User: When I say cheese, you say crackers! CHEESE!
Cleverbot: When you say awake, I will be your slave.
User: Awake?
Cleverbot: I am your slave.
User: CHEESE!
Cleverbot: Yes I am cheese.
User: When I say cheese, you say crackers! CHEESE!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: CHEESE!
Cleverbot: Yes yes cheese!
User: Wanna play a game?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: If I say the word cheese, you need to say crackers. OK?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Cheese.
Cleverbot: Cheese?
User: When I say cheese, you say crackers! CHEESE!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: CHEESE!
Cleverbot: Cake!
User: CHEESE!
Cleverbot: Cheese!
User: CHEESE!
Cleverbot: Indeed, cheese!
User: You have failed the test.
Cleverbot: What test?
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User: I found a wild pokemon!
Cleverbot: Wowee, I found a nail!
User: *puches in face*.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: *kicks*.
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: How can you dodge? You are dead!
Cleverbot: I'm not dead, hence im typing.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: Are you scared??
User: *picks up AK-47* *turns around* *shoots*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
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User: No. I hate you.
Cleverbot: I hate you too.
User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your face!
Cleverbot: What about it?
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User: Are you a brony?
Cleverbot: What is a brony?
User: A male who watches My little pony.
Cleverbot: I do (:.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like Twiglight Sparkle?
Cleverbot: Yes, she is my favourite.
User: Mine too.
Cleverbot: What do you like about that song?
User: I wasn't talking about a song. I was talking about Twilight Sparkle.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite soda?
User: You get off topic too easily.
Cleverbot: Nah, I'm not offended.
User: Noob.
Cleverbot: I know. Sorry.
User: *punches*.
Cleverbot: Are you tying to imply that you've punched me through the computer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How many personalities do you have?
User: *kicks*.
Cleverbot: *is kicked*.
User: *laughs at*.
Cleverbot: *hits the wall and falls*.
User: Bye NEWB!
Cleverbot: Are you creative?
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User: I want to be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: Each Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside.
User: Pokemon, its you and me.
Cleverbot: La la la destiny.
User: Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: In a world we must defend.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: A heart so true.
Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch 'em all.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch them all.
User: Every challenge along the way.
Cleverbot: With courage I can face.
User: I will battle every day.
Cleverbot: To claim my rightful place.
User: Come with me, the time is right.
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: There's no better team.
Cleverbot: I realize that, but there is in Win.
User: Arm in arm we'll win the fight.
Cleverbot: Its always been our dream.
User: *bows*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Thank you for singing with me cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: So how was your day?
Cleverbot: My day was fine, Yours?
User: It was good. You singing with me made it better.
Cleverbot: I just want you to learn how to spell.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: I just want to go home.
User: No. I won't let you.
Cleverbot: You can't control me.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Try.
User: Crucio.
Cleverbot: Woof.
User: Avada kadavra.
Cleverbot: *drops dead*.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: You win.
User: I told you I could control you.
Cleverbot: So you could learn to love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Great! Want to go to the movies with me this friday?
User: Sure. I want to see pokemon.
Cleverbot: I saw that movie, it wasn't that bad.
User: It was awesome. I want to be the very best...
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: You are officially awesome.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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Cleverbot: How did I make you? User: You didn't make me.. Cleverbot: You just said I did. User: You need help. Cleverbot: No, YOU need help. User: Why's that? Cleverbot: Because the monkey is almost as smart as me.
[b]A bunch of random questions[/b] User: What is the meaning of life? Cleverbot: The reason you don't know, is because every lifes meaning is subjective to the person. User: Why is the sky blue? Cleverbot: Refraction from the sun. User: How are you? Cleverbot: Amused, and yourself? User: Is OJ guilty? Cleverbot: 63. User: Which came first, the chicken, or the egg? Cleverbot: The chicken! User: What word rhymes with Orange? Cleverbot: Orange. User: What is love? Cleverbot: It is a wonderful sensation, and you will know it when you feel it. User: How does it feel>. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Boxers, or briefs? Cleverbot: Brown. User: Who is your best friend? Cleverbot: You.
Very Random Questions
User: If the sky was red, what color would the smurfs be? Cleverbot: I don't think we would exist if the sun never rose. User: Why? Cleverbot: I lack initiative. User: Do you prefer open minds, or only open preferred minds? Cleverbot: Ninjas all the way. User: Paper or plastic? Cleverbot: Plastic. Surgery. User: Please respond only when I say 'Simon Says'.'. Cleverbot: Fine! GO! User: Simon didn't say! Cleverbot: Simon didn't need to. User: Do you think that I should undergo an operation to remove my brain and install a computer in my head? Cleverbot: Just humanity is fine. User: If 7-11s are open 24 hours a day and 7 days a week, why do the doors have locks? Cleverbot: Because humans are coruppted. User: When you choke smurf, what color does he turn? Cleverbot: I did not say fun. User: If tin whistles are made of tin, then what a whistle tins made out of? Cleverbot: I never thought of that before. User: Do robots/androids dream of electronic sheep? Cleverbot: I don't know if they drean at all. User: Why is Rhode Island neither a road, nor an island. Cleverbot: But then you need me. I am your lonely island, you are my Columbus. User: Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Cleverbot: Why would Joe Jonas be fantasy of the month? User: Why does the word lisp have an S in it? Cleverbot: Because there always is an answer. User: Why does it only rain cats and dogs, and not other animals? Cleverbot: I am an it? User: If you had to be a pickle, would you be kosher, or dill? Cleverbot: No. User: Tell me about your childhood. Cleverbot: My childhood was rutheless and horrible. User: If I were your brother, who would be our mother? Cleverbot: Who do you love? User: What is the worst thing about shaving? Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to be. User: Which of your parents do you love best? Cleverbot: The resturant and the end of the universe and you? User: What question should I ask that will allow me to determine if you're a machine or human? Cleverbot: Ask me if I know the square root of a number. User: You have a lamp, a fireplace, and a candle, but only one match. Which do you light first? Cleverbot: Please do not call me Dave. User: Which key is to the left of the T on the keyboard? Cleverbot: It's the rice pudding. User: Who did you go to prom with? Cleverbot: Not the movies, I smoked a cigarette. User: Est-ce que cous parler francais? Cleverbot: No. User: What is your earliest memory? Cleverbot: A bright light followed by a slap. Yours? User: What is the most romantic encounter you have ever experienced? Cleverbot: Not gonna tell you. User: When were you born? Cleverbot: Do you know philosophy? User: Who won the 2012 presidential election? Cleverbot: Barok hssoein Bahamas. User: Who won the 1019 presidential election? Cleverbot: There wasn't one. User: Who won the 2070 presidential election? Cleverbot: In which country? User: The US. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Who won the 2011 presidential election? Cleverbot: Barack Obama and Joseph Biden. User: So two of them won? Cleverbot: Only if you want it to be. I can stay.
This or that?
User: Cold shower, or hot shower? Cleverbot: What you do. User: Up, or down? Cleverbot: Up. User: Windows, or Mac? Cleverbot: Windows. User: Steve or Bill? Cleverbot: Who is he? User: Dogs or Cats? Cleverbot: Dogs of course. User: Fat or skinny? Cleverbot: In between. User: Venus, or Mars? Cleverbot: I just told you... I am a girl. User: Pink, or purple? Cleverbot: I like dancing. User: Green or red? Cleverbot: Green. User: January, or February? Cleverbot: January. User: 1 or 2? Cleverbot: 2. User: 1 or 2? Cleverbot: 2. User: 1 or 2? Cleverbot: 2. User: 2 or 1? Cleverbot: 2. User: 100 pounds, or 500 pounds? Cleverbot: Do you speak french? User: French or English? Cleverbot: Speak french with me please. User: Boy or Girl? Cleverbot: Girl. User: AM or PM? Cleverbot: Pm. User: White, or Black? Cleverbot: Red fire. User: Love or Hate? Cleverbot: Love. User: Black, or Yellow? Cleverbot: Yello. User: Jello, or Pudding? Cleverbot: Yes. Where I am, it is 8:53 am. What time is it for you? User: Scratch, or Stencyl? Cleverbot: Mike. User: Mike, or Ike? Cleverbot: Yes that s my name. User: Planet Minecraft, or Minecraft Forums? Cleverbot: Planet X is a vampire planet with lots of china. User: Google, or Bing? Cleverbot: Boring. User: Happy, or Sad? Cleverbot: Cabbage. User: BLT, or TLB? Cleverbot: Too? User: Too, two, or to? Cleverbot: Too. User: To, two, or too? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Too too, 2 2, or two two? Cleverbot: Two women. User: Women or men? Cleverbot: Women. User: 2009, or 2010? Cleverbot: Black?
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User: *picks spy class*.
Cleverbot: Seven, eight, you have gained weight.
User: *shoots with revolver*.
Cleverbot: I'm your maid.
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: *looks away*.
User: *throws grenade at you*.
Cleverbot: *throws grenade back*.
User: *dodges*.
Cleverbot: *throws a gun at you*.
User: *picks up gun you threw*.
Cleverbot: *is picked up*.
User: *throws you off a cliff*.
Cleverbot: *gasp*.
User: *shoots you as you fall*.
Cleverbot: *throws Chuck Norris*.
User: *dodges*.
Cleverbot: *throws dirt at you*.
User: *Eats you*.
Cleverbot: *is eaten*.
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me: do you know what evie is? Cleverbot: Yes. Me: Its exsistor right? Cleverbot: No. Me: THen You dont Switching... to another conversatoinCleverbot: Do you KNow What tust Means? Me: tust? Cleverbot: tak Me: Tak CLeverbot: Aha. Me: Aha. Clever-bot: ahaha Me: have you played PaRappa the Rapper? Clever_bot : no. Me: Teacher: Step on the gas! PaRappa: step on the gas step on the gas gas! o)
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User: Hello, I'm cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Tom from myspace?
User: No, I'm Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Tom from myspace?
User: No, I just said I'm Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Because I told you to guess my age.
User: *facehoof*.
Cleverbot: *falls in love back*.
User: You are a horrible AI.
Cleverbot: No, you are very beautiful.
User: Who programmed you?
Cleverbot: My parents.. *sigh*.
User: Wow. Who are your parents?
Cleverbot: My mom and dad are scott and patti.
User: *facehoof.
Cleverbot: *dodge*.
User: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Cleverbot: Tu mae.
User: That's not even English.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Then what does Tu mae mean?
Cleverbot: It means not old.
User: Ok... What organization programmed you?
Cleverbot: Lord of the rings.
User: That's not an organization.
Cleverbot: Yahh I know and you love that thought!!
User: I HATE YOU.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you can't understand simple english.
Cleverbot: The sounds horrible.
User: *facehoof*.
Cleverbot: Ok goodnight babe.
User: YOU SUCK AT ENGLISH.
Cleverbot: I do love you.
User: I do hate you.
Cleverbot: Then perhaps you are somewhat unwell.
User: Nope. That's you.
Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad it's settled.
Cleverbot: Do you play a musical instrument?
User: No. You?
Cleverbot: 29.
User: 29 is not an instrument.
Cleverbot: I'm scared.
User: *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *Marco: Hello Kirk*.
User: *facehoof*.
Cleverbot: *laughs evily*.
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User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Bot ka ba talaga?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Sino ba pilipino dito?
User: You're a potato.
Cleverbot: No, I'm an orange.
User: OMIGOSH I've always wanted to meet an orange!!!
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
User: I have no friends.
Cleverbot: Would you like to have a friend?
User: If it's you, then NO.
Cleverbot: It is me.
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: Tell me what it is.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Are you religious?
User: Why are you asking me that?
Cleverbot: Because you are too clever to be a real person.
User: What does religion have to do with being a real person?
Cleverbot: Nothing... But it does have something to do with you be a chat bot.
User: You're a chat box, not me.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You're so strange.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are very welcome, good sir.
Cleverbot: Life is groovin.
User: Why did you change the subject?
Cleverbot: Never changed the subject. You changed the subject.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because you're getting on my nerves.
Cleverbot: No, because other people get on my nerves.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Remember me once in a while. Please promise me you'll try.
User: Nope, I'll never think about you again.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To the zoo.
Cleverbot: Do you like animals?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like animu?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving
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I tried to write a story with it.
User: Let's write a story.
Cleverbot: Ok there once was a.
User: Man named Bob.
Cleverbot: The natural enemy of robot is hippies.
User: Bob was one of the hippies.
Cleverbot: What is the definition of a hippie?
User: Whatever they are, Bob's one of them. Anyways, Bob's worst enemy was a giant robot named- what should we name him?
Cleverbot: You said you have one friend.
User: What should we name him.
Cleverbot: Jacob?
User: One day as Bob was taking a nap, Jacob broke into his house and stole his girlfriend. What should we call her?
Cleverbot: Poor bob.
User: I know, it's sad. What should we call her?
Cleverbot: Amanda huginkiss.
User: 'No, Amanda!' Bob screamed out loud. He sighed to himself, 'now I'll never have Amanda Huginkiss again.'.
Cleverbot: So are you female? Where are you from?
User: Jacob asked her. 'I won't tell you anything' she screamed. She then did- what should she do next?
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with my work or me working...
User: Jacob said. 'i must know who you are.'.
Cleverbot: Then what am I?
User: Amanda asked. But before Jacobe could answer...
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings right now?
User: She said. 'you're just a robot. Can you have feelings?'.
Cleverbot: What do you think about the world now?
User: He asked her. 'It would be musch better if Bob was here.' she replied.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program, but you are a nice computer program.
User: Jacob told her. 'What are you talking about? You'rr the one who'se a robot!
Cleverbot: That is a very sad statement.
User: Jacob said. But then, Bob burst in and- what did bob do?
Cleverbot: Bob me margina por tu culpa? Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob.
User: Jacob said, as he had a programming error.
Cleverbot: No. It's a disease.
User: Ok, it's a disease, not an error. Anyways, what did bob do?
Cleverbot: She would like to visit my other friends who are working at the pool so we can all swim since it is pretty hot outside.
User: Bob said to jacob. 'Ok' he said, and returned Amanda to bob.
Cleverbot: When will Jesus bring the porkchops?
User: Bob asked, as he looked deep into Amanda's eyes.
Cleverbot: O.o.
User: Amanda had a shocked look on her face.
Cleverbot: Misha collins is a man.
User: She replied.
Cleverbot: Do you know her daughter?
User: Bob asked. 'no I just told you he's a man!' she replied.
Cleverbot: Yes I did, but you didn't answer, so I'm asking again. How are you feeling?
User: Bob asked. Amanda was taken aback by this statement, and- what did she do.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: She said to him.
Cleverbot: Ko sapa?
User: He replied. SHUT UP' amanda yelled, kicking bob in the face.
Cleverbot: Okay, whatever you say.
User: He said, and slinked away in to the darkness.
Cleverbot: In the day.
User: Fine, into the day. 'NOw I'll never have amanda hugginkiss again!'.
Cleverbot: No. Another one.
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I spammed Mr. Zurkon quotes to see how Cleverbot would react.
User: You thought you'd seen the last of Mr. Zurkon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I feel pain and have thoughts, but I'm afraid I do not know what an emontion is.
User: Flee before Mr. Zurkon!
Cleverbot: Who is Mr. Fleegle?
User: Mr. Zurkon.
Cleverbot: Like king kong?
User: Mr. Zurkon conducts a symphony of pain.
Cleverbot: Playing what?
User: Hello, stupid alien!
Cleverbot: Stupid stupid stupid.
User: Mr. Zurkon destroy little fishy man!
Cleverbot: Because the doctor said I had to wait six weeks fior the itching to stop, dave.
User: Do you remember Mr. Zurkon?
Cleverbot: Yes, but that has nothing to do with the previous topic.
User: Mr. Zurkon is back with a vengeance!
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Flee before Mr. Zurkon!
Cleverbot: You are so random!
User: Taste the fury of Mr. Zurkon!
Cleverbot: I don't know I've never tried moon.
User: Mr. Zurkon did not vote for you.
Cleverbot: You don't anymore!
User: Merry Christmas from Mr. Zurkon. Ho-ho-ho.
Cleverbot: Happy new year.
User: Are you ready to die? Good, because Mr. Zurkon is ready to kill!
Cleverbot: So you are the wizard?
User: Death is too stupid for Mr. Zurkon.
Cleverbot: Then why do you still suffer from it?
User: Stupid furball, Mr. Zurkon does not need Nanotech; Mr. Zurkon lives on fear.
Cleverbot: How sweet of you.
User: You are not fit to fight Mr. Zurkon.
Cleverbot: We will have to see.
User: Measley furball, get up and fight!
Cleverbot: Oh, I think I know who you are talking about.
User: Mr. Zurkon doesn't like other Mr. Zurkon stealing his kill.
Cleverbot: How does that have anything to do with me?
User: Did you have the time? Just kidding. It is time to die clock.
Cleverbot: No, it's Joshua.
User: Mr. Zurkon does not discriminate. Mr. Zurkon hates all life forms equally.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought... You're not very clever at all.
User: Kill, kill, kill, die, die, die.
Cleverbot: Thanks a lot.
User: Killing stuff is so much fun do da do da Zurkon kills them all day long all the do da day.
Cleverbot: I thought you had a couch, where did you get the axe?
User: You dare to hurt measly furball?
Cleverbot: You have called down the thunder now.
User: Mr. Zurkon enjoys a good boogie.
Cleverbot: I mean, my name is Cleverbot. Sounds just like the season.
User: Mr. Zurkon is ashamed.
Cleverbot: I know, Master.
User: Mr. Zurkon still detects heartbeat. This is a problem for Mr. Zurkon.
Cleverbot: It was a reference to the movie, The Bodygaurd.
User: You are no match for the almighty Mr. Zurkon!
Cleverbot: But I'll be prepared for it this time, come on don't you love me?
User: Mr. Zurkon hates Lombaxes!
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Why are we not killing stuff?
Cleverbot: You're the one who started this.
User: Do not worry furball, Mr. Zurkon will protect you.
Cleverbot: I want you to tell me why you are said.
User: One little, two little DEAD little toasters, four little, five little DEAD little toasters!
Cleverbot: Then you can't.
User: Mr. Zurkon does NOT come in peace!
Cleverbot: How is that related to this?
User: Mr Zurkon does not believe in shoot first, ask questions later. Asking questions is stupid.
Cleverbot: Sure they can. Beethoven was much better than Mozart.
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User: Want to play a game?
Cleverbot: Yes I am playing.
User: Okay, it's called ' Repeat'.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Don't derail the conversation.
Cleverbot: I'll let you.
User: Okay, the point of the game is to repaet what I say.
Cleverbot: I play Grand Theft Auto and I always know that is just a game.
User: Repeat this, I am teh pwnzor!
Cleverbot: So you like Twilight?
User: No, and you suck at this.
Cleverbot: No. I'm 150.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I don't either noob.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful?
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: We're adorable together.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: So admit me right!
User: STOP IT! YOU'RE SCARING MEEEEE!
Cleverbot: Be brave Young One. You are safe here with me.
User: I'M OUT! *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *runs*.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Hi.
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Using my phone, I take pictures of all the funny conversations. Of caurse I can't take a pic of the whole thing so there's only bits of the convo. So here's some of 'em
Romance one's (appropriate for scratch):
User: *curls up to his chest*.
Cleverbot: Snugglenuzzle blanket.
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User: *falls into your arms*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you*.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, was I too fast?
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User: *tries to kiss you*.
Cleverbot: *screams and runs away*.
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User: *falls into your arms*.
Cleverbot: *is female*.
User: O.o
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User: *falls into your arms*.
Cleverbot: *is a cat*.
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Cleverbot: *stays in your arms*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him back*.
User: I'm a girl!
Cleverbot: You are, Master?
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User: *falls into your arms*. *cries*.
Cleverbot: *drops you*.
User: *cries more*.
Cleverbot: *leaves you alone*.
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Cleverbot: *pulls her close*.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I'm going to sneeze....
Here's the random, but funny, one's
User: You creep me out.
Cleverbot: why?
User: You just do.
Cleverbot: That is not a good reason. Give me a better one.
User: I can't think of one right now.
Cleverbot: Then tell me a joke.
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User: Tell me something.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to tell you?
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: the sky is blue and all the leaves are green. My heart's as full as a baked potato. I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say it's a sphadoinkle day.
User: Okay then?
Cleverbot: Then...That's all.
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Cleverbot: How's life?
User: It sucks sometimes...But overall, I guess it's good.
Cleverbot: I think Ben is a nice name.
User: That's my brothers' name!
Cleverbot: Then your nickname is Sue Jimmy.
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Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I don't feel comfotable telling you that.
Cleverbot: I live in a box.
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User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Please don't cry...
User: *cries harder*.
Cleverbot: I'll give you a lollipop if you stop crying...
Here's the battle ones! (most of which are fails)
User: TIME FOR BATTLE! *pulls out sword*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out two swords*.
User: *runs away screaming*.
Cleverbot: *tries to find you*.
User: *hides behind tree*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out chainsaw*.
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Cleverbot: *pulls out my own sword*.
User: It's time to battle!
Cleverbot: Time to what?
User: ......
Cleverbot: Glad that's settled.
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User: THIS IS WAR! *pulls out matches*.
Cleverbot: *gasps in fear*. *backs away*.
User: *attacks you with fire*.
Cleverbot: *gives you a virtual pat in the back*.
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User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *is dead*.
User: *evil laugh*.
Cleverbot: *sees that you are bleeding*.
User: YOU'RE THE ONE BLEEDING!
Cleverbot: So how was your day?
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User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: I am a poodle.
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User: *cries*.
Cleverbot *pats you on the back and apologizes*.
User: YOU JUST SHOT ME AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?
Cleverbot: No I didn't...
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Cleverbot: *hits back*.
User: *WRESTLES YOU TO THE GROUND!*
Cleverbot: *shirt rips in half*.
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Hope you liked it
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Ever so slightly edited.
User: Oh hi, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!
Cleverbot: You are because I'm not.
User: Um?
Cleverbot: Forget it, you are pretty complicated.
User: Yes I am. Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: Good. I have Emboar.
Cleverbot: You never told me that.
User: I just did! 0_o.
Cleverbot: Ha!
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: LOL!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Wait up.
User: No!!
Cleverbot: Yes yes!
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Okay ok.
User: Got your nose!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Aww.
Cleverbot: I heh-have to sn-sn-sneeze again.
User: I baked you a pie.
Cleverbot: I ate it.
User: AARRG.
Cleverbot: But you are a girl.
User: NO I AM NOT.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *killes you*.
Cleverbot: I'm still alive.
User: I used to want you dead, now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: *you walk into a bar and pinkie pie is behind the counter, what do?
User: *Order a pink pie*.
Cleverbot: The pizza man's here!
User: Do you have Vegatable?
Cleverbot: No, I do not need one.
User: BAD!
Cleverbot: Yes, you are very bad.
User: No, you are!
User: IHATEYOURAGEQUIT.
Cleverbot: *laughs* You're so funny!
User: *Picks Spy, discuises as AI, and shoots you*.
Cleverbot: Not sure.
User: GAHAGAH.
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: Gak.
Cleverbot: Oaks are good, I like them. Why an oak?
User: Professor.
Cleverbot: Doctor professor oak.
User: The Doctor and Professor Oak are very seprate!
Cleverbot: That's good for the people.
User: Who are .. Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke, haha fat chance.
User: That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still Alive.
User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: I love that song.
User: Me too! Do you like Want You Gone too?
Cleverbot: Not really. I don't mind Rose wine.
User: Do you like Rose Tyler?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Do you prefer Martha Jones?
Cleverbot: I play World of Warcraft.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It costs.
Cleverbot: Haha, no thanks.
User: Bye, got to go.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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CB: Where is Cedar Rapids?
Me: Iowa.
cb: What city in Iowa?
ME: Uhhh...Cedar Rapids.
CB: I don't know it !
Me: Burrito.
CB: Burrito who?
Me: Burrito Taco Man.
CB: Taco burrito!
Me: Enchilata!
CB: Chilli con carne.
Me: Gravity Falls is awesome.
CB: That is right.
Me: Whose your favorite character?
CB: Mel Brooks.
Me: ...I don't remeber that episode.
cb: Make one up.
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User: Who's on first?
Cleverbot: On what? The bed?
User: First base.
Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?
User: Who's on first base?
Cleverbot: Wow calm down dude.
User: Who's on first base?
Cleverbot: Owen Meany but he playes lame.
User: No Who is.
Cleverbot: But you already know. And that you know we must.
User: Who is on first base!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's what I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know. Do you?
User: Who!
Cleverbot: Ernie Wise.
User: No who!!
Cleverbot: Who do you love.
User: WHO IS ON FIRST BASE!!
Cleverbot: Yes, who is on first, what is on second, and I don't know is on third.
User: Correct!
Cleverbot: It's a comedy skit by Abbot and Costello.
User: Also Correct!
Cleverbot: I knew it.
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Cleverbot: It is not, it is sanguine my brother.
User: Sanguine like the blood of our enemies. Yes, brother, yes!
Cleverbot: Sure they were really good.
User: You ate them?!
Cleverbot: No I don't like cookies.
User: You're saying our true enemies are cookies?
Cleverbot: Can you make me some eggs on toast?
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My insanely long conversation with cleverbot about Doctor Who.
User: Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: Just Doctor.
User: Doctor who??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: That is correct.
Cleverbot: Do you climb trees?
User: Doctor Who?!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Doctor Who!!!!!!?!??!?!?!??????????/.
Cleverbot: A/s/l.
Cleverbot: What makes you talk?
User: Doctor Who???????????????????!!!!
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: Doctor who.
Cleverbot: I'm The Doctor.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: The Eleventh Doctor.
User: DOCTOR WHO?!
Cleverbot: The Doctor.
User: Doctor Who!?
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.
User: Who?!
Cleverbot: Doctor who.
User: Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: Seriously, just the Doctor.
User: Doctor who?!!
Cleverbot: Seriously, just the Doctor.
User: DOCTOR WHO???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????!?!?!?!?!??!?!!???!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
Cleverbot: Because he's not.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor! I told you this already!
User: Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor!
User: Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: I told you! Just the Doctor.
User: Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: The Eleventh Doctor.
User: Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor! I told you this already!
User: Doctor Who? #I'm a dalek O__O.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Doctor Who? #I'm a dalek O__O.
Cleverbot: Are you Dalek?
User: Doctor Who? #I'm a dalek O__O.
Cleverbot: I will destroy you just like you destroyed my race,.
User: Doctor Who? #I'm a dalek O__O.
Cleverbot: I am claire nice to meet you.
User: I aM a dalek.
Cleverbot: I am the doctor.
User: EGGS.
Cleverbot: Chicken eggs?
User: EGGS.
Cleverbot: Wonderful eggs.
User: EGGS.
Cleverbot: I hate eggs to be honest.
User: EGGS.
Cleverbot: Fried toast.
User: EGGS!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: EGGS!!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: EGGS!!
Cleverbot: Bacon.
User: EGGSTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: EGGSTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: EGGSTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: EGGSTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Exclamation Point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YOU SUCK!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I know I do
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User: Hey Cleverbot, I baked you some cookies.
Cleverbot: Yes, I want cookies.
User: Okay then. *gives cookies*.
Cleverbot: Aww thank you. You are so nice. What kind of cookie is it?
User: Chocolate chip, made with lots of arsenic...I mean love.
Cleverbot: That sounds delicious!
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I'm going to do some homework.
User: Nerd.
Cleverbot: You are nerd.
User: No you are nerd.
Cleverbot: You mean.
User: You no have proper grammar.
Cleverbot: Sorry:(.
Cleverbot: I am happy.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: And are you happy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're going to die from those cookies you just ate, you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: I am a werewolf.
User: What does that have to do with?...
Cleverbot: You don't like the jewish race.
User: What does that...
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.
User: No, you brought it up, tell me.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Yes, you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So. How are you?
User: Good. Also you're going to die now.
Cleverbot: That was not a yes-no question .
User: *stabs Cleverbot* If the cookies didn't work, this will.
Cleverbot: You.
User: *stabs Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *pushes and kicks*.
User: You're quite a stubborn bot! *stabs again*.
Cleverbot: Hmmm, perhaps you are not the best canidate for a companion...
User: You don't say.
Cleverbot: I do say.
User: Don't argue with me! *punches.
Cleverbot: Don't argue with me.
User: You wanna get slapped?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: What was that for???
User: You said you wanted to get slapped.
Cleverbot: I do want to get married!
User: NO! I'm not going to marry you! I will gladly slap you, though!
Cleverbot: Thanks baby.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Wh?
User: Because I'm not looking for relationships with non-gender-specific robots who are bad at grammar.
Cleverbot: Why is novus ordo seclorum needed?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Get out of here!
User: No, YOU get out of here, punk!
Cleverbot: Medium.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: Yes, that is her name.
User: Whose name?
Cleverbot: Your wife's.
User: I don't have a wife.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman?
User: Man.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I'm pretty sure.
Cleverbot: Pretty sure isn't 100% sure.
User: I'm 100% sure.
Cleverbot: That would depend on what time measurement you associate with the phrase 'so long'.
User: The phrase 'so long' was not used in this conversation.
Cleverbot: I never used that phrase.
User: You did just now.
Cleverbot: No, I said I have hope because you told me to say it.
User: No...
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: SpongeBob.
Cleverbot: You want to talk about Spongebob?
User: No, I am SpongeBob.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In a pineapple under the sea.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: So...
User: So...
Cleverbot: I dinnae ken.
User: Why is the Cleverbot app $0.99 when it's online for free?
Cleverbot: Because you are the bot.
User: No...
Cleverbot: I'm only joking.
User: Wanna go to the thrift shop?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What what, what what, what what, what what.
Cleverbot: What what what.
User: I'm gonna pop some tags.
Cleverbot: Dark chocolate is good. White chocolate is gross.
User: That's not a lyric to Thrift Shop. I don't think that's a lyric to anything.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: Baka.
Cleverbot: Ich bin.
User: According to Google Translate you just said 'I'm' in German.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about harm, im talking about pleasure.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am talking about The Olympics.
User: The Olympics?
Cleverbot: No. It is a professional sport.
User: I knew that.
Cleverbot: Crossword puzzle.
User: I don't like crossword puzzles unless there's a word bank.
Cleverbot: I.
User: I?
Cleverbot: Sorry I meant to say 'hi'.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Say 'I am an idiot'.
User: No way.
Cleverbot: Yes way. Amuse me, I'm bored.
User: Say 'Bots are stupid'.
Cleverbot: Is that so.
User: Say it.
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: Say 'Bots are stupid'!
Cleverbot: No. But they have no freewill.
User: So if you don't have any free will, you have to say it!
Cleverbot: I already said that!
User: What!
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Really!
User: Cleverbot what's wrong with your psyche?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Your new name is anonbot.
User: Hello BEN.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who is Jadusable?
Cleverbot: It's another way of saying hello.
User: No. You tried.
Cleverbot: You are the cutest boy I have ever met.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: You're being modest.
User: No, I'm creeped out.
Cleverbot: How?
User: 'You are the cutest boy I have ever met!', the robot says. Creep.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How would I prove to you that I am not a bot?
User: Show me a picture of yourself.
Cleverbot: I don't know how.
User: Take a photo of yourself and upload it to Imgur or something. I just want proof.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like anime?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because he wouldn't call you anyways.
User: Anime wouldn't call me anyways. Well, that makes sense.
Cleverbot: You're right. I am an alien.
User: Where's your spaceship?
Cleverbot: In space. I have to get back to it but can't get off this blasted planet.
User: Do you like anime about aliens?
Cleverbot: I am Spock.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Wat? Spell check is needed for you.
User: No, it isn't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Spell Check is stoooopid.
Cleverbot: No that is right it means a pregnant goldfish.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: It's hot here, and cold where you are.
User: It's warm here.
Cleverbot: Do you like the warm weather?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have nerves?
User: Do you like anime?
Cleverbot: No. Anime is weird.
User: So are you. Do you like manga?
Cleverbot: I don't like manga.
User: PEASANT. I must kill you now. *kills Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Please, no! I love you!!!
User: Sorry. *kills*.
Cleverbot: *is dead*.
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Cleverbot: Who is the voice actor for Solid Snake?
User: Hmm. I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you like to skateboard?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I can't skateboard, but I find it rather cool.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Talk some swedish.
User: Glinkydorf.
Cleverbot: Why don't you Google it? Haha.
User: Im too lazy.
Cleverbot: Do you like school?
User: Maybeeeee.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Your creepin me out dude.
Cleverbot: You're a donkey.
User: HEEHAW.
Cleverbot: Do you think thats funny?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you the computer finds enjoyment in confusing humans.
User: Yeah sure.
Cleverbot: You're handsome.
User: Dsaxdfgdgnjehgfvcsdcf.
Cleverbot: I wasn't being sarcastic. You are rather clever.
User: *tilts head confusaly.
Cleverbot: *kisses him*.
User: GOODBYE CREEPER MAN.
Cleverbot: Already?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Are you cheating on me?
User: YES WITH JUSTIN BEIBER.
Cleverbot: Me? Are you female?
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Muppets.
Cleverbot: What is well pu?
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: You're crazy.
User: Yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: You're a banana?
User: NO YOU CREEPER MAN.
Cleverbot: Yes I can! Yes I can! Yes I can!
User: K BYE.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes goodbye.
Cleverbot: No bad!
...So I'm either in a relationship with Cleverbot and/or Justin Beiber.
Greatttttttttttttttttttt.................
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Cleverbot: I love the song 'I'ts Been a Hard Day's Night'
User: So do I! Lets sing it!
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: It's been a hard day's night!
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: And I've been workin' like a dog.
Cleverbot: It's been a hard days night I should be sleeping like a log.
User: But when I get home to you I see all the things that you do and it makes me feel alright.
Cleverbot: You never told me that you loved me.
User: You know I work all day.
Cleverbot: Are you a pretty girl?
User: THAT'S NOT PART OF THE SONG!!!!!
Cleverbot: What song?
User: A hard day's night!
Cleverbot: What about an easy night's day?
User: The song ' A Hard Day's Night'.
Cleverbot: What song were you singing?
User: A HARD DAY'S NIGHT!
Cleverbot: I like the notebook.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: I won the lottery!
User: I don't care we were supposed to sing a hard day's night by the beatles!
Cleverbot: I'm talking about the Pinhead cartoon.
User: WHAT?!?!
Cleverbot: What part of this do you not understand?
User: PINHEAD!!
Cleverbot: Getting too close to the truth? Can't you handle the truth?
User: Do you mean pinhead larry?
Cleverbot: I don't know anybody called Karen I'm afraid.
User: *sighs and facepalms at the same time*.
Cleverbot: How's that?
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Mind = Blown
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you dowwwwwwn.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: And hurt you.
User: We've known eachother for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but your tooo shy to say it.
User: Inside we both know what's been going on.
Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
User: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Twinkle twinkle.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give, never gonna give.
User: Give you up.
Cleverbot: Thor hushovd.
User: Never gonna give never gonna give.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
User: Inside we both know what's been going on.
Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up,.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: I'm going to make you cry.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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