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imnotbob · 2011-10-19 16:22:59

So, I was walking to class from lunch (we eat outside) and I was walking on the edge of the cements (there's grass next to it). I stumbled, but caught myself. As I was getting back on the cement, I stumbled, but caught myself again. THEN, I fell and kind of slid across the cement.
I cut up my knee a LOT, burned my side, and scraped my hand. My hand also has a small cut.
IT HURTS SO BAD D:

I think I should switch to another school because this school is evil and it's gonna kill meeee! [/asdfmoviereference] tongue

Discuss this and times like this.

P-Cupcake · 2011-10-19 16:25:37

I hate when water gets on my sock.

I remember once, I was trying to kill a fly with a pillow when I was on a bunk bed....

My thumb still hurts. I scraped a triangle of skin off. e^e

BAND-AIDS TO DAH RESSKOO

ProgrammingPro01 · 2011-10-19 16:32:10

One time, I tripped over my foot, slammed my face on the ground, and then my mouth was all bloody. My lip was swollen for a week.

True story, happened in the 4th grade.

Medic · 2011-10-19 16:39:07

Sore arm + Sharp windowsill

imnotbob · 2011-10-19 21:50:26

Medic wrote:
Sore arm + Sharp windowsill

3:

Apparently, I brushed some skin off my arm, too.
Not as bad as my side, though.

imnotbob · 2011-10-20 20:47:32

ProgrammingPro01 wrote:
One time, I tripped over my foot, slammed my face on the ground, and then my mouth was all bloody. My lip was swollen for a week.

True story, happened in the 4th grade.

Ow.
I remember once in second grade, I got this huge cut.
My PE coach told me that I didn't need a bandage and I should just get a sip of water.

And I just banged the bad knee on the computer desk.
And I think my hand is getting infected.
I'll be right back.

Astro947 · 2011-10-20 20:51:09

My friend fell out a window 17 feet high and barely noticed it tongue

PlutoIsHades · 2011-10-20 20:55:01

My friend hit her hand against the table in Mandarin today and it's swollen and she thinks something might be broken.

littletonkslover · 2011-10-20 21:01:09

ow cement hurts

when i was little the city had just finished putting down that really spiky tar and it was like little diamonds or something
i fell off my scooter...of course

so yeah, still have the scar

nextstorm · 2011-10-20 21:35:00

These things never seem to happen to me :I
But when they do, it only hurts for a little while.

67589jun · 2011-10-20 21:43:15

One time I was taking a walk around a hill in this one Boy Scout camp. Suddenly, I had an overwhelming urge to take a dump. I COULDN'T HOLD IT FOR MUCH LONGER! I ran up the hill, ran over to a bathroom, and went to undo my belt. Right when i slid my hand down, my spring-loaded (folding) knife came out, slitting my middle finger open. I had to take a dump with blood spraying out of my finger. Luckily, my leather-working instructor was nearby and I got a little bandage to put around it. Took about 3-4 weeks to heal.

nextstorm · 2011-10-20 21:45:14

67589jun wrote:
One time I was taking a walk around a hill in this one Boy Scout camp. Suddenly, I had an overwhelming urge to take a dump. I COULDN'T HOLD IT FOR MUCH LONGER! I ran up the hill, ran over to a bathroom, and went to undo my belt. Right when i slid my hand down, my spring-loaded (folding) knife came out, slitting my middle finger open. I had to take a dump with blood spraying out of my finger. Luckily, my leather-working instructor was nearby and I got a little bandage to put around it. Took about 3-4 weeks to heal.

Wait wait wait
KNIFE?

are you a SPY?

67589jun · 2011-10-20 21:53:55

nextstorm wrote:
67589jun wrote:
One time I was taking a walk around a hill in this one Boy Scout camp. Suddenly, I had an overwhelming urge to take a dump. I COULDN'T HOLD IT FOR MUCH LONGER! I ran up the hill, ran over to a bathroom, and went to undo my belt. Right when i slid my hand down, my spring-loaded (folding) knife came out, slitting my middle finger open. I had to take a dump with blood spraying out of my finger. Luckily, my leather-working instructor was nearby and I got a little bandage to put around it. Took about 3-4 weeks to heal.
Wait wait wait
KNIFE?

are you a SPY?

Actually,

Yes.

Flippers777 · 2011-10-20 23:23:09

lol X3 in second grade during a picnic thing at school my cousin was chasing me and i tripped and scraped from my ankle to my knee and landed in the sandbox. tongue

Jonathanpb · 2011-10-20 23:56:32

Once I was sitting on a chair covered with a fabric thingy and accidentally slid off it - and guess what? There was a nail hidden in it!!! I got a huge cut D: It was so unfair tongue

Earthboundjeff · 2011-10-21 00:01:02

I got hit in my he'd to da un gim clas'
I'm alright now tho
It was 4 times
With soccerballs

nextstorm · 2011-10-21 00:06:34

67589jun wrote:
nextstorm wrote:
67589jun wrote:
One time I was taking a walk around a hill in this one Boy Scout camp. Suddenly, I had an overwhelming urge to take a dump. I COULDN'T HOLD IT FOR MUCH LONGER! I ran up the hill, ran over to a bathroom, and went to undo my belt. Right when i slid my hand down, my spring-loaded (folding) knife came out, slitting my middle finger open. I had to take a dump with blood spraying out of my finger. Luckily, my leather-working instructor was nearby and I got a little bandage to put around it. Took about 3-4 weeks to heal.
Wait wait wait
KNIFE?

are you a SPY?
Actually,

http://i.imgur.com/XwbN9.jpg

Yes.

Balisongs are cooler tongue

AnimeCreatorArtist · 2011-10-21 00:33:56

When there are unwanted marks on my skin, I rip them off with a pin.

GarSkutherGirl · 2011-10-21 06:18:23

nextstorm wrote:
67589jun wrote:
nextstorm wrote:

Wait wait wait
KNIFE?

are you a SPY?
Actually,

http://i.imgur.com/XwbN9.jpg

Yes.
Balisongs are cooler
http://www.terryguinn.com/knives/knifep … g%20lg.jpg

Ahem! Gentlemen?
GAH, MEMES

ontopic:

My PE teacher is like that. Once my friend hurt her tailbone and he called her a crybaby. Ditto with me when I fell off the slide right onto some crazy hard ice. He's a big ol' jerk. I have a feeling that YOU guys could do way better than him.

sportsdude6 · 2011-10-21 10:49:13

Ow!
That hurts

rabbit1131 · 2011-10-21 10:52:34

Suck it up tongue
I fall on GRAVEL all the time. MUCH worse.

maxskywalker · 2011-10-21 20:19:48

Astro947 wrote:
My friend fell out a window 17 feet high and barely noticed it

ROFL. I'm getting this mental picture of this person sitting on a windowsill while you stare at your computer monitor, followed by them falling backwards out the window while you stay motionless as you keep staring at your computer (was that project really THAT good?). The weird thing is that it loops.

Death_Wish · 2011-10-21 20:21:57

Once I was chasing someone that was annoying me, and he put his leg to trip me-I swear I was flying for 4 seconds before falling to my unfortunate fate. Yeah, it didn't end well tongue

maxskywalker · 2011-10-21 20:23:02

67589jun wrote:
One time I was taking a walk around a hill in this one Boy Scout camp. Suddenly, I had an overwhelming urge to take a dump. I COULDN'T HOLD IT FOR MUCH LONGER! I ran up the hill, ran over to a bathroom, and went to undo my belt. Right when i slid my hand down, my spring-loaded (folding) knife came out, slitting my middle finger open. I had to take a dump with blood spraying out of my finger. Luckily, my leather-working instructor was nearby and I got a little bandage to put around it. Took about 3-4 weeks to heal.

So… did your instructor give you the bandage while you were taking a dump, or did you realize you couldn't hold it while it while you were putting it around your finger? tongue

Last edited by maxskywalker (2011-10-21 20:24:24)

SpriteMaster · 2011-10-21 20:31:17

Rock + head = scar

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