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XSpearPillarX · 2011-01-31 10:40:54

I tried to stick my tounge in the blender because I tried to taste the smoothie I just made in it, and I accidentaly pressed the blender button with my body and it shred my tounge because it was close to the blades

now I have a kitchen with smoothy stains everywhere and no tounge

I miss the taste of grilled burgers sad

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XSpearPillarX · 2011-01-31 10:44:27

also when one of my friends were constipated, he was constipated for so long, one day his rear just imploded on itself, just like that.

later he died because he couldn't take any dumps

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Targethero · 2011-01-31 13:24:33

I cant tell ifyou are being serious right now Pillar, but i hope you arent. tongue

slapperbob · 2011-01-31 19:25:52

MiffinTheMuffin wrote:
slapperbob wrote:
MiffinTheMuffin wrote:

Oh, I've seen that bush before. It was EVIL. It was the one that killed my pet elephant, Erbie. The jerk.
Pet elephant? Whut?
The bush killed Erbie. Catch my drift, dawg?

But what I mean is: who has a pet elephant?

MiffinTheMuffin · 2011-01-31 19:27:14

slapperbob wrote:
MiffinTheMuffin wrote:
slapperbob wrote:
Pet elephant? Whut?
The bush killed Erbie. Catch my drift, dawg?
But what I mean is: who has a pet elephant?

I do.

Stupid 60 second rule.

echs · 2011-01-31 19:27:26

one time i died
then i undied
all right mods, time to close

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slapperbob · 2011-01-31 19:29:47

MiffinTheMuffin wrote:
slapperbob wrote:
Oohh! I have a good one!

It didn't happen to me, but one time, my sister stole my brother's axe, and tried to cut down a tree, and missed. She cut her leg really deep, and didn't tell our parents, so she didn't get stitches even though she really needed them.
Pfft. That doesn't even sound real. How do you know this if she didn't tell people?

I didn't say she didn't tell anyone. She just didn't tell our parents.

MiffinTheMuffin · 2011-01-31 19:33:44

slapperbob wrote:
MiffinTheMuffin wrote:
slapperbob wrote:
Oohh! I have a good one!

It didn't happen to me, but one time, my sister stole my brother's axe, and tried to cut down a tree, and missed. She cut her leg really deep, and didn't tell our parents, so she didn't get stitches even though she really needed them.
Pfft. That doesn't even sound real. How do you know this if she didn't tell people?
I didn't say she didn't tell anyone. She just didn't tell our parents.

I think she would need more then stitches if she cut her leg open with an axe.

slapperbob · 2011-01-31 19:55:02

MiffinTheMuffin wrote:
slapperbob wrote:
MiffinTheMuffin wrote:

Pfft. That doesn't even sound real. How do you know this if she didn't tell people?
I didn't say she didn't tell anyone. She just didn't tell our parents.
I think she would need more then stitches if she cut her leg open with an axe.

Well I don't know. Apparently she was fine.

MiffinTheMuffin · 2011-01-31 19:57:06

slapperbob wrote:
MiffinTheMuffin wrote:
slapperbob wrote:

I didn't say she didn't tell anyone. She just didn't tell our parents.
I think she would need more then stitches if she cut her leg open with an axe.
Well I don't know. Apparently she was fine.

roll

The_Dancing_Donut · 2011-02-02 04:11:15

Um... breaking my toe a few days before outdoor adventure camp. My toe doesn't bend now because I never went to the hospital to get it fixed.

I fell off a bin in the PE shed and jarred my already non-functioning ankle.

Yesterday I burnt my hand on a saucepan in cooking technology.

Once I ended up in hospital with a dog allergy.

Oh, and I have fallen arches (flat feet) and I had to have my ankle rebuilt, some bone sawed off and the tendons rebuilt. I'd spent A YEAR on crutches. I had to wear a cast and a brace for ages. tongue

JeanTheFox · 2011-02-02 08:11:20

I fell out of a two-story window and broke my leg. sad

johndo77 · 2011-02-02 08:15:26

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
Oh, and I have fallen arches (flat feet) and I had to have my ankle rebuilt, some bone sawed off and the tendons rebuilt. I'd spent A YEAR on crutches. I had to wear a cast and a brace for ages.

Yeah, I have that too...

I also burnt my tongue from drinking something. I couldn't taste anything for the rest of the day.

thecrazyguy · 2011-02-02 08:16:10

Swallowed a nickel when i was 2. I had to go to the hospital. I also had a wine bottle fall on my little finger, (NO I DIDN'T DRINK IT!!!!!1111!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!) and to this day, my little finger is crooked.

xbox360fan · 2011-02-02 11:56:38

I slammed my ribs while skating. I couldn't breath for, like, 3 minutes.

Chatter · 2011-02-02 12:50:06

I got a concussion by falling off my top bunk. I was 4 and I needed to go to the hospital. I couldn't talk.

jfmlove6 · 2011-02-02 13:55:35

oh, i fell off the monkey bars at my school and got the wind knocked out of me. My back hurt for days after that. And one time I was jumping on and off the bed with my friend and I twisted my ankle. I had to wear a boot all night because it was in the evening.

The-Whiz · 2011-02-02 14:54:48

I think it was the time a piano fell on me.

Or maybe it was the one where I got my head chopped off by a guillotine in a museum, but there were able to cauterize my neck and freeze my head so they could reattach it.

bananaman114 · 2011-02-02 15:15:03

Probably when I forgot to run away when I planted the bo- Um, that time I - I stubbed my toe on the fridge door.

johndo77 · 2011-02-02 15:22:33

I got the wind knocked out of me on a trampoline.

Chatter · 2011-02-02 15:24:12

The-Whiz wrote:
I think it was the time a piano fell on me.

Or maybe it was the one where I got my head chopped off by a guillotine in a museum, but there were able to cauterize my neck and freeze my head so they could reattach it.

O.o

higejolly · 2011-02-02 20:35:30

The-Whiz wrote:
I think it was the time a piano fell on me.

Or maybe it was the one where I got my head chopped off by a guillotine in a museum, but there were able to cauterize my neck and freeze my head so they could reattach it.

You can't be serious.

Kileymeister · 2011-02-02 20:38:19

The-Whiz wrote:
I think it was the time a piano fell on me.

Or maybe it was the one where I got my head chopped off by a guillotine in a museum, but there were able to cauterize my neck and freeze my head so they could reattach it.

Pfft.

Softie.

XSpearPillarX · 2011-02-02 21:22:13

a knife fell of the counter and fell in between my toes (TRUE STORY LOL lol )

PW132 · 2011-02-02 21:24:26

XSpearPillarX wrote:
a knife fell of the counter and fell in between my toes (TRUE STORY LOL )

That's lucky! lol

(BTW, I don't really hate you.)

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