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#1 2011-06-18 03:37:46
The Coma Theory (last topic about this, I promise)
Okay. These weird memories were not from a past life. They were not the results of a paradox.
What happened was...I am in a coma.
I fel, off...a bike or something once, which triggered a coma. Many years have been spent in this coma. That means you're not real, LTS isn't real, the internet isn't real. Everything is a figment of my overactive but unconscious imagination.
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#3 2011-06-18 03:58:51
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meew0 wrote:
Three topics in less than two hours
Come on! I was gone for five days. At leadt let me make 2 more topics to catch up...
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#4 2011-06-18 05:10:54
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The internet was around before 2000 though
Arguably, most people on scratch and pokemon have both been around before you too
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#6 2011-06-18 05:12:36
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I'm pretty sure I'm real though.
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#7 2011-06-18 05:15:15
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I'm real. If I wasn't, I would say what you expect me to say. Therefore, your theory isn't correct. What I believe has happened to you is you have gotten into an obsession. Yet you can't believe it. This leads you to make excuses for what has happened. You do not need excuses, only when you have done something wrong to apologise. 
Hey. It's me SSSS, back from the dead!
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#8 2011-06-18 05:17:34
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ssss wrote:
I'm real. If I wasn't, I would say what you expect me to say. Therefore, your theory isn't correct. What I believe has happened to you is you have gotten into an obsession. Yet you can't believe it. This leads you to make excuses for what has happened. You do not need excuses, only when you have done something wrong to apologise.
Thanks, Dr. Phil
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#9 2011-06-18 06:37:03
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somelia wrote:
Okay. These weird memories were not from a past life. They were not the results of a paradox.
What happened was...I am in a coma.
I fel, off...a bike or something once, which triggered a coma. Many years have been spent in this coma. That means you're not real, LTS isn't real, the internet isn't real. Everything is a figment of my overactive but unconscious imagination.
Would this theory have anything to do with the Ash Coma Theory?
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#10 2011-06-18 07:57:42
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HUH. Well, I sometimes wonder if I'M the one imagining all this stuff, but it's more beautiful to think that this is a wide, wide world with many people.
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#11 2011-06-18 08:30:11
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The internet was invented in 1990.
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#12 2011-06-18 09:05:59
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Ace-Of-Hearts wrote:
ssss wrote:
I'm real. If I wasn't, I would say what you expect me to say. Therefore, your theory isn't correct. What I believe has happened to you is you have gotten into an obsession. Yet you can't believe it. This leads you to make excuses for what has happened. You do not need excuses, only when you have done something wrong to apologise.
Thanks, Dr. Phil
If he were Dr. Phil he would've also said "You're in denial".
Also, I know for a fact that I exist becuase I have been existing before you were born and way before this "coma" that you think you've had which you hadn't beause even in your overreactive imagination you wouldn't know that you were in a coma which you apperently do. Which you don't because it never happened. Therefore the most logical arguement for said theory is that you don't exist therefore you were never in a coma therefore we exist therefore you are a figment of OUR imaginations.
Sorry somelia, but with a theory so radical there is no easier way to put it.
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#13 2011-06-18 09:50:05
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But what about all those people who were in a coma... have they ever said they dreamt in a coma, 'cause theres also those people who were in a coma and they said they were aware of everything going on around then just couldn't do anything.
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#15 2011-06-18 11:03:49
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Stop watching the Matrix, somelia.
And Inception.
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#16 2011-06-18 11:07:38
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PW132 wrote:
Stop watching the Matrix, somelia.
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#17 2011-06-18 11:31:43
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Are we figments of your castle of imagination in a coma that aren't real?
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#19 2011-06-18 11:53:03
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I think, therefore I am. It's more relevant than you think.
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#20 2011-06-18 12:04:24
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WIKIPEDIA STEALS:
Coma may result from a variety of conditions, including intoxication (such as illicit drug abuse, overdose or misuse of over the counter medications, prescribed medication, or controlled substances), metabolic abnormalities, central nervous system diseases, acute neurologic injuries such as strokes or herniations, hypoxia, hypothermia, hypoglycemia or traumatic injuries such as head trauma caused by falls or vehicle collisions. It may also be deliberately induced by pharmaceutical agents in order to preserve higher brain functions following brain trauma, or to save the patient from extreme pain during healing of injuries or diseases.
So you just, like, fell off your bike? XD
I know it says caused by falls, but I mean, it seems like it'd be a less severe coma just from a bike.
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#22 2011-06-18 12:07:30
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Nope, were all in a video game. Kinda like Tron and the Matrix combined.
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#24 2011-06-18 12:24:06
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PW132 wrote:
GravityCatisalie wrote:
Nope, were all in a video game. Kinda like Tron and the Matrix combined.
And so Gravity made a separate topic for no reason.
Yes, yes I did.
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#25 2011-06-18 14:34:31
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Vurb wrote:
I was born before 2000 though
But myself in the COMA was born in 2000.
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