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#1 2011-04-28 18:11:25

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A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

I was doing my homework while listening to the radio. There were ads on, and there was one JCPenney ad and it said something like this:

The JC Penney Ad wrote:

WEIRD SPOKESWOMAN: THE JCPENNEY SALE IS GOING ON NOW! GET 20% OFF ALL OF EVERYTHING! NO EXCLUSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!  big_smile   big_smile   big_smile   big_smile   big_smile   big_smile   big_smile   big_smile 



  WEIRD SPOKESWOMAN :  EXCLUSIONS APPLY. Weird fine print talk removed by Musicstar888-Please don't put weird fine print messages on Scratch, it's extremely annoying and can cause brain damage to some young Scratchers.

Is that stupid or what?

Please discuss annoying ads like this one.

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#2 2011-04-28 18:12:54

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

lol  You didn't really witness it, more a less heard it.
We could make an entire thread of these.. Oh wait!


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#3 2011-04-28 18:14:54

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

bananaman114 wrote:

lol  You didn't really witness it, more a less heard it.
We could make an entire thread of these.. Oh wait!

There is already one.


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#4 2011-04-28 18:15:06

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

tongue 

That reminds me of an ad for a depression medication that I saw once where it was like: Side effects include nightmares, heart attacks, mood swings...other stuff....and death.

It made taking the drug seem not even worth it.

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#5 2011-04-28 18:17:19

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Nuttlajer wrote:

tongue 

That reminds me of an ad for a depression medication that I saw once where it was like: Side effects include nightmares, heart attacks, mood swings...other stuff....and death.

It made taking the drug seem not even worth it.

I saw this Celebrex commercial:

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE ULCERS, WHICH MAY CAUSE DEATH.

lol

It's so funny because sometimes the side effects of medication are worse than the sickness that you're facing in the first place.


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#6 2011-04-28 18:19:37

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

I was in the car on my way home from the mall, and I had some radio show on and some dude was ranting as usual. He was talking about something Kurt Cobain said about MTV, and he was like "16 years later, MTV is still up and running successfully; Not thanks to Nirvana, but to Jersey Shore."
I found it pretty hilarious at the time for whatever reason


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#7 2011-04-28 18:20:38

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

rufflebee wrote:

I was in the car on my way home from the mall, and I had some radio show on and some dude was ranting as usual. He was talking about something Kurt Cobain said about MTV, and he was like "16 years later, MTV is still up and running successfully; Not thanks to Nirvana, but to Jersey Shore."
I found it pretty hilarious at the time for whatever reason

Jersey Shore.

Torture in the fullest.

Just my opinion.


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#8 2011-04-28 18:20:45

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Musicstar888 wrote:

Nuttlajer wrote:

tongue 

That reminds me of an ad for a depression medication that I saw once where it was like: Side effects include nightmares, heart attacks, mood swings...other stuff....and death.

It made taking the drug seem not even worth it.

I saw this Celebrex commercial:

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE ULCERS, WHICH MAY CAUSE DEATH.

lol

It's so funny because sometimes the side effects of medication are worse than the sickness that you're facing in the first place.

Um, thats kind of not funny. It's pretty horrible, and definitely not a laughing matter.


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#9 2011-04-28 18:25:38

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

rufflebee wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:

Nuttlajer wrote:

tongue 

That reminds me of an ad for a depression medication that I saw once where it was like: Side effects include nightmares, heart attacks, mood swings...other stuff....and death.

It made taking the drug seem not even worth it.

I saw this Celebrex commercial:

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE ULCERS, WHICH MAY CAUSE DEATH.

lol

It's so funny because sometimes the side effects of medication are worse than the sickness that you're facing in the first place.

Um, thats kind of not funny. It's pretty horrible, and definitely not a laughing matter.

I'm not lauging at the death part, I'm laughing at the way the spokesman on the commercial said it. He didn't even change the tone of his voice, in fact, the "death" part seemed more relaxed than any other part of the commercial.

I guess they just want you to think that death is nothing to worry about.


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#10 2011-04-28 18:28:21

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Yes, it's a form of propaganda. That's why I always mute during commercials.

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#11 2011-04-28 18:29:37

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Musicstar888 wrote:

rufflebee wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:


I saw this Celebrex commercial:

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE ULCERS, WHICH MAY CAUSE DEATH.

lol

It's so funny because sometimes the side effects of medication are worse than the sickness that you're facing in the first place.

Um, thats kind of not funny. It's pretty horrible, and definitely not a laughing matter.

I'm not lauging at the death part, I'm laughing at the way the spokesman on the commercial said it. He didn't even change the tone of his voice, in fact, the "death" part seemed more relaxed than any other part of the commercial.

I guess they just want you to think that death is nothing to worry about.

But it is. I agree with rufflebee.


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#12 2011-04-28 18:33:03

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

I know it is. That's how commercials are trying to get you to buy the stuff. They list the risks so smoothly, as if they're part of the benefits. They want you to think that there aren't any risks, then you buy it, and you don't realize that the spokesman was saying the word "death" until it's too late.


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#13 2011-04-28 18:34:30

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Musicstar888 wrote:

I know it is. That's how commercials are trying to get you to buy the stuff. They list the risks so smoothly, as if they're part of the benefits. They want you to think that there aren't any risks, then you buy it, and you don't realize that the spokesman was saying the word "death" until it's too late.

Then people can't sue.


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#14 2011-04-28 18:35:50

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

SpriteMaster wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:

I know it is. That's how commercials are trying to get you to buy the stuff. They list the risks so smoothly, as if they're part of the benefits. They want you to think that there aren't any risks, then you buy it, and you don't realize that the spokesman was saying the word "death" until it's too late.

Then people can't sue.

Exactly. And then the commercial guys get to keep all their money and to continue killing innocent people with their side effects. All because of the way someone says something.  sad

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#15 2011-04-28 18:36:22

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Musicstar888 wrote:

I know it is. That's how commercials are trying to get you to buy the stuff. They list the risks so smoothly, as if they're part of the benefits. They want you to think that there aren't any risks, then you buy it, and you don't realize that the spokesman was saying the word "death" until it's too late.

Have you ever seen a bottle of pills?

Most have the potential side effects written on them

But I would hope someone listens carefully to a commercial about medicine before even thinking about buying it anyhow
The advertisers do what you described to inform you of the possible risks without scaring you. They usually also include statistics, like "less than 4% of users suffer from [insert] after taking [insert]" anyway

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#16 2011-04-28 18:39:24

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Musicstar888 wrote:

SpriteMaster wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:

I know it is. That's how commercials are trying to get you to buy the stuff. They list the risks so smoothly, as if they're part of the benefits. They want you to think that there aren't any risks, then you buy it, and you don't realize that the spokesman was saying the word "death" until it's too late.

Then people can't sue.

Exactly. And then the commercial guys get to keep all their money and to continue killing innocent people with their side effects. All because of the way someone says something.  sad

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#17 2011-04-28 18:41:30

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Musicstar888 wrote:

SpriteMaster wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:

I know it is. That's how commercials are trying to get you to buy the stuff. They list the risks so smoothly, as if they're part of the benefits. They want you to think that there aren't any risks, then you buy it, and you don't realize that the spokesman was saying the word "death" until it's too late.

Then people can't sue.

Exactly. And then the commercial guys get to keep all their money and to continue killing innocent people with their side effects. All because of the way someone says something.  sad

You're overreacting a bit. Usually death almost never occurs unless with a strong treatment like chemotherapy. Also, the thing that causes death is always treatable or they wouldnt even put it on the shelf.

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#18 2011-04-28 18:43:43

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

What I'm saying generally relates to shopaholics, too. They shop and shop and shop and they don't stop until they see their credit card bill.  hmm


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#19 2011-04-28 18:44:39

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Once I saw a commercial about depression and some kind of bad disease and the side effects were the sickness.  tongue

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#20 2011-04-28 18:45:01

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

12three wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:

SpriteMaster wrote:


Then people can't sue.

Exactly. And then the commercial guys get to keep all their money and to continue killing innocent people with their side effects. All because of the way someone says something.  sad

You're overreacting a bit. Usually death almost never occurs unless with a strong treatment like chemotherapy. Also, the thing that causes death is always treatable or they wouldnt even put it on the shelf.

I know. The chances of dying from pills is small. Well, the side effects, anyway.


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#21 2011-04-28 18:45:21

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Musicstar888 wrote:

What I'm saying generally relates to shopaholics, too. They shop and shop and shop and they don't stop until they see their credit card bill.  hmm

That can actually be a medical disorder. I saw it on the twilight zone.

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#22 2011-04-28 18:47:58

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

12three wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:

What I'm saying generally relates to shopaholics, too. They shop and shop and shop and they don't stop until they see their credit card bill.  hmm

That can actually be a medical disorder. I saw it on the twilight zone.

Really? Wow.  My dad watches that show.


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#23 2011-04-28 18:50:47

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Musicstar888 wrote:

12three wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:

What I'm saying generally relates to shopaholics, too. They shop and shop and shop and they don't stop until they see their credit card bill.  hmm

That can actually be a medical disorder. I saw it on the twilight zone.

Really? Wow.  My dad watches that show.

Really good show. Especially the one in the eighties. Good morals too.

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#24 2011-04-28 18:52:02

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

12three wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:

12three wrote:


That can actually be a medical disorder. I saw it on the twilight zone.

Really? Wow.  My dad watches that show.

Really good show. Especially the one in the eighties. Good morals too.

Hmm. Maybe I should look at it.


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#25 2011-04-28 18:55:14

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Re: A hilarious thing I just witnessed.

Musicstar888 wrote:

12three wrote:

Musicstar888 wrote:


Really? Wow.  My dad watches that show.

Really good show. Especially the one in the eighties. Good morals too.

Hmm. Maybe I should look at it.

Indeed. Very inspiring... helps write music.

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