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#1 2012-01-06 16:48:11
Nationwide Death Survey
I got a call from someone. They said:
"This is a nationwide death survey. If you participate you can go on a Caribbean cruise. Press one to hang up
PAUSE
How many people have died in you family?"
Creepy
Have you ever got something like that?
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#2 2012-01-06 16:49:47
- bananaman114
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- Registered: 2010-03-15
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Re: Nationwide Death Survey
Yes
if you participate you can go on a carribean cruise
if you have 1700 dollars
EDIT:
Once my uncle got a call from a window salesman
he lives in an apartment
the salesman asked him "Do you need new windows for your home?"
He said
SURE.
The man said
"Ok. So approximately how many feet squared of glass is it going to be?"
"Oh, about 180 000. "
"Hangup"
Last edited by bananaman114 (2012-01-06 16:52:46)
the sun still shines
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#4 2012-01-06 16:50:54
Re: Nationwide Death Survey
Daroach1 wrote:
FAIL. EPIC FAIL.
Nothing else describes it. Why a DEATH survey?!?! Wouldn't a fame survey make more sense?
no, as nobody knows what a fame survey even is
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#5 2012-01-06 16:51:45
Re: Nationwide Death Survey
777w wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
FAIL. EPIC FAIL.
Nothing else describes it. Why a DEATH survey?!?! Wouldn't a fame survey make more sense?no, as nobody knows what a fame survey even is
A survey of how many people in your family have been/are famous.
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#6 2012-01-06 16:52:30
- PlutoIsHades
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- Registered: 2010-10-18
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Re: Nationwide Death Survey
That's really creepy. 
I don't think we've gotten a call.
Yet.
Minecraft, Redwall, and Cyberchase fan, and PROUD.
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#7 2012-01-06 16:52:33
Re: Nationwide Death Survey
Daroach1 wrote:
777w wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
FAIL. EPIC FAIL.
Nothing else describes it. Why a DEATH survey?!?! Wouldn't a fame survey make more sense?no, as nobody knows what a fame survey even is
A survey of how many people in your family have been/are famous.
well that doesnt make sense anyway
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#9 2012-01-06 17:05:14
- bananaman114
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Re: Nationwide Death Survey
Daroach1 wrote:
777w wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
A survey of how many people in your family have been/are famous.well that doesnt make sense anyway
Surveys never make sense.
your point being?
Your point doesn't make sense
the sun still shines
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#10 2012-01-06 18:21:52
- agscratcher
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- Registered: 2009-07-09
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Re: Nationwide Death Survey
Your entire family is dead and you live in an orphanage? YOU WIN A CRUISE!
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#11 2012-01-06 18:23:34
- PlutoIsHades
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- Registered: 2010-10-18
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Re: Nationwide Death Survey
agscratcher wrote:
Your entire family is dead and you live in an orphanage? YOU WIN A CRUISE!
Minecraft, Redwall, and Cyberchase fan, and PROUD.
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#12 2012-01-06 18:52:17
- FreshStudios
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- Registered: 2011-04-11
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Re: Nationwide Death Survey
I get calls from people who want us to participate in charities. We are like "okay", but there is always a catch! Like it's 500 dollars a month...
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