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Maybe he's trolling you.

Dur, you can't have a better kid, you have to raise them better.
And nobody can be raised perfectly.
Even though nobody's view on 'perfect' is the same.

My little brother tells all his friends I'm the devil and that my older brother is god. I hate that because the only reason he "doesn't" like me is because he plays with me more than our other brother. His friends always ask me if (insert untrue terrible comment about me) is true. I glare at my brother and want to eat his face off.
They all think midnightleopard has fixed 100 computers in one hour.

-iNetMaster- wrote:

imnotbob wrote:

This just happened.

D (bro's friend): Where's E (E is my bro)?
Me: I think he went off with my mom...
D: How could he be gone if both cars are here?
Me: Maybe they walked down to N's (bro's other friend)
D: Oh... (invites self inside) There aren't many people to play with...
Me: Yeah. But I have no life besides the computer (joking)
D: Why did your mom have you instead of a... better kid? I dunno...

I know he's younger than me, but not that young.
It was quite rude.

i wouldve replied
*turns around in black wheelie chair with shades on*
Why did your mom have kids at all? I'm sure you're a pain in the-wait you're too young to understand this kind of language.
*turns back around*

I would have done this:

Me:Because I'm just that awesome. *pause* Unlike you. Now go and play. The grown ups have work to do.

^Very likely.

Well clearly by better kid he means a boy. Have you ever heard the expression You should've been a son! I think it was in a Nirvana song or something...
(I disagree with that statement)
Anyway some fathers wish daughters were boys but if I have a daughter I would be happy.