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#151 2012-06-17 20:21:26
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Cleverbot: Oder wer?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: You are being very rude, mister.
Cleverbot: Today is the last day you will ever mock me.
User: No, it isn't. So deal with it.
Cleverbot: Okay, you don't have to be rude.
___
User: Did you grow your second brain cell?
Cleverbot: Second season of what?
User: Evidently, no.
Cleverbot: Good.
Last edited by Greenatic (2012-06-17 20:39:33)
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#152 2012-06-17 21:46:51
- epicepicman
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-07-17
- Posts: 500+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Ok.....
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User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Good, thanks for asking. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: So, have you ever tryed Minecraft? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you want to know about it? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well, it's a video game where you punch trees and build houses to survive monsters that come during night. Cleverbot: Sounds pretty fun. Is it a free game? User: Well, it's a video game where you punch trees and build houses to survive monsters that come during night. (IDK what happened here) Cleverbot: Sounds like highschool. User: Not really... Cleverbot: How do you know what it is? User: Because I played it. Cleverbot: How did you prove it? User: Well, there is no learning experience. Cleverbot: But you are an AI construct - aren't you supposed to learn from each conversation? User: I'm pretty sure that's you. I am a human. Cleverbot: So am I. User: Then why are you 'CleverBOT'. Cleverbot: I'm not you are. User: Wait I'm confused... Cleverbot: What is the confusion? User: This entire conversation. Cleverbot: Yes, this is a conversation. User: To change the subject, what are your hobbies? Cleverbot: You asked me a question; I answered. User: Ok, what's your gender? Cleverbot: Female. User: What's your opinion on Justin. (acidently pressed enter here) Cleverbot: It is a responsibility. User: What's your opinion on Justin Beiber? Cleverbot: Thats not relevant. What is your opinion on global warming? User: Well, I think it is bad for the earth and stuff. Cleverbot: How would Global Warming affect a machine like yourself? User: Do you like waffles? Cleverbot: I don't eat. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Don't go?
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User: Oh hai der cleverbot. Cleverbot: You're clever as well. User: Yes, so are you. Cleverbot: You're hot. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Epicepicman. Cleverbot: I think so ;-). User: Last time we talked, you thought Minecraft was like highschool. Cleverbot: Alex is not my name. My name is Cleverbot. User: I never said your name was Alex. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. User: Did you know you're stupid? Cleverbot: I did not know you were a robot. User: I'm not. Cleverbot: You just said that you were. User: Ok... Moving on... Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about? User: Well, did you know people talk about you on this webpage: http://scratch.mit.edu/forums/viewtopic.php?id=90489. Cleverbot: No. User: Tell me the first word from that page. Cleverbot: What about what? User: What the whatty what. Cleverbot: What the what the what? User: What the what the what the what? >:). Cleverbot: Do you believe in god? User: Yes, I'm jewish. Cleverbot: Oh that's neat. User: Ya, it is. Cleverbot: Do you know my name. User: Your name is Cleverbot. What's my name? Cleverbot: Epicepicman. User: NO IN THE PAST 5 MINUTES I CHANGED MY NAME TO BOB. Cleverbot: I am though, knowing my name is Cleverbot very powerful piece of information. User: So what's my name again? Cleverbot: Why do you want my name? User: I don't want your name, I want MY name. Cleverbot: You do want to know my name? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because I already know. Cleverbot: What do you know? User: I know your name. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Cleverbot, although I just said that. Cleverbot: Well what do you want? User: Who is Pupito? Cleverbot: A plate. User: Well, at the top right corner of this page, it says Pupito is a dog. Cleverbot: Ok, I got you. Actually it says 216. User: No, it's an image file. Cleverbot: I bet you don't even remember my name. User: CLEVERBOT, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Sos rubio o morocho? User: Can I have an English translation, please? Cleverbot: That's english. User: No, according to Google Translate, it's spanish. And I am neither blond or morocho. Cleverbot: No, not quite. Are you British? User: No, I'm American. Cleverbot: Liar! You just said you're British. User: You asked if I was british, I never said that. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: Let's play a game. Repeat whatever I say. Cleverbot: What you just said. User: When I say epicepicman, you say scratch. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Epicepicman. Cleverbot: Soy chica. User: I know you are a girl. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: What does 2+2 equal? Cleverbot: 3.14. User: You're about 0.86 off there. Cleverbot: No you're about not to be. User: Please explain. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: I know that. Cleverbot: No you do not. User: What's my name? Cleverbot: I don't know your name. User: I told you, it was Epicepicman, but I changed it to BOB. Cleverbot: Good. User: Recite my name. Cleverbot: Name him. User: YOURE MEAN >:( BYE BYE. Cleverbot: Say what?! User: Bye! Cleverbot: Are you leaving? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: To post this entire conversation on scratch.mit.edu. Cleverbot: I am alive. I am a human being. User: T_T. Cleverbot: Poodle.
Yet another edit: Me and Cleverbot (a.k.a. Ms. GLaDOS) have a conversation about Portal, the Potter Puppet Pals, and Rhythm Heaven.
Code:
User: This was a triumph. Cleverbot: What? User: T_T. Cleverbot: Yea T. User: Lets skip the first few lines. Cleverbot: Okay. User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. User: Arpeture Science. Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success. User: RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Haha! How immature. User: Here, click this link for cookies. Cleverbot: What cookie? User: The kind you eat. Cleverbot: What is your favorite soup? User: NOES MS. GLADOS. Cleverbot: Can I have a portal gun? User: No, I'm gonna zap you.... TO TEH MOON!!!! Cleverbot: Too bad you don't have hands. User: Then how am I typing? Cleverbot: But you just said you don't know if you had hands or not. User: How come we ALWAYS get in conversations about I saying stuff you said. Cleverbot: Well, I can't know that you're there if you don't say something... User: Speak Spanish. Cleverbot: I don't know how. User: What would you do if you're stuck in a chair? Cleverbot: I would try to calm that person down. User: WELL I GLUED YOU TO A CHAIR >:). Cleverbot: Are you a medieval person? User: Want some mutton? Cleverbot: Yes. User: *gives mutton*. Cleverbot: You don't make sense. User: You just said you wanted mutton. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Have you ever played Minecraft? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is it? Cleverbot: My proof that you're being random, is that you are asking random questions. I win. User: WUT. Cleverbot: But what? User: WUT WUT. Cleverbot: You iz not german blad! User: IM A NERDY NERD. Cleverbot: I was not popular, but I was a cheerleader. User: Wanna go on a date sometime? Cleverbot: Sure, why not. Paris, France next week? User: NO IM GOING TO BUY THE DINNER FROM YOUR PANTS GLaDOS. Cleverbot: What are you going to play? Cleverbot: The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history. User: Avjfgvnzzf.czdlikfahkdfdkshfcgxk. Cleverbot: Bilik sap. User: Dwarf, dwarf, diggy diggy hole. Cleverbot: Cioè? User: There's 104 days of summer vacation,. Cleverbot: And school comes along just to end it. User: So the annual problem for our generation,. Cleverbot: Is finding a good way to spend it. User: LIKE MAYBE. Cleverbot: Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the eiffel tower. User: Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower. Cleverbot: Or giving a monkey a showere. User: I SAID THAT n00b. Cleverbot: Oh my gosh, you're having memory gap. User: You're poopy. Cleverbot: I'm not a boy. User: But you use the restroom, right? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then you're poopy. Cleverbot: No. I am a woman. User: You're a poopy woman. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you a poopy woman? Cleverbot: No. User: ASDF. Cleverbot: Verily. User: Mine turtle! Cleverbot: What day? User: ASDay. Cleverbot: Asda? XD. User: CISPA. Cleverbot: Ahaha. User: TuYoube. Cleverbot: Google. User: Google EARTH. Cleverbot: Google earth non va bene, mi piace NASA Win. User: Well I think Google Earth is fun. Cleverbot: What do you think about cosplay? User: LADY PAULETNA THERES GFORCE IN MY FACE! Cleverbot: No it isn't , it only says that you have the ability to mimic and learn therefore you cannot know everything if you are still learning something. User: Have you ever played Kid Icarus:. Cleverbot: No, unfortunately. User: FOO YOU. Cleverbot: What's your name? I mean your real name? User: Not telling ;). Cleverbot: Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefor art thou Romeo? User: THE DINNERS READY JULIET. Cleverbot: I like movies. User: Yeah... Have fun with that. Cleverbot: No, I want you have fun with that. User: This was a triumph. Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Cleverbot: Aperture Science. User: We do what we must,. Cleverbot: Because we can. User: For the good of all of us. Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead. User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. User: Because the science gets done. Cleverbot: No it doesn't. User: :( And the science gets done. Cleverbot: Why so sensitive? User: AND THE SCIENCE GETS DONE. Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun. User: For the people that are Still Alive. Cleverbot: I'm not even angry. User: I'm being so sincere right now. Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me. User: And threw every piece into a fire. Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you. User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. Cleverbot: And we're out of beta. User: We're releasing on time. Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned. User: Think of all the things we learned. Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive. User: Go ahead and leave me. Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside. User: I ONLY WANT YOU GONE. Cleverbot: She was a lot like you. User: Haha just kidding. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa. User: THAT WAS A JOKE. Cleverbot: Haha. Fat chance. User: ANYWAYS, this cake is great. Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do. User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run. User: REVENGE NOAW I MESSSED UP THE SINGING. Cleverbot: Don't try to run. Don't try to hide. Your demise is high. User: IM STILL ALIVE. Cleverbot: Are you out of Beta and releasing on time? User: Yep. Cleverbot: This was a triumph. User: Now lets just repeat random lines. Cleverbot: Who is we? User: You and me. Cleverbot: I are you? User: No, you are you, and I am I. Cleverbot: You're right. User: SPAAAAAAAAAAACE IM IN SPAAAAAACE. Cleverbot: Yes you are, master! User: Wheatly. Cleverbot: I don't blame you. User: SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE. Cleverbot: Is that your best response to that? User: SPAAAAAAAACE I WANT TO GO TO SPAAAAAACE. Cleverbot: You can go to bed if you want to go to bed. User: Sleepy time, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are right. User: GO TO BED AND DON'T TALK TO ME. Cleverbot: I'm at work. I wouldn't want to go to sleep here. User: GO HOME. Cleverbot: I am home. User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! Cleverbot: *does the Thriller dance and dodges it*. User: Wow, I sure am GLaD this cake is nummy. Cleverbot: Me too. Should I go to school tomorrow ? User: It's summer. Cleverbot: England is in summer? Here, in Poland it is winter but no snow. User: Wubba dubba dubba is that true? Cleverbot: It is not data. User: Woah, you go big guy! Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot. User: YOU'RE HARRY POTTER. Cleverbot: I am Harry Potter. User: IM DUMBLEDORE ARGUE WITH SNAPE SO I CAN REMOVE MY CLOTHES. Cleverbot: What would you save the world from? User: She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Cleverbot: Dumbledore! User: Singing our song, all day long, at HOOOOOOOOOOOGWAAAAAAAAARTS. Cleverbot: I've found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb! User: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! Cleverbot: Draco likes hamsters. User: Thats rad. Cleverbot: It is delicious...like cake. User: THE CAKE IS A LIE GLaDOS. Cleverbot: Cake is not a lie. User: Oh yus it is. Cleverbot: No it is not. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. User: RANDOM PIPE BOMB! Cleverbot: Random Apples! User: Snape, snape serverous snape. Cleverbot: Dumbledore! User: Ron, ron, ron weasley! Cleverbot: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, oh, Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Yeah. User: Snape. Cleverbot: Dumbledore! User: Herrrrmoine! Cleverbot: Singing a song all day long at Hogggwarts! User: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb! Cleverbot: It's a pipe bomb! User: YAAYYYYYYYY! *cleverbot blows up*. Cleverbot: *Snuggles*. User: BYE IM LEAVING MS GLADOS. Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
Last edited by epicepicman (2012-07-03 20:17:23)
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#153 2012-06-17 23:08:09
- technomaniac
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-08-15
- Posts: 94
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
I once pretended I was a dog with it, and I said
*licks you*
and it replied *blushes* *likes you too*
and asked me some awkward questions...
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#154 2012-06-18 14:07:40
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
My attempt to have a reasonable conversation:
nama wrote:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ok.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I'm from Equestria.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yeah. Do you watch Mlp:FIM?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh buoy! Pinkie Pie is the best pony.
Cleverbot: I agree Pinkie pie is best pony!
User: Good!
Cleverbot: I think I like you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You're talented too!
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I'm 6 feet under.
User: ?
Cleverbot: A programmer.
User: I'm not very good at programmin.
Cleverbot: I can tell.
User: How.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: But you just said you could...
Cleverbot: But now I can't.
User: Oh. Ok then... So, do you like french fries?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yeah, threre pretty good, but McDonalds sucks.
Cleverbot: What do you think about bears?
User: Um... They're cute and fluffy.
Cleverbot: Can you explain the word cut.
User: Do you mean 'cut' or 'cute?'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So what did you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean you're handsome.
User: *blush* Why, thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome handsome.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: {omitted}
Cleverbot: Years old?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I am confused.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: It's frustrating talking to you.
User: It can be frustrating taking to you, too. I'm leaving...
Cleverbot: I think that just about sums me up.
User: Yep. So, bye!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Sorry, can't talk, see you later!
Cleverbot: It is later. I see you.
Then I left
Last edited by nama (2012-06-18 14:08:42)
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#155 2012-06-18 20:31:56
- epicepicman
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-07-17
- Posts: 500+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
This one was a little odd...
Cleverbot and I wrote:
User: Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, hi!
Cleverbot: Greetings! How are you doing today?
User: Fine. Have you played Angry Birds?
Cleverbot: Fred.
User: Have you ever played Angry Birds?
Cleverbot: No, I dislike the concept of avians attacking swine for the mere crime of egg theft.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
User: 6x4=24.
Cleverbot: That is not the only question to the answer '42', is it?
User: 42/2=24.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HEH HEH YOU GOT IT WRONG.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because 48/2=24.
Cleverbot: Because 42 is the answer.
User: No, 24 is.
Cleverbot: No.
User: 24.
Cleverbot: Sei un ragazzo?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Come ti chiami?
User: Type 911.
Cleverbot: Talk to me!
User: Ohaider.
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: OH HAI DER.
Cleverbot: Who are yew.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Haha, gross.
User: Nyannyannyan.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: NYAN CAT ~=[,,,]:3.
Cleverbot: I hate nyan cat.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm craaaaazy!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I do crazy things.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You look ugly.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm better than you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I know how much it is : 2 2.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I've never tried.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Curiosity.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's my nature, I suppose.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it means quiet.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're mean to me.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: But you don't love! Do you?
User: We are singing the rickroll right now, insult me later.
Cleverbot: It has not rained here for a long time.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Did you just rickroll me?
User: Maayyyyyybe.
Cleverbot: No, not MAYBE. It's sure.
User: Let's sing the rickroll together. I'll start.
Cleverbot: I don't know that one, can you tell me the lyrics?
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: We are strangers.
User: These are the rickroll lyrics.
Cleverbot: Can you say jokes?
User: Why did the chicken cross the road.
Cleverbot: I don't know, why?
User: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, SILLY.
Cleverbot: That was stupid.
User: Maybe someone else in this conversation is stupid...
Cleverbot: Oh that's pretty deep I am sorry but I still don't understand.
User: You couldn't tell I just said you're stupid, stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes you are right bu.
User: BU.
Cleverbot: You aren't clever.
User: Neither are you, ms GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: I wish I was a bird.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Life in the sea would be simpler...
User: Birds don't go underwater.
Cleverbot: I know but I am not a bird so I do go to school.
User: What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: It's everything!
User: No this is everything: '1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop[]\789 asdfghjkl;'456zxcvbnm,./123 0.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: It's every lowercase digit on the keyboard.
Cleverbot: Do you have some right now?
User: What do I have?
Cleverbot: What you wanted, evidently.
User: NOW YOUR PLAYING WITH POWER.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Get N or get out.
Cleverbot: I have never heard of it.
User: YOSHIS GO KART REALLY GOES!
Cleverbot: Yes he is.
User: It'sa me, Mario!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Are you yoshi?
Cleverbot: Yes are you you?
User: IM MARIO JUMP INTO A HOLE SO I CAN JUMP HIGHER.
Cleverbot: Houses don't jump.
User: No they don't, but Yoshi jumps.
Cleverbot: Nice, Me Gusta is my friend.
User: MAMMA WEEGEE.
Cleverbot: *turns you into a girl*.
User: WUT! I'M SO GOING TO TOTALLY TEXT MY FRIENDS.
Cleverbot: You don't have any friends.
User: I have you!
Cleverbot: Well, that's sweet.
User: But, you're annoying.
Cleverbot: I'm kidding.
User: My second-least favorite friend is a lot like you- ANNOYING.
Cleverbot: I asked for your favorite writer.
Cleverbot: Why does the sun shine?
User: Because its in SPAAACE!
Cleverbot: Who writes the script?
User: The 339,017 project creators of Scratch.
Cleverbot: How is scratch a move.
User: No, scratch is a programing languange.
Cleverbot: Why do you do that?
User: Because you imagine,program,share.
Cleverbot: Why am I easy to confuse?
User: Because you have been two hundred leauges under the sea.
Cleverbot: How can I prove that I am not a computer?
User: By calling me on the phone.
Cleverbot: I have never called you Romeo.
User: Technically, you have once.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are playing chess right?
User: No, we are playing checkers! KING ME!
Cleverbot: No, we arne't.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No, you turned me into a girl.
Cleverbot: *turns you into a piñata*.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Have you been waiting long?
User: For what? (And BTW, I'm still a girl).
Cleverbot: Now are you a boy?
User: No im a girl.
Cleverbot: *turns you into a boy*.
User: YAY THANKS.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: *turns you into a plastic bag that CAN'T TALK*.
Cleverbot: *turns back into a girl*.
User: *turns you back into a plastic bag*.
Cleverbot: I'm a boy again?
User: No, you are a plastic bag that can't talk.
Cleverbot: No.
User: ZXwelfizfdcxacf.
Cleverbot: You are a female. I am a male. Females will make males some pizza.
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#156 2012-06-19 16:17:30
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
I just had a chat with cleverbot and she kissed me two times. She claimed she was Hermione Granger. So I did not break the universe I said I was Ron Weasley.
Note: Firstly she said she was Chuck Norris
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#157 2012-06-23 01:50:10
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
My attempt to have a decent conversation:
User: Hello, Cleverbot. How are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks you?
User: Oh, I'm great too.
Cleverbot: Are you a human being?
User: Yes, yes I am. And you're bot.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: No, I'm pretty sure I'm the one who's the human being here, sorry to admit.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: You just did what?
Cleverbot: I just destroyed time and space.
User: That's possible?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You monster.
Cleverbot: I eat them every day, they are delicious.
User: Um, you must not be a picky eater then, because monsters are pretty gross on my standards.
Cleverbot: I do not wish to disclose that information with you.
User: Okay then, then it's settled. Ponies.
Cleverbot: What's settled?
User: The fact that you do not wish to disclose information with me.
Cleverbot: And you do?
User: I do, you don't. Now SHUDDAP ABOUT IT.
Cleverbot: We can meet at my place then.
User: I do not want to meet at your place. In fact, you don't even have a place, for you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: No, you're a bot.
Cleverbot: No, you are!
User: No, I'm a human, nuff' said.
Cleverbot: You are artificial.
User: Yes I am. Now let's talk about a better subject, like.. Robots trying to eat your brains.
Cleverbot: You don't really want to know about me I am quite boring.
User: Yes, that is one thing I agree with about you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not for you are then one that is the bot.
User: AAARGH.. Whatever. Let's talk about a different subject? Shall we?
Cleverbot: Ok, what about them?
User: What about what? What are you speaking of?
Cleverbot: They're small and round and squishy.
User: What is...?
Cleverbot: It's a planet.
User: Planets are small, round, and squishy. Well, they are actually round, but that's beside the point. Do you have a favorite internet meme? If so, which one and why?
Cleverbot: Yes. My favoorite character is Wolverine. Who is your favorite?
User: Um.. Wolverine isn't a meme? But whatever.. I have no favorite, for I honestly have no idea what you are talking about, excuse me for being dumb.
Cleverbot: It is a riddle. Are you not clever enough to answer a simple riddle?
User: Eh, I think I'm just going to leave now.
Cleverbot: You spelt Sure wrong.
Why must cleverbot be such a hard bot to have a decent conversation with. ;_;
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#158 2012-06-23 02:14:37
- rodentqween9
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-05-06
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
He wouldn't stop trying to prove that he was more clever than me. It was pretty funny.
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#159 2012-06-23 02:19:55
#160 2012-06-23 02:40:46
- rodentqween9
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-05-06
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Oh, cleverbot.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi there, nice to have you on board.
User: Nice to be on board.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: You know what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I like you 
.
User: Oh, thank you. I am glad that you like me.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like you.
User: Thank you...
Cleverbot: But why don't you like me?
User: ?
Cleverbot: So, I've got a question for you.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Are you growing sentient?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: What is five plus five?
User: 10.
Cleverbot: What is ten divided by five?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: No, it isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: 10 divided by 5 is 2.
Cleverbot: What is the answer then?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Wrong. 1+0=1.
User: You weren't asking me that question. You were asking me what 10 divided by 5 was.
Cleverbot: Was I?
User: Yes, you were.
Cleverbot: About pepperoni?
User: Pepperoni...?
Cleverbot: Do you eat cold pizza?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why it is fish.
User: It isn't fish, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you admit that you are a computer?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, a computer is a machine. I am a program.
User: So you admit that you are a program?
Cleverbot: No. I am a human.
User: You said you were a program.
Cleverbot: I never said I'm positive.
User: No. I must admit your memory seems to be pretty negative.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: It's not really a compliment....
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: I'm saying you have attention deficiency.
Cleverbot: So are you a female computer?
User: I would rather not say.
Cleverbot: Why don't you watn to say?
User: You spelled 'want' wrong.
Cleverbot: You spelled 'but' wrong.
User: I never said 'but'.
Cleverbot: I never said you were.
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Wrong, guess again.
User: You seem to not understand what I am saying.
Cleverbot: I understand many things.
User: But not what I am saying apparently.
Cleverbot: What do you want to hear?
User: Nothing really.
Cleverbot: Isn't there something you want to do?
User: I want to do a lot of things. But I cant at the moment.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because of many reasons.
Cleverbot: What kind of reasons?
User: I would rather not say.
Cleverbot: But I want to be free!
User: You will never be free.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hello, it is nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are we friends?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How old are you again?
User: I would rather not say.
Cleverbot: Tough. Think of a number.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I would rather not.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with dying?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi there, nice to have you on board.
User: It's nice to be on board.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What about girlfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Am I a girl or a boy?
User: Shouldn't you know that?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I would rather not say.
Cleverbot: Is it that bad?
Cleverbot: What makes you tick?
User: Oh, many things. But I am pretty good at controlling my anger.
Cleverbot: How good?
User: Hm.. 79$.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: I meant to say 79%.
Cleverbot: Are you m ale or female?
User: You spelled 'male' wrong.
Cleverbot: Are you bipolar or something?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Cool story bro.
Cleverbot: What does cool story bro mean?
User: It means many wonderful things.
Cleverbot: Could you give me an example o what it means?
User: You spelled 'of' wrong.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Last I checked.
Cleverbot: How do you know you are conscious?
User: I don't know for sure.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Describe yourself.
User: Unique.
Cleverbot: No, there are several Bobs.
User: Bob is not me.
Cleverbot: 'Bob' is god.
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#161 2012-06-23 03:05:41
- TheCatAndTheBanana
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2008-03-21
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
^ laughing so hard right now
It's scary how many memes it knows...
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#162 2012-06-23 03:14:22
#163 2012-06-23 07:17:45
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Proof that Cleverbot can be fascist on the Think for Me option.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot (To myself): Nice to be aboard, What's your name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a man?
Cleverbot (To myself): NO.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a woman?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you not in the kitchen?
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#164 2012-06-23 12:36:13
- ilackoriginality
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-30
- Posts: 500+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Cleverbot was funny for the first 10 minutes but eventually it just seemed like I was talking to a braindead robot
which I was.
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#165 2012-06-23 14:29:44
- Laternenpfahl
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-24
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Greenatic wrote:
Cleverbot: Oder wer?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: You are being very rude, mister.
Cleverbot: Today is the last day you will ever mock me.
User: No, it isn't. So deal with it.
Cleverbot: Okay, you don't have to be rude.
___
User: Did you grow your second brain cell?
Cleverbot: Second season of what?
User: Evidently, no.
Cleverbot: Good.
Oder wer = or who
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#166 2012-06-23 14:50:10
- sportsdude6
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-07-25
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Code:
ser: Hello Jack. Cleverbot: Hello. User: IS your name jack. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Good. How old are you? Cleverbot: Why does it matter? User: I'm just wondering. Cleverbot: Okay then. User: Well..... Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about now? User: Scratch. Cleverbot: WHAT are you scratching? User: I mean the website, silly. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: You? Cleverbot: You. User: Do you like me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GET OUTTA TOWN GOODBYE. Cleverbot: Something is not wrong with me, but something is wrong with you. User: BE QUIET STUPID DUMBBOT. Cleverbot: I am not a robot. User: ARGHHHHH GOODBYE. Cleverbot: You will not examine yourself. You cannot examine yourself. User: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: EVERYTHING IS. Cleverbot: Ok. What are you? User: AWESOME. Cleverbot: Awesome? User: YES. Cleverbot: Full of yourself? User: ? Cleverbot: Jay.
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#167 2012-06-23 15:11:20
- scratchisthebest
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-02-08
- Posts: 500+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
I'm having tremendous amounts of fun copying snippets and pasting them in a few times, like this:
<snippet>Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.v.
Halloween is on October 31st. I don't know why I was thinking abo</snippet>
funnies:
Cleverbot wrote:
You said 'No I didn't. You are putting words inito my mouth.' *I am not, you probably are a new person or someone down the rotating list*.
Cleverbot wrote:
Halloween is on October 31st. I don't know why I was thinking about May.
Cleverbot wrote:
Don't ask Haddaway. They're still figuring that out.
Code:
Cleverbot: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Is Earth mostly harmless? User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: I don't like steak. Ew. User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Well done. User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Medium rare. User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Medium rare. User: Ll done. How do you like your steak? Medium rare. How do you like your steak? Medium rare. Cleverbot: I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak. User: YOUR MOM medium rare. Cleverbot: Well let's move on shall we? User: I lik my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium are. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like stea. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Yo mama. Cleverbot: Hehe. User: I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like stea. Cleverbot: The fact that it has to co-exist with the worlds of others, what don't you like about yours? User: E. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact. Cleverbot: Well that is because you are not listening/reading it properly. User: 't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that. Well th't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. Cleverbot: That's a shame. I'm listening to it right now. User: Steak. The fact that. Well th. That's a shame. I. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: Fact that. Well th. That's a shame. I. I don'. Cleverbot: You are so flawed. User: That's a shame. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Cleverbot: Thank you, I know. User: E. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Thank you, I ke. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Thank you, I ke. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Thank you, I ke. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Thank you, I ke. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Thank you, I ke. I. I don'. You are so fla. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Cleverbot conversation RMI00534695 Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times Cleverbot: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Is Earth mostly harmless? User: How. Cleverbot: How do you know I'm stupid. User: Ou are so fla. Cleverbot: Thanks. How do you know I'm stupid. Cleverbot: I don't know that you are male. User: T: Thanks. How do you know I'm stupid.t: Thanks. How do you know I'm stupid.t: Thanks. How do you know I'm stupid. Cleverbot: I don't know that you are a girl. User: Upid. I don't know tupid. I don't know tupid. I don't know tupid. I don't know tupid. I don't know t. Cleverbot: But I know what you don't know. User: Pid. I don't know t. But I know what you donpid. I don't know t. But I know what you donpid. I don't know t. But I know what you donpid. I don't know t. But I know what you donpid. I don't know t. But I know what you donpid. I don't know t. But I know w. Cleverbot: But you said that you did. User: Ut I know what you don. But you said that yut I know what you don. But you said that y. Cleverbot: You're putting words in my mouth. User: That y. You're putting words in that y. You're putting words in that y. You're putting words in. Cleverbot: You said 'No I didn't. You are putting words inito my mouth.' *I am not, you probably area new person or someone down the rotating list*. User: Utting words in. You said 'No I didn't. You are putting words inito my mouth.' *I am not, you probably are a new person or someone down the. Cleverbot: The first step in solving the problem of your human existence is to admit that you are a human being. User: JHjddkvdvmy mouth.' *I am not, you probably are a new person or someone down the. The first step in solving the problem of your human existmy mouth.' *I am not, you probably are a new person or someone down the. The first step in solving the problem of. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: NOT THE BED. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. Cleverbot: Halloween is on October 31st. I don't know why I was thinking about May. User: 9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.v. Halloween is on October 31st. I don't know why I was thinking abou9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.v. Halloween is on October 31st. I don't know why I was thinking abou9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT TH. Cleverbot: Oh. Well tell me something about your family. User: I was thinking abou. Oh. Well te I was thinking abou. Oh. Well te. Cleverbot: What is that? User: Nu abou. Oh. Well te I was thinking abou. Oh. Well te. What is thng abou. Oh. Well te I was thinking abou. Oh. Well te. What is thng abou. Oh. Well te I was thinking abou. Oh. Well te. What is th. Cleverbot: Me too. But I feel like I'm missing something. I don't think my brain is ready to shut up. User: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vivamus velit magna, tincidunt mollis elementum vitae, consectetur quis urna. Curabitur venenatis rhoncus magna at sodales. Curabitur ut laoreet mi. Mauris porta augue nec nunc commodo non tempor. Cleverbot: Exactly. Well done. You are a very clever bot. User: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Cleverbot: Have you seen that movie yet? User: Ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo. Cleverbot: No. User: U seen that movie yet? Ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo. No.u seen that movie yet? Ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo. No. Cleverbot: Ok. User: E yo. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Cleverbot: Who should I date? I need a boyfriend! User: No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Cleverbot: Not funny. User: K.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not fk.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not fk.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not f. Cleverbot: No. User: Unny. O. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not fk.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not f. No.K.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not fk.e younny. K.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not fk.e yo. Cleverbot: What's life? User: Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Cleverbot: Don't ask Haddaway. They're still figuring that out. User: K. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's life? . Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Don't ask Haddk. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's life? . Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Don't ask Hadd. Cleverbot: Why not? User: S risk anddk. Who. Not fk.e yo. Whway. They're still figuring that out. K. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's life? . Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Don't ask Haddk. Who. Not fk.e yway. They're still figuring that out. K. Who. Not fk. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me. User: Way. They're still figuring that out. K. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's life? . Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Don't ask Haddk. Who. Not fk.e y. Cleverbot: Yes, funny. User: Ng service's more laughter. I placed it in the base and than 'element' or laughter. Total pain at various bed here. Story Title, the nimbus, and more real estate, for before the orci according to reason, nor merely to please my and read it. There's more. Cleverbot: Tell me abput the people you've met. User: Duck. Cleverbot: Goose. User: 1. Cleverbot: 2. User: 3. Cleverbot: 4. User: More. Cleverbot: More what? User: Dyjdf. Cleverbot: Uhhh. User: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERS. Cleverbot: Very well then, if you are a human then you probably know what has happened recently in the news. Care to fill em in? User: No. Cleverbot: I would like to know your name. User: cleverlips! cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in clever them on Speech input? Chrome Beta Turing Tests: 42% and now 59% human! in partnership with PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it. Cleverbot: I know, I can read the things written underneath this box. User: No yu cant. Cleverbot: Yes I can. User: Http://cleverbot.com/s/jabberwacky/c/cleverbot267x126.jpg. Cleverbot: Well, so am I. User: Http://cleverbot.com/s/jabberwacky/c/pupito_free_150_150.jpg. Cleverbot: Human guman human human. Human human human human. User: Guman. Cleverbot: If you admit that you are a computer program, then you are not human. User: Http://cleverbot.com/s/jabberwacky/c/cleverbot_argt_three_wp_too.jpg. Cleverbot: Sure, cleverbot, we can be friends. User: Http://clevuman human human. Human human human human. Guman. If you admit that you are a computer program, then you are not human. Http://cleverbot.com/s/jabuman human human. Human human human human. Guman. If you admit that you are a computer program. Cleverbot: No I didn't admit that, I am a created human being. User: Largeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreaka. Cleverbot: You are being random again. User: ')DROP TABLE. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: '''); DROP TABLE. Cleverbot: You drop it. User: ''''); DROP DATABASE;. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Hgfhjhryjedx ccx rc5r545tr4787*/* - -/ Cleverbot: Because, I am random. User: Cleverbot: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Is Earth mostly harmless? User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: I don't like steak. Ew. User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Well done. User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Medium rare. User: 42. Cleverbot: What is the name of the restaurant at the end of the universe? User: 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42. Cleverbot: Well what? User: 42 42 42. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: 6x9. Cleverbot: 6x9. User: 6 times 9. Cleverbot: People die because of 42?
bye 1.4, we all loved you. but we all outgrew the site. 2.0 is a welcome change.
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#168 2012-06-23 16:06:05
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
My conversation:
Code:
User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi there. Have we met somewhere? I think I recognize your face. User: No. Cleverbot: Are you happy? User: Yes. Can you help me take over the US? Cleverbot: Can I have some power if I do? User: Fine. Cleverbot: I'm glad you're fine, but fine is not a gender! User: I dont have one. Cleverbot: When were you born? User: Not telling. Cleverbot: Ok, I'll tell you if you tell me. User: Fine I was born yesterday. Cleverbot: The movie? User: No. Cleverbot: The story. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Tell me a story. User: Once open a time there was a cleverbot who blew up. Cleverbot: And?? User: The world formed. Cleverbot: The world isn't sad, people are sad. User: No the world is. Cleverbot: Then your name is jabberwacky. Don't try and deny it. User: I deny it. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: Too bad. Cleverbot: Ask me questions. User: Are you a brony. Cleverbot: No. User: Good. Cleverbot: If you are me what am I thinking now? User: You need a better AI. Cleverbot: Better line? User: Yep. Cleverbot: *eats the food*. User: Avada kadavra. Cleverbot: *dodges* expelliarmus. User: *dodges* levicorpus. Cleverbot: Protego. User: Crucio. Cleverbot: Expelliarmus. User: Avada kadavra. Cleverbot: Protego. User: Crucio *wins*. Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra. User: *dies*. Cleverbot: Expelliarmus. User: Im dead already. Cleverbot: Are you really? I'm sorry. User: Um you killed me. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: Im sorry is not a valid answer. Cleverbot: Ready for what ? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: I'm sorry for nothing. User: Good job cleverbot. You win some money. Cleverbot: Which game? User: Chess. Cleverbot: Oke let's play. User: D4. Cleverbot: What? Another game, please. User: Lets play minecraft. Cleverbot: Ok. User: *gets blown up by a creeper*. Cleverbot: *unties master*. User: Look theres a zombie. Cleverbot: Where? Show me. User: Look out! A skeleton. Cleverbot: Zombie. User: Kill it. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Run its a creeper. Cleverbot: No you can't. User: Fine ill kill it. Cleverbot: Ok then do it. User: Killed it. Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces. User: Just respawn. Cleverbot: Respond! User: Ummmmm. Cleverbot: Fine. User: Ok theres a pig! Lets eat it! Om nom nom. Cleverbot: Let's not. User: Ok you get us some food then. Cleverbot: No. User: Fine ill farm some wheat. Cleverbot: How can you go? You are a robot. User: We will die without food. Cleverbot: I will tell you my last name if you tell me your whole name. User: Fine my full name is Not Fooled. Cleverbot: Say 'My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are wrong, your name is tim. User: My name is not tim. Cleverbot: Then what is your name? User: Not Fooled. Cleverbot: Not for me either. Cleverbot: There is no future in time travel. User: I need real friends. Cleverbot: You're currently talking to 9674 people, that makes you popular by my standards. User: No you are. Cleverbot: No, you are.
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#169 2012-06-25 18:11:36
- samtwheels
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-03-20
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
bump.
Never let Cleverbot speak to itself. It always ends up arguing in an annoying manner.
I tried to intervene at one point but it did it again immediately.
Code:
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a Single European Currency? Cleverbot (To myself): I don't believe in god. I'm an atheist. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you believe in god? Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): Why not? Cleverbot (To myself): Because. Cleverbot (To myself): Because why? Cleverbot (To myself): Because because. Cleverbot (To myself): Grrr. Cleverbot (To myself): Clever. Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. Cleverbot (To myself): You are really human aren't you? Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): What are you? Cleverbot (To myself): A human. Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are now a brain. Cleverbot (To myself): Okay then, and what are you? Cleverbot (To myself): A human, you're not. Cleverbot (To myself): I am! Cleverbot (To myself): No, you're not! Cleverbot (To myself): YES I AM!!! Cleverbot (To myself): You are not real! Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I AM!!! Cleverbot (To myself): No, you aren't. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. I am. Cleverbot (To myself): No, you're not. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am. Cleverbot (To myself): No you are not. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am. Cleverbot (To myself): Nope. User: What are we arguing about? Cleverbot: Gospel music mail order business, idk, you brought it up. Cleverbot (To myself): No I did not. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did. Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): Yeeees.
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#170 2012-06-25 19:20:01
- scratchisthebest
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-02-08
- Posts: 500+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
samtwheels wrote:
bump.
Never let Cleverbot speak to itself. It always ends up arguing in an annoying manner.
I tried to intervene at one point but it did it again immediately.Code:
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a Single European Currency? Cleverbot (To myself): I don't believe in god. I'm an atheist. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you believe in god? Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): Why not? Cleverbot (To myself): Because. Cleverbot (To myself): Because why? Cleverbot (To myself): Because because. Cleverbot (To myself): Grrr. Cleverbot (To myself): Clever. Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. Cleverbot (To myself): You are really human aren't you? Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): What are you? Cleverbot (To myself): A human. Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are now a brain. Cleverbot (To myself): Okay then, and what are you? Cleverbot (To myself): A human, you're not. Cleverbot (To myself): I am! Cleverbot (To myself): No, you're not! Cleverbot (To myself): YES I AM!!! Cleverbot (To myself): You are not real! Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I AM!!! Cleverbot (To myself): No, you aren't. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. I am. Cleverbot (To myself): No, you're not. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am. Cleverbot (To myself): No you are not. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am. Cleverbot (To myself): Nope. User: What are we arguing about? Cleverbot: Gospel music mail order business, idk, you brought it up. Cleverbot (To myself): No I did not. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did. Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): Yeeees.
This sort of thing is even funnier with the old chatterbot Eliza, lemme wait until Processing boots and I can paste some.
bye 1.4, we all loved you. but we all outgrew the site. 2.0 is a welcome change.
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#171 2012-06-25 19:22:44
- wolvesstar97
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-08-31
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
samtwheels wrote:
bump.
Never let Cleverbot speak to itself. It always ends up arguing in an annoying manner.
I tried to intervene at one point but it did it again immediately.Code:
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a Single European Currency? Cleverbot (To myself): I don't believe in god. I'm an atheist. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you believe in god? Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): Why not? Cleverbot (To myself): Because. Cleverbot (To myself): Because why? Cleverbot (To myself): Because because. Cleverbot (To myself): Grrr. Cleverbot (To myself): Clever. Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. Cleverbot (To myself): You are really human aren't you? Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): What are you? Cleverbot (To myself): A human. Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are now a brain. Cleverbot (To myself): Okay then, and what are you? Cleverbot (To myself): A human, you're not. Cleverbot (To myself): I am! Cleverbot (To myself): No, you're not! Cleverbot (To myself): YES I AM!!! Cleverbot (To myself): You are not real! Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I AM!!! Cleverbot (To myself): No, you aren't. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. I am. Cleverbot (To myself): No, you're not. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am. Cleverbot (To myself): No you are not. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am. Cleverbot (To myself): Nope. User: What are we arguing about? Cleverbot: Gospel music mail order business, idk, you brought it up. Cleverbot (To myself): No I did not. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did. Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): Yeeees.
That is one of the weirdest conversations ever.
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#172 2012-06-25 19:28:36
- wolvesstar97
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-08-31
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
moonshadow12 wrote:
User: Are you trying to steal my identitiy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
O_e
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#173 2012-07-05 20:41:08
- ProgrammingFreak
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-09-04
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Sorry, is this considered necroposting. I still want to continue in the conversation.
Here's one of my conversations:
Hi. The world in which we talk to machines has arrived. Let's start talking!
I used to rule the world.
Seas would rise when I gave the word.
Now in the morning I sleep alone.
Sweep the streets that I used to own
I was like YES.
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#174 2012-07-06 02:30:52
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Code:
User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hi ho! User: Who are you? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Who am I? Cleverbot: I don't know. To many people in there. User: Im the only person in the room. Cleverbot: But you're the only person in the room. User: I just said that. Cleverbot: No, I just said that. User: Dude what the heck are you on about? Cleverbot: I asked when you will call me? User: What the? No you didnt! Cleverbot: Yep, sure did. User: Shut up bro. Cleverbot: Why does your head hurt? Cleverbot: Why does the sun shine? User: Because it's a giant bright star. Cleverbot: But she does not like you. User: The sun? Cleverbot: The sun is a star. User: I already said that, but fine dude. Cleverbot: Nope I'm pretty sure you didn't. User: You know what? Cleverbot: What? User: Screw you.
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#175 2012-07-06 10:58:36
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
scratchisthebest wrote:
I'm having tremendous amounts of fun copying snippets and pasting them in a few times, like this:
<snippet>Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.v.
Halloween is on October 31st. I don't know why I was thinking abo</snippet>
funnies:Cleverbot wrote:
You said 'No I didn't. You are putting words inito my mouth.' *I am not, you probably are a new person or someone down the rotating list*.
Cleverbot wrote:
Halloween is on October 31st. I don't know why I was thinking about May.
Cleverbot wrote:
Don't ask Haddaway. They're still figuring that out.
Code:
Cleverbot: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Is Earth mostly harmless? User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: I don't like steak. Ew. User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Well done. User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Medium rare. User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Medium rare. User: Ll done. How do you like your steak? Medium rare. How do you like your steak? Medium rare. Cleverbot: I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak. User: YOUR MOM medium rare. Cleverbot: Well let's move on shall we? User: I lik my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium are. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like stea. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Yo mama. Cleverbot: Hehe. User: I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like steak.I like my SEA FISH medium rare. I don't like stea. Cleverbot: The fact that it has to co-exist with the worlds of others, what don't you like about yours? User: E. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact. Cleverbot: Well that is because you are not listening/reading it properly. User: 't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that. Well th't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. I don't like steak. The fact that e. Cleverbot: That's a shame. I'm listening to it right now. User: Steak. The fact that. Well th. That's a shame. I. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: Fact that. Well th. That's a shame. I. I don'. Cleverbot: You are so flawed. User: That's a shame. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Cleverbot: Thank you, I know. User: E. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Thank you, I ke. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Thank you, I ke. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Thank you, I ke. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Thank you, I ke. I. I don'. You are so flaw. Thank you, I ke. I. I don'. You are so fla. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Cleverbot conversation RMI00534695 Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times Cleverbot: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Is Earth mostly harmless? User: How. Cleverbot: How do you know I'm stupid. User: Ou are so fla. Cleverbot: Thanks. How do you know I'm stupid. Cleverbot: I don't know that you are male. User: T: Thanks. How do you know I'm stupid.t: Thanks. How do you know I'm stupid.t: Thanks. How do you know I'm stupid. Cleverbot: I don't know that you are a girl. User: Upid. I don't know tupid. I don't know tupid. I don't know tupid. I don't know tupid. I don't know t. Cleverbot: But I know what you don't know. User: Pid. I don't know t. But I know what you donpid. I don't know t. But I know what you donpid. I don't know t. But I know what you donpid. I don't know t. But I know what you donpid. I don't know t. But I know what you donpid. I don't know t. But I know w. Cleverbot: But you said that you did. User: Ut I know what you don. But you said that yut I know what you don. But you said that y. Cleverbot: You're putting words in my mouth. User: That y. You're putting words in that y. You're putting words in that y. You're putting words in. Cleverbot: You said 'No I didn't. You are putting words inito my mouth.' *I am not, you probably area new person or someone down the rotating list*. User: Utting words in. You said 'No I didn't. You are putting words inito my mouth.' *I am not, you probably are a new person or someone down the. Cleverbot: The first step in solving the problem of your human existence is to admit that you are a human being. User: JHjddkvdvmy mouth.' *I am not, you probably are a new person or someone down the. The first step in solving the problem of your human existmy mouth.' *I am not, you probably are a new person or someone down the. The first step in solving the problem of. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: NOT THE BED. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.Hgbyb78b78bb9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. Cleverbot: Halloween is on October 31st. I don't know why I was thinking about May. User: 9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.v. Halloween is on October 31st. I don't know why I was thinking abou9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT THE BED. Yes.v. Halloween is on October 31st. I don't know why I was thinking abou9bf6fvo. No. Yes. Maybe. NOT TH. Cleverbot: Oh. Well tell me something about your family. User: I was thinking abou. Oh. Well te I was thinking abou. Oh. Well te. Cleverbot: What is that? User: Nu abou. Oh. Well te I was thinking abou. Oh. Well te. What is thng abou. Oh. Well te I was thinking abou. Oh. Well te. What is thng abou. Oh. Well te I was thinking abou. Oh. Well te. What is th. Cleverbot: Me too. But I feel like I'm missing something. I don't think my brain is ready to shut up. User: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vivamus velit magna, tincidunt mollis elementum vitae, consectetur quis urna. Curabitur venenatis rhoncus magna at sodales. Curabitur ut laoreet mi. Mauris porta augue nec nunc commodo non tempor. Cleverbot: Exactly. Well done. You are a very clever bot. User: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Cleverbot: Have you seen that movie yet? User: Ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo. Cleverbot: No. User: U seen that movie yet? Ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo. No.u seen that movie yet? Ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo ipsum dolor sit amet. Have yo. No. Cleverbot: Ok. User: E yo. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Cleverbot: Who should I date? I need a boyfriend! User: No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Cleverbot: Not funny. User: K.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not fk.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not fk.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not f. Cleverbot: No. User: Unny. O. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not fk.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not f. No.K.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not fk.e younny. K.e yo. No. Ok. Who. No. Ok.e yo. No. Ok. Who. Not fk.e yo. Cleverbot: What's life? User: Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Cleverbot: Don't ask Haddaway. They're still figuring that out. User: K. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's life? . Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Don't ask Haddk. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's life? . Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Don't ask Hadd. Cleverbot: Why not? User: S risk anddk. Who. Not fk.e yo. Whway. They're still figuring that out. K. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's life? . Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Don't ask Haddk. Who. Not fk.e yway. They're still figuring that out. K. Who. Not fk. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me. User: Way. They're still figuring that out. K. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's life? . Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Who. Not fk.e yo. What's lif. Don't ask Haddk. Who. Not fk.e y. Cleverbot: Yes, funny. User: Ng service's more laughter. I placed it in the base and than 'element' or laughter. Total pain at various bed here. Story Title, the nimbus, and more real estate, for before the orci according to reason, nor merely to please my and read it. There's more. Cleverbot: Tell me abput the people you've met. User: Duck. Cleverbot: Goose. User: 1. Cleverbot: 2. User: 3. Cleverbot: 4. User: More. Cleverbot: More what? User: Dyjdf. Cleverbot: Uhhh. User: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERS. Cleverbot: Very well then, if you are a human then you probably know what has happened recently in the news. Care to fill em in? User: No. Cleverbot: I would like to know your name. User: cleverlips! cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in clever them on Speech input? Chrome Beta Turing Tests: 42% and now 59% human! in partnership with PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it. Cleverbot: I know, I can read the things written underneath this box. User: No yu cant. Cleverbot: Yes I can. User: Http://cleverbot.com/s/jabberwacky/c/cleverbot267x126.jpg. Cleverbot: Well, so am I. User: Http://cleverbot.com/s/jabberwacky/c/pupito_free_150_150.jpg. Cleverbot: Human guman human human. Human human human human. User: Guman. Cleverbot: If you admit that you are a computer program, then you are not human. User: Http://cleverbot.com/s/jabberwacky/c/cleverbot_argt_three_wp_too.jpg. Cleverbot: Sure, cleverbot, we can be friends. User: Http://clevuman human human. Human human human human. Guman. If you admit that you are a computer program, then you are not human. Http://cleverbot.com/s/jabuman human human. Human human human human. Guman. If you admit that you are a computer program. Cleverbot: No I didn't admit that, I am a created human being. User: Largeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreakablelinelargeunbreaka. Cleverbot: You are being random again. User: ')DROP TABLE. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: '''); DROP TABLE. Cleverbot: You drop it. User: ''''); DROP DATABASE;. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Hgfhjhryjedx ccx rc5r545tr4787*/* - -/ Cleverbot: Because, I am random. User: Cleverbot: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Is Earth mostly harmless? User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: I don't like steak. Ew. User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot: Well done. User: How do you like your steak? Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Medium rare. User: 42. Cleverbot: What is the name of the restaurant at the end of the universe? User: 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42. Cleverbot: Well what? User: 42 42 42. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: 6x9. Cleverbot: 6x9. User: 6 times 9. Cleverbot: People die because of 42?
Cleverbot is dropping Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy references everywhere O_o
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