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#1 2011-09-06 19:55:39
- AnimeCreatorArtist
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Why You Shouldn't Plank
A GameStop employee was fired in New York, for planking on the job. LOL. discussify.
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#2 2011-09-06 19:56:51
- Death_Wish
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
That's funny, I guess, but it's not very nice to mock someone that got fired...
EDIT: hdarken, beat you by a millisecond xD
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#5 2011-09-06 19:58:54
#7 2011-09-06 20:01:33
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
Necromaster wrote:
Wickimen wrote:
Plank?
An australian tradition where you lie down weirdly. 
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#10 2011-09-07 01:21:52
Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
Planking is boring to me. I don't really like the idiots who mumble balderdash about safety, but I don't plank.
My most dangerous activity would be climbing. I love climbing-the real kind, not the ones with a harness and a rock wall. No, natural formations, huge monuments, statues, all are prey to my agility and hands and legs.
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#11 2011-09-07 01:27:27
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
AnimeCreatorArtist wrote:
I think a more proper title would be "why you shouldn't plank on the job". I'd imagine the boss wouldn't mind if the employee was planking at home, but on the job would be silly since it counts as fooling around and not doing work.
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#12 2011-09-07 01:30:29
Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
cheddargirl wrote:
AnimeCreatorArtist wrote:
I think a more proper title would be "why you shouldn't plank on the job". I'd imagine the boss wouldn't mind if the employee was planking at home, but on the job would be silly since it counts as fooling around and not doing work.
Yup. It's slacking. For some reason, this popped into my head:
Darth Vader:How goes work on the Death Star?
*Group of employees part to reveal brave planker*
*Planker looks up and sees Darth Vader*
Darth Vader:YOU'RE FIRED!
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#13 2011-09-07 11:20:20
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
I once heard this story that some guy was planking and then a tornado hit him.
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#15 2011-09-07 12:16:23
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
I plank everywhere.
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#16 2011-09-07 12:17:37
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
rabbit1131 wrote:
I plank everywhere.
This. I also owl XD
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#17 2011-09-07 15:09:33
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
Owling is basically squatting like you're gonna take a dump on whatever you choose to owl on top of. xD
I was put off planking when the first years at my school were planking in the road and a teacher nearly ran them over ^^; I filmed the whole thing
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#18 2011-09-07 16:14:38
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
cheddargirl wrote:
AnimeCreatorArtist wrote:
I think a more proper title would be "why you shouldn't plank on the job". I'd imagine the boss wouldn't mind if the employee was planking at home, but on the job would be silly since it counts as fooling around and not doing work.
NO, if I was the boss and found out Any of my workers were planking, i'd fire them. I don't care where. Planking just isn't right.
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#19 2011-09-07 16:33:11
Re: Why You Shouldn't Plank
AnimeCreatorArtist wrote:
cheddargirl wrote:
AnimeCreatorArtist wrote:
I think a more proper title would be "why you shouldn't plank on the job". I'd imagine the boss wouldn't mind if the employee was planking at home, but on the job would be silly since it counts as fooling around and not doing work.
NO, if I was the boss and found out Any of my workers were planking, i'd fire them. I don't care where. Planking just isn't right.
but thats not fair.
if theyre doing it at home it has nothing to do w/ u and u should let them do it.
its different @ work tho
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