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#1 2011-10-01 21:24:46
Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
I've come up with some pretty good ways to get rid of people.
Okay, if it's a little kid who wants to be your "friend", tell them you will be their friend forever if they run 5 blocks down and count to 400. Then run away (after they can't see you).
If you want a sibling away from you, lock yourself in the bathroom. They'll get annoyed and leave then forget what they wanted to tell you.
Now, discuss mine and write your own.
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#2 2011-10-01 21:25:28
- VanillaCreme
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Re: Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
You got that from my topic.... XD
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#3 2011-10-01 21:26:31
Re: Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
"Get out of my si(te)ght, or I'll beat you to death with a rusty axe."
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#4 2011-10-01 21:34:02
Re: Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
helltank wrote:
"Get out of my si(te)ght, or I'll beat you to death with a rusty axe."
Look at the title.
Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
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#5 2011-10-01 21:35:04
Re: Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
VanillaCreme wrote:
You got that from my topic.... XD
kinda...
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#6 2011-10-01 22:05:39
Re: Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
owetre18 wrote:
helltank wrote:
"Get out of my si(te)ght, or I'll beat you to death with a rusty axe."
Look at the title.
Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
Who knows, it could just be a threat 
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#8 2011-10-02 05:43:25
Re: Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
I don't know how many of you are old enough to be answering the phones, but I've developed some pretty fun things to do to telephone salesmen.
In order of my preference:
1) Try and sell THEM something they don't want, like leftovers or whatever else comes into your head.
2) Insist on calling them by an absurd name, like Gertrude.
3) Try and just, you know, chat to them, ask them what they've been up to and then start telling them all about the things that interest you while ignoring their attempts to steer you towards the product.
4) Explain that you'll be right back with a pen, you can't wait to hear more, then just walk off and leave the phone off the hook.
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#9 2011-10-02 05:43:40
- GarSkutherGirl
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Re: Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
Well, you can always smash their face.
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#10 2011-10-02 06:14:53
- jji7skyline
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Re: Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
sparks wrote:
I don't know how many of you are old enough to be answering the phones, but I've developed some pretty fun things to do to telephone salesmen.
In order of my preference:
1) Try and sell THEM something they don't want, like leftovers or whatever else comes into your head.
2) Insist on calling them by an absurd name, like Gertrude.
3) Try and just, you know, chat to them, ask them what they've been up to and then start telling them all about the things that interest you while ignoring their attempts to steer you towards the product.
4) Explain that you'll be right back with a pen, you can't wait to hear more, then just walk off and leave the phone off the hook.
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#11 2011-10-02 06:18:29
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Re: Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
If someone irratates me, I usually just freak them out enough to leave me alone.
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#12 2011-10-02 06:23:23
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I love it when a telemarketer calls me.
Me:Uh, oh, hi! Wow, that sounds like a good deal! Huh? Oh, no, it's ____ who makes the financial transactions. Just give me your number and I'll call you back.
*Three Hours Later*
Me:*puts on fake British accent and calls number*
Telemarketer:Oh, hi, is it that boy I called this morning?
Me:What? No. This is _____ UK Cleanse. Would you like your house cleaned for the meagre price of $150?
Telemarketer:Uh, no. I must have gotten the wrong-
Me:No, no, no. I can tell you are a bachelor. Bachelors have very dirty flats and-
*Ten Minutes Later*
Telemarketer:I SAID, WRONG NUMBER! *hangs up*
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#13 2011-10-02 08:53:14
- ellscharstark
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Re: Creative ways to get rid of (not kill) people.
Have a 'race'. Choose and bendy path or something with lots of corners and let them go in front. Then, go down an alley way or behind a bush or something. Maybe go pass your house and run indoors. But get out of their sight.
If you see them again in the next week... run. Or make up some excuse like 'I had to go in for dinner'.
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