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WaterHorse · 2012-01-13 13:19:19

Wickimen wrote:
I'm freaked out, I logged into my email and:
simple_gold80 is Available
simple_gold80: Hi cutey
Me: Uh who is this
Your silence is very gratifying
simple_gold80: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
Me: I'm 19
No we have not
simple_gold80: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
Me: We have never chatted before
Goodbye stalker n00b
simple_gold80: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun?

......

Oh my gosh yikes thats really WEIRD

undefeatedgames · 2012-01-13 14:14:49

WaterHorse wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
I'm freaked out, I logged into my email and:
simple_gold80 is Available
simple_gold80: Hi cutey
Me: Uh who is this
Your silence is very gratifying
simple_gold80: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
Me: I'm 19
No we have not
simple_gold80: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
Me: We have never chatted before
Goodbye stalker n00b
simple_gold80: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun?

......
Oh my gosh thats really WEIRD

Gross. You can report abuse if you want. Like in Skype by blocking and reporting abuse

Berry122 · 2012-01-13 16:14:30

I actually had to change my email address because I got so much spam O:

Like everyday I'd check my emails and I'd have like 100 new messages for dating websites and stuff like "your cheque is waiting" and "your cheque is still waiting" and other weird stuff O_o

agscratcher · 2012-01-13 16:40:15

I would've wrote:
Name: Fox McCloud
Address: 1337 Meme Drive, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Country: Kazakhstan
Phone Number: 1-888-SCAM
Occupation: Dovahkiin
Gender: Lizard/Goat hybrid
Age: 3 months

Medic · 2012-01-13 16:42:07

agscratcher wrote:
I would've wrote:
Name: Fox McCloud
Address: 1337 Meme Drive, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Country: Kazakhstan
Phone Number: 1-888-SCAM
Occupation: Dovahkiin
Gender: Lizard/Goat hybrid
Age: 3 months

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Blackdog100 · 2012-01-13 16:48:27

I once got a fraudulant text message once about o2.

From a Meteor number.

FAIL

rabbit1131 · 2012-01-13 16:56:08

Blackdog100 wrote:
I once got a fraudulant text message about o2.

From a Meteor number.

FAIL

This is Grammar Nazi 12 reporting in, case=Blackdog100,
Reason: Having one to many "once"s in her statement.

Blackdog100 · 2012-01-13 16:59:36

rabbit1131 wrote:
Blackdog100 wrote:
I once got a fraudulant text message about o2.

From a Meteor number.

FAIL
This is Grammar Nazi 12 reporting in, case=Blackdog100,
Reason: Having one to many "once"s in her statement.

And yer point is...? "Once" is a word, often used in this context, and I've never been criticised in English for saying it, and our teacher is really strict about that :U

RedRocker227 · 2012-01-13 17:00:30

rabbit1131 wrote:
Blackdog100 wrote:
I once got a fraudulant text message about o2.

From a Meteor number.

FAIL
This is Grammar Nazi 12 reporting in, case=Blackdog100,
Reason: Having one to many "once"s in her statement.

What? How is that bad grammar?

Medic · 2012-01-13 17:03:51

RedRocker227 wrote:
rabbit1131 wrote:
Blackdog100 wrote:
I once got a fraudulant text message about o2.

From a Meteor number.

FAIL
This is Grammar Nazi 12 reporting in, case=Blackdog100,
Reason: Having one to many "once"s in her statement.
What? How is that bad grammar?

Grammar Nazis?!
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AnimeCreatorArtist · 2012-01-13 17:29:36

Wickimen wrote:
I'm freaked out, I logged into my email and:
simple_gold80 is Available
simple_gold80: Hi cutey
Me: Uh who is this
Your silence is very gratifying
simple_gold80: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
Me: I'm 19
No we have not
simple_gold80: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
Me: We have never chatted before
Goodbye stalker n00b
simple_gold80: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun?

......

lol Most likely a robot tongue

rabbit1131 · 2012-01-13 17:31:16

AnimeCreatorArtist wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
I'm freaked out, I logged into my email and:
simple_gold80 is Available
simple_gold80: Hi cutey
Me: Uh who is this
Your silence is very gratifying
simple_gold80: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
Me: I'm 19
No we have not
simple_gold80: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
Me: We have never chatted before
Goodbye stalker n00b
simple_gold80: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun?

......
Most likely a robot

Robots take showers?
Wouldn't that fry their circuits?

Earthboundjeff · 2012-01-13 17:35:46

Completely missing the point

veggieman001 · 2012-01-13 17:37:14

You should reply with all your details

RedRocker227 · 2012-01-13 17:39:35

veggieman001 wrote:
You should reply with all your details

Yes. Otherwise he won't get the money yikes

Medic · 2012-01-13 17:40:06

rabbit1131 wrote:
AnimeCreatorArtist wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
I'm freaked out, I logged into my email and:
simple_gold80 is Available
simple_gold80: Hi cutey
Me: Uh who is this
Your silence is very gratifying
simple_gold80: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
Me: I'm 19
No we have not
simple_gold80: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
Me: We have never chatted before
Goodbye stalker n00b
simple_gold80: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun?

......
Most likely a robot
Robots take showers?
Wouldn't that fry their circuits?

No.
It depends on what they're showering with. tongue

rabbit1131 · 2012-01-13 17:40:40

Medic wrote:
rabbit1131 wrote:
AnimeCreatorArtist wrote:

Most likely a robot
Robots take showers?
Wouldn't that fry their circuits?
No.
It depends on what they're showering with.

Maybe he was showering in oil?

veggieman001 · 2012-01-13 17:46:21

RedRocker227 wrote:
veggieman001 wrote:
You should reply with all your details
Yes. Otherwise he won't get the money

Exactly, bro. This is how you get rich, wise, and famous, like me.

rabbit1131 · 2012-01-13 17:48:43

veggieman001 wrote:
RedRocker227 wrote:
veggieman001 wrote:
You should reply with all your details
Yes. Otherwise he won't get the money
Exactly, bro. This is how you get rich, wise, and famous, like me.

Rich, no. Wise, maybe. Famous, if you call being known by misc users, then yes.

Mokat · 2012-01-13 21:37:53

This is what I would've put:
Name: Edalsiendotroencowiejdlrighaoeiophiopidia Sonoksujrksoacoevaryia
Address: 1234567891011121314151617181920 Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm road, Rome, Italy
Country: Canada
Phone Number: 878971987983798670989798729869683749683-298457938475983749687398576-398937952879827987529359287359827598237987598237985793287598237598237598723-29875928375928457938475983749872987876287619873659167549857164587456
Occupation: Professional Pie Eater
Gender: Cat/dog hybrid
Age: 873487108754087569876498760298893920203994895867868499490230200203949585858996969 and 8469847/93985673

Last edited by Mokat (2012-01-13 21:41:28)

TheCatAndTheBanana · 2012-01-14 04:12:04

How about the spam phonecalls?

''You computer are has a virus''

Scream at them,

''NO! YOU COMPUTER HAVE VIRUSES!''

videogame9 · 2012-01-14 07:56:02

TheCatAndTheBanana wrote:
How about the spam phonecalls?

''You computer are has a virus''

Was the grammar mistake intentional? tongue

TheCatAndTheBanana · 2012-01-14 07:58:40

videogame9 wrote:
TheCatAndTheBanana wrote:
How about the spam phonecalls?

''You computer are has a virus''
Was the grammar mistake intentional?

Yes. It's always from some guy who barley knows English.

SpaceManMike · 2012-01-14 08:28:10

I got an email about how a 73 year old mom looks 23. It had a rather discusting image.

Daroach1 · 2012-01-14 08:36:48

Wickimen wrote:
I'm freaked out, I logged into my email and:
simple_gold80 is Available
simple_gold80: Hi cutey
Me: Uh who is this
Your silence is very gratifying
simple_gold80: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
Me: I'm 19
No we have not
simple_gold80: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
Me: We have never chatted before
Goodbye stalker n00b
simple_gold80: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun?

......

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Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

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Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

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Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

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Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

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Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

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Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

rabbit1131 wrote:

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#59 2012-01-13 17:00:30

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

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Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

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Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

Wickimen wrote:

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Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

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#63 2012-01-13 17:35:46

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

#64 2012-01-13 17:37:14

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

#65 2012-01-13 17:39:35

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

veggieman001 wrote:

#66 2012-01-13 17:40:06

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

rabbit1131 wrote:

AnimeCreatorArtist wrote:

Wickimen wrote:

#67 2012-01-13 17:40:40

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

Medic wrote:

rabbit1131 wrote:

AnimeCreatorArtist wrote:

#68 2012-01-13 17:46:21

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

RedRocker227 wrote:

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#69 2012-01-13 17:48:43

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

veggieman001 wrote:

RedRocker227 wrote:

veggieman001 wrote:

#70 2012-01-13 21:37:53

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

#71 2012-01-14 04:12:04

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

#72 2012-01-14 07:56:02

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

TheCatAndTheBanana wrote:

#73 2012-01-14 07:58:40

Re: I got this totally-not-a-scam email from some guy called Gary Epps.

videogame9 wrote:

TheCatAndTheBanana wrote: