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unclemat95 · 2011-01-19 18:44:21

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxymoron
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

Post em' here! Heres an example from wikipedia:

One sunny day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got into a fight
Back to back, they faced each other,
Pulled out sabers and shot one another
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.

Now try to explain it!

It is sunny at the middle of the night. ?
Two boys, who are dead, some how get in a fight. ?
Epicly, they sought each other as enemies.
The pull out swords and shot one another ?!?!?!
a deaf policeman some how heard the noise (paradox!)
The police man came and killed the already dead boys =P

Sunrise-Moon · 2011-01-19 18:50:29

You missed one- back to back they faced each other. How can you face someone if you are facing the other way?

Kileymeister · 2011-01-19 19:10:47

Military Intelligence.

BlahBlahRatSheep · 2011-01-19 19:21:05

I find contradictions funny C:
and that whole example was full of contradictions. xD

shamrocker · 2011-01-19 19:29:59

I got a paradox that is now my catchphrase:

I am insane, but, in knowing that makes me more sane than all of you put together, at the same time making the most insane of anyone in the world.

Contra-diction!

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banana500 · 2011-01-19 20:02:13

The sun shone bright during this dismal, dark night.

I just noticed that it rhymes. lol

The man faced the wall, but also faced himself.

HOW DID HE DO IT???

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Kileymeister · 2011-01-19 20:04:51

banana500 wrote:
The sun shone bright during this dismal, dark night.

I just noticed that it rhymes.

The man faced the wall, but also faced himself.

HOW DID HE DO IT???

There was a mirror.

And another oxymoron to match my first:
"We're from the government, and here to help you."

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banana500 · 2011-01-19 20:09:57

Kileymeister wrote:
banana500 wrote:
The sun shone bright during this dismal, dark night.

I just noticed that it rhymes.

The man faced the wall, but also faced himself.

HOW DID HE DO IT???
There was a mirror.

And another oxymoron to match my first:
"We're from the government, and here to help you."

Dang it.

The desolate desert of death was full of happiness, fortune, and splendor.

Kileymeister · 2011-01-19 20:14:54

banana500 wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
banana500 wrote:
The sun shone bright during this dismal, dark night.

I just noticed that it rhymes.

The man faced the wall, but also faced himself.

HOW DID HE DO IT???
There was a mirror.

And another oxymoron to match my first:
"We're from the government, and here to help you."
Dang it.

The desolate desert of death was full of happiness, fortune, and splendor.

How could he face himself otherwise?? (Unless morally)

And the commonly known and debated grandfather effect:
If you go back in time and kill your grandfather before your parent is born, you will not exist, therefor you cannot go back and kill your grandfather, but if you can't kill him you will eventually be born and will kill him, but then you won't exist, etc.

blazerv82 · 2011-01-19 20:15:04

Dark Light (I didn't look at the page when I wrote this)
Deafening Silence

No more shall thou speak.

BlahBlahRatSheep · 2011-01-19 20:18:09

okay I got one now!!
It was so cold in that volcano.

Sunrise-Moon · 2011-01-19 20:22:17

BlahBlahRatSheep wrote:
okay I got one now!!
It was so cold in that volcano.

Not really. A volcano can be cold. In fact, that gives me an idea for a story.

MiffinTheMuffin · 2011-01-19 20:24:38

Ooo! Jack was annoyed that his name was Phil.

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Kileymeister · 2011-01-19 20:25:52

MiffinTheMuffin wrote:
Ooo! Jack was annoyed that his name was Phil.

His last name is Phil.

I love ruining these. tongue

MiffinTheMuffin · 2011-01-19 20:32:39

Kileymeister wrote:
MiffinTheMuffin wrote:
Ooo! Jack was annoyed that his name was Phil.
His last name is Phil.

I love ruining these.

D:<

agscratcher · 2011-01-19 20:43:51

As I turned on the unplugged TV, I sat down on my standing feet.

GlitchSprite · 2011-01-19 20:45:57

Sunrise-Moon wrote:
You missed one- back to back they faced each other. How can you face someone if you are facing the other way?

When you draw, you stand back-to-back, take three paces, then turn and shoot each other

Sunrise-Moon · 2011-01-19 22:05:43

GlitchSprite wrote:
Sunrise-Moon wrote:
You missed one- back to back they faced each other. How can you face someone if you are facing the other way?
When you draw, you stand back-to-back, take three paces, then turn and shoot each other

But you don't do it at the same time.

Sunrise-Moon · 2011-01-19 22:06:51

Oh, and the sun is shining even if it's night on one side of the planet, so...

zawicki1fromyoutube · 2011-01-19 22:10:00

...Sonic The Hedgehog's "storyline". And "timeline".

ssss · 2011-01-19 22:13:58

shamrocker wrote:
I got a paradox that is now my catchphrase:

I am insane, but, in knowing that makes me more sane than all of you put together, at the same time making the most insane of anyone in the world.

Contra-diction!

no, that's mMY catch phrase - im more insane than you are tongue

ssss · 2011-01-19 22:15:49

Sunrise-Moon wrote:
GlitchSprite wrote:
Sunrise-Moon wrote:
You missed one- back to back they faced each other. How can you face someone if you are facing the other way?
When you draw, you stand back-to-back, take three paces, then turn and shoot each other
But you don't do it at the same time.

lol - lol - lol

I'll give you the explanation to
<Back to Back, they faced each other>

the earth is a sphere, right? So if they were back to back, they would also be facing each other, around the earth!

helltank · 2011-01-20 04:19:56

Everything I say is a lie.

unclemat95 · 2011-01-20 08:48:19

helltank wrote:
Everything I say is a lie.

What?

Exactly.

Ooh...

PoDo · 2011-01-20 13:00:50

i like DURDS paradoxes

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