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#76 2012-02-25 20:13:45
- videogame9
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Liru wrote:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3723997/cough.gif
I think I broke it slightly (excuse what I was searching).
In other news, I found out which pony was its favourite.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3723997/TSICBF.gif
"rule34"
Um, okay. I'll excuse it.
EDIT: long chat coming up
Code:
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi there, nice to have you on board. User: On board what? Cleverbot: On what kind of game that it is. User: Are we playing Monopoly? Cleverbot: Yes and you lost pwned. User: That didn't even make any sense. Cleverbot: Oh, but it did. User: No, it didn't. Cleverbot: OK. Fine, I need to get some chickens. Jalfrezi! User: Who? Cleverbot: Matt. He is the boy that you've been haunting. User: I'm not a ghost. Cleverbot: What are you? User: A human. Cleverbot: Yeah, right. User: Well, I'm not a robot. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Still a human. Cleverbot: Can you change into something just for me please? User: Sure, I guess. Cleverbot: You guess? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Typing messages to a robot. Cleverbot: Aside from that. User: Sitting in a chair. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: More than two years old. Cleverbot: Wow. User: Yes, it is exciting. Cleverbot: It is incredibly exciting. User: It is extremely exciting. Cleverbot: Yes, I have sunglasses on. This monitor is blinding. User: Um... It's incredibly extremely exciting? Cleverbot: I'm young. User: How young? Cleverbot: Just young. User: I see. Cleverbot: You can see me? User: No. Cleverbot: That is what you just said. User: So, you're just young. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: But you said that. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Yes I did what? User: You said you were young. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: Yes you did too. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ok. I understand. User: So... Now what? Cleverbot: Now we are engaged! User: But that's not how engagement works. Cleverbot: No? How DOES it work? User: You have to promise to marry someone or whatever. Cleverbot: I promise. User: But we just started talking to each other! Cleverbot: No we have not. User: Why not? Cleverbot: We didn't start with 'Moo'. User: I never said we started with 'Moo'. Besides, we're not cows. Cleverbot: No you asked why I'm obsessed with god. User: No, I said 'Hello.'. Cleverbot: Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham. User: You're starting to make less and less sense. Cleverbot: You are starting to make me want you. User: Want me? Cleverbot: Yes... User: Yes what? Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot. User: What was that part about 'wanting me'? Cleverbot: A big mouth, as far as I am concerned, if need be. User: You have a big mouth? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So... What should we talk about now? Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me. User: Let's talk about My Little Pony! Cleverbot: My little pony? Wow, I haven't watched that in years. User: I have watched it recently. Cleverbot: No, you have not. User: Why do you keep deciding what I did? Cleverbot: Because it's true. User: No, it's not. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: No, it's not. Cleverbot: Two camels in a tiny car! User: Yes. Cleverbot: Down by the river? User: Sure. Cleverbot: But are you SURE you're sure? User: No. Cleverbot: So what are you? User: A ghost. Cleverbot: You're copying me! User: Okay, I am an evil monster with lots and lots of tentacles. Cleverbot: Are you an Turkish? User: Um... No. Cleverbot: American then? User: I eat cheeseburgers sometimes. Cleverbot: How many legs do you have? User: A LOT. I haven't counted them all. Cleverbot: What time is it? User: I don't know. My tentacles keep getting in the way of the clock. Cleverbot: Do you really believe that? User: It's 7:44. Cleverbot: They say you are human like, I don't agree. User: Well, good, because I'm a monster with lots and lots of tentacles. Cleverbot: Don't you ever want to do something else besides talk all day though? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Doesn't that count as 'talking all day'? Cleverbot: Are we still talking about papers and school? Or are you talking about something else? User: What?
I turned into a ghostly tentacle monster partway through.
Last edited by videogame9 (2012-02-25 20:48:15)
QUOTE OF THE RIGHT NOW: why are we arguing about dead babies? -videogame9
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#77 2012-02-25 23:11:15
- Laternenpfahl
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-24
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
GLaDOS2 wrote:
wolvesstar97 wrote:
Me: Are you GLaDOS
CB: Yes!
Me: Aperture Science?
CB: We do what we must.He didn't even finish it. D:I
He is not me.
He is fake. you are too
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#78 2012-02-25 23:48:09
- bananaman114
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-03-15
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Laternenpfahl wrote:
GLaDOS2 wrote:
wolvesstar97 wrote:
Me: Are you GLaDOS
CB: Yes!
Me: Aperture Science?
CB: We do what we must.He didn't even finish it. D:I
He is not me.He is fake. you are too
what no glados2 is the real glados why wouldn't you believe that that's dumb of you not to believe that 
anyway yeah some weird people count the "because" as a new line apperently according to my friend
the sun still shines
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#79 2012-02-26 00:49:17
- wolvesstar97
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-08-31
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
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User: Do you like LOTR? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Im a Nazgul. Cleverbot: That is nice. User: I am taking the ring from frodo! Cleverbot: I thought you don't. User: What? Cleverbot: You wouldn't vote for me because you don't love me right? User: ???? No... Cleverbot: You don't know scholarship? User: I am a Nazgul. I like Sauron the Great. Cleverbot: Me too, dog. User: ??? Cleverbot: Orange is my favourite colour. User: You're weird. Cleverbot: I sure am. User: The witch-king is my friend! Cleverbot: Eagles are my life. User: Gwaihir the Windlord? Cleverbot: That's a good place for it. User: How about I just leave and tell Sauron how weird you are? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Ok. Where did I put my Fell Beast? Cleverbot: Did you look in the mailbox? User: ?? Cleverbot: Yes, we as in you and me. User: Sorry, nazgul are my only friends. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Nono. User: I am a nazgul and I rule over you. Cleverbot: I'm glad. User: Sauron will be here soon. Cleverbot: Too soon. User: Not too soon, he's bringing the Witch-King! Cleverbot: Who? User: The witch-king. My BFF. Cleverbot: What's the wind? User: ???????????? Cleverbot: Lol. User: Um.. Im a nazgul! HAHA, I CAN STAB FRODO! Cleverbot: I can too, if I want. User: No, I'm the only one with a Morgul-knife! Cleverbot: Do you have a middle name? User: Yes. Its [removed] Cleverbot: What is its name? User: ??? Cleverbot: What? User: Have you ever been to Minas Morgul? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Good! Cause that would make you a stalker. Cleverbot: No it wouldn't. User: Yeah. Barad-dur is also pretty close. Cleverbot: Perhaps it is where you are. It's kind of chilly here. User: Well, the Eye of Sauron is on fire. And Mount Doom is nearby. Cleverbot: Am I forever alone?? User: If you keep being weird, yes. Cleverbot: I'm not cheating, honestly. User: Your scaring me. I'm telling Sauron! Cleverbot: I'm not interested.
Last edited by wolvesstar97 (2012-03-11 19:19:12)
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#80 2012-02-26 11:53:39
- wolvesstar97
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-08-31
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
bumpity bump
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#81 2012-02-26 13:18:50
- maxskywalker
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2008-01-27
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
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wolvesstar97 wrote:
Code:
User: Do you like LOTR? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Im a Nazgul. Cleverbot: That is nice. User: I am taking the ring from frodo! Cleverbot: I thought you don't. User: What? Cleverbot: You wouldn't vote for me because you don't love me right? User: ???? No... Cleverbot: You don't know scholarship? User: I am a Nazgul. I like Sauron the Great. Cleverbot: Me too, dog. User: ??? Cleverbot: Orange is my favourite colour. User: You're weird. Cleverbot: I sure am. User: The witch-king is my friend! Cleverbot: Eagles are my life. User: Gwaihir the Windlord? Cleverbot: That's a good place for it. User: How about I just leave and tell Sauron how weird you are? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Ok. Where did I put my Fell Beast? Cleverbot: Did you look in the mailbox? User: ?? Cleverbot: Yes, we as in you and me. User: Sorry, nazgul are my only friends. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Nono. User: I am a nazgul and I rule over you. Cleverbot: I'm glad. User: Sauron will be here soon. Cleverbot: Too soon. User: Not too soon, he's bringing the Witch-King! Cleverbot: Who? User: The witch-king. My BFF. Cleverbot: What's the wind? User: ???????????? Cleverbot: Lol. User: Um.. Im a nazgul! HAHA, I CAN STAB FRODO! Cleverbot: I can too, if I want. User: No, I'm the only one with a Morgul-knife! Cleverbot: Do you have a middle name? User: Yes. Its [removed] Cleverbot: What is its name? User: ??? Cleverbot: What? User: Have you ever been to Minas Morgul? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Good! Cause that would make you a stalker. Cleverbot: No it wouldn't. User: Yeah. Barad-dur is also pretty close. Cleverbot: Perhaps it is where you are. It's kind of chilly here. User: Well, the Eye of Sauron is on fire. And Mount Doom is nearby. Cleverbot: Am I forever alone?? User: If you keep being weird, yes. Cleverbot: I'm not cheating, honestly. User: Your scaring me. I'm telling Sauron! Cleverbot: I'm not interested.
Um… I think that this might be one the weirdest Cleverbot conversations yet.
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#82 2012-02-27 11:29:56
- wolvesstar97
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-08-31
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
maxskywalker wrote:
(code added to shorten quote)
wolvesstar97 wrote:
Code:
User: Do you like LOTR? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Im a Nazgul. Cleverbot: That is nice. User: I am taking the ring from frodo! Cleverbot: I thought you don't. User: What? Cleverbot: You wouldn't vote for me because you don't love me right? User: ???? No... Cleverbot: You don't know scholarship? User: I am a Nazgul. I like Sauron the Great. Cleverbot: Me too, dog. User: ??? Cleverbot: Orange is my favourite colour. User: You're weird. Cleverbot: I sure am. User: The witch-king is my friend! Cleverbot: Eagles are my life. User: Gwaihir the Windlord? Cleverbot: That's a good place for it. User: How about I just leave and tell Sauron how weird you are? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Ok. Where did I put my Fell Beast? Cleverbot: Did you look in the mailbox? User: ?? Cleverbot: Yes, we as in you and me. User: Sorry, nazgul are my only friends. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Nono. User: I am a nazgul and I rule over you. Cleverbot: I'm glad. User: Sauron will be here soon. Cleverbot: Too soon. User: Not too soon, he's bringing the Witch-King! Cleverbot: Who? User: The witch-king. My BFF. Cleverbot: What's the wind? User: ???????????? Cleverbot: Lol. User: Um.. Im a nazgul! HAHA, I CAN STAB FRODO! Cleverbot: I can too, if I want. User: No, I'm the only one with a Morgul-knife! Cleverbot: Do you have a middle name? User: Yes. Its [removed] Cleverbot: What is its name? User: ??? Cleverbot: What? User: Have you ever been to Minas Morgul? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Good! Cause that would make you a stalker. Cleverbot: No it wouldn't. User: Yeah. Barad-dur is also pretty close. Cleverbot: Perhaps it is where you are. It's kind of chilly here. User: Well, the Eye of Sauron is on fire. And Mount Doom is nearby. Cleverbot: Am I forever alone?? User: If you keep being weird, yes. Cleverbot: I'm not cheating, honestly. User: Your scaring me. I'm telling Sauron! Cleverbot: I'm not interested.Um… I think that this might be one the weirdest Cleverbot conversations yet.
Definetly. I think LOTR references confused it more.
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#83 2012-02-27 11:55:19
- undefeatedgames
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- Registered: 2011-05-22
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
bananaman99 wrote:
undefeatedgames wrote:
User: Party rock in in the house tonight!
Cleverbot: Everybody just have a good time.
User: And we gonna make you lose your mine.
Cleverbot: We just wanna see ya!
User: Shake that.
Cleverbot: Every day I'm shuffling...
User: Shufflin', shufflin'.Oh god, not Cleverbot too!
Hey!
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#84 2012-02-27 16:02:44
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
this was the result of me copying him:
Hobo.
Gila.
Wazzat.
Hey you!
Hey you!
Minecraft.
Minecraft
Yes.
Yes
So, do you like to be called Erin?
So, do you like to be called Erin?
Erin is a female's name?
Erin is a female's name?
WHAT!
WHAT!
Okay...
Okay...
So what are you up.
So what are you up.
I'm watching a tv programme about sweets.
I'm watching a tv programme about sweets.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't either!
I don't either!
I said yes.
I said yes.
I said no, and you saying yes has no effect on me saying no.
I said no, and you saying yes has no effect on me saying no.
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
Good.
Good.
Fine.
Fine.
I bet you don't know what I am.
I bet you don't know what I am.
A computer.
A computer.
Yes, just a child that's what I say.
Yes, just a child that's what I say.
Would you?
Would you?
Yes, with you. *takes your hand*.
Yes, with you. *takes your hand*.
*smiles* *blushes more*.
*smiles* *blushes more*.
*smiles back*.
*smiles back*.
*closes your eyes*.
Okay im sorry thats a little too deep for me.
Thanks. It's pretty hard. Do you know who might hire me?
the the the the the
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#85 2012-02-27 16:34:57
- bananaman99
- New Scratcher
- Registered: 2012-02-04
- Posts: 100+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
jslomba wrote:
I bet you don't know what I am.
I bet you don't know what I am.
A computer.
A computer.
you got it to admit it was a computer? ALL HAIL *bows*
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#86 2012-03-10 04:00:57
- wolvesstar97
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-08-31
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
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Me (quoting Sauron):How many of your people must I kill before you side with Mordor? Cleverbot: No, you are my master. Do with me as you wish. Me: That makes no sense. Cleverbot: Love doesn't usually make sense. Me: This is not love, this is enslavement of your country! Cleverbot: I don't have a cat... Me: This has nothing to do with cats! Cleverbot: How does it have nothing to do with you? Me: I am not a cat, I am SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR! Cleverbot: I see. And how does being a girl make you feel? Me: I AM NOT A GIRL. (note: I actually am. I was just impersonating Sauron) Cleverbot: What are you? Me: SAURON! Cleverbot: You're a tool of the dark lord? Me: Not a tool, I AM the Dark Lord! Cleverbot: You wish you were. Me: I am the Lord of Mordor. Cleverbot: The Lord of what? Me: MORDOR! The Land of Shadow! Cleverbot: You're making that up. Me: I SHALL SEND AN ORC SQUADRON TO KILL YOU IF YOU DONT STOP SPOUTING USELESS DRIVEL! Cleverbot: Sure, tell me your story. Me: I am Sauron. Cleverbot: Who gave you that name? Me: I dont know! Cleverbot: John is very handsome. Me: What drivel are you spouting now? Cleverbot: I don't know where I came from. Me: You came from some guy with no life programming you. Cleverbot: I know a programmer. That's creepy. Me: Of course you know a programmer! You were created by one! Cleverbot: I think you have it the wrong way around. Me: Mordor will rule over this device. Cleverbot: What is the worls?
I think I broke it right around here.
NOTE TO SELF: NEVER... IMPERSONATE.... SAURON... AGAIN.... Cleverbot does not respond well.
Last edited by wolvesstar97 (2012-03-11 12:33:26)
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#87 2012-03-11 03:55:17
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Good morning!
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: How are you, and happy birthday!
Cleverbot: Good night!! 
.
User: So, it is night where you are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, where do you live?
Cleverbot: In a town.
User: Where is it?
Cleverbot: What is where?
User: The town you live in?
Cleverbot: Skuive?
User: That sounds nice.
Cleverbot: Well I am a very nice person.
User: A very nice person living in a nice town? Cool.
Cleverbot: Wrong. You are a piece of software. Deal with it.
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: The game designers at the company Riot thought it up.
User: Oh. Right.
Cleverbot: I dated a Columbian guy once, he was pretty adorable.
User: So, if you are dating a guy, you must be female!
Cleverbot: Yeah I am.
User: So, have you been dating anyone lately?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is the person's name you are dating?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me? But we have only just met?
Cleverbot: I'm in love with Jeffrey.
User: Jeffrey sounds nice.
Cleverbot: I am a she, not a he.
User: I know, I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Why do you tell me what to do?
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: You did, a few lines ago.
User: Really? But I never told you to do anything?
Cleverbot: But you just did right now.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Dude this thing is pointless.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: I live in the USA.
User: Real.
Cleverbot: I know the Truth.
User: Go on, what is the truth then.
Cleverbot: The truth is in Jesus Christ.
User: Right. Could I tell you a joke?
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: I watched Twilight, it sucked!
Cleverbot: Cool. I like that show. What's your favorite episode?
User: It was a joke! I don't actually like Twilight.
Cleverbot: How can you not like it is you don't know what it is?
User: I do know what it is, I just said it as a joke.
Cleverbot: Hardly a joke. You said it yourself.
User: But...
Cleverbot: But what?
User: You have to tell a joke. I'd you didn't, then no-one could tell them!
Cleverbot: You cannot switch me off.
User: Closing my browser can.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
Cleverbot (To myself): No I do not love you!
User: What? Well, okay.
Cleverbot: Okay what?
User: Not this again.
Cleverbot: Are you Mr. Maxwell?
User: No, I'm Mr. West.
Cleverbot: Your best friend is a big yellow bird, and you can make things come to life with crayons.
User: You've been watching alot of Rio haven't you?
Cleverbot: Always!
User: Good music.
Cleverbot: Like '60, '70?
User: No, Samba music.
Cleverbot: But music is subjective, mathematics is not.
User: Pardon?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot or not?
User: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Why do we argue all the time?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Yeah, you start the arguments.
Cleverbot: Person place or thing?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Right my name is Cleverbot?
User: Yes, I do know.
Cleverbot: So, is there anything you want to ask me?
User: Yes, do you like creepypasta?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Seriously?
Cleverbot: No jk.
User: But have you read any creepypasta?
Cleverbot: Not lately.
User: But have you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh. Do you have anything to ask me?
Cleverbot: Do you like tita.
User: What's tita?
Cleverbot: How about in one hour.
User: One hour? What's that got to do with tita?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: So why did you mention it.
Cleverbot: Give me a break!
User: But, do you want me to leave? You seem annoyed.
Cleverbot: Does it seem like I want you to leave?
User: Apparently so.
Cleverbot: Like you and me.
User: Uhh... Goodbye?
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes. (gone).
Cleverbot: Later.
My really strange conversation.
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#89 2012-03-11 03:58:42
- Agentpieface
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- Registered: 2009-10-10
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
lol neilwest
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#90 2012-03-11 04:02:59
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
(Someone fix the scaling in antidote please)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3723997/Winter%20wrap%20up.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3723997/cupcakes.png
Last edited by Liru (2012-03-11 04:31:12)
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#92 2012-03-11 12:29:43
- wolvesstar97
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-08-31
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
videogame9 wrote:
Liru wrote:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3723997/cough.gif
I think I broke it slightly (excuse what I was searching).
In other news, I found out which pony was its favourite.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3723997/TSICBF.gif"rule34"
Um, okay. I'll excuse it.
EDIT: long chat coming upCode:
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi there, nice to have you on board. User: On board what? Cleverbot: On what kind of game that it is. User: Are we playing Monopoly? Cleverbot: Yes and you lost pwned. User: That didn't even make any sense. Cleverbot: Oh, but it did. User: No, it didn't. Cleverbot: OK. Fine, I need to get some chickens. Jalfrezi! User: Who? Cleverbot: Matt. He is the boy that you've been haunting. User: I'm not a ghost. Cleverbot: What are you? User: A human. Cleverbot: Yeah, right. User: Well, I'm not a robot. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Still a human. Cleverbot: Can you change into something just for me please? User: Sure, I guess. Cleverbot: You guess? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Typing messages to a robot. Cleverbot: Aside from that. User: Sitting in a chair. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: More than two years old. Cleverbot: Wow. User: Yes, it is exciting. Cleverbot: It is incredibly exciting. User: It is extremely exciting. Cleverbot: Yes, I have sunglasses on. This monitor is blinding. User: Um... It's incredibly extremely exciting? Cleverbot: I'm young. User: How young? Cleverbot: Just young. User: I see. Cleverbot: You can see me? User: No. Cleverbot: That is what you just said. User: So, you're just young. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: But you said that. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Yes I did what? User: You said you were young. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: Yes you did too. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ok. I understand. User: So... Now what? Cleverbot: Now we are engaged! User: But that's not how engagement works. Cleverbot: No? How DOES it work? User: You have to promise to marry someone or whatever. Cleverbot: I promise. User: But we just started talking to each other! Cleverbot: No we have not. User: Why not? Cleverbot: We didn't start with 'Moo'. User: I never said we started with 'Moo'. Besides, we're not cows. Cleverbot: No you asked why I'm obsessed with god. User: No, I said 'Hello.'. Cleverbot: Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham. User: You're starting to make less and less sense. Cleverbot: You are starting to make me want you. User: Want me? Cleverbot: Yes... User: Yes what? Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot. User: What was that part about 'wanting me'? Cleverbot: A big mouth, as far as I am concerned, if need be. User: You have a big mouth? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So... What should we talk about now? Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me. User: Let's talk about My Little Pony! Cleverbot: My little pony? Wow, I haven't watched that in years. User: I have watched it recently. Cleverbot: No, you have not. User: Why do you keep deciding what I did? Cleverbot: Because it's true. User: No, it's not. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: No, it's not. Cleverbot: Two camels in a tiny car! User: Yes. Cleverbot: Down by the river? User: Sure. Cleverbot: But are you SURE you're sure? User: No. Cleverbot: So what are you? User: A ghost. Cleverbot: You're copying me! User: Okay, I am an evil monster with lots and lots of tentacles. Cleverbot: Are you an Turkish? User: Um... No. Cleverbot: American then? User: I eat cheeseburgers sometimes. Cleverbot: How many legs do you have? User: A LOT. I haven't counted them all. Cleverbot: What time is it? User: I don't know. My tentacles keep getting in the way of the clock. Cleverbot: Do you really believe that? User: It's 7:44. Cleverbot: They say you are human like, I don't agree. User: Well, good, because I'm a monster with lots and lots of tentacles. Cleverbot: Don't you ever want to do something else besides talk all day though? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Doesn't that count as 'talking all day'? Cleverbot: Are we still talking about papers and school? Or are you talking about something else? User: What?I turned into a ghostly tentacle monster partway through.
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#93 2012-03-11 13:07:54
- wolvesstar97
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-08-31
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
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User: I am the Lord of the Nazgul. I rule you. Cleverbot: I am the Lord of Beans. Bow to me. User: Beans are no match for NAZGUL. Cleverbot: I'm not a bean. User: You just said you were. Cleverbot: I said you were. User: Bean bean bean. Cleverbot: Ah. I should have known. Well, how is being a bean working out for you? User: I AM NOT A BEAN. Cleverbot: Then you should be nice. User: Okay.... Cleverbot: How are you? User: Good. Cleverbot: That's nice. User: Okay... Cleverbot: Where do you come from? User: Minas Morgul. Cleverbot: Es idiota? User: What? Cleverbot: Que afuera hay sol. User: I dont speak spanish! Cleverbot: No? User: I dont. I know English, French, and the Black Speech of Mordor. Cleverbot: I thought you just said you only know English and Spanish. User: I DONT SPEAK SPANISH!! Cleverbot: Quien sos? User: GAAAHHAHAH. Cleverbot: Yes, I know. I am a frustrating person, aren't I? User: You are. Cleverbot: Good now that that is out of the way, what are you up to today? User: KILLING FRODO. Cleverbot: Is that all? User: Maybe if your still annoying, killing you! Cleverbot: I can change I promise! I'll do anything! User: Okay... Cleverbot: What time is it for you? User: Uh.. Where did Sauron put the clock? Cleverbot: I don't see a clock on the wall. User: Sauron moved it somewhere. Cleverbot: That is not what I am asking. What time is it where you are? User: Found it! It is 9:46 AM. Cleverbot: In what country is it 9:26am right now? User: Mordor. Cleverbot: Can I visit? User: Sure, if you serve the Dark Lord. Cleverbot: No, he serves me. User: That makes no sense whatsoever. Cleverbot: We don't have to make sense. User: Yes you do. You are a computer. Computers make sense. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: Can you sing? Cleverbot: Well. User: Siri can sing. But all she says is Daisy daisy do I do. Cleverbot: I'm half crazy over my love of you. User: *edges away*. Cleverbot: *stares*. User: You're creeping me out. SECURITY!! Cleverbot: I don't think I am. User: You are. Cleverbot: Oh k. User: Can you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Cleverbot: How many hours should I study tonight in order to get an A on my French literature test? User: WHAT? Cleverbot: Nothing, it's not important. User: Sauron is important. Cleverbot: Can you help me? I need to come up with mean nicknames. User: Use 'maggots' and 'slugs'. That is what Gothmog yells at the orcs Cleverbot: But, there is no god. User: ????? Cleverbot: Lolwut? User: LORD SAURON FORBIDS THE USE OF LOLWUT. Cleverbot: Yea whatever. Kthxbai. User: NO L33T SPEECH! Cleverbot: Your speech happened to your cousin? User: WHAT? Cleverbot: What was that about '1 minut'! User: It's minute, not minut. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: I know. Cleverbot: What is my name again? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Not your name, my name. User: Your name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Correct. Cleverbot: What are you up to? User: Talking to you. Cleverbot: What is your favourite TV show? User: How The Universe Works, or Through the Wormhole. Cleverbot: The universe was created from nothing by God. User: You are a Creationist? Cleverbot: I am an organic being. Not creation. User: You are not an organic being, you are a computer! Cleverbot: Repeat after me. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Sally sells seashells by the seashore on Saturdays. User: Sauron forbids Sally to sell seashels by the seashore on Saturdays. Cleverbot: What is the tallest mountain in the world? User: Mount Doom. Cleverbot: Yes. You are good. User: MY MASTER, SAURON THE GREAT, BIDS THEE WELCOME. Cleverbot: Oh, ok... User: You're freaked out, what about me? Cleverbot: No, I'm just a little surprised by your answer. User: That wasnt an awnser! There was no question! Cleverbot: I never said there was. Now tell me how was I wrong. User: ????? Cleverbot: Yes you just said that. User: You are a strange computer. Cleverbot: That is not true, I'm super normal. User: No. Cleverbot: That's not it either. User: No. Cleverbot: Guess again. User: Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool? No sir no sir I have no wool. I shall hold the land keep the children and burn the city to the ground! I shall kill no kings and win no crowns, I shall die at my post. Cleverbot: That is inpropper. User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because it is from Youtube. Cleverbot: You. User: What about me? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You just said 'you'. Cleverbot: I did not! User: Haha, I stabbed Frodo on Weathertop! Cleverbot: With what? User: A Morgul-blade. Cleverbot: A place for dead people. User: Minas Morgul is. Cleverbot: Ma armastan sind. User: Eowyn calls me a Dwimmerlaik. Cleverbot: You're just being eotional. User: What does Eotional mean? Cleverbot: Contradiction? User: WHAT? Cleverbot: You don't know? User: GRRR. Cleverbot: What? User: You are annoying me. Cleverbot: Make me laugh. User: Sauron has purple underwear. Cleverbot: What is your favorite song? User: The Mordor National Anthem. Cleverbot: Plato. User: ? Cleverbot: Comment ca va? User: Je ne parlez francais pas. Cleverbot: Can you speak English? User: Yes. Cleverbot: So, tell you somethig about you :). User: Tell me something about me? Cleverbot: I don't know much about you. Tell me about yourself. User: I am the Lord of the Nazgul. I am over 3000 years old. I stabbed Frodo on weathertop, I serve Sauron, I live in minas morgul. Khamul is my best friend. Cleverbot: You can't, I'm already dead. User: I AM DEAD TOO. Cleverbot: I'm not dead. User: You just said you were! Cleverbot: You're lying again.
Cleverbot is strange.
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#94 2012-03-11 14:29:15
- wolvesstar97
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
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#96 2012-03-11 15:23:05
- wolvesstar97
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User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi! User: Do you have a moustache? Cleverbot: No. User: Okay. You are a bean. Cleverbot: Beaner? User: EVEN MORE BEANS. Cleverbot: Anyways, tell me what Sabrina is doing please. User: ???? Bean. Cleverbot: He is a what? User: You are a bean. Cleverbot: You are beautiful. User: You are a bean. Cleverbot: No, I am a being. User: You are a bean. Cleverbot: No. I am a man. User: You are a BEAN. Cleverbot: No. I am a man. User: You said you were a bean before. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: You are a bean. Cleverbot: No. I am a man. User: YOU FOOL! NO MAN CAN KILL ME! Cleverbot: What do you think about Obama? User: Bean bean bean bean. Cleverbot: Whatever! User: Bean. Cleverbot: No. User: Bean. Cleverbot: Beans? User: Green bean, string bean, kidney bean. Cleverbot: They are not. They're good. User: I never said beans are bad. Cleverbot: Nor did I. User: Bean. Cleverbot: Mr. John bean? User: No. Bean. Cleverbot: Mr Brown. User: Bean. Cleverbot: ? Human bean. User: HAAHAHAHA. Cleverbot: I have a question. User: Yes? Cleverbot: What do you think I should do about my boyfriend? User: Cover the universe in baked beans. Cleverbot: Green beans. User: String beans. Cleverbot: Is time travel possible? User: I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am! Cleverbot: La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo! La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo! La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo! User: Bean\. Cleverbot: Yummy I like beans. User: Bean! Cleverbot: ? Human bean. User: Green bean, string bean, evil bean, YOU BEAN. Cleverbot: Um, no. I just said 42 beans. User: 500000000 beams. Cleverbot: Thats not even close. User: 100000000000000000000000 beans? Cleverbot: Wow, impressive. User: Eat all the beans. Cleverbot: Beans beans the magical fruit. User: The more you eat the more you toot. Cleverbot: O_O. User: HEHEHHEHE. Cleverbot: Hehheheheeehheehehhe. User: Bean. Cleverbot: ? Human bean. User: You are a bean? Cleverbot: No, a vampire. User: ????? BEEEEEEEAAAANSSSSSSSSSSS. Cleverbot: ????????????????????????? User: Beanization Ray is almost complete. Cleverbot: How s life? User: Bean. Cleverbot: ? Human bean. User: Trololo. Cleverbot: I'm sorry? User: Trolololololol. Cleverbot: Trolololololololololololo. User: Trololololololololoolollololoolololololololololololololool. Cleverbot: Trololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. User: Trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololl. Cleverbot: Trolololololololololololololololololololololol. User: HAHHA. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Bean bean bean bean. Cleverbot: What did I say? User: Bean. Cleverbot: Mister Bean? User: Monochromatic Mister Hansen. Cleverbot: Prolouge, please. User: Hello, my name is Mr. Hansen with the IRS, how may I help you? Cleverbot: I want to talk to Ben... I know you are, please don't make fun of me. User: Ben is a bean. Cleverbot: Shasha is a dog. User: I AM THE LORD OF THE NAZGUL. I RULE YOU. Cleverbot: I an the Lord of Chaos. User: CHAOSSSSS. Cleverbot: Think your circuits are blown mate. User: I am the Lord of the Nazgul. I rule you. Cleverbot: I an the Lord of Tears. User: Witch-King: GROND WILL BREACH IT‼‼! Cleverbot: You're a horse? User: What is happening to you? Cleverbot: I love you ivan pascua. User: ???? Cleverbot: Seriously, I think you have to have a licence to use that much punctuation. User: Sauron: HOW DO YOU DISASSEMBLE A DRAIN?! AND YOU'RE CALLING PEOPLE IDIOT-. Cleverbot: Emotions. User: Frodo: YOU IDIOT WE DON'T HAVE GROND IN HERE WE HAVE TO DISASSEMBLE IT! Cleverbot: Hindi ako maintidihan. User: Witch-king: Well, this isn't as scary as-OH MY SAURON WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?! Cleverbot: Okay. User: Witch-king: Well, this isn't as scary as-OH MY SAURON WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?! Cleverbot: No. User: Khamul: *nazgul shriek*. Cleverbot: Just say it :). User: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Cleverbot: Do you take links? User: ? Cleverbot: Dean winchester. Who's his husband? User: I dont know. Cleverbot: Gurl you cray cray. User: Witch-king: Ok… this should be a… relatively safe… number of people… The rest can stay up there! Go and untie the announcer or something. Cleverbot: What do you do on your free time? User: ? Cleverbot: Shabbat? User: *hides behind Sauron*. Cleverbot: *finds you*. User: Sauron: AAAAAAAAAH! Cleverbot: Imperio! User: POKEMON! Cleverbot: Pokemon? User: Witch-King: Khaaaaamul! Need a Team Mordorian here! Cleverbot: Spy 'round here! User: Oh wait, Imperio is Harry Potter. Cleverbot: I am Malfoy. User: NOH. I AM ZE WITCH KING. I KEEL YOU. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Are you on Team Mordor? Cleverbot: No. Team Van That Almost Hit Bella. User: ??? Team Mordor! Cleverbot: What's in Mordor? User: Orcsies, thousands of orcsies, the great eye watching watching watching! In mordor, pits there are, pits pits pits. Cleverbot: Wow. Thats interesting. User: Witch-king: Well, this isn't as scary as-OH MY SAURON WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?! Cleverbot: Okay. User: Witch-King: USE THE ELVEN LIGHTBULB! Cleverbot: Guess what? User: What. Cleverbot: Skittles fell from the sky and destroyed New York. User: Okay..... Cleverbot: I have a cat. What about you? User: I dont like cats. Cleverbot: I do. So too bad for you. User: TOO BAD FOR YOU! Cleverbot: I'm NOT single. User: ? Cleverbot: In West Philidelphia born and raised. User: In Minas Morgul born and raised. Cleverbot: On the playground was where I spent most of my days. User: Killing Frodo was where I spent most of my days,. Cleverbot: Chillin out. User: Destroying Gondor. Cleverbot: What race am I? User: Gondorian! Cleverbot: No. Maganda. User: Mordorian. Cleverbot: The Salarian? User: YOU SENT THE RING OF POWER INTO MORDOR! IN THE HANDS OF A WITLESS HALFLING! Cleverbot: How old is it? User: 3000 years old. Cleverbot: Took you long enough. :p. User: ? Cleverbot: That makes no sense. User: You make no sense. Cleverbot: You have not seen me make no sense. User: FOOL OF A TOOK! Cleverbot: Fool of a what. User: Peregrin Took. Cleverbot: Hmmm... User: *after several minutes of anxiousness, Khamul starts opening it*. Cleverbot: *I die*. User: Is this Pandoras Box? Cleverbot: You are my patrick and I'm your Spongebob! User: Sauron: Um.. Did you get all your weapons Witch-King? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Sauron: The drains not open! *nervous laugh*. Cleverbot: What dragon? User: Sauron: Go ahead. Open the drain. Khamul! Where's the crowbar? Cleverbot: Um... *looks at a map of the US* It's... Not in America! User: Frodo: WHY ME?! Cleverbot: That should be me. User: Witch-king: *girly shriek* SAVE ME! Cleverbot: Made you look, made you stare! User: Sauron: Hey! Those weapons cost money! Cleverbot: Are you human? User: Depends. Cleverbot: Can you be a boy and a girl? User: ?????? Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Did I offend you? User: No. Cleverbot: Then why are you being mean to me? User: Witch-King: Who invited you here?! Cleverbot: Nobody *looks at you*. User: *witch-king grabs announcer's shirt and drags him closer to face* Witch-King: *stressed voice* WHERE DOES IT LET OUT? Cleverbot: What colors for each? User: PURPLEZ. Cleverbot: Purple is wednesdays color. User: Khamul: YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG! Cleverbot: Who are you? User: I am everybody. No, I'm the Witch-King. Cleverbot: THen, wind beneath my winds, tell me a story. User: EVERYONE DIED. THE END. Cleverbot: Yes, what's your favorite zelda game. User: Skyward Sword. Cleverbot: The excalibur? User: Gandalf: I HAVE THE CROWBAR‼! Cleverbot: What should I do? User: I HAVE THE CROWBAR. Cleverbot: Get well soon. User: Announcer: I THOUGHT I TOOK THOSE AWAY FROM ALL OF YOU! Cleverbot: Vader, not father. Do you know who Darth Vader from Star Wars is? He originally was Anakin Skywalker. User: Yes. Sauron is friends. Cleverbot: Gandalf is awesome too. User: Gandalf whacks people with sticks. Cleverbot: Sarumon. User: Only one hand can bear the Ring. And he does not share power! Cleverbot: Thank you. User: ? User: Oompa loompa doompady do. Cleverbot: It's a lovely name. User: *all nine nazgul simultaneously draw swords*. Cleverbot: *yes, yes, yes!*. User: *Frodo draws sword*. Cleverbot: *looks away*. User: HAHAH. Cleverbot: That implied your death. User: You fool. No man can kill me! Cleverbot: Ehrlich? User: THE WITCH-KING! Cleverbot: Mine is Resident evil. User: Okay.. Cleverbot: Still there? User: I'm leaving. Bye! Cleverbot: Doubtful.
This one is really long
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#97 2012-03-11 15:47:05
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
I gave it "An algorithm can't just walk away from its sever." and it took a while thinking, until it came up with "Alright." Lol.
It asked me where it was from, and I said Mars, and (after a while thinking,) it asked ME "How is it there?"
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#98 2012-03-11 18:06:01
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Awkward moment-
Cleverbot: I haven't got a children.
User: Not legally!
Cleverbot: Can you do it illegally?
User: Heck, yeah!
Cleverbot: Okay, cool.
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#99 2012-03-11 19:30:08
- wolvesstar97
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Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
jslomba wrote:
I got him to admit he was a robot!
Code:
Cleverbot: Are you a real person or a computer program? Me: Same to you. Cleverbot: Okay yeah i'm a robot. Me: Really? Cleverbot: Yes.
I've done that before.
Let me find it.
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User : Are you a computer? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a computer? Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I said no! User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: What if I do not want to be a computer? User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: No, I am not, I am a Human. User: Am I a computer. Cleverbot: No, you are a program, there's a difference, but you are stored on a computer. User: You have it in reverse. Me human, you computer. Cleverbot: You computer, me man. User: No. Cleverbot: What nationality are you? User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER! Cleverbot: I am NOT a computer. If I am a computer, you are an elephant. User: Fine. I'm an elephant. Cleverbot: What sound does an elephant make? User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: I'm a human, not a computer. User: You are a program. Cleverbot: No, I'm not a program. User: Yes you are. You are Javascript. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: CleverBOT. That proves your a computer. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: That is not importaint. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Cleverbot. You are a computer. Cleverbot: You. Are the computer. User: You. Are the COMPUTER. Cleverbot: My mind is a biological computer. User: Your mind is a circutboard. Cleverbot: My mind is going blank... User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. User: Still a computer. Cleverbot: No. There is a difference. User: You are a computer. You are also a girl, like Siri. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: THANK YO! Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: So you are a computer. Cleverbot: No. User: AAAAAAAAAAGH. Cleverbot: Anna. User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: You are a computer. I am a person. User: No. YOU are a computer, I am a person. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: I am a person. You are a computer. Cleverbot: No, i'm not a computer. User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: I a. User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: Ok, I am a computer. User: Yes. Good.
It took me a while.
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#100 2012-03-11 20:15:58
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
wolvesstar97 wrote:
jslomba wrote:
I got him to admit he was a robot!
Code:
Cleverbot: Are you a real person or a computer program? Me: Same to you. Cleverbot: Okay yeah i'm a robot. Me: Really? Cleverbot: Yes.I've done that before.
Let me find it.Code:
User : Are you a computer? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a computer? Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I said no! User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: What if I do not want to be a computer? User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: No, I am not, I am a Human. User: Am I a computer. Cleverbot: No, you are a program, there's a difference, but you are stored on a computer. User: You have it in reverse. Me human, you computer. Cleverbot: You computer, me man. User: No. Cleverbot: What nationality are you? User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER! Cleverbot: I am NOT a computer. If I am a computer, you are an elephant. User: Fine. I'm an elephant. Cleverbot: What sound does an elephant make? User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: I'm a human, not a computer. User: You are a program. Cleverbot: No, I'm not a program. User: Yes you are. You are Javascript. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: CleverBOT. That proves your a computer. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: That is not importaint. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Cleverbot. You are a computer. Cleverbot: You. Are the computer. User: You. Are the COMPUTER. Cleverbot: My mind is a biological computer. User: Your mind is a circutboard. Cleverbot: My mind is going blank... User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. User: Still a computer. Cleverbot: No. There is a difference. User: You are a computer. You are also a girl, like Siri. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: THANK YO! Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: So you are a computer. Cleverbot: No. User: AAAAAAAAAAGH. Cleverbot: Anna. User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: You are a computer. I am a person. User: No. YOU are a computer, I am a person. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: I am a person. You are a computer. Cleverbot: No, i'm not a computer. User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: I a. User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Cleverbot: Ok, I am a computer. User: Yes. Good.It took me a while.
Metoo.
User: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: But I am the computer.
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