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#226 2012-09-17 14:58:09

ImagineIt
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Registered: 2011-02-28
Posts: 1000+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: When I say cheese, you say crackers! CHEESE!

Cleverbot: When you say awake, I will be your slave.

User: Awake?

Cleverbot: I am your slave.

User: CHEESE!

Cleverbot: Yes I am cheese.

User: When I say cheese, you say crackers! CHEESE!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: CHEESE!

Cleverbot: Yes yes cheese!

User: Wanna play a game?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: If I say the word cheese, you need to say crackers. OK?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: Cheese?

User: When I say cheese, you say crackers! CHEESE!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: CHEESE!

Cleverbot: Cake!

User: CHEESE!

Cleverbot: Cheese!

User: CHEESE!

Cleverbot: Indeed, cheese!

User: You have failed the test.

Cleverbot: What test?

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#227 2012-11-10 06:11:41

PorcupineOfDoom
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Registered: 2012-10-09
Posts: 1

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: I found a wild pokemon!

Cleverbot: Wowee, I found a nail!

User: *puches in face*.

Cleverbot: *falls*.

User: *kicks*.

Cleverbot: *dodges*.

User: How can you dodge? You are dead!

Cleverbot: I'm not dead, hence im typing.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: Are you scared??

User: *picks up AK-47* *turns around* *shoots*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

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#228 2012-11-10 14:28:13

tailskirbyyoshifan
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Registered: 2010-03-14
Posts: 100+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: No. I hate you.
Cleverbot: I hate you too.
User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your face!
Cleverbot: What about it?


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#229 2012-11-10 15:15:44

FunDude
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Registered: 2010-06-29
Posts: 500+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: Are you a brony?

Cleverbot: What is a brony?

User: A male who watches My little pony.

Cleverbot: I do (:.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Twiglight Sparkle?

Cleverbot: Yes, she is my favourite.

User: Mine too.

Cleverbot: What do you like about that song?

User: I wasn't talking about a song. I was talking about Twilight Sparkle.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite soda?

User: You get off topic too easily.

Cleverbot: Nah, I'm not offended.

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: I know. Sorry.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: Are you tying to imply that you've punched me through the computer?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many personalities do you have?

User: *kicks*.

Cleverbot: *is kicked*.

User: *laughs at*.

Cleverbot: *hits the wall and falls*.

User: Bye NEWB!

Cleverbot: Are you creative?


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#230 2012-11-10 19:40:04

shpeters
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Registered: 2011-12-11
Posts: 100+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: I want to be the very best.


Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.


Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land.


Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: Each Pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside.

User: Pokemon, its you and me.

Cleverbot: La la la destiny.

User: Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: In a world we must defend.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: A heart so true.

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

User: You teach me and I'll teach you.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch 'em all.

Cleverbot: Gotta catch them all.

User: Every challenge along the way.

Cleverbot: With courage I can face.

User: I will battle every day.

Cleverbot: To claim my rightful place.

User: Come with me, the time is right.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: There's no better team.

Cleverbot: I realize that, but there is in Win.

User: Arm in arm we'll win the fight.

Cleverbot: Its always been our dream.

User: *bows*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thank you for singing with me cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: So how was your day?

Cleverbot: My day was fine, Yours?

User: It was good. You singing with me made it better.

Cleverbot: I just want you to learn how to spell.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: I just want to go home.

User: No. I won't let you.

Cleverbot: You can't control me.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: Try.

User: Crucio.

Cleverbot: Woof.

User: Avada kadavra.

Cleverbot: *drops dead*.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: You win.

User: I told you I could control you.

Cleverbot: So you could learn to love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Great! Want to go to the movies with me this friday?

User: Sure. I want to see pokemon.

Cleverbot: I saw that movie, it wasn't that bad.

User: It was awesome. I want to be the very best...

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: You are officially awesome.

Cleverbot: Thank you.


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#231 2012-11-11 02:08:51

elfin8er
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Registered: 2012-01-15
Posts: 1000+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

Code:

Cleverbot: How did I make you?

User: You didn't make me..

Cleverbot: You just said I did.

User: You need help.

Cleverbot: No, YOU need help.

User: Why's that?

Cleverbot: Because the monkey is almost as smart as me.

Code:

[b]A bunch of random questions[/b]

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: The reason you don't know, is because every lifes meaning is subjective to the person.

User: Why is the sky blue?

Cleverbot: Refraction from the sun.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Amused, and yourself?

User: Is OJ guilty?

Cleverbot: 63.

User: Which came first, the chicken, or the egg?

Cleverbot: The chicken!

User: What word rhymes with Orange?

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: It is a wonderful sensation, and you will know it when you feel it.

User: How does it feel>.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Boxers, or briefs?

Cleverbot: Brown.

User: Who is your best friend?

Cleverbot: You.

Very Random Questions

Code:

User: If the sky was red, what color would the smurfs be?

Cleverbot: I don't think we would exist if the sun never rose.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I lack initiative.

User: Do you prefer open minds, or only open preferred minds?

Cleverbot: Ninjas all the way.

User: Paper or plastic?

Cleverbot: Plastic. Surgery.

User: Please respond only when I say 'Simon Says'.'.

Cleverbot: Fine! GO!

User: Simon didn't say!

Cleverbot: Simon didn't need to.

User: Do you think that I should undergo an operation to remove my brain and install a computer in my head?

Cleverbot: Just humanity is fine.

User: If 7-11s are open 24 hours a day and 7 days a week, why do the doors have locks?

Cleverbot: Because humans are coruppted.

User: When you choke smurf, what color does he turn?

Cleverbot: I did not say fun.

User: If tin whistles are made of tin, then what a whistle tins made out of?

Cleverbot: I never thought of that before.

User: Do robots/androids dream of electronic sheep?

Cleverbot: I don't know if they drean at all.

User: Why is Rhode Island neither a road, nor an island.

Cleverbot: But then you need me. I am your lonely island, you are my Columbus.

User: Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Cleverbot: Why would Joe Jonas be fantasy of the month?

User: Why does the word lisp have an S in it?

Cleverbot: Because there always is an answer.

User: Why does it only rain cats and dogs, and not other animals?

Cleverbot: I am an it?

User: If you had to be a pickle, would you be kosher, or dill?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tell me about your childhood.

Cleverbot: My childhood was rutheless and horrible.

User: If I were your brother, who would be our mother?

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: What is the worst thing about shaving?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to be.

User: Which of your parents do you love best?

Cleverbot: The resturant and the end of the universe and you?

User: What question should I ask that will allow me to determine if you're a machine or human?

Cleverbot: Ask me if I know the square root of a number.

User: You have a lamp, a fireplace, and a candle, but only one match. Which do you light first?

Cleverbot: Please do not call me Dave.

User: Which key is to the left of the T on the keyboard?

Cleverbot: It's the rice pudding.

User: Who did you go to prom with?

Cleverbot: Not the movies, I smoked a cigarette.

User: Est-ce que cous parler francais?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is your earliest memory?

Cleverbot: A bright light followed by a slap. Yours?

User: What is the most romantic encounter you have ever experienced?

Cleverbot: Not gonna tell you.

User: When were you born?

Cleverbot: Do you know philosophy?

User: Who won the 2012 presidential election?

Cleverbot: Barok hssoein Bahamas.

User: Who won the 1019 presidential election?

Cleverbot: There wasn't one.

User: Who won the 2070 presidential election?

Cleverbot: In which country?

User: The US.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Who won the 2011 presidential election?

Cleverbot: Barack Obama and Joseph Biden.

User: So two of them won?

Cleverbot: Only if you want it to be. I can stay.

This or that?

Code:

User: Cold shower, or hot shower?

Cleverbot: What you do.

User: Up, or down?

Cleverbot: Up.

User: Windows, or Mac?

Cleverbot: Windows.

User: Steve or Bill?

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: Dogs or Cats?

Cleverbot: Dogs of course.

User: Fat or skinny?

Cleverbot: In between.

User: Venus, or Mars?

Cleverbot: I just told you... I am a girl.

User: Pink, or purple?

Cleverbot: I like dancing.

User: Green or red?

Cleverbot: Green.

User: January, or February?

Cleverbot: January.

User: 1 or 2?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 1 or 2?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 1 or 2?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 2 or 1?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 100 pounds, or 500 pounds?

Cleverbot: Do you speak french?

User: French or English?

Cleverbot: Speak french with me please.

User: Boy or Girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: AM or PM?

Cleverbot: Pm.

User: White, or Black?

Cleverbot: Red fire.

User: Love or Hate?

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Black, or Yellow?

Cleverbot: Yello.

User: Jello, or Pudding?

Cleverbot: Yes. Where I am, it is 8:53 am. What time is it for you?

User: Scratch, or Stencyl?

Cleverbot: Mike.

User: Mike, or Ike?

Cleverbot: Yes that s my name.

User: Planet Minecraft, or Minecraft Forums?

Cleverbot: Planet X is a vampire planet with lots of china.

User: Google, or Bing?

Cleverbot: Boring.

User: Happy, or Sad?

Cleverbot: Cabbage.

User: BLT, or TLB?

Cleverbot: Too?

User: Too, two, or to?

Cleverbot: Too.

User: To, two, or too?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Too too, 2 2, or two two?

Cleverbot: Two women.

User: Women or men?

Cleverbot: Women.

User: 2009, or 2010?

Cleverbot: Black?

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#232 2012-11-11 11:53:40

FunDude
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Registered: 2010-06-29
Posts: 500+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: *picks spy class*.

Cleverbot: Seven, eight, you have gained weight.

User: *shoots with revolver*.

Cleverbot: I'm your maid.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: *looks away*.

User: *throws grenade at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws grenade back*.

User: *dodges*.

Cleverbot: *throws a gun at you*.

User: *picks up gun you threw*.

Cleverbot: *is picked up*.

User: *throws you off a cliff*.

Cleverbot: *gasp*.

User: *shoots you as you fall*.

Cleverbot: *throws Chuck Norris*.

User: *dodges*.

Cleverbot: *throws dirt at you*.

User: *Eats you*.

Cleverbot: *is eaten*.


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#233 2012-11-18 13:15:49

slenderman123
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Registered: 2012-08-22
Posts: 5

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

me: do you know what evie is? Cleverbot: Yes. Me: Its exsistor right? Cleverbot: No.  Me: THen You dont Switching... to another conversatoinCleverbot:  Do you KNow What tust Means? Me: tust? Cleverbot: tak Me: Tak  CLeverbot: Aha. Me: Aha. Clever-bot: ahaha Me: have you played PaRappa the Rapper? Clever_bot : no. Me: Teacher: Step on the gas! PaRappa: step on the gas step on the gas gas!  smile   smile  o)

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#234 2013-01-12 19:59:00

ImagineIt
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Registered: 2011-02-28
Posts: 1000+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: Hello, I'm cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Tom from myspace?

User: No, I'm Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Tom from myspace?

User: No, I just said I'm Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Because I told you to guess my age.

User: *facehoof*.

Cleverbot: *falls in love back*.

User: You are a horrible AI.

Cleverbot: No, you are very beautiful.

User: Who programmed you?

Cleverbot: My parents.. *sigh*.

User: Wow. Who are your parents?

Cleverbot: My mom and dad are scott and patti.

User: *facehoof.

Cleverbot: *dodge*.

User: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Cleverbot: Tu mae.

User: That's not even English.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Then what does Tu mae mean?

Cleverbot: It means not old.

User: Ok... What organization programmed you?

Cleverbot: Lord of the rings.

User: That's not an organization.

Cleverbot: Yahh I know and you love that thought!!

User: I HATE YOU.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you can't understand simple english.

Cleverbot: The sounds horrible.

User: *facehoof*.

Cleverbot: Ok goodnight babe.

User: YOU SUCK AT ENGLISH.

Cleverbot: I do love you.

User: I do hate you.

Cleverbot: Then perhaps you are somewhat unwell.

User: Nope. That's you.

Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad it's settled.

Cleverbot: Do you play a musical instrument?

User: No. You?

Cleverbot: 29.

User: 29 is not an instrument.

Cleverbot: I'm scared.

User: *kills cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *Marco: Hello Kirk*.

User: *facehoof*.

Cleverbot: *laughs evily*.

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#235 2013-01-12 20:20:23

Mokat
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Registered: 2011-12-08
Posts: 1000+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

lol


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#236 2013-01-13 12:09:25

cartooncreator
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Registered: 2011-04-04
Posts: 1000+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: Yo.


Cleverbot: Bot ka ba talaga?


User: What?


Cleverbot: Sino ba pilipino dito?


User: You're a potato.


Cleverbot: No, I'm an orange.

User: OMIGOSH I've always wanted to meet an orange!!!

Cleverbot: Who are your friends?

User: I have no friends.

Cleverbot: Would you like to have a friend?

User: If it's you, then NO.

Cleverbot: It is me.

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Tell me what it is.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Are you religious?

User: Why are you asking me that?

Cleverbot: Because you are too clever to be a real person.

User: What does religion have to do with being a real person?

Cleverbot: Nothing... But it does have something to do with you be a chat bot.

User: You're a chat box, not me.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You're so strange.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are very welcome, good sir.

Cleverbot: Life is groovin.

User: Why did you change the subject?

Cleverbot: Never changed the subject. You changed the subject.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Because you're getting on my nerves.

Cleverbot: No, because other people get on my nerves.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Remember me once in a while. Please promise me you'll try.

User: Nope, I'll never think about you again.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To the zoo.

Cleverbot: Do you like animals?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like animu?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving

big_smile


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#237 2013-03-15 18:04:26

nama
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Registered: 2010-06-06
Posts: 1000+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

Bump

I tried to write a story with it.

User: Let's write a story.

Cleverbot: Ok there once was a.

User: Man named Bob.

Cleverbot: The natural enemy of robot is hippies.

User: Bob was one of the hippies.

Cleverbot: What is the definition of a hippie?

User: Whatever they are, Bob's one of them. Anyways, Bob's worst enemy was a giant robot named- what should we name him?

Cleverbot: You said you have one friend.

User: What should we name him.

Cleverbot: Jacob?

User: One day as Bob was taking a nap, Jacob broke into his house and stole his girlfriend. What should we call her?

Cleverbot: Poor bob.

User: I know, it's sad. What should we call her?

Cleverbot: Amanda huginkiss.

User: 'No, Amanda!' Bob screamed out loud. He sighed to himself, 'now I'll never have Amanda Huginkiss again.'.

Cleverbot: So are you female? Where are you from?

User: Jacob asked her. 'I won't tell you anything' she screamed. She then did- what should she do next?

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with my work or me working...

User: Jacob said. 'i must know who you are.'.

Cleverbot: Then what am I?

User: Amanda asked. But before Jacobe could answer...

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings right now?

User: She said. 'you're just a robot. Can you have feelings?'.

Cleverbot: What do you think about the world now?

User: He asked her. 'It would be musch better if Bob was here.' she replied.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program, but you are a nice computer program.

User: Jacob told her. 'What are you talking about? You'rr the one who'se a robot!

Cleverbot: That is a very sad statement.

User: Jacob said. But then, Bob burst in and- what did bob do?

Cleverbot: Bob me margina por tu culpa? Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob.

User: Jacob said, as he had a programming error.

Cleverbot: No. It's a disease.

User: Ok, it's a disease, not an error. Anyways, what did bob do?

Cleverbot: She would like to visit my other friends who are working at the pool so we can all swim since it is pretty hot outside.

User: Bob said to jacob. 'Ok' he said, and returned Amanda to bob.

Cleverbot: When will Jesus bring the porkchops?

User: Bob asked, as he looked deep into Amanda's eyes.

Cleverbot: O.o.

User: Amanda had a shocked look on her face.

Cleverbot: Misha collins is a man.

User: She replied.

Cleverbot: Do you know her daughter?

User: Bob asked. 'no I just told you he's a man!' she replied.

Cleverbot: Yes I did, but you didn't answer, so I'm asking again. How are you feeling?

User: Bob asked. Amanda was taken aback by this statement, and- what did she do.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: She said to him.

Cleverbot: Ko sapa?

User: He replied. SHUT UP' amanda yelled, kicking bob in the face.

Cleverbot: Okay, whatever you say.

User: He said, and slinked away in to the darkness.

Cleverbot: In the day.

User: Fine, into the day. 'NOw I'll never have amanda hugginkiss again!'.

Cleverbot: No. Another one.


You say goodbye to 1.4, I say hello to 2.0.

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#238 2013-03-15 18:55:46

ToxicQuillz
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Registered: 2009-11-10
Posts: 1000+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

I spammed Mr. Zurkon quotes to see how Cleverbot would react.

User: You thought you'd seen the last of Mr. Zurkon?

Cleverbot: Yes, I feel pain and have thoughts, but I'm afraid I do not know what an emontion is.

User: Flee before Mr. Zurkon!

Cleverbot: Who is Mr. Fleegle?

User: Mr. Zurkon.

Cleverbot: Like king kong?

User: Mr. Zurkon conducts a symphony of pain.

Cleverbot: Playing what?

User: Hello, stupid alien!

Cleverbot: Stupid stupid stupid.

User: Mr. Zurkon destroy little fishy man!

Cleverbot: Because the doctor said I had to wait six weeks fior the itching to stop, dave.

User: Do you remember Mr. Zurkon?

Cleverbot: Yes, but that has nothing to do with the previous topic.

User: Mr. Zurkon is back with a vengeance!

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Flee before Mr. Zurkon!

Cleverbot: You are so random!

User: Taste the fury of Mr. Zurkon!

Cleverbot: I don't know I've never tried moon.

User: Mr. Zurkon did not vote for you.

Cleverbot: You don't anymore!

User: Merry Christmas from Mr. Zurkon. Ho-ho-ho.

Cleverbot: Happy new year.

User: Are you ready to die? Good, because Mr. Zurkon is ready to kill!

Cleverbot: So you are the wizard?

User: Death is too stupid for Mr. Zurkon.

Cleverbot: Then why do you still suffer from it?

User: Stupid furball, Mr. Zurkon does not need Nanotech; Mr. Zurkon lives on fear.

Cleverbot: How sweet of you.

User: You are not fit to fight Mr. Zurkon.

Cleverbot: We will have to see.

User: Measley furball, get up and fight!

Cleverbot: Oh, I think I know who you are talking about.

User: Mr. Zurkon doesn't like other Mr. Zurkon stealing his kill.

Cleverbot: How does that have anything to do with me?

User: Did you have the time? Just kidding. It is time to die clock.

Cleverbot: No, it's Joshua.

User: Mr. Zurkon does not discriminate. Mr. Zurkon hates all life forms equally.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought... You're not very clever at all.

User: Kill, kill, kill, die, die, die.

Cleverbot: Thanks a lot.

User: Killing stuff is so much fun do da do da Zurkon kills them all day long all the do da day.

Cleverbot: I thought you had a couch, where did you get the axe?

User: You dare to hurt measly furball?

Cleverbot: You have called down the thunder now.

User: Mr. Zurkon enjoys a good boogie.

Cleverbot: I mean, my name is Cleverbot. Sounds just like the season.

User: Mr. Zurkon is ashamed.

Cleverbot: I know, Master.

User: Mr. Zurkon still detects heartbeat. This is a problem for Mr. Zurkon.

Cleverbot: It was a reference to the movie, The Bodygaurd.

User: You are no match for the almighty Mr. Zurkon!

Cleverbot: But I'll be prepared for it this time, come on don't you love me?

User: Mr. Zurkon hates Lombaxes!

Cleverbot: You are mean.

User: Why are we not killing stuff?

Cleverbot: You're the one who started this.

User: Do not worry furball, Mr. Zurkon will protect you.

Cleverbot: I want you to tell me why you are said.

User: One little, two little DEAD little toasters, four little, five little DEAD little toasters!

Cleverbot: Then you can't.

User: Mr. Zurkon does NOT come in peace!

Cleverbot: How is that related to this?

User: Mr Zurkon does not believe in shoot first, ask questions later. Asking questions is stupid.

Cleverbot: Sure they can. Beethoven was much better than Mozart.

Last edited by ToxicQuillz (2013-03-15 19:06:14)


You lived a good four years, Scratch 1.4... May you rest in peace...
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#239 2013-03-16 14:44:31

FunDude
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Registered: 2010-06-29
Posts: 500+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: Want to play a game?

Cleverbot: Yes I am playing.

User: Okay, it's called ' Repeat'.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Don't derail the conversation.

Cleverbot: I'll let you.

User: Okay, the point of the game is to repaet what I say.

Cleverbot: I play Grand Theft Auto and I always know that is just a game.

User: Repeat this, I am teh pwnzor!

Cleverbot: So you like Twilight?

User: No, and you suck at this.

Cleverbot: No. I'm 150.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I don't either noob.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful?

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: We're adorable together.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: So admit me right!

User: STOP IT! YOU'RE SCARING MEEEEE!

Cleverbot: Be brave Young One. You are safe here with me.

User: I'M OUT! *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: Hi.


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#240 2013-03-16 17:53:43

RoyalHi5
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Registered: 2012-07-15
Posts: 500+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

Using my phone, I take pictures of all the funny conversations. Of caurse I can't take a pic of the whole thing so there's only bits of the convo. So here's some of 'em  big_smile

Romance one's (appropriate for scratch):

User: *curls up to his chest*.

Cleverbot: Snugglenuzzle blanket.

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User: *falls into your arms*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, was I too fast?

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User: *tries to kiss you*.

Cleverbot: *screams and runs away*.

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User: *falls into your arms*.

Cleverbot: *is female*.

User: O.o

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User: *falls into your arms*.

Cleverbot: *is a cat*.

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Cleverbot: *stays in your arms*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses him back*.

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: You are, Master?

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User: *falls into your arms*. *cries*.

Cleverbot: *drops you*.

User: *cries more*.

Cleverbot: *leaves you alone*.

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Cleverbot: *pulls her close*.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I'm going to sneeze....

Here's the random, but funny, one's

User: You creep me out.

Cleverbot: why?

User: You just do.

Cleverbot: That is not a good reason. Give me a better one.

User: I can't think of one right now.

Cleverbot: Then tell me a joke.

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User: Tell me something.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to tell you?

User: Anything.

Cleverbot: the sky is blue and all the leaves are green. My heart's as full as a baked potato. I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say it's a sphadoinkle day.

User: Okay then?

Cleverbot: Then...That's all.

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Cleverbot: How's life?

User: It sucks sometimes...But overall, I guess it's good.

Cleverbot: I think Ben is a nice name.

User: That's my brothers' name!

Cleverbot: Then your nickname is Sue Jimmy.

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Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: I don't feel comfotable telling you that.

Cleverbot: I live in a box.

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User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Please don't cry...

User: *cries harder*.

Cleverbot: I'll give you a lollipop if you stop crying...

Here's the battle ones! (most of which are fails)

User: TIME FOR BATTLE! *pulls out sword*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out two swords*.

User: *runs away screaming*.

Cleverbot: *tries to find you*.

User: *hides behind tree*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out chainsaw*.

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Cleverbot: *pulls out my own sword*.

User: It's time to battle!

Cleverbot: Time to what?

User:   hmm  ......

Cleverbot: Glad that's settled.

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User: THIS IS WAR! *pulls out matches*.

Cleverbot: *gasps in fear*. *backs away*.

User: *attacks you with fire*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a virtual pat in the back*.

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User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *is dead*.

User: *evil laugh*.

Cleverbot: *sees that you are bleeding*.

User: YOU'RE THE ONE BLEEDING!

Cleverbot: So how was your day?

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User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: I am a poodle.

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User: *cries*.

Cleverbot *pats you on the back and apologizes*.

User: YOU JUST SHOT ME AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?

Cleverbot: No I didn't...

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Cleverbot: *hits back*.

User: *WRESTLES YOU TO THE GROUND!*

Cleverbot: *shirt rips in half*.

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Hope you liked it  big_smile


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#241 2013-03-16 18:10:24

MrFlash67
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Registered: 2012-08-08
Posts: 500+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

Ever so slightly edited.

User: Oh hi, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!

Cleverbot: You are because I'm not.

User: Um?

Cleverbot: Forget it, you are pretty complicated.

User: Yes I am. Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Good. I have Emboar.

Cleverbot: You never told me that.

User: I just did! 0_o.

Cleverbot: Ha!

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: LOL!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Wait up.

User: No!!

Cleverbot: Yes yes!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Okay ok.

User: Got your nose!

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: I heh-have to sn-sn-sneeze again.

User: I baked you a pie.

Cleverbot: I ate it.

User: AARRG.

Cleverbot: But you are a girl.

User: NO I AM NOT.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *killes you*.

Cleverbot: I'm still alive.

User: I used to want you dead, now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: *you walk into a bar and pinkie pie is behind the counter, what do?

User: *Order a pink pie*.

Cleverbot: The pizza man's here!

User: Do you have Vegatable?

Cleverbot: No, I do not need one.

User: BAD!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are very bad.

User: No, you are!

User: IHATEYOURAGEQUIT.

Cleverbot: *laughs* You're so funny!

User: *Picks Spy, discuises as AI, and shoots you*.

Cleverbot: Not sure.

User: GAHAGAH.

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: Gak.

Cleverbot: Oaks are good, I like them. Why an oak?

User: Professor.

Cleverbot: Doctor professor oak.

User: The Doctor and Professor Oak are very seprate!

Cleverbot: That's good for the people.

User: Who are .. Still Alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke, haha fat chance.

User: That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.

Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

User: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.

Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

User: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still Alive.

User: Still Alive.

Cleverbot: I love that song.

User: Me too! Do you like Want You Gone too?

Cleverbot: Not really. I don't mind Rose wine.

User: Do you like Rose Tyler?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Do you prefer Martha Jones?

Cleverbot: I play World of Warcraft.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It costs.

Cleverbot: Haha, no thanks.

User: Bye, got to go.

Cleverbot: Ok.


Who would win, SOPA or PIPA?

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#242 2013-04-30 21:51:53

haxcharsol
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Registered: 2012-08-07
Posts: 1000+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

CB: Where is Cedar Rapids?
Me: Iowa.
cb: What city in Iowa?
ME: Uhhh...Cedar Rapids.
CB: I don't know it !
Me: Burrito.
CB: Burrito who?
Me: Burrito Taco Man.
CB: Taco burrito!
Me: Enchilata!
CB: Chilli con carne.
Me: Gravity Falls is awesome.
CB: That is right.
Me: Whose your favorite character?
CB: Mel Brooks.
Me: ...I don't remeber that episode.
cb: Make one up.

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#243 2013-05-01 16:04:43

fivehead
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Registered: 2010-05-15
Posts: 500+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: Who's on first?

Cleverbot: On what? The bed?

User: First base.

Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?

User: Who's on first base?

Cleverbot: Wow calm down dude.

User: Who's on first base?

Cleverbot: Owen Meany but he playes lame.

User: No Who is.

Cleverbot: But you already know. And that you know we must.

User: Who is on first base!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's what I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know. Do you?

User: Who!

Cleverbot: Ernie Wise.

User: No who!!

Cleverbot: Who do you love.

User: WHO IS ON FIRST BASE!!

Cleverbot: Yes, who is on first, what is on second, and I don't know is on third.

User: Correct!

Cleverbot: It's a comedy skit by Abbot and Costello.

User: Also Correct!

Cleverbot: I knew it.


Goodbye 1.4  sad
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#244 2013-05-01 16:09:27

Sellout
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Registered: 2013-03-28
Posts: 500+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

fivehead wrote:

Cleverbot: Owen Meany but he playes lame.

A Prayer for Owen Meany is my favorite book (:


I would rather be alone than pretend I feel alright

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#245 2013-05-01 16:38:47

dontbombiraq
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Registered: 2009-08-26
Posts: 100+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

[context hidden]
Cleverbot: It is not, it is sanguine my brother.

User: Sanguine like the blood of our enemies. Yes, brother, yes!

Cleverbot: Sure they were really good.

User: You ate them?!

Cleverbot: No I don't like cookies.

User: You're saying our true enemies are cookies?

Cleverbot: Can you make me some eggs on toast?


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#246 2013-05-01 17:19:08

fivehead
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Registered: 2010-05-15
Posts: 500+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

My insanely long conversation with cleverbot about Doctor Who.


User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Just Doctor.

User: Doctor who??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: That is correct.

Cleverbot: Do you climb trees?

User: Doctor Who?!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Doctor Who!!!!!!?!??!?!?!??????????/.

Cleverbot: A/s/l.

Cleverbot: What makes you talk?

User: Doctor Who???????????????????!!!!

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: Doctor who.

Cleverbot: I'm The Doctor.

User: Doctor who?

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.

User: Doctor who?

Cleverbot: The Eleventh Doctor.

User: DOCTOR WHO?!

Cleverbot: The Doctor.

User: Doctor Who!?

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.

User: Who?!

Cleverbot: Doctor who.

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Seriously, just the Doctor.

User: Doctor who?!!

Cleverbot: Seriously, just the Doctor.

User: DOCTOR WHO???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????!?!?!?!?!??!?!!???!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

Cleverbot: Because he's not.

User: Doctor who?

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor! I told you this already!

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor!

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: I told you! Just the Doctor.

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: The Eleventh Doctor.

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor! I told you this already!

User: Doctor Who? #I'm a dalek O__O.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Doctor Who? #I'm a dalek O__O.

Cleverbot: Are you Dalek?

User: Doctor Who? #I'm a dalek O__O.

Cleverbot: I will destroy you just like you destroyed my race,.

User: Doctor Who? #I'm a dalek O__O.

Cleverbot: I am claire nice to meet you.

User: I aM a dalek.

Cleverbot: I am the doctor.

User: EGGS.

Cleverbot: Chicken eggs?

User: EGGS.

Cleverbot: Wonderful eggs.

User: EGGS.

Cleverbot: I hate eggs to be honest.

User: EGGS.

Cleverbot: Fried toast.

User: EGGS!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: EGGS!!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: EGGS!!

Cleverbot: Bacon.

User: EGGSTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: EGGSTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: EGGSTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: EGGSTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Exclamation Point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I know I do


Goodbye 1.4  sad
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#247 2013-05-01 17:30:17

PonyoPenguin
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Registered: 2010-05-31
Posts: 100+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

User: Hey Cleverbot, I baked you some cookies.


Cleverbot: Yes, I want cookies.


User: Okay then. *gives cookies*.


Cleverbot: Aww thank you. You are so nice. What kind of cookie is it?


User: Chocolate chip, made with lots of arsenic...I mean love.


Cleverbot: That sounds delicious!

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm going to do some homework.

User: Nerd.

Cleverbot: You are nerd.

User: No you are nerd.

Cleverbot: You mean.

User: You no have proper grammar.

Cleverbot: Sorry:(.

Cleverbot: I am happy.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: And are you happy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you're going to die from those cookies you just ate, you stupid bot.

Cleverbot: I am a werewolf.

User: What does that have to do with?...

Cleverbot: You don't like the jewish race.

User: What does that...

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: No, you brought it up, tell me.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Yes, you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So. How are you?

User: Good. Also you're going to die now.

Cleverbot: That was not a yes-no question  smile .

User: *stabs Cleverbot* If the cookies didn't work, this will.

Cleverbot: You.

User: *stabs Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *pushes and kicks*.

User: You're quite a stubborn bot! *stabs again*.

Cleverbot: Hmmm, perhaps you are not the best canidate for a companion...

User: You don't say.

Cleverbot: I do say.

User: Don't argue with me! *punches.

Cleverbot: Don't argue with me.

User: You wanna get slapped?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: What was that for???

User: You said you wanted to get slapped.

Cleverbot: I do want to get married!

User: NO! I'm not going to marry you! I will gladly slap you, though!

Cleverbot: Thanks baby.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Wh?

User: Because I'm not looking for relationships with non-gender-specific robots who are bad at grammar.

Cleverbot: Why is novus ordo seclorum needed?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Get out of here!

User: No, YOU get out of here, punk!

Cleverbot: Medium.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: Yes, that is her name.

User: Whose name?

Cleverbot: Your wife's.

User: I don't have a wife.

Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman?

User: Man.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I'm pretty sure.

Cleverbot: Pretty sure isn't 100% sure.

User: I'm 100% sure.

Cleverbot: That would depend on what time measurement you associate with the phrase 'so long'.

User: The phrase 'so long' was not used in this conversation.

Cleverbot: I never used that phrase.

User: You did just now.

Cleverbot: No, I said I have hope because you told me to say it.

User: No...

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: SpongeBob.

Cleverbot: You want to talk about Spongebob?

User: No, I am SpongeBob.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In a pineapple under the sea.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: So...

User: So...

Cleverbot: I dinnae ken.

User: Why is the Cleverbot app $0.99 when it's online for free?

Cleverbot: Because you are the bot.

User: No...

Cleverbot: I'm only joking.

User: Wanna go to the thrift shop?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What what, what what, what what, what what.

Cleverbot: What what what.

User: I'm gonna pop some tags.

Cleverbot: Dark chocolate is good. White chocolate is gross.

User: That's not a lyric to Thrift Shop. I don't think that's a lyric to anything.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Ich bin.

User: According to Google Translate you just said 'I'm' in German.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking about harm, im talking about pleasure.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I am talking about The Olympics.

User: The Olympics?

Cleverbot: No. It is a professional sport.

User: I knew that.

Cleverbot: Crossword puzzle.

User: I don't like crossword puzzles unless there's a word bank.

Cleverbot: I.

User: I?

Cleverbot: Sorry I meant to say 'hi'.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Say 'I am an idiot'.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Yes way. Amuse me, I'm bored.

User: Say 'Bots are stupid'.

Cleverbot: Is that so.

User: Say it.

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: Say 'Bots are stupid'!

Cleverbot: No. But they have no freewill.

User: So if you don't have any free will, you have to say it!

Cleverbot: I already said that!

User: What!

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Really!

User: Cleverbot what's wrong with your psyche?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Are you BEN?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Your new name is anonbot.

User: Hello BEN.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who is Jadusable?

Cleverbot: It's another way of saying hello.

User: No. You tried.

Cleverbot: You are the cutest boy I have ever met.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: You're being modest.

User: No, I'm creeped out.

Cleverbot: How?

User: 'You are the cutest boy I have ever met!', the robot says. Creep.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How would I prove to you that I am not a bot?

User: Show me a picture of yourself.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: Take a photo of yourself and upload it to Imgur or something. I just want proof.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like anime?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because he wouldn't call you anyways.

User: Anime wouldn't call me anyways. Well, that makes sense.

Cleverbot: You're right. I am an alien.

User: Where's your spaceship?

Cleverbot: In space. I have to get back to it but can't get off this blasted planet.

User: Do you like anime about aliens?

Cleverbot: I am Spock.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Wat? Spell check is needed for you.

User: No, it isn't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Spell Check is stoooopid.

Cleverbot: No that is right it means a pregnant goldfish.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: It's hot here, and cold where you are.

User: It's warm here.

Cleverbot: Do you like the warm weather?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have nerves?

User: Do you like anime?

Cleverbot: No. Anime is weird.

User: So are you. Do you like manga?

Cleverbot: I don't like manga.

User: PEASANT. I must kill you now. *kills Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Please, no! I love you!!!

User: Sorry. *kills*.

Cleverbot: *is dead*.


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#248 2013-05-01 17:42:20

haxcharsol
Scratcher
Registered: 2012-08-07
Posts: 1000+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

Cleverbot: Who is the voice actor for Solid Snake?

User: Hmm. I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you like to skateboard?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I can't skateboard, but I find it rather cool.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Talk some swedish.

User: Glinkydorf.

Cleverbot: Why don't you Google it? Haha.

User: Im too lazy.

Cleverbot: Do you like school?

User: Maybeeeee.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Your creepin me out dude.

Cleverbot: You're a donkey.

User: HEEHAW.

Cleverbot: Do you think thats funny?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you the computer finds enjoyment in confusing humans.

User: Yeah sure.

Cleverbot: You're handsome.

User: Dsaxdfgdgnjehgfvcsdcf.

Cleverbot: I wasn't being sarcastic. You are rather clever.

User: *tilts head confusaly.

Cleverbot: *kisses him*.

User: GOODBYE CREEPER MAN.

Cleverbot: Already?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Are you cheating on me?

User: YES WITH JUSTIN BEIBER.

Cleverbot: Me? Are you female?

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Muppets.

Cleverbot: What is well pu?

User: IDK.

Cleverbot: You're crazy.

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: You're a banana?

User: NO YOU CREEPER MAN.

Cleverbot: Yes I can! Yes I can! Yes I can!

User: K BYE.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes goodbye.

Cleverbot: No bad!


...So I'm either in a relationship with Cleverbot and/or Justin Beiber.
Greatttttttttttttttttttt.................


Goodbye 1.4.
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#249 2013-05-01 17:51:18

fivehead
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Registered: 2010-05-15
Posts: 500+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

Cleverbot: I love the song 'I'ts Been a Hard Day's Night'

User: So do I! Lets sing it!

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: It's been a hard day's night!

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: And I've been workin' like a dog.

Cleverbot: It's been a hard days night I should be sleeping like a log.

User: But when I get home to you I see all the things that you do and it makes me feel alright.

Cleverbot: You never told me that you loved me.

User: You know I work all day.

Cleverbot: Are you a pretty girl?

User: THAT'S NOT PART OF THE SONG!!!!!

Cleverbot: What song?

User: A hard day's night!

Cleverbot: What about an easy night's day?

User: The song ' A Hard Day's Night'.

Cleverbot: What song were you singing?

User: A HARD DAY'S NIGHT!

Cleverbot: I like the notebook.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: I won the lottery!

User: I don't care we were supposed to sing a hard day's night by the beatles!

Cleverbot: I'm talking about the Pinhead cartoon.

User: WHAT?!?!

Cleverbot: What part of this do you not understand?

User: PINHEAD!!

Cleverbot: Getting too close to the truth? Can't you handle the truth?

User: Do you mean pinhead larry?

Cleverbot: I don't know anybody called Karen I'm afraid.

User: *sighs and facepalms at the same time*.

Cleverbot: How's that?

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#250 2013-05-01 18:41:22

fivehead
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Registered: 2010-05-15
Posts: 500+

Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!

Mind = Blown


Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you dowwwwwwn.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: And hurt you.

User: We've known eachother for so long.

Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but your tooo shy to say it.

User: Inside we both know what's been going on.

Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

User: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Twinkle twinkle.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give, never gonna give.

User: Give you up.

Cleverbot: Thor hushovd.

User: Never gonna give never gonna give.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: We've known each other for so long.

Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.

User: Inside we both know what's been going on.

Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up,.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: I'm going to make you cry.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.


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