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Wickimen wrote:

I'm freaked out, I logged into my email and:
simple_gold80 is Available
simple_gold80: Hi cutey
Me: Uh who is this
Your silence is very gratifying
simple_gold80: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
Me: I'm 19
No we have not
simple_gold80: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
Me: We have never chatted before
Goodbye stalker n00b
simple_gold80: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun?


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SCARY DUDE

rabbit1131 wrote:

Finally! I got a spam message! I sent a reply back with a downloadable text file with my name and such. It's really a virus that will make it's disc drive go wacko.
If it has one.
Next time I should just give it your standard virus...

LOL

Once I got this really long email with a lot of spelling/grammar phails
From what I skimmed, it was from this guy who said some rich guy who we were both related to had passed away but he needed me, as well, to obtain the money, so let's meet somewhere and 'work together as brothers' (FAIL), to ensure his will would not be ignored and plus you get rich
It was signed Dr. Something-or-other Johnson

imnotbob wrote:

I used to get emails for... *gentleman* enlargement pills.
o_o

My sister gets those kinds of emails.

henley wrote:

rabbit1131 wrote:

Finally! I got a spam message! I sent a reply back with a downloadable text file with my name and such. It's really a virus that will make it's disc drive go wacko.
If it has one.
Next time I should just give it your standard virus...

Intentionally sending someone a virus is illegal.

is it legal if you do it unintentionally?

WaterHorse wrote:

Wickimen wrote:

I'm freaked out, I logged into my email and:
simple_gold80 is Available
simple_gold80: Hi cutey
Me: Uh who is this
Your silence is very gratifying
simple_gold80: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
Me: I'm 19
No we have not
simple_gold80: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
Me: We have never chatted before
Goodbye stalker n00b
simple_gold80: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun?


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Oh my gosh    thats really WEIRD

Oh my god!!!!!!!! Same thing happened tome Wicki. But it was a different username

Medic wrote:

1. Name: Fritz
2. Address: 2Fort RED Fort, Spawnroom
3. Country: A parallel universe, in Germany
4. Phone Number: 999-666-3333
5. Occupation: Doctor
6. Gender: Y U NO LOOK AT NAME
7. Age: (73^3 - 38010) - 8888

You're 342'119 years old?

No wonder the ages in the Community Stats go so high.

rabbit1131 wrote:

Blackdog100 wrote:

I once got a fraudulant text message about o2.

From a Meteor number.

FAIL

This is Grammar Nazi 12 reporting in, case=Blackdog100,
Reason: Having one too many "once"s in her statement.

This is Grammar Solider 1337 reporting in, case=rabbit1131.
Reason: Having the word "to" where "too" should've been used.

I got spam about spam protection. Also I got one that says "please open the attachment its not a virus". That's it. Nothing else in that message.