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Bluestribute wrote:

My dad says this a lot, and so do I: It's better to be * off then to be * on

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A teacher once said to a class i was in; "It's some of the quieter people in this class that make the most noise".

My favourite ones are:

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance

People only get lost in thought because it's unfamiliar territory

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

An eagle may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engine turbines

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

Those are the ones I think are the funniest 

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Lanie wrote:

Cloverield:

Beth McIntyre: [sees monster] What is that?
Hud: It's a terrible thing.
[while trying to get to a flight of stairs, Rob encounters a parasite and kills it]
Beth McIntyre: Oh my God! What is that?
Hud: I don't know! Something else! Also terrible.

Hud: Look, all I'm saying is that this thing coulda have come from anywhere! It could have come from outer space!
Marlena Diamond: Like Superman?
Hud: Yeah! Wait... you know who Superman is?
Marlena Diamond: [sarcastically] Wait, you know Superman? I think I'm feeling something here... Are you aware of Garfield?

Hud: Do you guys remember a couple of years ago when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?
Rob Hawkins: Jesus, Hud! Maybe not the best time for this conversation down here!
Hud: Right.
[awkward silent pause]
Hud: I just can't stop thinking how scary it'd be if a flaming homeless guy came running...
Rob Hawkins, Lily Ford, Marlena Diamond: HUD!
Hud: I'm just saying. Sorry.

lol, you saw that movie, i loved that movie 

Ron- Follow the butterflies, follow the butterflies! Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Hermione- Ronicus Explodicus! (Ron's head explodes)
-The Potter Puppet Pals.

Bubs- It's(Strong Bad's computer) in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it has a hole in it!
- Homestar Runner.com

Homestar Runner.Net! It's dot com!!!!
-Homestar (his welcome speech) Homestarrunner.com

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days" -Benjamin Franklin

Freestylin_Monkey wrote:

Lanie wrote:

Cloverield:

Beth McIntyre: [sees monster] What is that?
Hud: It's a terrible thing.
[while trying to get to a flight of stairs, Rob encounters a parasite and kills it]
Beth McIntyre: Oh my God! What is that?
Hud: I don't know! Something else! Also terrible.

Hud: Look, all I'm saying is that this thing coulda have come from anywhere! It could have come from outer space!
Marlena Diamond: Like Superman?
Hud: Yeah! Wait... you know who Superman is?
Marlena Diamond: [sarcastically] Wait, you know Superman? I think I'm feeling something here... Are you aware of Garfield?

Hud: Do you guys remember a couple of years ago when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?
Rob Hawkins: Jesus, Hud! Maybe not the best time for this conversation down here!
Hud: Right.
[awkward silent pause]
Hud: I just can't stop thinking how scary it'd be if a flaming homeless guy came running...
Rob Hawkins, Lily Ford, Marlena Diamond: HUD!
Hud: I'm just saying. Sorry.

lol, you saw that movie, i loved that movie 

The best part was Hud talking the whole time lol

That's one of the dumbest ideas in the history of dumb ideas... and we've had a lot of those.

Number One (this is not in order of the best):
"I'm putting you in Dink Meeker's toon. From now on, as far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God."
"Then who are you?"
"The personal officer who hired God." (Ender's game)
    Number Two:
Remember, the enemy's gate is down. (Ender's game)
     Number Three:
"Human beings didn't evolve brains in order to lie around on lakes. Killing's the first thing we learned.  And a good thing we did, or we'd be dead, and the tigers would own the earth." (Ender's game)
    Number Four:
There was no doubt in Ender's mind.  There was no help for him.  Whatever he faced, now and forever, no one would save him from it.  Peter might be scum, but Peter had been right, always right; the power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you. (Ender's game)
    Number Five:
Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs. We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arakeen air. (my signature, from Dune)
    Number Six:
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
   Number Seven:
I don't fear death. I was dead for a million years before I was born and it didn't inconvenience me in the slightest. (I'm afraid I don't remember who said this quote)
   Number Eight:
You are crushed by a flying piece of drawbridge. -More-
You die. -More-
Do you want your possessions identified? [y or n] (nethack)

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"say it, I'm doomed" (Ronald Billius Weasley)
"You're doomed" (Harry James Potter)