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veggieman001 wrote:

777w wrote:

Ace-Of-Hearts wrote:

The scurvy and disease thing. In that time period, ninjas would have just as much disease as pirates. And they wouldn't be faster, there's a limit to how fast the human body can physically go and ninjas generally wouldn't be on top of that

Plus, pirates are probably aware of these diseases, so they do what they can to avoid getting them.

Pirates aren't exactly the, uh, smartest people.

O RLY??? What's your proof? You're probably just going by stereotypes.

veggieman001 wrote:

777w wrote:

veggieman001 wrote:

Pirates aren't exactly the, uh, smartest people.

O RLY??? What's your proof? You're probably just going by stereotypes.

I'm going by history logs.

What? Can I please see one of these?

God

The Ultimate Ninja

777w wrote:

veggieman001 wrote:

777w wrote:

What? Can I please see one of these?

Okay.

._. LOL, anyway, there is an idea that suggests they were very smart. Some people think that piraters wore eyepatches not because they lost an eye, but that they wore it to adjust one eye to darkness so that they could fight night battles. The Mythbusters proved it could work, so it's possible that pirates weren't stupid after all.

My friend told me that.
I don't believe a word of it.

It's more logical that they lost eyes.

veggieman001 wrote:

777w wrote:

veggieman001 wrote:

Okay.

._. LOL, anyway, there is an idea that suggests they were very smart. Some people think that piraters wore eyepatches not because they lost an eye, but that they wore it to adjust one eye to darkness so that they could fight night battles. The Mythbusters proved it could work, so it's possible that pirates weren't stupid after all.

My friend told me that.
I don't believe a word of it.

It's more logical that they lost eyes.

yeah griffin said that like yesterday lol

777w wrote:

veggieman001 wrote:

777w wrote:

._. LOL, anyway, there is an idea that suggests they were very smart. Some people think that piraters wore eyepatches not because they lost an eye, but that they wore it to adjust one eye to darkness so that they could fight night battles. The Mythbusters proved it could work, so it's possible that pirates weren't stupid after all.

My friend told me that.
I don't believe a word of it.

It's more logical that they lost eyes.

How so?

Because they got in a lot of fights. Eyes are easy to lose; it's not like they had forcefields over their eyes.

Ace-Of-Hearts wrote:

veggieman001 wrote:

777w wrote:

._. LOL, anyway, there is an idea that suggests they were very smart. Some people think that piraters wore eyepatches not because they lost an eye, but that they wore it to adjust one eye to darkness so that they could fight night battles. The Mythbusters proved it could work, so it's possible that pirates weren't stupid after all.

My friend told me that.
I don't believe a word of it.

It's more logical that they lost eyes.

You know why ninjas don't have any wounds? Because they're so weak they die in 1 hit

XD Ninjas were originally just poor japanese people who decided they were sick of being poor and trained themselves to be awesome. Considering they were poor people, though, I would think they wouldn't be well fed and they would be...well, a bit weak...

Whatever I give up you win

Pirates are much better IMO

PIRATEZ!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

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Earthboundjeff wrote:

Most pirates were illiterate urchins. Piracy offered them power.
Ninjas were assassins, and killed in stealth. They didn't require strength, they had smarts. They had poison, they had all kinds of venomous animals, and when that didn't work, they snuck around and stabbed using short swords. They blended in, and were the navy seals of ancient Japan. Pirates relied on fear and brute strength.

You should read -of-'s posts. They really sum up how pirates are way better.

Someone's been playing DF, haven't they?