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So agree with gettys, Berra is the man when it comes to quotes.
"I have no idea where I'm going, but I'm making great time!"
"Cut my pizza into sixths, I don't think I can eat eight slices."
"No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded."

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Those quotes are great guys!

Found these by typing "witty quotes" into google:

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire

"Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
- Proverb

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
- General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words

"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?"
- Will Rogers (1879-1935)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

In a boat at sea one of the men began to bore a hole in the bottom of the boat. On being remonstrating with, he answered, "I am only boring under my own seat."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

"How can I lose to such an idiot?"
- Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935), Chessmaster

I'm sure I said this before, but:

Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with Battery!

//The following are off of a site
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

"The real question is, is our children learning?"
~George W. Bush

It must be a rhetorical question...

Enzo1997 wrote:

"The real question is, is our children learning?"
~George W. Bush

It must be a rhetorical question...

Sr. or Jr. Bush?

AtomicBawm3 wrote:

This is kinda a quote, but more of a joke:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
and so am I.

    *If you don't know what Schizophrenia is, it's kind of like some one who has multiple personalties, they might even argue with themselves as though they are with another person.

Did you know that Multiple Personality Disorder is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder? It's really fun to say that out-loud! 

Calebxy_Test wrote:

AtomicBawm3 wrote:

This is kinda a quote, but more of a joke:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
and so am I.

    *If you don't know what Schizophrenia is, it's kind of like some one who has multiple personalties, they might even argue with themselves as though they are with another person.

Did you know that Multiple Personality Disorder is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder? It's really fun to say that out-loud! 

Hey, I know you from school

Aint that cool?

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana" - Groucho Marx

@ Aidan- That's a funny video. 

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Calebxy_Test wrote:

spongebob123 wrote:

Calebxy_Test wrote:

Did you know that Multiple Personality Disorder is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder? It's really fun to say that out-loud! 

Hey, I know you from school

Aint that cool?

No you don't.

Weird. The Caleb kid I know had a Scratch account, and he said his username was Calebxy. You're obviously ignoring me.

German general Erwin rommel said, a few days before D-day,"When the invasion comes...I will destroy it...here, on the beach."
doesn't the irony just kill you?
when a clown ceases to be funny, he looses his job, and a jester unemploid is nobody's fool.     
get it? it's funny because clowns,jesters, and fools are all the same thing. it's a play on words

"Santa Claus has the right idea ... visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge

"Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?" - Alternatives

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." - Simon Pensieve

what-the wrote:

Alternatives wrote:

"Santa Claus has the right idea ... visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge

"Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?" - Alternatives

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." - Simon Pensieve

Some of them are quite good. Visiting people once. 

Yeah I had them in my sig awhile ago