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Are ther any spots open? Girl spots? Becuz I'm a girl!

Scripts for episodes 2 & 3!  ^_^

2:

Villain: Being handsome is a full time job.
Annie: Shut up! I'm through hearing you brag about your nonexistant handsomeness all day!
Villain: Nonexsistant? I have the feeling that's a threat.
Annie: It is a threat, you blunder head! Now get me outta here!
Villain: Wow. You're a chatter box! Now stop chattering and start boxing. HAHAHAHA!
Annie: That wasn't even funny!
Villain: Sigh. I'm getting bored. I think I'll go now.
Annie: Yes! Finally!
Villain: What was that?
Annie: Nothing.
Villain: Oh...okay...
Annie: I gotta find a way to get outta here!

Meanwhile...
Villain: So, wazzup, Shadow?
Shadow: Whatever it's about, it better not be Megan Fox!
Villain: Oh...then...
Shadow: And I don't wanna hear another Chuck Norris joke either!
Villain: Then...
Shadow: Just shut up, will you, and continue guarding the prison cell?
Villain: Okay. Fine. Hmph.
Shadow: Hmph you.
Villain: Well, hmph you too!
Shadow: SHUT UP!!!

*Jonathan walks up to cell*

Villain: Oh no! Where did Annie go? She must've escaped! Shadow is going to kill me!
Shadow: Yep. She is.
Villain: Oh darn.

Meanwhile... (2x)
Annie: Haha, suckers! Time to go!

*returns home*

Annie: Hey, Crystal.
Crystal: How'd you escape?
Annie: Easy. There was no lock.

The end.

3:

Shadow: I've finally completed it!
Villain: Completed what?
Shadow: Oh, Jonathan. You wouldn't understand. It's like trying to teach an old dog new tricks.
Villain: Well, you're in luck. I happen to like dogs and tricks.
Shadow: Sigh. Exactly my point.
Villain: What point?
Shadow: Will you leave me alone?!
Villain: What is it?
Shadow: Okay! If I tell you what it is, will you shut up?
Villain: Sure.
Shadow: Okay. I'd like you to meet Isis, my special security system and bounty hunter. She's been specially designed to sense intruders and I'm gonna send her to capture Annie tonight.
Isis: Hi.
Villain: She's hot.
Shadow: Yes, yes! I know! Now go!
Villain: Whatever...

Meanwhile...
Annie: Hey, Crystal. Do you like this one?
Crystal: Nah...it looks too girly. I think of you as a tomboy.
Annie: Yeah, you're right. What about this one?
Crystal: Getting warmer, but I'm still not feelin' it, honey.
Annie: Ugh. Then what should I wear to the school dance tonight?
Crystal: You know what, girl? Forget the school dance! I mean you're a flippin' superhero for goodness sake! When I was younger, I didn't go to the prom. I always thought of it as a mediocre waste of time.
Annie: Well, you're a crystal ball. You don't know human emotions.
Crystal: What are you talkin' about, cupcake?! I was a human!
Annie: I had no idea.
Crystal: But I forgot how I turned into...this...
Annie: So, Crystal, have you ever met a cute guy?
Crystal: Ooh...you have a crush on someone, don't you?
Annie: Just answer the question!
Crystal: Fine. I did. His name was Chad. He was a surfer, BMX rider, and skydiver. He sure lived a full life. Sometimes I wish I could just go back in time, you know what I mean?
Annie: Yeah.
Crystal: Now who's your crush?
Annie: His name is Travis.
Crystal: Does he have any special qualities?
Annie: Not really. He's an ordinary person. Oh, but he does play the clarinet.
Crystal: That's it?
Annie: Look, Crystal, I hate to break it to you, but relationships are not all about extreme sports.
Crystal: Easy for you to say.
Annie: When was the last time you were human?
Crystal: Back in '87. Wow. You're right. It's been along time since I've had a crush on a guy. Now I'm just an old hasbeen. I betcha no one even remembers me!
Annie: That's not true! I remember you.
Crystal: We met just yesterday!
Annie: I know, but who's to say we're not already close friends?
Crystal: Thanks, honey. You really put me up.

Meanwhile... (x2)
Isis: My master has told me to observe any suspisions and so far, I have found nothing.
Villain: You're hot.
Isis: Is that a threat?
Villain: How is that a threat?! It's more like a compliment!
Isis: Well, if it has anything to do with love or affection, I have no interest. As you can see, I am just a robot.
Villain: Look! Over there!
Isis: I don't see anything.

*kisses Isis*

Isis: What was that?!
Villain: That was nothing!

*blasts Jonathan*

Villain: I'm okay!

The end.