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I found a Paper about a very dangerous chemical:

Alert! Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! wrote:

The invisible Killer
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide don't end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and needing to use the bathroom, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen Monoxide:
*Is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
*Contributes to the greenhouse effect.
*May cause severe burns.
*Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
*Accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
*May cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
*Has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the Midwest, and recently California.

I think they should ban this chemical! Who agrees with me?

Edit: 2 minute troll XD
Its all true though, Water can do all of that.

Last edited by catfan8 (2011-11-03 22:02:43)