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Nintendoandfriends wrote:

Lolkid332 wrote:

samid11 wrote:

Because Pinkie and Fluttershy are BEST.

HERE YA GO SIR

[long pasta]

CLIFFHANGER

Exactly what I said.
He posts the FlutterJeff pastas on my forum, too. I'm still trying to find out which forum he posts them in FIRST... 

@samid11: GAAAH SHIPPING

Last edited by Sausagefanclub (2012-06-02 20:14:45)

Sausagefanclub wrote:

Nintendoandfriends wrote:

Lolkid332 wrote:

HERE YA GO SIR

[long pasta]

CLIFFHANGER

Exactly what I said.
He posts the FlutterJeff pastas on my forum, too. I'm still trying to find out which forum he posts them in FIRST... 

@samid11: GAAAH SHIPPING

I post the pastas on yours first.


YAY POPULARITY 

Twilight was flipping through the pages of a Daring Do book. Her mind was completely focused on the book, and nothing else, such as Fluttershy looking through the window, holding a bloody knife and licking her lips. Twilight read the book for approximately an hour and 32 seconds before she shut it. and went to bed. Fluttershy was so hungry she had tried licking the blood off her knife. Unfortunately she had only succeeded in giving herself a cut on her tongue, which she could then taste blood. It was sort of successful. 

Fluttershy couldn't wait any longer. She climbed down the chimney and went into Twilight's bedroom. She stopped and stared at the defenseless unicorn. She started to think of ways that she could get some more fun than usual out of killing Twilight Sparkle. Then she had the perfect plan. She pushed Twilight out of bed, and she hit the floor with a thud on her head, breaking her horn in half. Fluttershy then whispered, "Hi, Twilight." and stabbed her in the hoof, putting her hand over her mouth.
"I'm working on my grin. Like it?" Fluttershy showed her blood-red teeth in a smile that stretched all the way around her mouth.
"Fluttershy..." Twilight was groping her hoof where Fluttershy had stabbed her, sobbing lightly.
"My name... is not... Fluttershy." Fluttershy tried to stab her, but Twilight somehow stopped her.


"Please... Fluttershy." Fluttershy was stunned. What would happen if she joined her friends? They obviously wouldn't forgive her for killing Rarity and Opal. Would she kill Twilight now and have no hatred put upon her? Or could she spare Twilight and meet her friends? Of course she could just kill them them then.
"Okay, I'll g-go." Fluttershy helped Twilight up and followed her. Twilight waslimping slightly. When they got to the door, Fluttershy stabbed Twilight in the back.

Time for a feast!


Okay, who next?

Sausagefanclub wrote:

Lolkid332 wrote:

Sausagefanclub wrote:

Exactly what I said.
He posts the FlutterJeff pastas on my forum, too. I'm still trying to find out which forum he posts them in FIRST... 

@samid11: GAAAH SHIPPING

I post the pastas on yours first.


YAY POPULARITY 

Yayz, I get exclusive first looks. 
Although you probably post them here less than a minute afterward, so it's not much of an advantage. 

Lol yeah i{m on a tab at version xD
Btw im not doing applejack or lenona, im not the dude to mess with a country pony or an awesome dog

Nintendoandfriends wrote:

Lolkid332 wrote:

Sausagefanclub wrote:

Yayz, I get exclusive first looks. 
Although you probably post them here less than a minute afterward, so it's not much of an advantage. 

Lol yeah i{m on a tab at version xD
Btw im not doing applejack or lenona, im not the dude to mess with a country pony or an awesome dog

Thank god. But that means...
DASHIE. 

I dunno... Lolkid's signature seems to say otherwise.
Derpy's the one I'm concerned for. Her walleyed vision is already troubling enough for her.

Lolkid332 wrote:

Lolkid332 wrote:

The carrot hit Fluttershy in the face for the 48th time today. She sighed and set a carrot in front of Angel.
"Oh, please, um, Angel, just take a bite." Angel kicked the carrot away yet again while Fluttershy
"Just two bites?" Angel refused.
"Just one?" The bunny refused.
"Just a tiny nibble? For me?" Fluttershy put on her pleading eyes, but Angel just walked away. Fluttershy flew to get her and set her on the floor again in front of the carrot. Angel spit on the carrot and kicked it away for the 50th time.
Fluttershy was losing patience. Her left eye and right wing were twitching as she walked over to get a different carrot and bring it back to the defiant bunny.
"Take... a... BITE." Angel noticed her change in attitude as she set the carrot down.
Angel stuck out her tongue and tried to hop away, but something grabbed her. IT WAS SLENDYFluttershy was standing behind her and picked her up.
"YOU WILL EAT THE CARROT!" She yelled at the bunny, causing all the other animals to peer out of their homes to check what was happening. Fluttershy flung Angel over to the couch, where she landed on her back, stunned by what just happened. Fluttershy grunted, got the carrot, and threw it at the couch. Angel dodged the carrot and gaped at Fluttershy, along with all the animals.
"EAT IT, ANGEL!"
Angel still was defiant. Fluttershy rushed her and everything went black.


   Angel woke up hanging from the ceiling upside-down.
Fluttershy was standing at the far corner of the room pacing. Her eyes were bloodshot and she was laughing manically. She noticed that Angel was awoke, and said in a creepy voice, "Will you eat the carrot NOW?"
Angel gulped and slowly shook her head no. Fluttershy came over and slapped the bunny. Angel shrieked in terror as Fluttershy let out a laugh in only a way that an insane unstable mental hospital escapee could speak in. It it also sounded strained and sad. It sounded like she was being forced.
Fluttershy trotted over to a table Angel had never seen and pulled out a knife and walked over to Angel. Fluttershy carefully aimed the knife at the tip of Angel's ears and slowly but surely cut through the ear. Angel moaned like only a bunny can moan and wiggled. Fluttershy ended up cutting her whole ear off too quickly.
"Now now, Angel, I want you to be fresh and last long, okay. And I don't want the ears to be uneven." She trotted over to a box and opened it. Angel could see bloody rabbit ears sticking out. Fluttershy grinned evilly and whispered, "They wouldn't be good for my collection."
Angel couldn't speak(duh, she's a bunny :P). Or move. She was terrified. She was paralyzed until Fluttershy came over and  carefully slowly sawed off her toes.
The pain coursed through her leg until she jerked her leg forward and hit her square in the nose. She yelled and flailed her arm and sliced Angel in the back of the head. Soon Angel could feel herself drifting off. Then she blacked out.

   She woke up with a shock. She could see her fur standing up on end. She coughed out something unidentified. Fluttershy was holding a bowl that was steaming hot. "Mmmmm, rabbit soup." She grabbed Angel off the rope and dunked her in the broth. The bunny had given up all hope of escape. She felt herself burning, burning, burning, until she was lifeless.

hours later, Fluttershy was in the bathroom washing her face. She was grinning. But then she had a better idea to be able to smile longer. All she needed was a knife and a lighter.

You like?

GO TO PIKA!

Lolkid332 wrote:

Nintendoandfriends wrote:

Lolkid332 wrote:

Lol yeah i{m on a tab at version xD
Btw im not doing applejack or lenona, im not the dude to mess with a country pony or an awesome dog

Thank god. But that means...
DASHIE. 

No, Trixie.

Oh.
This next part won't be sad then, seeing I haven't gotten that far into the series, and therefore have no idea who trixie is. 

Trixie was in town. Everypony groaned while Troxie performed cool magic, The only people that were clapping were Snips and Snails.
Fluttershy was watching from the trees, making a mental note to kill Snips and snails next. Trixie eventually gave up and went to a tent she had set up. Fluttershy took this as the perfect chance to strike.

Trixie sighed. Ponyville didn't appreciate her magic. They only appreciated that freak Twilight Whatever's magic. She didn't do anything good! Speaking of which, Twilight wasn't there today. She thought and read until night, when she drifted off to sleep.

She awoke to a hoof covering her mouth, and a strange voice laughing. She opened her eyes wide and instantly used magic to fling a bag at Fluttershy, who didn't care and stabbed Trixie in the ear, pinning her to the ground, gasping. Fluttershy then grabbed the knife and sawed Trixie's horn off, then attacking Trixie with her own horn. When she was sputtering blood and couching, Fluttershy then stabbed her in the chest and tore pieces of her legs and had dinner.

the story papercuts is a little bit scary.

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i cant think of anything for my signature.

Last edited by Lilcat22 (2012-06-02 21:35:06)

Snips was playing tag with a tree.
He kept tagging it, and when it wouldn't run after him, he got mad. Soon enough he just completely rammed himself into th tree, where he fell unconscious. Fluttershy saw this and noticed the chance to stike. She then dragged him to the old abanodned treehouse.


Snips woke up to the sight of a terrifying pony with a cut on it's face, a badly burnt face and supposed fake bloodshot eyes with a bloody grin. Fluttershy pushed a metal box over and chose a saw out of it. She glared at the pony, and suddenly got a great idea to have more fun.
"Just a taste test..." Fluttershy sawed off part of the pony's knees and popped it into her mouth.
"Mmmmm, crunchy. Could use more flavor." Snips felt everything fade to black as Fluttershy cut off his hooves.

   Snips woke yet again to the sound of a zap and an electrical charge. He felt like his insides were boiled.
"It's rude to fall asleep when you're dinner. How would you like it if your turkey just went to sleep?" She ripped the duct tape off his mouth and went over the the metal box. Snips could hear it close through his dizziness.
"Perfect!" Snips could see the pony holding a bloody knife. She trotted over to him and carved a smile all the way around his head, while tears rolled down his cheeks. Suddenly, Fluttershy said,
"I'm bored. Sweet dreams!"
Then she stabbed him in the forehead and had the best dinner yet.

FunDude wrote:

Lolkid332 wrote:

Snips was playing tag with a tree.
He kept tagging it, and when it wouldn't run after him, he got mad. Soon enough he just completely rammed himself into th tree, where he fell unconscious. Fluttershy saw this and noticed the chance to stike. She then dragged him to the old abanodned treehouse.


Snips woke up to the sight of a terrifying pony with a cut on it's face, a badly burnt face and supposed fake bloodshot eyes with a bloody grin. Fluttershy pushed a metal box over and chose a saw out of it. She glared at the pony, and suddenly got a great idea to have more fun.
"Just a taste test..." Fluttershy sawed off part of the pony's knees and popped it into her mouth.
"Mmmmm, crunchy. Could use more flavor." Snips felt everything fade to black as Fluttershy cut off his hooves.

   Snips woke yet again to the sound of a zap and an electrical charge. He felt like his insides were boiled.
"It's rude to fall asleep when you're dinner. How would you like it if your turkey just went to sleep?" She ripped the duct tape off his mouth and went over the the metal box. Snips could hear it close through his dizziness.
"Perfect!" Snips could see the pony holding a bloody knife. She trotted over to him and carved a smile all the way around his head, while tears rolled down his cheeks. Suddenly, Fluttershy said,
"I'm bored. Sweet dreams!"
Then she stabbed him in the forehead and had the best dinner yet.

When will Fluttershy die?

Shhhh... I can't spoil it yet. We sstill have Snails on our hitlist.

Lolkid332 wrote:

FunDude wrote:

Lolkid332 wrote:

Snips was playing tag with a tree.
He kept tagging it, and when it wouldn't run after him, he got mad. Soon enough he just completely rammed himself into th tree, where he fell unconscious. Fluttershy saw this and noticed the chance to stike. She then dragged him to the old abanodned treehouse.


Snips woke up to the sight of a terrifying pony with a cut on it's face, a badly burnt face and supposed fake bloodshot eyes with a bloody grin. Fluttershy pushed a metal box over and chose a saw out of it. She glared at the pony, and suddenly got a great idea to have more fun.
"Just a taste test..." Fluttershy sawed off part of the pony's knees and popped it into her mouth.
"Mmmmm, crunchy. Could use more flavor." Snips felt everything fade to black as Fluttershy cut off his hooves.

   Snips woke yet again to the sound of a zap and an electrical charge. He felt like his insides were boiled.
"It's rude to fall asleep when you're dinner. How would you like it if your turkey just went to sleep?" She ripped the duct tape off his mouth and went over the the metal box. Snips could hear it close through his dizziness.
"Perfect!" Snips could see the pony holding a bloody knife. She trotted over to him and carved a smile all the way around his head, while tears rolled down his cheeks. Suddenly, Fluttershy said,
"I'm bored. Sweet dreams!"
Then she stabbed him in the forehead and had the best dinner yet.

When will Fluttershy die?

Shhhh... I can't spoil it yet. We sstill have Snails on our hitlist.

GO TO PIKA!

Now killing Spike.

Fluttershy walked in the door of Twilight's house. Somepony had left a trail of blood upstairs.
Of course, Fluttershy followed it , occsionally licking the floor to quench her thirst. The trail led to Spike's bed. Spike was in it, his eyes horribly deformed. Fluttershy snuck up on him and stabbed him in the head, watching him fall the ground dead. She got her knife ready for her first dragon ever. I hope it's tasty!