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Is there a video for this? Link?

Davidsonofinga wrote:

Here are the lyrics to the 2nd ultimate showdown:

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City Like A Big Playground
when suddenly batman burst from the shade
and hit godzilla with a batmarang
godzilla got p!$$ed and began to fight back
but didnt expect to be blocked by shaq
just about to open a can of shaq-fu
when aaron cater came out of the blue
he started beating on shaqille o'neal
in the backseat of the batmobile
before he could make it to The NBA
Abraham Lincoln Popped out of his grave
took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and then batman... [insert gunfire sound here]
but he ran out of bullets and ran away
'cuz optimus prime tossed batman away

This Is the ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys Bad Guys And Explosions as far as the eye can see
there's quite a lot of backstabbing and and much bigotry
this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of optimus prime
Like scruff Mcgruff took a bite out of crime
Shaq returned covered in godzilla's breath
then Jackie Chan jumped out and kicked him in the back
and batman was injured and trying to get steady
so he thought of a Boa Constrictor named Freddie
but suddenly something caught his eye and he tripped
a the hands of indiana jones' whip
then he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he couldn't find
cuz batman stold he he shot and he miss
and scarred jackie chan using only his fist
then he jumped in the air and gave the vulcan sign
as abraham lincoln tried to pole-vault
oover optimus prime but collided in mid-air
and both got hit by a weegee stare

This Is the ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys Bad Guys And Explosions as far as the eye can see
its madder than Arkham Asylum just to let you know
this is the ultimate showdown..

Death Metal music
a headbanging chorus
and down from the heavens
descenced chuck norris
he delivered a kick
as hard as stone
into the crotch
of indiana jones
he fell over
writhing in pain
as batman turned back
into bruce wayne
but chuck saw through
this clever disguise
and crushed batman's head
between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Punk
and Sauron the Gnome
Mr. Slate and the guys from Cleveland Show
and Benito Mussolini
and James T Kirk
and Amy Rose in a Dethklok shirt
Robocop
The Terminator
Shoop da Whoop
and Darth Vader
Lo Pan
Superman
Every Single Power Ranger
Chester Bennington
and Homer Simpson
Spock
The Rock
Macnoob
and Hulk Hogan

All cameout of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris' cowboy [removed by moderator]
it was the goriest battle the world had ever saw
making japanese pirates stare in awe
the war waged on for a century
many lives were claimed
but eventually
a champion stood and it aint no hoax
David Tennant in a bloodstained trenchcoat

This Is the ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny
Dhaleks Slitheen and explosions as far as the eye can see
Tardi and K9s incoming, there's much moar to see
this is the ultimate showdown
(the ultimate showdown)
this is the ultimate showdown
(of the doctor's enemies)
this is the ultimate showdown
(as far as the eye can see)
this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

*runs the heck away*

kimmy123 wrote:

wiimaster wrote:

Is there a video for this? Link?

http://www.scratch.mit.edu/ext/youtube/?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

sorry thats the old version lolz. not the version mentioned here.

PW132 wrote:

Davidsonofinga wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

http://www.scratch.mit.edu/ext/youtube/?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

sorry thats the old version lolz. not the version mentioned here.

And the newer one is WHERE?

nowhere. this is clearly a quasi-parody, and the lyrics are HERE.