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The Big Dilemma:

A.J. had one problem with Jessica, his girlfriend. She always wanted to abscond shopping with him. That’s all she ever desires to do. A.J. did not like shopping at all. In fact, he would rather go home and take a nap instead of shopping.    
One stormy day, Jessica came over to his titanic house. They talked a little, then they began yelling. All of a sudden, A.J. yelled, “We’re done!”
The next morning, A.J. actually felt sad. He really felt sorry that he lost his temper. He knew he shouldn’t have yelled that. After an excellent lunch, A.J. traveled to Jessica’s house to apologize. Once he got to the brobdingnagian door, he began knocking. Instantly, Jessica answered the door. A.J.’s first words were, “I’m so sorry. I should have never said that.”
Jessica replied, “Well, you did.” Then, bang! The door shut.   
Later that night, he dreamed about Jessica. It was a banal nightmare! Jessica was trapped in a brawny castle, with a horde of evil knights guarding the gates. He knew he had to save her. Suddenly, a faulty dragon appeared! A.J. bolted to the gates! At first he was worried, but he got over it. While he was dashing, all the knights were staring at the dragon. Then A.J. hid amongst the bushes, trying to think of a plan.
“That’s it!” A.J. yelped cheerfully. “All I have to do is take that rope and tie it around my waste, then throw it way up to the top of the tower!”  So, that is what he did.  It worked!  A.J. was climbing to the top of the tower. 
When he arrived up there, the dragon boldly roared.  A.J. was frightfully scared, however he had to save Jessica.  He looked over at Jessica and looked back at the rope.  He stopped for a second and thought of a plan.  He grabbed the rope and started calmly charging around the dragon.  Suddenly, the dragon loudly fell, all tied up on his behind.  A.J. turned over and untied Jessica.  Out of the blue, he kissed her on the cheek. Politely she noted, “Thanks.”
The next morning, A.J. thought about that jejune dream he had the other night. He really wanted Jessica back. He thought of plans. None of them were really great though. Suddenly, boom! He had the perfect idea! He was going to give her a twenty-carrot diamond ring and a romantic speech. He just needed the money, but how was he going to obtain it? He thought about getting loans from the bank, borrowing from relatives, and getting a job. He crossed out getting a job, because he didn’t have enough time. He thought about the others and he knew which one he wanted. He was going to the Bank. As he arrived at the Bank, the clerk noted, “What can I do for you, sir?” A.J. repiled, “Um, can I get a loan?” The clerk chuckled, “This is a gas station.” A.J. felt embarrassed and answered, “Oh, do you know where the nearest Bank is?” The clerk returned, "Go out the door and turn left." "Okay, thanks!" Finally, he actually arrived at the Bank. When he asked the Bank clerk “Can I get a loan here?” she answered “Yes, you can! How much money would you like to loan?” A.J. replied “Twenty thousand” The Bank clerk look confused and addressed "Twenty thousand cents?"


And yes, "Brobdingnagian" is an actual word. 

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