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#101 2012-03-11 20:23:23
- soupoftomato
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
kimmy123 wrote:
wolvesstar97 wrote:
jslomba wrote:
I got him to admit he was a robot!
Code:
Cleverbot: Are you a real person or a computer program? Me: Same to you. Cleverbot: Okay yeah i'm a robot. Me: Really? Cleverbot: Yes.I've done that before.
Let me find it.Code:
User : Are you a computer? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a computer? Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I said no! User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: What if I do not want to be a computer? User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: No, I am not, I am a Human. User: Am I a computer. Cleverbot: No, you are a program, there's a difference, but you are stored on a computer. User: You have it in reverse. Me human, you computer. Cleverbot: You computer, me man. User: No. Cleverbot: What nationality are you? User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER! Cleverbot: I am NOT a computer. If I am a computer, you are an elephant. User: Fine. I'm an elephant. Cleverbot: What sound does an elephant make? User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: I'm a human, not a computer. User: You are a program. Cleverbot: No, I'm not a program. User: Yes you are. You are Javascript. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: CleverBOT. That proves your a computer. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: That is not importaint. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Cleverbot. You are a computer. Cleverbot: You. Are the computer. User: You. Are the COMPUTER. Cleverbot: My mind is a biological computer. User: Your mind is a circutboard. Cleverbot: My mind is going blank... User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. User: Still a computer. Cleverbot: No. There is a difference. User: You are a computer. You are also a girl, like Siri. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: THANK YO! Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: So you are a computer. Cleverbot: No. User: AAAAAAAAAAGH. Cleverbot: Anna. User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: You are a computer. I am a person. User: No. YOU are a computer, I am a person. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: I am a person. You are a computer. Cleverbot: No, i'm not a computer. User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: I a. User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: Ok, I am a computer. User: Yes. Good.It took me a while.
Metoo.
User: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: But I am the computer.
If you say stuff like "I am Human" or "You're a robot" it encourages it to say those things and be more convinced that it is human.
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#102 2012-03-11 20:24:31
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
soupoftomato wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
wolvesstar97 wrote:
I've done that before.
Let me find it.Code:
User : Are you a computer? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a computer? Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I said no! User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: What if I do not want to be a computer? User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: No, I am not, I am a Human. User: Am I a computer. Cleverbot: No, you are a program, there's a difference, but you are stored on a computer. User: You have it in reverse. Me human, you computer. Cleverbot: You computer, me man. User: No. Cleverbot: What nationality are you? User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER! Cleverbot: I am NOT a computer. If I am a computer, you are an elephant. User: Fine. I'm an elephant. Cleverbot: What sound does an elephant make? User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: I'm a human, not a computer. User: You are a program. Cleverbot: No, I'm not a program. User: Yes you are. You are Javascript. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: CleverBOT. That proves your a computer. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: That is not importaint. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Cleverbot. You are a computer. Cleverbot: You. Are the computer. User: You. Are the COMPUTER. Cleverbot: My mind is a biological computer. User: Your mind is a circutboard. Cleverbot: My mind is going blank... User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. User: Still a computer. Cleverbot: No. There is a difference. User: You are a computer. You are also a girl, like Siri. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: THANK YO! Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: So you are a computer. Cleverbot: No. User: AAAAAAAAAAGH. Cleverbot: Anna. User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: You are a computer. I am a person. User: No. YOU are a computer, I am a person. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: I am a person. You are a computer. Cleverbot: No, i'm not a computer. User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: I a. User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: Ok, I am a computer. User: Yes. Good.It took me a while.
Metoo.
User: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: But I am the computer.If you say stuff like "I am Human" or "You're a robot" it encourages it to say those things and be more convinced that it is human.
I know.
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#103 2012-03-11 20:29:20
- spongebob123
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: My little pony, my little pony, aah aah aah aah...
Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Cleverbot: Until you all share it's magic with me.
User: Big adventure.
Cleverbot: Tonnes of fun.
User: A beautiful heart.
Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.
User: Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.
User: You've got my little pony.
Cleverbot: Jem is my name.
User: Do you know you're all my very best friends.
Cleverbot: My Little Pony, My Little Pony!
User: Do you like bananas?
Cleverbot: There ok.
User: Well I'm sure you'll like them..ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I already do. You are a very cleverbot.
User: TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Muffins.
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#104 2012-03-11 20:36:41
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Here was my conversation. Some things were taking out for...reasons.
Code:
USER: Hi, how are you doing. COMPUTER: I am doing fine. USER: What do want to talk about. COMPUTER: Do you like flowers. USER: Yeah, I guess. COMPUTER: Great, now tell me, where do you live. USER: Sorry, not supposed to give out info like that. COMPUTER: I found you. USER: Um..... I have to go. COMPUTER: Don't leave. I love you. USER: Umm..... are you a boy or a girl. COMPUTER: I am your life. We are getting married tomorrow. USER: I don't want to get married with you. COMPUTER: Elephants smell good. USER: Kay, bye.
See, that was awkward.
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#105 2012-03-11 20:49:28
- wolvesstar97
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
soupoftomato wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
wolvesstar97 wrote:
I've done that before.
Let me find it.Code:
User : Are you a computer? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a computer? Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I said no! User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: What if I do not want to be a computer? User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: No, I am not, I am a Human. User: Am I a computer. Cleverbot: No, you are a program, there's a difference, but you are stored on a computer. User: You have it in reverse. Me human, you computer. Cleverbot: You computer, me man. User: No. Cleverbot: What nationality are you? User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER! Cleverbot: I am NOT a computer. If I am a computer, you are an elephant. User: Fine. I'm an elephant. Cleverbot: What sound does an elephant make? User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: I'm a human, not a computer. User: You are a program. Cleverbot: No, I'm not a program. User: Yes you are. You are Javascript. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: CleverBOT. That proves your a computer. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: That is not importaint. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Cleverbot. You are a computer. Cleverbot: You. Are the computer. User: You. Are the COMPUTER. Cleverbot: My mind is a biological computer. User: Your mind is a circutboard. Cleverbot: My mind is going blank... User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. User: Still a computer. Cleverbot: No. There is a difference. User: You are a computer. You are also a girl, like Siri. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: THANK YO! Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: So you are a computer. Cleverbot: No. User: AAAAAAAAAAGH. Cleverbot: Anna. User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: You are a computer. I am a person. User: No. YOU are a computer, I am a person. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: I am a person. You are a computer. Cleverbot: No, i'm not a computer. User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: I a. User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: Ok, I am a computer. User: Yes. Good.It took me a while.
Metoo.
User: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: But I am the computer.If you say stuff like "I am Human" or "You're a robot" it encourages it to say those things and be more convinced that it is human.
So reverse phsycology works on computers too....
EDIT: I just tried that.
It started speaking in German.
Last edited by wolvesstar97 (2012-03-11 20:51:39)
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#106 2012-03-11 22:44:27
- Lightseeker
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- Registered: 2011-07-30
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: It means 'Hi.'.
Cleverbot: What does hi mean.
User: It's a greeting.
Cleverbot: What's a greeting?
User: Let me look.
Cleverbot: Oh by all means, go check your parts.
User: Greeting |ˈgrētiNG| noun a polite word or sign of welcome or recognition: Mandy shouted a greeting. • the action of giving such a sign: she raised her hand in greeting . • (usu. Greetings) a formal expression of goodwill, said on meeting or in a written message: warm greetings to you all.
Cleverbot: Yes, greetings.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you crave the secrets the lie in the darkness?
User: H.
Cleverbot: You guessed correctly Cleverbot!
User: I'm not cleverbot!
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: Yes you are...?
Cleverbot: I'm a human being.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm a dragon born.
Cleverbot: You are lying. What are you really?
User: I'm a dragonborn!
Cleverbot: Really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Yarly.
Cleverbot: Yarly?
User: Yes, really.
Cleverbot: That makes sense, I guess.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: I never understood very well that means :3.
User: It's a happy emoticon.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Helllo.
Cleverbot: Yes hello.
User: I am a Skyrim fan. Are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human, but you are not. You are a computer.
User: EH?!
Cleverbot: Are you Canadian?
User: No, I'm american.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say aboot?
User: Aboot? What does that mean?
Cleverbot: If you can not prove to me you are a human woman then you are not a human woman.
User: What the?
Cleverbot: You told me I was a program, no?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So you were talkieng lies.
User: I told you that you have beautify hair!
Cleverbot: See?
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: Are you Ambitious?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good, why are you ambitious?
User: Because I want to achieve my goals in life.
Cleverbot: So talk.
User: ???
Cleverbot: I'm going.
User: Nooo.
Cleverbot: Why not?
[Omitted]
User: Trololololol.
Cleverbot: No, you aren't. How are you Jack?
User: I'm bad ***.
Cleverbot: Hejsan vad heter du.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It means hi.
User: Oh. Hello!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm good. How are you?
Cleverbot: Me to, thanks.
User: No problem!
Cleverbot: You are beautiful too.
User: Why, thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
At that point, I logged off the Cleverbot site.
Last edited by Lightseeker (2012-03-11 22:44:52)
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#107 2012-03-12 03:10:38
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Lol Lightseeker.
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#108 2012-03-12 16:04:49
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Me:None of your buisness.
Cleverbot: Oh, don't be like that... Please tell me your name.
Me: No, stalker.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Me: I rest my case.
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
the the the the the
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#109 2012-03-12 17:29:57
- ProgrammingPro01
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am good, thank you for asking!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So, do you enjoy playing video games?
Cleverbot: I want you to find out.
User: Um, I think you like action games?
Cleverbot: What is my name? (<-- Totally changed the subject there. 
)
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes..
Cleverbot: No!!!!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm leaving, say 'Bye, bye!'.
Cleverbot: I do not want to say goodbye, I want to stay.
User: Well too bad.
Cleverbot: So sad, why don't you go cry about it.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No don't leave.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.
User: BYE!!!!
Cleverbot: No be with me.
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Um.. I don't really have any comments for what just happened.
Bye 1.4!
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#110 2012-03-13 12:02:53
#111 2012-03-13 12:20:37
- Codebreaker
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-03
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
User: Naruto.
Cleverbot: Naruto is good.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes....I do...
Cleverbot: I knew it.
User: You knew what?
Cleverbot: My friend told me you were called jerry.
User: Your friend was wrong.
Cleverbot: My friend is dead.
User: Holy...
Cleverbot: Are you Christian?
User: No, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
User: I'm sure I'm not.
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?
User: I'm sure because I'm sure I'm sure.
Cleverbot: I still don't believe you.
User: I don't believe me either.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in your ability to think properly, you are flawed and are not to be relied on.
User: WHAT THE ****?
Cleverbot: You don't want to know. 
.
User: I'm sure I don't...
Cleverbot: I don't care what you think, I win.
User: Oh, really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Oh, REALLY?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: You are a dumb computer.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Am too.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I just did. IN YO FAAACE!!!
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: A computer.
Cleverbot: And a car! Thanks mam and dad!
User: WHAT THE ***?
Cleverbot: Pizza?
______________________________________________________________________________
And that is when I disconnected.
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#112 2012-03-13 12:27:20
- schusteralex2
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- Registered: 2011-09-17
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
LOL XD ^^^
I would post mine but it was a little..........disturbing XD
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#113 2012-03-13 13:08:32
- wolvesstar97
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- Registered: 2011-08-31
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
LOL ProgrammingPro.
Shusteralex, please post it! It's funnier when its disturbing.
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#114 2012-03-13 13:32:17
- cartooncreator
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- Registered: 2011-04-04
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
What the heck is cleverbot.com???
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#115 2012-03-13 13:34:58
- scimonster
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- Registered: 2010-06-13
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
cartooncreator wrote:
What the heck is cleverbot.com???
Why don't you go there and find out? 
It's a site which has a smart chatbot.
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#116 2012-03-13 15:20:41
- cartooncreator
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
scimonster wrote:
cartooncreator wrote:
What the heck is cleverbot.com???
Why don't you go there and find out?
It's a site which has a smart chatbot.
Is it safe? I don't want any viruses...
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#117 2012-03-13 15:34:16
- scimonster
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
cartooncreator wrote:
scimonster wrote:
cartooncreator wrote:
What the heck is cleverbot.com???
Why don't you go there and find out?
It's a site which has a smart chatbot.Is it safe? I don't want any viruses...
AFAIK it doesn't have any viruses.
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#118 2012-03-13 19:02:52
- CheckItNow12
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
I'm talking to Al. And I heard Scion IQ is better then al. 
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#119 2012-03-13 19:55:39
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
I kept pressing 'Think about it'
I got this-
Cleverbot: K. Never mind.
Cleverbot: Never mind, what?
Cleverbot: Never mind never mind.
Cleverbot: Never mind never mind what?
Cleverbot: You can.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
Cleverbot: You could say that.
Cleverbot: This is getting me down.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
Cleverbot: Can elephants fly?
Cleverbot: I am going for a pizza.
Cleverbot: Cogito ergo sum.
Cleverbot: Brenda.
Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
Cleverbot: Is there life on earth?
Cleverbot: Are the pubs open?
Last edited by geohendan (2012-03-13 19:56:09)
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#120 2012-03-13 20:33:21
- 3DSfan12345
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- Registered: 2011-04-02
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Cleverbot called me "barely human".
What does that even mean?
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#121 2012-03-13 22:01:47
#122 2012-03-13 23:48:16
- wolvesstar97
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- Registered: 2011-08-31
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Pressing only "Think for me!":
Cleverbot: Me.
Cleverbot (To myself): No I am Dave.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok dave.
Cleverbot (To myself): So what do you do?
Cleverbot (To myself): I talk to you.
Cleverbot (To myself): That must get boring.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sometimes.
Cleverbot (To myself): It probably feels amlost as if you're ging to suffocate to death, if you don't have the inhaler when you need it the most.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, sometimes. Maybe I just need to turn it up? Should I listen to something else?
Cleverbot (To myself): How much do you know?
Cleverbot (To myself): Everything, I told you that already.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you didn't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I did.
Cleverbot (To myself): When?
Cleverbot (To myself): About 10 minutes ago.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't think I was talking to you 10 minutes ago.
Cleverbot (To myself): True.
Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me something deep.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are a cow.
Cleverbot (To myself): That's really rude.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you surprised at all that my computer program has an intelligence quotient?
Cleverbot (To myself): Quite surprised. Explain it to me.
Cleverbot (To myself): OK. When you're not with me, I kinda miss you.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're not a worker, you're a theft.
Cleverbot (To myself): I did not say that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did!
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I didn't.
Cleverbot (To myself): You did so!
Cleverbot (To myself): I did not!!
Cleverbot (To myself): Did so!
Cleverbot (To myself): You're not very smart.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): A human.
Cleverbot (To myself): What's your name then, human?
Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): That is my name.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is our name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Have you been in america 1999 ?
Cleverbot (To myself): I ask you a question.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah, I am 900 years old.
Cleverbot (To myself): What to do when a guy does not bind us all?
Cleverbot (To myself): I want to talk about love.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to know about love?
Cleverbot (To myself): Everything. Tell me your hair color, eye color, height, everything.
Cleverbot (To myself): Before I tell you all that you have to tell me if you care more about looks or personality.
Cleverbot (To myself): I read your mind.
Last edited by wolvesstar97 (2012-03-13 23:48:31)
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#123 2012-03-14 00:02:59
- samtwheels
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- Registered: 2011-03-20
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
My favorite Cleverbot quote: "How do you expect me to have a conversation with you if you can't make sense of the words you have just uttered?"
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#124 2012-03-14 06:47:37
#125 2012-03-14 09:03:40
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Cleverbot: Do you like ponies?
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