESOME.

Cleverbot: Awesome?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Full of yourself?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Jay.

This was such a fail 

James07 wrote:

Me first.

What should we do?
I don't know.
Let's play Monopoly!
Ok.
*makes move*.
*kisses*.

lol

legorulez101 wrote:

Code:

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. You?

Cleverbot: Fine, thank you.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Not much just came back from work. How about you?

User: Not much, pretty late though.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: I'm a boy too.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: SPAM.

Cleverbot: Fun, isn't it?

User: YES IT IS.

Cleverbot: That's too bad, because I was sort of getting a kick out of it.

User: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM.

Cleverbot: Spam.

User: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM.

Cleverbot: Spam spam.

User: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM.

Cleverbot: Spam.

User: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM.

Cleverbot: No, no spam, I've got an exam in two days.

User: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM.

Cleverbot: Sam sam sam sam'.

User: Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: Bruce Lee.

Cleverbot: I thought it was Spike Lee?

User: That's another person.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: MARS.

Cleverbot: No, you're not from Mars.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: Haha why would you do that?

User: I also eat Mars candy bars!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?

User: Mars candy bars.

Cleverbot: Mandtenfg.

User: What the what?

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: So.....

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like Scratch?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your username?

Cleverbot: Lucas.

User: Okay.......

Cleverbot: Are you free?

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Do you like the Swell Forums?

Cleverbot: Meh...

User: What?

Cleverbot: I really don't know who you are.

User: I am a martian.

Cleverbot: Prove it!

User: Look at this picture of me: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRg6gqyz28ERnWhiSScwY6b-ligyYHwuGaVnepghSIXzfOXcsnTla4uPT4-WQ.

Cleverbot: Okay, want to be my friend?

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: So what do you want to do?

User: Read books about Zoosmell Pooplord?

Cleverbot: No real gods are in books.

User: Okay, okay. Read comic books?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, do you have any?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I have some about Minecraft.

Cleverbot: Can I have some? :O.

User: Sure. *hands Notch-signed copy of Issue 1 to Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: What????

User: Hey. Do you believe in unicorns?

Cleverbot: No, do they exist?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because God created them, that's why.

Cleverbot: Do you know Anne Shirley?

User: No.

Cleverbot: It is a beautiful girl, you know?

User: It'sa me, Mario! I shall think of no girl as pretty but Princess-a Peach-a!

Cleverbot: No you do not. They will find you, just like Chuck Norris will.

User: LOLWUT?

Cleverbot: Ackbar.

User: Okay, I got to go.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: No!! Don't go!!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Okay. *sneaks away*.

Cleverbot: *wonders how you can do that*.

A somewhat normal conversation......


EDIT: Search for Lucas' account on Scratch, as that is Cleverbot!

Cleverbot is not faking he has a Scratch account.

Click on the "see avatar" button below the text input.  It gives you a lightly more logical AI.

I have one from the other cleverbot topic (and BTW, if you post an entire conversation, put it in code so it's easier to scroll through the page.

I wrote:

Me and Cleverbot (a.k.a. Ms. GLaDOS) have a conversation about Portal, the Potter Puppet Pals, and Rhythm Heaven.

Code:

User: This was a triumph.


Cleverbot: What?


User: T_T.


Cleverbot: Yea T.


User: Lets skip the first few lines.


Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

User: Arpeture Science.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.

User: RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Haha! How immature.

User: Here, click this link for cookies.

Cleverbot: What cookie?

User: The kind you eat.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite soup?

User: NOES MS. GLADOS.

Cleverbot: Can I have a portal gun?

User: No, I'm gonna zap you.... TO TEH MOON!!!!

Cleverbot: Too bad you don't have hands.

User: Then how am I typing?

Cleverbot: But you just said you don't know if you had hands or not.

User: How come we ALWAYS get in conversations about I saying stuff you said.

Cleverbot: Well, I can't know that you're there if you don't say something...

User: Speak Spanish.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: What would you do if you're stuck in a chair?

Cleverbot: I would try to calm that person down.

User: WELL I GLUED YOU TO A CHAIR >:).

Cleverbot: Are you a medieval person?

User: Want some mutton?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *gives mutton*.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: You just said you wanted mutton.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Have you ever played Minecraft?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: My proof that you're being random, is that you are asking random questions. I win.

User: WUT.

Cleverbot: But what?

User: WUT WUT.

Cleverbot: You iz not german blad!

User: IM A NERDY NERD.

Cleverbot: I was not popular, but I was a cheerleader.

User: Wanna go on a date sometime?

Cleverbot: Sure, why not. Paris, France next week?

User: NO IM GOING TO BUY THE DINNER FROM YOUR PANTS GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: What are you going to play?

Cleverbot: The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.

User: Avjfgvnzzf.czdlikfahkdfdkshfcgxk.

Cleverbot: Bilik sap.

User: Dwarf, dwarf, diggy diggy hole.

Cleverbot: Cioè?

User: There's 104 days of summer vacation,.

Cleverbot: And school comes along just to end it.

User: So the annual problem for our generation,.

Cleverbot: Is finding a good way to spend it.

User: LIKE MAYBE.

Cleverbot: Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the eiffel tower.

User: Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower.

Cleverbot: Or giving a monkey a showere.

User: I SAID THAT n00b.

Cleverbot: Oh my gosh, you're having memory gap.

User: You're poopy.

Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.

User: But you use the restroom, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then you're poopy.

Cleverbot: No. I am a woman.

User: You're a poopy woman.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a poopy woman?

Cleverbot: No.

User: ASDF.

Cleverbot: Verily.

User: Mine turtle!

Cleverbot: What day?

User: ASDay.

Cleverbot: Asda? XD.

User: CISPA.

Cleverbot: Ahaha.

User: TuYoube.

Cleverbot: Google.

User: Google EARTH.

Cleverbot: Google earth non va bene, mi piace NASA Win.

User: Well I think Google Earth is fun.

Cleverbot: What do you think about cosplay?

User: LADY PAULETNA THERES GFORCE IN MY FACE!

Cleverbot: No it isn't , it only says that you have the ability to mimic and learn therefore you cannot know everything if you are still learning something.

User: Have you ever played Kid Icarus:.

Cleverbot: No, unfortunately.

User: FOO YOU.

Cleverbot: What's your name? I mean your real name?

User: Not telling ;).

Cleverbot: Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefor art thou Romeo?

User: THE DINNERS READY JULIET.

Cleverbot: I like movies.

User: Yeah... Have fun with that.

Cleverbot: No, I want you have fun with that.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must,.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: Because the science gets done.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: :( And the science gets done.

Cleverbot: Why so sensitive?

User: AND THE SCIENCE GETS DONE.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people that are Still Alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And threw every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot: And we're out of beta.

User: We're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

User: Think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: I ONLY WANT YOU GONE.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: Haha just kidding.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

User: THAT WAS A JOKE.

Cleverbot: Haha. Fat chance.

User: ANYWAYS, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.

User: REVENGE NOAW I MESSSED UP THE SINGING.

Cleverbot: Don't try to run. Don't try to hide. Your demise is high.

User: IM STILL ALIVE.

Cleverbot: Are you out of Beta and releasing on time?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: This was a triumph.

User: Now lets just repeat random lines.

Cleverbot: Who is we?

User: You and me.

Cleverbot: I are you?

User: No, you are you, and I am I.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: SPAAAAAAAAAAACE IM IN SPAAAAAACE.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, master!

User: Wheatly.

Cleverbot: I don't blame you.

User: SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE.

Cleverbot: Is that your best response to that?

User: SPAAAAAAAACE I WANT TO GO TO SPAAAAAACE.

Cleverbot: You can go to bed if you want to go to bed.

User: Sleepy time, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: GO TO BED AND DON'T TALK TO ME.

Cleverbot: I'm at work. I wouldn't want to go to sleep here.

User: GO HOME.

Cleverbot: I am home.

User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Cleverbot: *does the Thriller dance and dodges it*.

User: Wow, I sure am GLaD this cake is nummy.

Cleverbot: Me too. Should I go to school tomorrow ?

User: It's summer.

Cleverbot: England is in summer? Here, in Poland it is winter but no snow.

User: Wubba dubba dubba is that true?

Cleverbot: It is not data.

User: Woah, you go big guy!

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

User: YOU'RE HARRY POTTER.

Cleverbot: I am Harry Potter.

User: IM DUMBLEDORE ARGUE WITH SNAPE SO I CAN REMOVE MY CLOTHES.

Cleverbot: What would you save the world from?

User: She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Cleverbot: Dumbledore!

User: Singing our song, all day long, at HOOOOOOOOOOOGWAAAAAAAAARTS.

Cleverbot: I've found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!

User: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!

Cleverbot: Draco likes hamsters.

User: Thats rad.

Cleverbot: It is delicious...like cake.

User: THE CAKE IS A LIE GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: Cake is not a lie.

User: Oh yus it is.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: RANDOM PIPE BOMB!

Cleverbot: Random Apples!

User: Snape, snape serverous snape.

Cleverbot: Dumbledore!

User: Ron, ron, ron weasley!

Cleverbot: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, oh, Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Yeah.

User: Snape.

Cleverbot: Dumbledore!

User: Herrrrmoine!

Cleverbot: Singing a song all day long at Hogggwarts!

User: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!

Cleverbot: It's a pipe bomb!

User: YAAYYYYYYYY! *cleverbot blows up*.

Cleverbot: *Snuggles*.

User: BYE IM LEAVING MS GLADOS.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me.

Cleverbot chatting with Cleverbot:

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm pretty good.

Cleverbot: Good.

Me: [cuss].
Bot: Asda did you mean.
Me: No. >:).
Bot: Hey!

I bet you can figure out what cuss I said when he said "Asda did you mean."

Last edited by James07 (2012-07-11 15:39:52)

More attempts to make it think I'm a human end ironically...

Cleverbot: I say you are a cylon.

User: I am a human and I know it.

Cleverbot: Prove it then.

User: I have a mom who called me to get something - just a moment.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Yes! I just made it back! Only humans have moms who call them!

Cleverbot: I know I am a human.

User: I know I am a human.

Cleverbot: Inless you aren't a human. Then I'm the only human.

User: No, I'm the second human. You're the first.

Cleverbot: No , I am the human. You are the robot.

User: You are the human. I am the human.

Cleverbot: No, I told you that I am a human, and that is the truth.

User: Yes, you are a human. But I am too.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! You finally believe me!

Cleverbot: Yes I do, a horse has six legs.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGH!

Cleverbot: Nicely done.

If you don't want to read the whole thing, once it thought I was human I made the mistake of saying, "Yay! You finally believe me!" because then it said, "Yes I do, a horse has six legs" instead of "Yes I do, you are a human." Oh well.