Scratch

Inspired my an extremely long text contraction that nearly gave me a heart attack

FUTURE SEQUENCE
(Shield your eyes kiddies)

FRIEND 1: hhrudijgbfs (Hey how are you doing I just got back from school)
FRIEND 2: idfbicuaslol (I'm doing fine but I could use a soda lol)
FRIEND 1: tgurlzybtotcchago (Then get your lazy butt off the couch and get one)
FRIEND 2: omgwutruthrtngm (Oh my god what are you threatening me)
FRIEND 1: nimjsuntgmoymwatrfy (No I'm just saying if you don't move your muscles will atrophy)
FRIEND 2: tiimufuofb (That's it I'm unfriending you on FaceBook)
UN-FRIEND 1: NUNIMLNLY (NO NOW I'M LONELY)
UN-FRIEND 2: MWAHAHAHA (Pretty much literal)
RANDOM GUY: hiwu (Hi what's up)
UN-FRIEND 1: BFWM (BE FRIENDS WITH ME)
RANDOM GUY: wideku (What I don't even know you)
UN-FRIEND 1: *punches random guy and leaves crying*
UN-FRIEND 2: hcugmas (Hey can you get me a soda)
RANDOM GUY: (bleeding from nose) nupac (No you people are creepy)
UN-FRIEND 2: GOOMH (GET OUT OF MY HOUSE)
RANDOM GUY: *runs for his life*
FRIEND 3: hhrudijgbfs (Hey how are you doing I just got back from school)
UN-FRIEND 2: idfbicuaslol (I'm doing fine but I could use a soda lol)

THAT NIGHT
UN-FRIEND 1: iamsunfhot (I am so unfriending him on Twitter)