Scratch

ssss wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

ssss wrote:

  it got taken off in Australia    coz it was sexist and racist 

How

I think it was to do with only one "black" teletubbie and "tinkie winkie" having a purse 

08jackt, get in here. 

sanddude wrote:

ssss wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

How

I think it was to do with only one "black" teletubbie and "tinkie winkie" having a purse 

08jackt, get in here. 

Why, because he's australian?
Shouldn't that mean he's never watched the show? Why would he post in here

Okay...here's the story...
TELETUBBIES GO EXTREME! EPISODE 1: " THE DAY TINKY WINKY FORGOT HIS CHORES"

Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play...
There's Tinky Winky...

TINKY WINKY: HELLO!

There's Dipsy...

DIPSY: HELLO!

There's Laa-Laa...

LAA-LAA: HELLO!

And there's Po...

PO: UH-OH!

Together they are the Teletubbies, and they live very faraway in a land unknown...
Today was Laa-Laa's first photo shoot for the company she worked for...
Today she would be the model for a magazine entitled " BeautyTODAY!"

PO: HEY! LAA-LAA! WHERE ARE YOU GOING SO EARLY IN THE MORNING?
LAA-LAA: TODAY'S MY FIRST PHOTO SHOOT! REMEMBER?
PO: OH...BUT ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT FINISHING YOUR TUBBY CUSTARD?
LAA-LAA: * ANGRY *  WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ME BE PO? I CAN'T COME TO THE PHOTO SHOOT ALL ANGRY!
PO: * LOOKS DOWN *  OKAY...BUT COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OKAY...
LAA-LAA: OKAY! MAKE SURE TINKY WINKY DOES HIS CHORES AT FIVE OKAY...
PO: OKAY...JUST BE SAFE OUT THERE OKAY...
LAA-LAA: * ANGRY *  OKAY...AND JUST SHUT UP OKAY!
PO: O —-
LAA-LAA: DON'T ANSWER THAT! NOW GOOD DAY TO YOU!
PO: OKAY...

Meanwhile...
Tinky Winky watched his favorite sitcom..." Ninja in Regular City "

TINKY WINKY: HA! OH MAN...THIS SHOW IS HILARIOUS!
[TELEVISION]
NINJA: SCREW YOU ALL! I'LL DO IT ON MY OWN!
* BUMPS INTO WALL *
(BACKGROUND LAUGHING)
MARTY: NINJA! YOU KNOW YOU'LL GET NOWHERE BUMPING INTO WALLS...
(LIGHT BACKGROUND LAUGHING)

[TINKY WINKY]
TINKY WINKY: THAT NINJA'S ALWAYS BUMPIN' INTO WINDOWS!
* PO ENTERS ROOM *

PO: TINKY WINKY! LAA-LAA SAID YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR CHORES AT FIVE!
TINKY WINKY: YEAH...SURE...I'M BUSY WATCHING...I'LL DO IT AFTERWARDS...
PO: OKAY...JUST REMEMBER!
TINKY WINKY: * ANGRY *  OKAY! NOW LET ME WATCH!

That night...

TINKY WINKY: IS THERE SOMETHING I'M MISSING OR THAT I FORGOT? MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING PO TOLD ME THIS MORNING. NAH! WAIT...ON SECOND THOUGHT —-
* PO ENTERS ROOM *

PO: * ANGRY *  TINKY WINKY! THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE GARBAGE!
TINKY WINKY: OH YEAH! THAT'S THE THING I FORGOT!
PO: EXACTLY...NOW CLEAN IT UP...
TINKY WINKY: NO...
PO: NO?!
TINKY WINKY: ANYWAYS...ISN'T THAT THE HOUSEKEEPER'S JOB!
PO: YEAH! BUT HE'S SICK! REMEMBER? THAT'S WHY WE'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR THE PAST MONTH! NOW IT'S YOUR FREAKIN' TURN!
TINKY WINKY: * JOKINGLY *  DON'T YOU USE THAT LANGUAGE AGAINST ME!
PO: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO IT IF YOU JUST DID THINGS RIGHT!
TINKY WINKY: JEEZ! IT'S JUST A JOKE!
PO: THEN YOU'RE CLEANING IT?
TINKY WINKY: NO!
PO: YOU LAZY SON OF A TUBBY! ME, LAA-LAA, AND DIPSY HAVE BEEN WORKING OUR BUTTOCKS OFF TO KEEP THIS HOUSE IN TIP-TOP CONDITION! AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY NO WHEN YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DOING ANYTHING TO HELP KEEP THIS PLACE CLEAN! ALL YOU'VE BEEN DOING IS OPENING BOTTLES OF BEERS AND WATCHING SITCOMS ALL DAY! OUR BBC SHOW MAY BE OFF AIR NOW, BUT IT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO BE DRINKY WINKY!
TINKY WINKY: DID YOU JUST CALL ME DRINKY WINKY?
PO: YES! I DID!
TINKY WINKY: * ANGRY *  GRR!

NARRATOR:
THE FOLLOWING PARTS ARE CENSORED DO TO STRONG COARSE LANGUAGE...LET'S JUST CUT THE SHOW NOW...SHALL WE?


FIN.

(LESSON LEARNED: ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU'RE ASKED TO)

I agree with sanddude

Blade-Edge wrote:

Animeboy975 wrote:

I agree with sanddude

About what?

About how people are posting fan topics of shows we all grew out of when we were 4. First it was Barney. Then it was Telletubies. And after I said I hope they're won't be a Dora one, there was. So this is a very disturbing fad. However, I'm fine with a Sesame Street one; Sesame Street is a clever show which adults can actually stand (that being said it's funny to do unnecessary censorship on it).

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

TuffGhost wrote:

the baby sun is boss dude this show is just amazing
i mean in an ironic way

oh and thanks donut for reminding me of the vacuum

Lol that's ok!
Remember Tubby Toast? My mom used to make it for me 

I always thought Teletubby food looked delicious...
I still do...
I wish my mother made me tubby toast and tubby custard...
YUMMY!