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.#2 2011-08-24 18:01:29
- brettman98
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Re: I am scared
Maybe it's the back of your earlobe
or a mosquito bite
or a deadly disease
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#3 2011-08-24 18:03:00
- TheBlueRocky
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Re: I am scared
It's called a pimple. XD
I get ear pimples the most. If it's not a pimple, I can't help. 
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#6 2011-08-24 19:08:25
- Nexstudent
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Re: I am scared
I doubt it's ear cancer. It may just be a bruise, or an irritated spot, from sweat or something.
If it really concerns you, just go to the doctor. I am sure they can handle it.
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#8 2011-08-24 21:50:50
- GameHutSoftware
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Re: I am scared
brettman98 wrote:
or a mosquito bite
Lurking more than posting, but still here.
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#9 2011-08-25 02:23:13
Re: I am scared
Ahh, the purple reddish bump. A classic symptom of Nietzkchmer's disease. Discovered by Nazi Germany during WW2 when several of their best officers fell sick, it's caused by a rare sort of mosquito, the Habeteus Neitemous, or Flying Leech, as the natives of the tropical Numsoljak jungles, where it originates, call them.
The bump manifests either on the navel or the back of the earlobe. You may experience slight stinging sensations in your ear, and headaches. In a few cases, pus leaked out of the bump. This is usually followed by a high fever, accompanied by chest pains.
At around one month from when the bump first appeared, victims experience a strange sensation, "as if my ribcage was expanding slowly." It was "excruciating, like I swallowed a grenade or something".
There is currently no known cure. If the bump does not disappear within one week, you're a dead man.
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#10 2011-08-25 02:24:21
Re: I am scared
helltank wrote:
Ahh, the purple reddish bump. A classic symptom of Nietzkchmer's disease. Discovered by Nazi Germany during WW2 when several of their best officers fell sick, it's caused by a rare sort of mosquito, the Habeteus Neitemous, or Flying Leech, as the natives of the tropical Numsoljak jungles, where it originates, call them.
The bump manifests either on the navel or the back of the earlobe. You may experience slight stinging sensations in your ear, and headaches. In a few cases, pus leaked out of the bump. This is usually followed by a high fever, accompanied by chest pains.
At around one month from when the bump first appeared, victims experience a strange sensation, "as if my ribcage was expanding slowly." It was "excruciating, like I swallowed a grenade or something".
There is currently no known cure. If the bump does not disappear within one week, you're a dead man.
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#11 2011-08-25 04:22:22
Re: I am scared
bbbeb wrote:
helltank wrote:
Ahh, the purple reddish bump. A classic symptom of Nietzkchmer's disease. Discovered by Nazi Germany during WW2 when several of their best officers fell sick, it's caused by a rare sort of mosquito, the Habeteus Neitemous, or Flying Leech, as the natives of the tropical Numsoljak jungles, where it originates, call them.
The bump manifests either on the navel or the back of the earlobe. You may experience slight stinging sensations in your ear, and headaches. In a few cases, pus leaked out of the bump. This is usually followed by a high fever, accompanied by chest pains.
At around one month from when the bump first appeared, victims experience a strange sensation, "as if my ribcage was expanding slowly." It was "excruciating, like I swallowed a grenade or something".
There is currently no known cure. If the bump does not disappear within one week, you're a dead man.
Nah. I'm more of a deadpan guy.
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