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#1 2012-01-17 20:18:51
jokes
Tell jokes here.
There were to archaeokogists, one Greek the other is Egyptian. They were arguing over who had the most advanced civilization in the word.
Greek: In Greece, they found bronze wire underground, so we had telephones in 500 B.C.
Egyptian: Well in Egypt, they found no wires at all. so we were the first to go wireless
What I scored on Pokemon Quiz: Porygon
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#2 2012-01-17 21:42:05
- MoreGamesNow
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Re: jokes
Sorry, my repertoire of jokes is exactly zero 
"Cogito ergo sum" -- I think, therefore I am
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#4 2012-01-17 21:47:16
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#5 2012-01-17 21:47:39
- soupoftomato
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Re: jokes
Code:
Always looking for a chance to share some. You: I'm having Snoo for dinner! Other: (Hopefully will say) What's snoo? You: Not much, what's Snoo with you? How do you kill a blonde? Scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. I have many, many others but I'm a lazy typer.
I'm glad to think that the community will always be kind and helpful, the language will always be a fun and easy way to be introduced into programming, the motto will always be: Imagine, Program, Share - Nomolos
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#6 2012-01-17 21:49:22
Re: jokes
soupoftomato wrote:
Code:
Always looking for a chance to share some. You: I'm having Snoo for dinner! Other: (Hopefully will say) What's snoo? You: Not much, what's Snoo with you? How do you kill a blonde? Scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. I have many, many others but I'm a lazy typer.
i dont get it
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#7 2012-01-17 21:52:44
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soupoftomato wrote:
Code:
Always looking for a chance to share some. You: I'm having Snoo for dinner! Other: (Hopefully will say) What's snoo? You: Not much, what's Snoo with you? How do you kill a blonde? Scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. I have many, many others but I'm a lazy typer.
Who's 'code' and why do you keep quoting him/her/it
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#8 2012-01-17 21:52:46
- soupoftomato
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Re: jokes
Garr8 wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
Code:
Always looking for a chance to share some. You: I'm having Snoo for dinner! Other: (Hopefully will say) What's snoo? You: Not much, what's Snoo with you? How do you kill a blonde? Scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. I have many, many others but I'm a lazy typer.i dont get it
Code:
Neither of them? "What's Snoo" sounds like "What's new" And a blond would try to sniff the sticker underwater, effectively causing death.
I'm glad to think that the community will always be kind and helpful, the language will always be a fun and easy way to be introduced into programming, the motto will always be: Imagine, Program, Share - Nomolos
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#9 2012-01-17 21:54:33
- Agentpieface
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Re: jokes
JJROCKER wrote:
This is sort of like a TBG.
not really
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#10 2012-01-17 21:54:37
- soupoftomato
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Re: jokes
12three wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
Code:
Always looking for a chance to share some. You: I'm having Snoo for dinner! Other: (Hopefully will say) What's snoo? You: Not much, what's Snoo with you? How do you kill a blonde? Scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. I have many, many others but I'm a lazy typer.Who's 'code' and why do you keep quoting him/her/it
Code:
I very much like the font.
Last edited by soupoftomato (2012-01-17 21:56:12)
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