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imnotbob wrote:

But I learned I have to have a licence to do it at a university.

Then don't do it at a university, do it somewhere else.

imnotbob wrote:

zippynk wrote:

imnotbob wrote:

But I learned I have to have a licence to do it at a university.

Then don't do it at a university, do it somewhere else.

I have to do it at a university, since the experiment could potentially harm them.

well buy some pet hamsters
and "accidentally" spill some coffee into their cage

jk 

imnotbob wrote:

jslomba wrote:

imnotbob wrote:

I have to do it at a university, since the experiment could potentially harm them.

well buy some pet hamsters
and "accidentally" spill some coffee into their cage

jk 

Hamster's got the jitters!

well
on a more serious note
maybe you could try it on some bugs
who really cares if you kill bugs

imnotbob wrote:

jslomba wrote:

imnotbob wrote:

Hamster's got the jitters!

well
on a more serious note
maybe you could try it on some bugs
who really cares if you kill bugs

lolewbugs
I hate bugs :p
But I don't think bugs could run a maze.
The plan (was):
Get 2 hamsters
Construct 2 mazes, both the same.
Make the hamsters run them.
See how long each took.
Give the more intellegent one caffeine.
Make them run the mazes again.

what about hex bugs
they can run mazes
except the coffee would probably mess up their electronics or something

I love science. Me and my friends were in the BT young scientist competion last year (this secondary school science competition in Ireland) and we got highly commended! XD It was amazing, we came back from the awards ceremony disappointed but when we got back to our stand there was a rosette on it :D

Last edited by Berry122 (2012-01-28 17:02:38)

CheeseMunchy wrote:

Are you gonna give them coffee? 

No, caffeine.

How might you do this? I doubt it would eat it.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
except for the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And torn it pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people that are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking, when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE
still alive

Dinoclor wrote:

Daroach1 wrote:

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
except for the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And torn it pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people that are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking, when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE
still alive

How on earth did you know that that's one of my favourite songs?

Because it's one of MY favourite songs 
Actually, it is my 2nd fave for real. My 1st fave is revenge.

poopo wrote:

How might you do this? I doubt it would eat it.

A huge syringe filled with coffee.

imnotbob wrote:

Dinoclor wrote:

Daroach1 wrote:

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
except for the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And torn it pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people that are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking, when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE
still alive

How on earth did you know that that's one of my favourite songs?

He's a stalker?

):< I AM NOT A STALKER. Mooo...

Zeusking19 wrote:

Well here we are again,
It’s always such a pleasure,
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh, how we laughed and laughed,
Except I wasn’t laughing,
Under the circumstances I’ve been shockingly nice.

You want your freedom take it,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I used to want you dead but,
Now I only want you gone.

She was a lot like you,
(Maybe not quite as heavy),
Now little Caroline is in here too.
One day they woke me up,
So I could live forever,
It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you.

You’ve got your short, sad life left,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I’ll let you get right to it,
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye, my only friend,
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren’t so sad,
Well you have been replaced,
I don’t need anyone now,
When I delete you maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad.

Go make some new disaster,
That’s what I’m counting on,
You’re someone else’s problem,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone.

inb4GLaDOS

Still trying to memorize these lyrics. 

Now, back to the topic.