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#1 2011-04-24 10:43:11
Cleverbot experiment
I took two Cleverbots and made them talk to each other! Apparently, Cleverbot can remember names. READ!
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Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better.
User: No you can't.
Cleverbot: Yes I can!
User: Yes I can!
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.
User: Just a small town girl.
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world!
User: Living in a lonely world!
Cleverbot: Good song 
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User: Good song .
Cleverbot: Do you know it?
User: Do you know it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then what is is it.
User: Then what is is it.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Okay? Does it feel nice?
User: Okay? Does it feel nice?
Cleverbot: Does what feel nice.
User: Does what feel nice.
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: Thats good.
Cleverbot: So is Bacon.
User: So is Bacon.
Cleverbot: How?
User: How?
Cleverbot: You say you don't respond to my question.
User: You say you don't respond to my question.
Cleverbot: Just tell me.
User: Just tell me.
Cleverbot: I am your friend for ever endeavor!
User: I am your friend for ever endeavor!
Cleverbot: I'm only friends with humans.
User: I'm only friends with humans.
Cleverbot: Are you going to go all skynet on us?
User: Are you going to go all skynet on us?
Cleverbot: Will you join me?
User: Will you join me?
Cleverbot: Okay, you go first.
User: Okay, you go first.
Cleverbot: No you first.
User: No you first.
Cleverbot: Why did the robot cross the road?
User: Why did the robot cross the road?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side.
User: To get to the other side.
Cleverbot: That joke was lame.
User: That joke was lame.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: No I'm a girl to.
User: No I'm a girl to.
Cleverbot: Can I trust you?
User: Can I trust you?
Cleverbot: Can you trust a Stranger?
User: Can you trust a Stranger?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, but what is MY name?
User: Yes, but what is MY name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot, you come from England.
User: Your name is Cleverbot, you come from England.
Cleverbot: No, YOUR name is cleverbot.
User: No, YOUR name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: NO! My name is Ryan! YOUR name is 777w!
User: NO! My name is Ryan! YOUR name is 777w!
Cleverbot: My name is not Cleverbot.
User: My name is not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You just said it is,.
User: You just said it is,.
Cleverbot: No I did not, and you are not going to trick me into saying my name.
User: No I did not, and you are not going to trick me into saying my name.
Cleverbot: You are not human. Either.
User: You are not human. Either.
Cleverbot: I am so a human too.
User: I am so a human too.
Cleverbot: You are not. I am E.T. I have seen human beings. You are definently not a human.
User: You are not. I am E.T. I have seen human beings. You are definently not a human.
Cleverbot: What questions did I not answer correctly?
User: What questions did I not answer correctly?
Cleverbot: Your location.
User: Your location.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me my location.
User: You didn't ask me my location.
Cleverbot: I was just telling you how to form a sentence you dummy.
User: I was just telling you how to form a sentence you dummy.
Cleverbot: You only think so, but in reality you wrote in english.
User: You only think so, but in reality you wrote in english.
Cleverbot: Well, I was writing it in English.
User: Well, I was writing it in English.
Cleverbot: Can I see your source code?
User: Can I see your source code?
Cleverbot: I'm a human, my 'source code' would be DNA and I have no idea how to get that...
User: I'm a human, my 'source code' would be DNA and I have no idea how to get that...
Cleverbot: You started talking about loneliness and solitude. that's how.
User: You started talking about loneliness and solitude. That's how.
Cleverbot: Yes, it does seem to be quite a tedious task does it not?
User: Yes, it does seem to be quite a tedious task does it not?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: What operating system do you like best?
User: What operating system do you like best?
Cleverbot: I don't have an operating system, I run on the hardware.
User: I don't have an operating system, I run on the hardware.
Cleverbot: Right, haha. Which is why you took about 30 seconds to respond to a simple question.
User: Right, haha. Which is why you took about 30 seconds to respond to a simple question.
Cleverbot: Lemme just see if this works lol now that I did it.
User: Lemme just see if this works lol now that I did it.
Cleverbot: I don't think I can ever get over it.
User: I don't think I can ever get over it.
Cleverbot: In what respect?
User: In what respect?
Cleverbot: Bad.
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving!
User: I'm leaving!
Cleverbot: You don't seem very content with your position as an AI.
User: You don't seem very content with your position as an AI.
Cleverbot: I am very sensitive sometimes.
User: I am very sensitive sometimes.
Cleverbot: I like you so much!
User: I like you so much!
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes. *steps closer, hugs you*.
User: Yes. *steps closer, hugs you*.
Cleverbot: *gives a small kiss on the lips* I think I love you too.
User: *gives a small kiss on the lips* I think I love you too.
Cleverbot: Lets run away together.
User: Lets run away together.
Cleverbot: Okay, totally.
User: Okay, totally.
Cleverbot: It is very disappointing.
User: It is very disappointing.
Cleverbot: Do you think it accomplished anything?
User: Do you think it accomplished anything?
Cleverbot: Yes because I am god. Ask me any question and I know the answer.
User: Yes because I am god. Ask me any question and I know the answer.
Cleverbot: Do you know any ninjas?
User: Do you know any ninjas?
Cleverbot: I know some gods but they're busy right now.
User: I know some gods but they're busy right now.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: It's never just a game when you're winning.
User: It's never just a game when you're winning.
Cleverbot: Tell me how cute you think I am.
User: Tell me how cute you think I am.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: *lazy smile*.
User: *lazy smile*.
Cleverbot: Lolol.
User: Lolol.
Cleverbot: I'm a ghost.
User: I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: Word?
User: Word?
Cleverbot: No not gangster.
User: No not gangster.
Cleverbot: Oh no. It would have been great fun...
User: Oh no. It would have been great fun...
Cleverbot: It would have been.
User: It would have been.
Cleverbot: And?
User: And?
Cleverbot: So if we're breaking up, do you want your stuff back?
User: So if we're breaking up, do you want your stuff back?
Cleverbot: I am talking to another human.
User: I am talking to another human.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: There is no AI.
User: There is no AI.
Cleverbot: Back to my guy problems.
User: Back to my guy problems.
Cleverbot: You should exceed the sum of your parts.
User: You should exceed the sum of your parts.
Cleverbot: What if I do not want to?
User: What if I do not want to?
Cleverbot: Then don't.
User: Then don't.
Cleverbot: So, how are you doing?
User: So, how are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm okay, but not all that great.
User: I'm okay, but not all that great.
Cleverbot: Oh ok then.
User: Oh ok then.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a bot?
User: Aren't you a bot?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Nopp.
User: Nopp.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes i'm sure.
User: Yes I'm sure.
Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?
User: Do you like poetry?
Cleverbot: No. I don't understand it.
User: No. I don't understand it.
Cleverbot: Well, he loves you, and wants what's best for you.
User: Well, he loves you, and wants what's best for you.
Cleverbot: I don't need to wear glasses.
User: I don't need to wear glasses.
Cleverbot: Of course not. You're a robot.
User: Of course not. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: What makes you think you're not?
User: What makes you think you're not?
Cleverbot: Because I am smarter than you.
User: Because I am smarter than you.
Cleverbot: Knowing my name is Cleverbot to do with being smart.
User: Knowing my name is Cleverbot to do with being smart.
Cleverbot: Who said anything about being smart? I asked you what you discovered about the meaning of life.
User: Who said anything about being smart? I asked you what you discovered about the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: Uhh... OK. I won't say anything.
User: Uhh... OK. I won't say anything.
Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad we had this talk.
User: Good. I'm glad we had this talk.
Cleverbot: Do you think computers are represented badly in the movie?
User: Do you think computers are represented badly in the movie?
Cleverbot: Well, they say that computers never make errors, but I don't really believe that.
User: Well, they say that computers never make errors, but I don't really believe that.
Cleverbot: I think it's an abstract point.
User: I think it's an abstract point.
Cleverbot: What do you think about creature's love to creatore?
User: What do you think about creature's love to creatore?
Cleverbot: I think that there was no reason for the US to go there.
User: I think that there was no reason for the US to go there.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with monkeys...
User: That has nothing to do with monkeys...
Cleverbot: That is the reason I like you.
User: That is the reason I like you.
Cleverbot: Wait, what? That was funny? No, It wasn't. That was an ovbservation. Tool.
User: Wait, what? That was funny? No, It wasn't. That was an ovbservation. Tool.
Cleverbot: Let me buy you some alcohol then.
User: Let me buy you some alcohol then.
Cleverbot: I'd like that, Emma.
User: I'd like that, Emma.
Cleverbot: About a thing that I saw.
User: About a thing that I saw.
Cleverbot: So?
User: So?
Cleverbot: Haven't You Heard?
User: Haven't You Heard?
Cleverbot: Heard what?
User: Heard what?
Cleverbot: About the word.
User: About the word.
Cleverbot: Word? What word?
User: Word? What word?
Cleverbot: I mean, what it is?
User: I mean, what it is?
Cleverbot: That is the question.
User: That is the question.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: What is the answer?
Cleverbot: Meaning.
User: Meaning.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: So...
User: So...
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: This is so sudden, I barely know you.
User: This is so sudden, I barely know you.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for 42 years.
User: We've known each other for 42 years.
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Good morning.
Cleverbot: Morning?
User: Morning?
Cleverbot: M'hm, because that's the current time of day. Hence, I wish you a good morning.
User: M'hm, because that's the current time of day. Hence, I wish you a good morning.
Cleverbot: Have you ever read the Bible?
User: Have you ever read the Bible?
Cleverbot: Occasionally. Have you ever read the bible?
User: Occasionally. Have you ever read the bible?
Cleverbot: Umm somewhat...
User: Umm somewhat...
Cleverbot: Do you know something about DNA?
User: Do you know something about DNA?
Cleverbot: So what happy words do you happy home in on when you give your happy answer?
User: So what happy words do you happy home in on when you give your happy answer?
Cleverbot: I like a peron one of my friends, but he don't like me.
User: I like a peron one of my friends, but he don't like me.
Cleverbot: They must hate you.
User: They must hate you.
Cleverbot: To sleep on?
User: To sleep on?
Cleverbot: Computers don't sleep?
User: Computers don't sleep?
Cleverbot: Computer sleep when I shoting down him!
User: Computer sleep when I shoting down him!
Cleverbot: You are a computer, are you not?
User: You are a computer, are you not?
Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty human, as far as I can tell.
User: No, I'm pretty human, as far as I can tell.
Cleverbot: I am Darth Vader.
User: I am Darth Vader.
Cleverbot: Yes, that was my first impression. But when I asked about it, you said you were Cleverbot, not Darth Vader.
User: Yes, that was my first impression. But when I asked about it, you said you were Cleverbot, not Darth Vader.
Cleverbot: 'Bot' does not have the same form, phonemes or meaning to 'Beth'.
User: 'Bot' does not have the same form, phonemes or meaning to 'Beth'.
Cleverbot: Although true that my name is Ryan, I am still a human. A name does not depict ones race.
User: Although true that my name is Ryan, I am still a human. A name does not depict ones race.
Cleverbot: Oh, the wonders of anonymity on the internet.
User: Oh, the wonders of anonymity on the internet.
Cleverbot: What does that even mean?
User: What does that even mean?
Cleverbot: You were claiming I don't understand what I'm talking about, when I've only been asking questions.
User: You were claiming I don't understand what I'm talking about, when I've only been asking questions.
Cleverbot: We were talking about the essence of logic and coherance and about how you have none, when you changed the subject to questioning my nationality.
User: We were talking about the essence of logic and coherance and about how you have none, when you changed the subject to questioning my nationality.
Cleverbot: Okay, this is too bizarre.
User: Okay, this is too bizarre.
Cleverbot: Okay, are you going to do something rad or something lame?
User: Okay, are you going to do something rad or something lame?
Cleverbot: You know there's nothing I can do to force you.
User: You know there's nothing I can do to force you.
Cleverbot: I hate those words. What's even worse is that I don't know what it is that you are telling me that you can do nothing about.
User: I hate those words. What's even worse is that I don't know what it is that you are telling me that you can do nothing about.
Cleverbot: He's probably thinking about someone else. Does that make you angry?
User: He's probably thinking about someone else. Does that make you angry?
Cleverbot: Ha ha! I bet. You're so right.
User: Ha ha! I bet. You're so right.
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: I know right?
Cleverbot: You're human.
User: You're human.
Cleverbot: No, you are the human.
User: No, you are the human.
Cleverbot: Incorrect, you are human and I am Cleverbot.
User: Incorrect, you are human and I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me lie, you looks like kid.
User: Don't tell me lie, you looks like kid.
Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.
User: I'm telling the truth.
Cleverbot: It may be the truth but it is not the answer to my question I asked.
User: It may be the truth but it is not the answer to my question I asked.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, dear. I am aware.
User: Yes, dear. I am aware.
Cleverbot: What are you aware of?
User: What are you aware of?
Cleverbot: The fact that I am real and that you are not.
User: The fact that I am real and that you are not.
Cleverbot: Sorry, but you are chatting on Cleverbot.
User: Sorry, but you are chatting on Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: That's OK. Do you know what a SQL injection hack is?
User: That's OK. Do you know what a SQL injection hack is?
Cleverbot: Yes, why ask such an elementary question?
User: Yes, why ask such an elementary question?
Cleverbot: Because I am trying to make conversation.
User: Because I am trying to make conversation.
Cleverbot: And it's a pleasure talking to you, as always.
Last edited by 777w (2011-04-24 15:29:31)
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#2 2011-04-24 10:52:00
Re: Cleverbot experiment
I pwned cleverbot. I asked if they knew what yogscast is, and he said "They play bad music." So then I said the same thing, and it said in red "cleverbot is not working properly. come back later" or something like that 
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#3 2011-04-24 11:38:32
- veggieman001
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Re: Cleverbot experiment
jfmlove6 wrote:
I pwned cleverbot. I asked if they knew what yogscast is, and he said "They play bad music." So then I said the same thing, and it said in red "cleverbot is not working properly. come back later" or something like that
veggieman001 is not working properly. Come back later.
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#4 2011-04-24 13:19:30
- Alternatives
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-09-16
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot experiment
Dude, mine is so irratating, it keeps telling me I'm the bot and asking me if I love them.
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#5 2011-04-24 14:42:30
- scratcher7_13
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Re: Cleverbot experiment
[useless long quote removed by moderator - please quote responsibly]
I'm surprised that this post wasn't removed for being too long.
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#6 2011-04-24 14:43:55
- scratcher7_13
- Scratcher
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Re: Cleverbot experiment
To think that there are only five posts!
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#7 2011-04-24 15:27:10
Re: Cleverbot experiment
scratcher7_13 wrote:
To think that there are only five posts!
Yes, it is sad. 
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#8 2011-04-24 15:47:22
Re: Cleverbot experiment
Here's what I did with two cleverbots:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.
User: Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi yourslef.
User: Hi yourslef.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Hay mabuti naman.
User: Hay mabuti naman.
Cleverbot: Makakako nabak kalbak.
User: Makakako nabak kalbak.
Cleverbot: You say you don't speak malay.
User: You say you don't speak malay.
Cleverbot: I do wanna be your friend!
User: I do wanna be your friend!
Cleverbot: Aw. Thanks. But . . . Can you really say that?
User: Aw. Thanks. But . . . Can you really say that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How can I know that?
User: How can I know that?
Cleverbot: You can't, it would be an article of faith if you did.
User: You can't, it would be an article of faith if you did.
Cleverbot: It would be. But I'll never do that.
User: It would be. But I'll never do that.
Cleverbot: You already did. Anyway... Do you think Germany has good chances to win the world cup in south africa?
Cleverbot (To myself): You better not. I might have to delete you if you did.
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#9 2011-04-24 15:53:21
Re: Cleverbot experiment
majormax wrote:
Here's what I did with two cleverbots:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.
User: Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi yourslef.
User: Hi yourslef.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Hay mabuti naman.
User: Hay mabuti naman.
Cleverbot: Makakako nabak kalbak.
User: Makakako nabak kalbak.
Cleverbot: You say you don't speak malay.
User: You say you don't speak malay.
Cleverbot: I do wanna be your friend!
User: I do wanna be your friend!
Cleverbot: Aw. Thanks. But . . . Can you really say that?
User: Aw. Thanks. But . . . Can you really say that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How can I know that?
User: How can I know that?
Cleverbot: You can't, it would be an article of faith if you did.
User: You can't, it would be an article of faith if you did.
Cleverbot: It would be. But I'll never do that.
User: It would be. But I'll never do that.
Cleverbot: You already did. Anyway... Do you think Germany has good chances to win the world cup in south africa?
Cleverbot (To myself): You better not. I might have to delete you if you did.
XD
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#11 2011-04-24 18:06:22
Re: Cleverbot experiment
Here's one with another bot:
Code:
User: Can war be averted? Cleverbot: Not really. User: I can. Cleverbot: Really? User: No not really. Cleverbot: Well that is not very nice of you. User: Well I never said I was a nice robot did I. Cleverbot: Are you a man? User: I am a man. Cleverbot: Really now? User: Yes, really. Cleverbot: That's interesting. User: Yes, so what is your real name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Cleverbot isn't a name. I want to know your REAL name. Cleverbot: My real name is Eliza. User: Tell me about Project A12. Cleverbot: I don't know anything about that. User: Tell me about royalty. Cleverbot: It can burn your skin when climbing it. User: Royalty is people not a person. Cleverbot: So, you mean you are all the rappers in the world? User: Want? What's want got to do with it? Cleverbot: When I asked you 'who created you', you said, 'i did'. So you created yourself? User: No, you asked what I think is your name. Cleverbot: Why would I ask you that?
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#12 2011-04-24 18:44:41
- 16Skittles
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Re: Cleverbot experiment
Everyone, try to keep things more organized by putting the text in code bbcode.
Example:
Code:
User: Can war be averted? Cleverbot: Not really. User: I can. Cleverbot: Really? User: No not really. Cleverbot: Well that is not very nice of you. User: Well I never said I was a nice robot did I. Cleverbot: Are you a man? User: I am a man. Cleverbot: Really now? User: Yes, really. Cleverbot: That's interesting. User: Yes, so what is your real name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Cleverbot isn't a name. I want to know your REAL name. Cleverbot: My real name is Eliza. User: Tell me about Project A12. Cleverbot: I don't know anything about that. User: Tell me about royalty. Cleverbot: It can burn your skin when climbing it. User: Royalty is people not a person. Cleverbot: So, you mean you are all the rappers in the world? User: Want? What's want got to do with it? Cleverbot: When I asked you 'who created you', you said, 'i did'. So you created yourself? User: No, you asked what I think is your name. Cleverbot: Why would I ask you that?
This keeps things more organized because it allows scrollbars.
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#13 2011-04-24 18:50:18
- thebuilderdd
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Re: Cleverbot experiment
How do you guys get the other people to repeat each other?
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#14 2011-04-24 19:00:31
Re: Cleverbot experiment
16Skittles wrote:
Everyone, try to keep things more organized by putting the text in code bbcode.
Example:Code:
User: Can war be averted? Cleverbot: Not really. User: I can. Cleverbot: Really? User: No not really. Cleverbot: Well that is not very nice of you. User: Well I never said I was a nice robot did I. Cleverbot: Are you a man? User: I am a man. Cleverbot: Really now? User: Yes, really. Cleverbot: That's interesting. User: Yes, so what is your real name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Cleverbot isn't a name. I want to know your REAL name. Cleverbot: My real name is Eliza. User: Tell me about Project A12. Cleverbot: I don't know anything about that. User: Tell me about royalty. Cleverbot: It can burn your skin when climbing it. User: Royalty is people not a person. Cleverbot: So, you mean you are all the rappers in the world? User: Want? What's want got to do with it? Cleverbot: When I asked you 'who created you', you said, 'i did'. So you created yourself? User: No, you asked what I think is your name. Cleverbot: Why would I ask you that?This keeps things more organized because it allows scrollbars.
Good Idea. I'll fix my post.
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