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bart9032 · 2010-09-26 20:40:46

One time in grade 1, I was walking somewhere, jumped for no entire reason, fell over and did my knee (not broken but bruised.). But wait, didn't stop there. A hour later, I fell from the top of my classroom stairs, down the stairs and into the concrete. Of course, someone came to me and said "How was your trip?". Luckily there was a garden to break my fall. All of my mates, and my teacher, were laughing at me.

undercovergeek · 2010-09-26 20:44:26

Nexstudent wrote:
Musicstar888 wrote:
I stapled my finger. Now I have an intense fear of staplers.
"Musicstar, please staple your papers and hand in your map assingment".

You: "umz" *Hides* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" *flees*

XD

LOL! Omgeeezzzz that happened to my bro right? N then we went to the ER bc it waz close to his bone (o.O) or SOMETHING like that and then this lady who waz like gonna have a kid saw my bro screaming in pain n said- Just go. Just go in front of me. The kid can wait. LOL That was a TRAUMATIC experience lol o.O
~undercovergeek smile

fire219 · 2010-09-26 20:57:09

Hmmm....

This isn't fail as much as dumb, but here it goes:

I was on vacation, and I was at one of those hotels with a "complementary breakfast", and one morning, I went down to where the breakfast was, and made myself a waffle. It was one of those waffle makers that you have to flip halfway through, and this one was 100% cast iron. So I flipped the maker over, and it looked like it it was going to come open, so I quickly, without thinking, grabbed it. It was literally like 300 degrees, and I got a high 2nd degree burn on three fingers. Our vacation pretty much ended there. sad

I don't know what is worse, a burn from a hot glue gun, or a waffle maker.

wiimaster · 2010-09-26 21:05:10

I got an electric shock when I drew on myself with an electric pencil.

militarydudes · 2010-09-26 21:13:51

wiimaster wrote:
I got an electric shock when I drew on myself with an electric pencil.

Cool. big_smile

KalinaStar · 2010-09-26 23:31:12

bart9032 wrote:
One time in grade 1, I was walking somewhere, jumped for no entire reason, fell over and did my knee (not broken but bruised.). But wait, didn't stop there. A hour later, I fell from the top of my classroom stairs, down the stairs and into the concrete. Of course, someone came to me and said "How was your trip?". Luckily there was a garden to break my fall. All of my mates, and my teacher, were laughing at me.

Your teacher laughed at you? sad That's mean.

fg123 · 2010-09-26 23:38:52

Indeed. i can't remember any OMG FAIL moments. hmm Oh, yes. I was listening to music during computer class, and my friends were talking to me, and since I was listening with headphones, I was kinda/really shouting. tongue Then, I couldn't hear them, so I just took the headphones of, and they were like: "dude, be quiet, why are you shouting." Must have been pretty weird. Me shouting in the middle of computer class. lol

bart9032 · 2010-09-27 00:02:17

KalinaStar wrote:
bart9032 wrote:
One time in grade 1, I was walking somewhere, jumped for no entire reason, fell over and did my knee (not broken but bruised.). But wait, didn't stop there. A hour later, I fell from the top of my classroom stairs, down the stairs and into the concrete. Of course, someone came to me and said "How was your trip?". Luckily there was a garden to break my fall. All of my mates, and my teacher, were laughing at me.
Your teacher laughed at you? That's mean.

Nah, he had a sense of humour, besides I am used to it.

littletonkslover · 2010-10-01 23:11:14

Wow at homecoming something really embarrassing.

So I was in one of those portable bathroom things, and for some reason I started singing a made up song about Austria, Hungary, and Prussia. I was singing like a 5 year old on purpose, and it was really bad XD

"Austria and Hungary. They are awesome~~ they were meant for eath other. But don't tell Prussia. He'll make you sit on your hat.Or your grandmother."

(Something like that) OTL I wasn't thinking that some people could hear me -,-' So yeah, this girl kept grinning at me and I knew.

At least she tried to break it nicely

Blade-Edge · 2010-10-01 23:14:50

littletonkslover wrote:
Wow at homecoming something really embarrassing.

So I was in one of those portable bathroom things, and for some reason I started singing a made up song about Austria, Hungary, and Prussia. I was singing like a 5 year old on purpose, and it was really bad XD

"Austria and Hungary. They are awesome~~ they were meant for eath other. But don't tell Prussia. He'll make you sit on your hat.Or your grandmother."

(Something like that) OTL I wasn't thinking that some people could hear me -,-' So yeah, this girl kept grinning at me and I knew.

At least she tried to break it nicely

Ohohohohoho, that's a real knee-slapper

littletonkslover · 2010-10-01 23:15:55

Blade-Edge wrote:
littletonkslover wrote:
Wow at homecoming something really embarrassing.

So I was in one of those portable bathroom things, and for some reason I started singing a made up song about Austria, Hungary, and Prussia. I was singing like a 5 year old on purpose, and it was really bad XD

"Austria and Hungary. They are awesome~~ they were meant for eath other. But don't tell Prussia. He'll make you sit on your hat.Or your grandmother."

(Something like that) OTL I wasn't thinking that some people could hear me -,-' So yeah, this girl kept grinning at me and I knew.

At least she tried to break it nicely
Ohohohohoho, that's a real knee-slapper

I suppose your gonna make a scene about this then.

Blade-Edge · 2010-10-01 23:17:18

Nah, I'm busy. I can't guarantee the others won't, though
It's really funny, still

littletonkslover · 2010-10-01 23:21:40

Blade-Edge wrote:
Nah, I'm busy. I can't guarantee the others won't, though
It's really funny, still

Hur hm well they should just know that if I can post it here only a bit ashamed, then- you get it.

fg123 · 2010-10-01 23:47:19

fg123 wrote:
Indeed. i can't remember any OMG FAIL moments. Oh, yes. I was listening to music during computer class, and my friends were talking to me, and since I was listening with headphones, I was kinda/really shouting. Then, I couldn't hear them, so I just took the headphones of, and they were like: "dude, be quiet, why are you shouting." Must have been pretty weird. Me shouting in the middle of computer class.

No One? xD

iCode-747 · 2010-10-02 03:52:16

fg123 wrote:
fg123 wrote:
Indeed. i can't remember any OMG FAIL moments. Oh, yes. I was listening to music during computer class, and my friends were talking to me, and since I was listening with headphones, I was kinda/really shouting. Then, I couldn't hear them, so I just took the headphones of, and they were like: "dude, be quiet, why are you shouting." Must have been pretty weird. Me shouting in the middle of computer class.
No One? xD

Fail.

I do that all of the time when I'm on a plane, listening to music or watching movies.

HappyChao · 2010-10-02 05:12:48

I dropped in mud and had to get the bus home. XD tongue

Star_the_fox · 2010-10-02 06:30:03

OMG SONIC FANGIRL HI-FIVE! big_smile
I thought I was all alone...
----
9On a gmail chat)
Me: [insert embarrassing story here]
Bella: "Dang. That really sucks."
Me: "IKr?"
Lani: "Yeah, that DOES suck."
Me: "OMG, You're still here?"
-----
Please note that Lani is still my friend, i was surprised. XD

bbbeb · 2010-10-03 15:27:28

I ran into a tree.
'Nuff said. tongue

bart9032 · 2010-10-05 04:08:48

bbbeb wrote:
I ran into a tree.
'Nuff said.

Oh wow, I've heard of running into poles but how big was the tree? Hopefully you didn't kill nature.

iCode-747 · 2010-10-05 05:36:10

bbbeb wrote:
I ran into a tree.
'Nuff said.

OMG FAIL!

[/canned response]

HappyChao · 2010-10-05 11:36:33

I slipped on a strawberry lulz XD

johndo77 · 2010-10-05 16:36:50

fire219 wrote:
Hmmm....

This isn't fail as much as dumb, but here it goes:

I was on vacation, and I was at one of those hotels with a "complementary breakfast", and one morning, I went down to where the breakfast was, and made myself a waffle. It was one of those waffle makers that you have to flip halfway through, and this one was 100% cast iron. So I flipped the maker over, and it looked like it it was going to come open, so I quickly, without thinking, grabbed it. It was literally like 300 degrees, and I got a high 2nd degree burn on three fingers. Our vacation pretty much ended there.

I don't know what is worse, a burn from a hot glue gun, or a waffle maker.

Sorry for being a grammary person, but when you use complementary that way, it means the breakfast went nicely with the hotel. It's actually a little funny.

JeanTheFox · 2010-10-05 16:41:18

HappyChao wrote:
I slipped on a strawberry lulz XD

yikes

Star_the_fox · 2010-10-05 20:50:16

I began singing the "Badger (X4) MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM" Song during lunch. In english I attempted to vanish into a niche. tongue Oh! I also began trying to do the thriller in science xD

The other day, my friend and I began saying "Helium voices!" using REALLY high voices in english, and I said it WAAAY too loudly. The whole class including the teacher stared at me weirdly. I made a derp-a-derp face at them, and we all burst into laughter. tongue

midnightleopard · 2010-10-05 20:58:50

Some guys were doing archery in the woods and I figured i would help them pick up their arrows. Not thinking, I ran in front of the targets to pick them up. I almost got skewered. Luckilly, I didn't! .

My friend has a good one. He was at CCD and they said never to use the lords name in vain. "JESUS CHRIST MY FINGER!" he says as he drops a chair. OMG FAIL on his behalf.

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