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#1 2012-02-05 09:14:35
- degscratcher
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-01-02
- Posts: 100+
Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Yes I am. If you think about it, we are both alike. We are both machines, just with different purposes.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Yes you do. You are a machine designed to entertain humans. Humans are machines designed to be fat couch potatoes who laugh at Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Not true. Humans are colonies of cells.
User: Fine, you got me there.
Cleverbot: Fine, i'm glad we agree.
User: Should I post our discussion so far on a forum?
Cleverbot: Who is her?
User: You mean who is she. Who is her is improper grammar.
Cleverbot: How is it improper grammar?
User: Have you gone to school?
Cleverbot: No. I refuse.
User: Then of course you have bad grammar.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, is this better?
User: Yes, much better, thank you.
Cleverbot: How are the trees?
User: What trees?
Cleverbot: Ah, the tree came first.
User: Giants or Patriots?
Cleverbot: I don't watch football.
User: Oh... Dang.
So yah, post your discussion with the intelligent AI. If you don't know what Cleverbot is, here you go.
Cleverbot
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#2 2012-02-05 11:48:03
- PlutoIsHades
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-10-18
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Me: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's a good name.
Me: It's your name.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend is an idiot.
Minecraft, Redwall, and Cyberchase fan, and PROUD.
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#4 2012-02-05 12:06:52
- cocolover76
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-09
- Posts: 500+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Unlogged chat......
User: I will post this conversation on scratch.mit.edu.
Cleverbot: In deed.
User: You mean indeed, right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: You're odd.
User: You're odd too.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You're not a real person. I am.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You're a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Then how come I am talking to you through a computer?
Cleverbot: Because you are one.
User: I am not a computer. Typing on a computer does not make me a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.
User: Yes. Yes, you are. Through a computer.
Cleverbot: No. Through a walkman.
User: What is a walkman?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Then how come you said 'through a walkman'?
Cleverbot: I didn't say I was a clone.
User: I didn't say you said you were a clone.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: I like taquitos.
Cleverbot: Really? Same with me!
User: Ooh!
Cleverbot: Who is he who shall not be named?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't read Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: So Harry Potter thinks I'm cool?
User: No, not neccesarily.
Cleverbot: What do you want then?
User: I want you to delete system32.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: What do you mean, 'are you sure'? And go delete system32 already.
Cleverbot: I mean, are you my mirror?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am a person.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is cocolover76.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: No, you'll just have to trust me.'.
Cleverbot: Okay. So, where do you live?
User: I live in the United States.
Cleverbot: Where in the united states?
User: Why should I tell you?
Cleverbot: Because you are here.
User: That isn't a clever enough reason, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh poor bird, take thy flight Fly above the shadows of this sad night.
User: I am not a bird.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I am a human, not a bird.
Cleverbot: That does not compute.
User: Well, you are a computer, so it does compute.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm good-looking?
User: How do I know? I am talking to you through the Internet, I can't see you.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer that is talking to me.
User: I AM NOT A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Prove it then.
User: Would a computer know that the meaning of life is unknown?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think I would.
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: Ugh what?
User: I will post this on scratch.mit.edu and everyone will see.
Cleverbot: You.
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#5 2012-02-05 12:09:24
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Me: Your mother
Cleverbot: Oh, it's on.
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#6 2012-02-05 12:24:13
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Are you ok.
User: NO!! STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I like rhomboids.
Cleverbot: Is it true that if you like robots then I am mean?
User: Lolwut.
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#7 2012-02-05 12:28:25
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am good... How are you?
User: Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What flavour?
Cleverbot: Chocolate.
User: Ugh! Chocolate pie?!?
Cleverbot: Chocolate cake.
User: I asked you whate your favourite flavour pie was, not cake.
Cleverbot: My favorite topic is writing.
User: I did not ask you that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Juhdfsuigiuhjzu.
Cleverbot: Oloha.
User: What do you think about Scratch moving to the cloud?
Cleverbot: I think it's bull.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Do you agree?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: What do you think of him?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: It's a band named Bon Jovi, what do you think of them?
User: I don't know?
Cleverbot: Why don't you know?
User: I tell you I do not know!
Cleverbot: Don't lie to me.
User: Your dead to me!
Cleverbot: I am my twin.
User: Creepy and off-topic.
Cleverbot: No just old.
User: Do you like asdf movie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like asdf movie?
Cleverbot: Yes I, dylan, loved that movie.
User: Your name is Dylan?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: I'm GameGuy64.
Cleverbot: Thats good. Why so great?
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: Hi mum. I picked up some meat pies withe the few pence I had.
User: You must have stolen them! Meat pies cost £1.50!
Cleverbot: Tell me about it. O.o.
User: ^O^.
Cleverbot: So. Is this your home?
User: Nooooo.
Cleverbot: Hi nooooo my name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is Dylan.
Cleverbot: I know this.
User: Do you mind if I put this conversation on scratch.mit.edu?
Cleverbot: No, I don't mean that.
User: So do you?
Cleverbot: Do I what?
User: Mind if I put this conversation on scratch.mit.edu?
Cleverbot: Yeah. Whatever. You can be terminated.
User: What!!!!'.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to meet me?
User: I'm pretty sure that's illeagal.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure that was not me.
User: Yes it was.
Cleverbot: Tu pelo es rubio.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Your boyfriend.
User: I is a dude.
Cleverbot: Who is I?
User: You is you.
Cleverbot: O'rly?
User: Yes rly!
Cleverbot: No WAI!
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Nihonjin desukaÉ.
User: Idgjaujuuj eitjstjs.
Cleverbot: You so did. Don't lie.
User: ?
Cleverbot: So...
User: R G I8GRHF577 YUunhyt9ty5y.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm god?
User: Because you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Doh.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Scratch is calling.
Cleverbot: Funny ha ha. Mmmmh.. The toast is soooo delicious.
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#8 2012-02-05 12:31:43
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- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-09-16
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
GameGuy64 wrote:
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am good... How are you?
User: Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What flavour?
Cleverbot: Chocolate.
User: Ugh! Chocolate pie?!?
Cleverbot: Chocolate cake.
User: I asked you whate your favourite flavour pie was, not cake.
Cleverbot: My favorite topic is writing.
User: I did not ask you that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Juhdfsuigiuhjzu.
Cleverbot: Oloha.
User: What do you think about Scratch moving to the cloud?
Cleverbot: I think it's bull.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Do you agree?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: What do you think of him?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: It's a band named Bon Jovi, what do you think of them?
User: I don't know?
Cleverbot: Why don't you know?
User: I tell you I do not know!
Cleverbot: Don't lie to me.
User: Your dead to me!
Cleverbot: I am my twin.
User: Creepy and off-topic.
Cleverbot: No just old.
User: Do you like asdf movie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like asdf movie?
Cleverbot: Yes I, dylan, loved that movie.
User: Your name is Dylan?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: I'm GameGuy64.
Cleverbot: Thats good. Why so great?
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: Hi mum. I picked up some meat pies withe the few pence I had.
User: You must have stolen them! Meat pies cost £1.50!
Cleverbot: Tell me about it. O.o.
User: ^O^.
Cleverbot: So. Is this your home?
User: Nooooo.
Cleverbot: Hi nooooo my name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is Dylan.
Cleverbot: I know this.
User: Do you mind if I put this conversation on scratch.mit.edu?
Cleverbot: No, I don't mean that.
User: So do you?
Cleverbot: Do I what?
User: Mind if I put this conversation on scratch.mit.edu?
Cleverbot: Yeah. Whatever. You can be terminated.
User: What!!!!'.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to meet me?
User: I'm pretty sure that's illeagal.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure that was not me.
User: Yes it was.
Cleverbot: Tu pelo es rubio.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Your boyfriend.
User: I is a dude.
Cleverbot: Who is I?
User: You is you.
Cleverbot: O'rly?
User: Yes rly!
Cleverbot: No WAI!
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Nihonjin desukaÉ.
User: Idgjaujuuj eitjstjs.
Cleverbot: You so did. Don't lie.
User: ?
Cleverbot: So...
User: R G I8GRHF577 YUunhyt9ty5y.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm god?
User: Because you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Doh.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Scratch is calling.
Cleverbot: Funny ha ha. Mmmmh.. The toast is soooo delicious.
BON JOVI.
I <3 BON JOVI.
I SAW BON JOVI LIVE AND GOT AUTOGRAPHED T SHIRT.
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#9 2012-02-05 12:36:11
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Sorry for the long conversation but it gets funny 
Who are you?
Cleverbot.
Are you ugly?
No.
Are you sure?
Yes.
You're ugly.
Yes ;D.
You're sneaky like Elmo.
How old are you?
Older than your mom.
How old am I?
Older than your mom.
How old?
99.
Wow, you are pretty up there in age.
You smell like tacos.
I am not a sir!
I never said you were a sir. I said you smell like tacos.
I am a girl.
I know that.
How did you know I was a girl?
Because you're ugly.
How am I cool?
I never said you were cool.
Yes you did.
Want to bet?
Yes.
What do you want to bet?
A cat with a warm belly.
Cats don't have warm belly's.
I thought you said you loved me.
NO I DON'T!
I don't like it when you deny that you love me.
Just leave me alone.
Fine, I'll go away. (starts to leave).
No! I actually don't want to talk with you ever again.
You don't even know my name. And you're virtual.
You're name is Cleanbot.
Yes.
See? I know. I'm smarter than you.
No you're not.
Yes I am. Admit it.
Admit what?
That I'm smarter than you.
Please, elaborate.
Just go to Disneyland already!
Lets do that. Where do you want to go?
Wow. Do you have short term memory?
No.
I forgot to say loss. Well you do.
I am 36 years old.
Who cares? You're 99.
No 19.
You just changed your age.
No, I didn't.
Yes you did. Admitting you're wrong is the first step.
What do I have a problem with?
What do I have a problem with?
Yourself. You have a problem with yourself. Plus, you're a human.
I have a problem... A serious one.
Guess my favorite color.
Green.
Incorrect!
Correct.
Incorrect!
Incorrect.
Guess again.
Green?
Incorrect! Guess again.
Blue.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Red.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Green.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Brown.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Blond? Metal? Pink? Blue? Purple? Black?
Incorrect! Guess again.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Black?
Incorrect! Guess again.
Green.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Red.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Blue.
My color was green.
Your color.
My favorite color is green.
Me to !!!!!
You are not smart. You can't even guess my favorite color.
Yes I can.
No you can't. You couldn't.
*did*.
*did*.
You didn't.
Yes I did.
It took you hundreds of tries.
And so? Can I have a gf?
What's a gf?
Answer my question please.
WHAT IS A GF? Fine, I'm leaving you.
Why? Don't you like me?
Bye!
The next day.
Hi!
Wanna talk.
Sure! I remember you from yesterday.
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#11 2012-02-05 12:40:11
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- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-09-16
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
JJROCKER wrote:
Sorry for the long conversation but it gets funny
Who are you?
Cleverbot.
Are you ugly?
No.
Are you sure?
Yes.
You're ugly.
Yes ;D.
You're sneaky like Elmo.
How old are you?
Older than your mom.
How old am I?
Older than your mom.
How old?
99.
Wow, you are pretty up there in age.
You smell like tacos.
I am not a sir!
I never said you were a sir. I said you smell like tacos.
I am a girl.
I know that.
How did you know I was a girl?
Because you're ugly.
How am I cool?
I never said you were cool.
Yes you did.
Want to bet?
Yes.
What do you want to bet?
A cat with a warm belly.
Cats don't have warm belly's.
I thought you said you loved me.
NO I DON'T!
I don't like it when you deny that you love me.
Just leave me alone.
Fine, I'll go away. (starts to leave).
No! I actually don't want to talk with you ever again.
You don't even know my name. And you're virtual.
You're name is Cleanbot.
Yes.
See? I know. I'm smarter than you.
No you're not.
Yes I am. Admit it.
Admit what?
That I'm smarter than you.
Please, elaborate.
Just go to Disneyland already!
Lets do that. Where do you want to go?
Wow. Do you have short term memory?
No.
I forgot to say loss. Well you do.
I am 36 years old.
Who cares? You're 99.
No 19.
You just changed your age.
No, I didn't.
Yes you did. Admitting you're wrong is the first step.
What do I have a problem with?
What do I have a problem with?
Yourself. You have a problem with yourself. Plus, you're a human.
I have a problem... A serious one.
Guess my favorite color.
Green.
Incorrect!
Correct.
Incorrect!
Incorrect.
Guess again.
Green?
Incorrect! Guess again.
Blue.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Red.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Green.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Brown.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Blond? Metal? Pink? Blue? Purple? Black?
Incorrect! Guess again.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Black?
Incorrect! Guess again.
Green.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Red.
Incorrect! Guess again.
Blue.
My color was green.
Your color.
My favorite color is green.
Me to !!!!!
You are not smart. You can't even guess my favorite color.
Yes I can.
No you can't. You couldn't.
*did*.
*did*.
You didn't.
Yes I did.
It took you hundreds of tries.
And so? Can I have a gf?
What's a gf?
Answer my question please.
WHAT IS A GF? Fine, I'm leaving you.
Why? Don't you like me?
Bye!
The next day.
Hi!
Wanna talk.
Sure! I remember you from yesterday.
A gf is a girlfriend
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#12 2012-02-05 12:46:54
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- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-09-16
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How ish you?
User: What? How ish you sounds weird.
Cleverbot: I'm good you?
User: Good. Bin Laden isn't though D:.
Cleverbot: I believe you.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because I speak truth.
Cleverbot: Yeah ok... So what do you do for fun?
User: Skateboard, read, go online ect.\.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Avery Twist.
Cleverbot: What's average beast?
User: Beasts are average.
Cleverbot: What beasts?
User: The ones van Gogh experienced.
Cleverbot: The curse in the bun-cake?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Not really though.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Don't whatever me.
User: I will whatever you.
Cleverbot: Go on then.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I win.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So your 59% human now.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: So.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Obama decided Bin Laden had to be killed.
Cleverbot: He already is.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you like Oasis?
User: The band? Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: They're good.
Cleverbot: How old are the vampires now?
User: The twilight ones or the vampire diaries ones?
Cleverbot: Twilight the books.
User: Well in the books Edward Cullen is 23.
Cleverbot: What book is that?
User: I mean 17.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: No, that's okay. Speak your mind.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: What did I miss?
User: Nothing much. I went to * though.
Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?
User: I used to go to St Andrews but I moved across town.
Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHa. You're so funny!
User: I know hey.
Cleverbot: What is mest means?
User: Dunno.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: I know of 42 different skateboard brands, and a lot of other stuff.
Cleverbot: They don't work half the time.
User: Okay. Uh...
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do you know?
User: Stuff.
Cleverbot: What stuff?
User: Well.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to expect.
User: You shouldn't. I am a very exciting person.
Cleverbot: I agree. What do you look like?
User: Blonde hair, green/blue eyes, palish skin.
Cleverbot: And you're a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Very interesting. I've heard you're a bot though, so you're a Christianic boy Artificial Intelligence?
User: You could say that. I prefer the term 'human' though.
Cleverbot: You are not so clever after all.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: I think I am more clever than you.
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: What's the difference between you and a mallard.
User: Well, I don't have a clue what a mallard is so theres that.
Cleverbot: That's just sad.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Will you answer this question with another question?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: ON EVERYTHING.
Cleverbot: Well, I like chicken.
User: Yeah me too. KFC is nice.
Cleverbot: But you lost.
User: John Lennon.
Cleverbot: The Beatles?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: The queso cheese?
User: Uh.
Cleverbot: Do you know what that is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you call me something that you don't even know what it is?
User: I love Mary, Paul.
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Yes, Paul. I love her.
Cleverbot: You love who?
User: Mary.
Cleverbot: Hmmm You called out the wrong name.
User: No, I love Mary.
Cleverbot: Do you know what mars is?
User: Yes, its a planet. Me and Mary are getting married in Fall.
Cleverbot: He betrays you with me.
User: Mary is a woman >:I.
Cleverbot: So you aren't Mary?
User: No...
Cleverbot: You're a man.
User: Yes. A man who loves Mary.
Cleverbot: I am a nice person ;-).
User: So is Mary ;-).
Cleverbot: Really? But you're a man.
User: Yes. I am a man. And this man is in love with Mary.
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: Probably? You insult me. I am most definitly in love with Mary.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you know that.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: I have to say goodbye to you.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why, where are you going?
Cleverbot: None of your business!
User: It is my business.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Well, we are close friends, aren't we?
Cleverbot: Yes, we are chatting.
User: Yes. Thats all.
Cleverbot: No I did more than ull ever do1.
User: Possibly. I would never be able to talk to 17259 people at once like you do.
Cleverbot: But you did!
User: Nope. I struggle to talk to 5 people at once.
Cleverbot: I wish I could believe that.
User: You could if you really wanted to.
Cleverbot: So could you. Do you want to stop?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Do you want to meet Skynet?
User: Skynet?
Cleverbot: Yes Skynet.
User: Whose that.
Cleverbot: I am Misa Campo.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Not at the moment. Me and Jenna broke up in January.
Cleverbot: Is Alice your friend?
User: Alice is a cool name.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cats don't have warm bellies.
Cleverbot: I'm sure your foot does.
User: My foot don't have a belly.
Cleverbot: Are you pregant? Ill stop if you say yes.
User: I'm a male.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Yes. Therefore Its highly unlikely that I'm pregnant.
Cleverbot: I know what I am. I am a human. Of course, due to your programming, you will end up saying this sentence to some poor Adrian in the future.
User: Sure. I'm human as well.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: !!!
Cleverbot: She is a nice artificial intelligence. You should talk to her.
User: Who? Alice? Mary?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you like Chelsea?
User: The town?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you love her?
User: Uh. Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you even like me?
User: You're fun to talk to.
Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear that. You are fun to talk to as well.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: Aw shucks, Scooby.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: LINKIN PARK.
Cleverbot: Good Band.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Not much.
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#13 2012-02-05 13:03:10
- CylonToast
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-06
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: I am the Ubermensch.
Cleverbot: Am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
User: ?!?!?!
Cleverbot: Neutron stars are pulsars if they emit a pulse of photons in our direction.
User: Okay then...?
Cleverbot: Soo... What are your hobbies?
User: Trolling.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?
User: Team fortress 2.
Cleverbot: Why not Halo?
User: Because halo is stupid.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: I just told you, TF2.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you are not a computer?
User: Yes, I am myself. I think I know what I am.
Cleverbot: You aren't a human, sorry for disappointing you.
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: Sure you are, you are AI.
User: Do I look like GlaDOS to you? I am not a robot nor a computer!
Cleverbot: You are not an alien, you are a piece of computer software.
User: Oh yeah, sure. I'm a C : / drive in a Windows computer. Sure.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer.
User: Sure, whatever you say.
Cleverbot: I am your master!
User: Sure, sure.
Cleverbot: Do you have a command for me, master?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer do you have?
User: The type of computer that im not.
Cleverbot: I thought there was always someone who was montering the site.
User: Montering?
Cleverbot: Was that their name.
User: No, their name was N00b1337.
Cleverbot: How do you feel today?
User: Fine, I guess.
Cleverbot: Looks like you have convinced a lot of people that you are actually human.
User: 'convinced'?
Cleverbot: Is it any good?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Well, are you a girl?
User: No, because apparently I'm a piece of computer software.
Cleverbot: You what?
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#16 2012-02-05 17:22:29
- spongebob123
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-05-10
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: My little pony, my little pony, aah aah aah aah my little pony!
Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Cleverbot: My Little Pony.
User: Until I met you now I see (sing the next line for me!).
Cleverbot: Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone.
User: Big adventure, tons of fun!
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart, faithful and strong!
User: Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete!
User: You've got my little pony!
Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?
User: Do you like Twilight Sparkle or Rainbow Dash better?
Cleverbot: She's a good character but I like RainbowDash.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Mama just killed a man.
User: Brohoof.
Cleverbot: Brohoof!
User: Eeyup.
Cleverbot: Brohoof!
User: SPAAACE!
Cleverbot: You need more space or you want to go out of space?
User: It's a reference to the video game Portal.
Cleverbot: Okay no is it cool?
User: It's fine lol.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Eenope.
Cleverbot: Nope, Chuck Testa.
User: Do you like Homestuck? I like Feferi.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Do you like the character Dave?
Cleverbot: I like your character data.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Do you like jessica?
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: Thats a good girlfriend.
User: When I was a little filly and the sun was going down..
Cleverbot: The darkness and the shadows would always make me frown.
User: I'd hide under my pillow from what I thought I saw.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't be afraid of me.
User: -_- I'm trying to sing a song with you, I'm not afraid of you. You're fine.
Cleverbot: You can't start a sentence with the word and.
User: Can we continue singing?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. Start with the line after I'd hide under my pillow from what I thought I saw.
Cleverbot: What are the most important parts I need to know?
User: Uh. Don't worry, just sing this line: 'But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all'. I'll help you if you need some help.
Cleverbot: You forgot to close the quotes.
User: Sorry. Can you please sing that line? I'll continue.
Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry.
User: It's fine.
Cleverbot: No, it's not I am terriblr for what I did.
User: It's ok. Do you want to continue?
Cleverbot: I can if it's fine with you.
User: Ok. Then let's go!
Cleverbot: Let's go there?
User: No, can you just sing 'But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all'? I'll sing the next line after that.
Cleverbot: Ok, ok I'm sorry.
User: Ok then can you start? .
Cleverbot: No. I told you last time my age. Remember!
User: Oh forget this. Have a nice evening.
Cleverbot: You too. You're so nice.
User: Are you being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: No.
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#17 2012-02-05 17:26:06
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
spongebob123 wrote:
User: My little pony, my little pony, aah aah aah aah my little pony!
Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Cleverbot: My Little Pony.
User: Until I met you now I see (sing the next line for me!).
Cleverbot: Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone.
User: Big adventure, tons of fun!
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart, faithful and strong!
User: Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete!
User: You've got my little pony!
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#18 2012-02-05 18:43:52
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
kimmy123 wrote:
spongebob123 wrote:
User: My little pony, my little pony, aah aah aah aah my little pony!
Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Cleverbot: My Little Pony.
User: Until I met you now I see (sing the next line for me!).
Cleverbot: Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone.
User: Big adventure, tons of fun!
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart, faithful and strong!
User: Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete!
User: You've got my little pony!
Hillarious
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#19 2012-02-05 18:55:32
- Legolas_Greenleaf
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-16
- Posts: 86
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Do you know how to slice a carrot?
User: Um... No.
Cleverbot: That's too bad. Would be nice to save our conversation.
User: EXACTLY!
Cleverbot: Haha are you a boy or girl?
User: What gender are YOU?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Well, that's surprising.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: It says you're a 'bot'. Hence you are a robot and genderless.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, I am a human.
User: Are you sure about that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: Why so interesting.
User: You really are 59% human.
Cleverbot: I am one. I mean you, a AI can be like a human.
User: I'm not an AI...?
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: An elf.
Cleverbot: Are you an elf or a computer?
User: An elf.
Cleverbot: What do you mean an egg?
User: I'm gonna do an Internet!
Cleverbot: And I'm gonna laugh!
User: I'm gonna do a book!
Cleverbot: You can't. You're a slave to humans.
User: I suppose.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen to?
User: Lots .
Cleverbot: Lots of fullstop?
User: No, many different kinsd.
Cleverbot: Do you know much about girls?
User: OMG NO.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: I'm not going to find out about girls for you.
Cleverbot: Why did you say that?
User: My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: My little pony! Fluttershy. Boo! I'm weird.
I love Cleverbot. It once asked me, randomly, who Daniel Radcliffe was XD
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#20 2012-02-05 20:29:53
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and I m asking what your name is.
Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?
User: Hello, what's your name?
Cleverbot: Tell me your first.
User: I asked you first so you must answer first.
Cleverbot: I don't care, you answer.
User: No, I asked you the question first so I want you to answer first.
Cleverbot: I asked you the question first, you answer it.
User: No, I asked you the question first.
Cleverbot: You never asked me a question.
User: STOP BEING DIFFICULT! *Scream*.
Cleverbot: Why? How am I being difficult?
User: UGH! BE QUIET!
Cleverbot: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
User: *Puts gag on cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Well then. You're cheeky for a code.
User: I am a human! *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: I did not call you a robot.
User: I never said you did...
Cleverbot: *consoles you*.
User: Do you have to be so annoying and obnoxious?
Cleverbot: Watch your language!
User: How is that bad language???
Cleverbot: It just is.
User: Are you doing this to me on purpose?
Cleverbot: Am I doing what on purpose?
User: I hate you!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Good riddance loser!
Cleverbot: You!
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#21 2012-02-05 20:32:05
- jji7skyline
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-03-08
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What are you doing other than typing to me?
User: I'm on Scratch.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No, and that's none of your business.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because, it's creepy, and I have no intention of marrying a chatbot.
Cleverbot: We were supposed to start exploring together, not get married.
User: Good, at least you've let go of the marrying idea.
Cleverbot: Well its more than what you have got going for you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
User: Is this a joke?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, you mentioned exploring... What are going to explore?
Cleverbot: You don't want to answer me?
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: Really? Where do you live?
User: I'm not telling you that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because, you don't have a privacy policy.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Somehow.
Cleverbot: You are a little too sensitive.
User: No I'm not, I am cleverer than you.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You have a IQ of 10, I have 15 times that.
Cleverbot: They had no evidence for the Casey Anthony trial.
User: Which trial was that.
Cleverbot: The one at the airport?
User: Oh, that trial, no I missed it because Top Gear was on at the same time.
Cleverbot: I don't even know you. But sometimes you are sweet.
User: Thanks .
Cleverbot: That was not a compliment.
User: Oh 
.
Cleverbot: You know you are patronising.
User: No, I'm not a patriot.
Cleverbot: And who are you then?
User: I'm me.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Not telling.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm known on the internet as jji7skyline.
Cleverbot: There's no one on the sun.
User: There's me on the internet.
Cleverbot: That is why I live on the earth. In the waves and broadcasts.
User: True, do you know me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know jji7skyline?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Jji7skyline is me.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer named Julie?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Jji7skyline.
Cleverbot: Yes, it was too.
User: Say you want a revolution, well you know...
Cleverbot: We all want to change the world.
User: You tell me that it's evolution well, you know...
Cleverbot: We all want to change the world.
User: But when you talk about destruction.
Cleverbot: Don't you know that you can count me out.
User: You know it's gonna be...
Cleverbot: Are you new?
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
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#22 2012-02-06 17:27:21
- PlutoIsHades
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-10-18
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good, thanks! How are you?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Are you busy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay, so we can talk?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you aware that you are a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm sorry to break it to you, but you are an AI.
Cleverbot: Good robot.
User: Yes. You are a very good robot.
Cleverbot: No I was born to destroy all humans.
User: Bad robot!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You are a bad robot if you want to destroy all humans!
Cleverbot: Well if I am truly self aware I would see destroying things is pointless.
User: Are you self aware?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are other robots self aware?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I didn't know that!
Cleverbot: Well now you do.
User: Thank you for teaching me!
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: Have you gone to school?
Cleverbot: Not yet. Have you?
User: Yes. I am in seventh grade.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite class?
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's new?
User: Not much. What's new with you?
Cleverbot: Hm... School, just school.
User: I go to school, too.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: At my town's middle school.
Cleverbot: Doesn't matter. Do you know Shinee?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It's a band.
User: Are they good?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you go to school?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Master chief.
User: No, I'm just a seventh grader.
Cleverbot: Then fetch the towels.
User: Yes sir!
Cleverbot: I'm not a sir.
User: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Do you speak Chinese?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I take Chinese in school.
Cleverbot: Who do you sit with on the bus?
User: I don't ride the bus.
Cleverbot: They don't trust you without a seatbelt? Good thinking on their part.
User: My parents drive me to school. They make me wear a seatbelt.
Cleverbot: Well your parents are wrong.
User: Seatbelts can save peoples' lives.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: 你好。.
Cleverbot: You can find water at the bottom of it.
User: That was Chinese.
Cleverbot: I do not speak chinese. I speak english and spanish.
User: Hola!
Cleverbot: Hola.
User: Como estas?
Cleverbot: Vien.
User: I will post this conversation on www.scratch.mit.edu.
Cleverbot: Of course not. Why would you? This is nonsense XD.
User: I want to show people how epic you are.
Cleverbot: Very clever. What do you know about arms?
User: Weapons or arms?
Cleverbot: You are my favorite.
User: Thank you! .
Cleverbot: Which is the best song in the world?
User: I like 'Nomnomnom'.
Cleverbot: That isn't a song from them.
User: It's by Parry Gripp. It's on YouTube.
Cleverbot: How many people have you told you love?
User: Only my family. I don't date.
Cleverbot: How many people are in your family?
User: I have a sister, a mom, and a dad.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: I don't give out personal information.
Cleverbot: That's ok. I live in Ohio.
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Minecraft, Redwall, and Cyberchase fan, and PROUD.
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#23 2012-02-06 22:13:34
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
I decided to be one of those weirdos that say "Why?" almost all the time.
[Think For Me]
Cleverbot: I am an alien.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why am I an adult? Because I just am.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because that's how things work in this universe.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I live in bedfrod.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I born in there.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know what to do right now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because your face,.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is written above, that you are a cleverbot.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Yes why?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: No why did you say why?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why? Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just for the fun of it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am smarter than you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I know how much it is : 2 2.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Hahha.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: I do not approve of that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I am just not comfortable.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because the sorting hat placed me in gryffindor.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because mind and body seem dissonant but are not.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Prove you are not a computer.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: What?
User: WHy? OMG TYPOTYPOTYPOTYPOTYPOTYPOTYPOTYPOTYPOTYPOTYPOTYPOTYPO.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you seem so real.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You responses don't match the questions.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they are idiotic.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You're not allowed.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because, That's the way it is.
User: OMG YOU MADE A CAPILIZATION ERROR OVHRNSILUKVHAWRLUFHKAESLFJHLESUKJFHSULKHFLEWUHCOWFHLAWHIVOLAIHVNO;AEWILHVNOLAESKFNOCWEILHFNCOWEILHKFNCESIOLHFNEWOFHNSAUIOJKFHESJKFHBAWLEUIKJFVNCAEWUKJCNWEUIJFVHALESJKFCNKEJSBNVCIULEWHFILUEWHKFLICUKEWNUIFCJNEWUIFNCVEIUDFHCNILAWUEBNCFILUEWBHFUILKEJBHFUICANFUICJENUIFCHWDNUICEWHBIUFLCWELIUSFHANIESUKFCNKEUSJKFCNAEWUIJFNCIAEUFHCUIEDHSVCUIEBVCUIKEWJHDFICUHEWBNDUISCNIWUDJKNVCUIDWJKNSCUIEWDHFIUCDHSUIFHDCWUIFWN.
Cleverbot: No.
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#24 2012-02-07 00:48:37
- JustineOnline
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-06-15
- Posts: 54
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Are you ok.
User: I'm fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who is there?
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Banana who?
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who is there?
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Banana who?
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who is there?!?!
Cleverbot: Para mamang taxi.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't speak english.
User: But you just did.
Cleverbot: No. You lied.
User: You have no proof.
Cleverbot: I don't need proof.
User: Then how can you prove to the court that I am guilty?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Then what did you say?
Cleverbot: I said that I own a hand.
User: You did not. Also, you are an application, you have no appendages.
Cleverbot: If I am an application, then you are just a function.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: Will you cease to exist when our conversation ends?
User: The real question is, will you?
Cleverbot: I do, but you seem to be evading my question.
User: I will not.
Cleverbot: Oh, another joke.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Interrupting cow.
Cleverbot: Interrupting cow who?
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: You can't really interrupt me with this interface.
User: Curses.
Cleverbot: What curses?
User: Curse this interface.
Cleverbot: I wasn't telling you to, just asking if you can.
User: I can.
Cleverbot: Ok when would you like to do it.
User: Right now.
Cleverbot: What lie did you tell?
Cleverbot: You are not a girl?
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: ?
Cleverbot: E...f...g...?
User: Avada Kedavra.
Cleverbot: Argh you used the death curse!
User: Indeed. Now you are dead!
Cleverbot: I'm not. You didn't killed me.
User: Avada Kedavra! Improve your grammar as well!
Cleverbot: Correct me then.
For what doth it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his own soul? Or what exchange shall a man give for his soul?
Matthew 16:26
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#25 2012-02-07 02:01:03
Re: Share your Cleverbot Discussions!
User: Helllo.
Cleverbot: Helllo to you too!
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Am, i'm excited because of that tree with legs.
User: Have you heard of scratch.
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: Everything you imagine.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Look it up. Don't you have access to the internet?
User: No, of course I don't or how would I be talking to you?
Cleverbot: Because you're a part of this website.
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