PlutoIsHades wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
777w wrote:
OH CRIPES
I MISSED DA RAPTURE
.( no rapture for meActually, everyone was raptured so clearly we are immortal.
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Wait but I'm atheist.
so?
so am i.
like
this thread is a joke
play along with it
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What a surprise, I'm still alive.

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murpho wrote:
Well I got my shot gun ready and accused my neighbors of being zombies. Im now the only one in my neighborhood
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Well I raptured my neighbors at night to save them the trouble. My mortal body died and now I am very crazy. I destroyed every trace of em. I was an immortal demon in a mortal body, but now im just an immortal demon. weird how things work.

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Do most of you know what the Rapture is?
Well of course, it has its every-day definitions, but the biblical definition seems to be key in the topic.
The rapture is a five month event predicted in the book of Revelation in the bible.
On the first day, all those who are worthy are taken to heaven, while all others are put through five months of torment. No, there are not zombies. They have a different name, which appears to be censored.
On the last day of the rapture is judgement day, where the world ends.
Also, the day is supposed to come when you least expect it.

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Nexstudent wrote:
Also, the day is supposed to come when you least expect it.
Tell that to Harold Camping.
Last edited by gettysburg11 (2011-10-21 21:07:07)

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werdna123 wrote:
brettman98 wrote:
Eh, they overcooked mine a bit.
I got furious and demanded another one, but they haven't sent me one yet >:cWell, you gotta expect bad service, I mean, come on. We wanted a rapture in may but they delayed it a whole 5 months.
Well, hopefully we'll get an extra one to make up for may.![]()
Yeah, but they'll probably botch this one up too you know?
Ugh, they really have to get better service.
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well i died
that was fun
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bananaman114 wrote:
well i died
that was fun
i don't believe you
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Hm.
I was already dead anyway so.
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werdna123 wrote:
It was just like the others.
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PlutoIsHades wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
777w wrote:
OH CRIPES
I MISSED DA RAPTURE
.( no rapture for meActually, everyone was raptured so clearly we are immortal.
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Wait but I'm atheist.
I am too. But I still look forwards to them in my tribe of Polar bears.

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gxl wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
Daroach1 wrote:
Actually, everyone was raptured so clearly we are immortal.![]()
Wait but I'm atheist.
I am too. But I still look forwards to them in my tribe of Polar bears.
Polar bears? I live with cows. Which I find dumb, since I dislike hanging around with living mortal beings.

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Daroach1 wrote:
gxl wrote:
PlutoIsHades wrote:
Wait but I'm atheist.I am too. But I still look forwards to them in my tribe of Polar bears.
Polar bears? I live with cows. Which I find dumb, since I dislike hanging around with living mortal beings.
No its because I live in Antarctica.

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There was supposed to be another rapture?
The only one I recall was on Scratch Day 2011...on the way there, I passed a bike shop that was selling bikes at extreme discounts because the owner thought the world would end.
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Mine was great! Especially how there was no rapture!
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Nexstudent wrote:
Do most of you know what the Rapture is?
Well of course, it has its every-day definitions, but the biblical definition seems to be key in the topic.
The rapture is a five month event predicted in the book of Revelation in the bible.
On the first day, all those who are worthy are taken to heaven, while all others are put through five months of torment. No, there are not zombies. They have a different name, which appears to be censored.
On the last day of the rapture is judgement day, where the world ends.
Also, the day is supposed to come when you least expect it.
i know what the rapture is
but i dont know why its called rapture
it really doesn't sound that happy
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