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April 1st, 2010
Our table is in charge of the calander. we say that  a metorite shower hit the sun, and we must skip april.

Everyone belived us XD

My English teacher giving us tea, coffee and doughnuts in class so it looks like he's had a large union meeting.

Oh yeah.

On Friday, my Communication's teacher was teaching us about "Senders and Receivers" in reference to talking. She asked us to draw a "Sender" on the board, it had to be an Animal, Human, or a machine. So I went up and drew a box and wrote "Cleverbot" inside of it. Everyone was puzzled and I explained that Cleverbot was an AI on a website. So at the end of class, my Teacher, still curios about Cleverbot, decided to go on it and display it over the Smartboard. It was pretty fun ^^

poppypaynterscratch wrote:

allosaurus wrote:

In 6th grade (I'm in 8th grade now) there was a boy in pre-algebra class that would always do stupid things. He would break pencils with his head, yell, and take his shirt off during class. Once he put a pencil in his pants.

And in 6th grade science class, the teacher would email her friends during class. The same teacher actually threatened to kill a student once! (Unfortunately, she didn't get fired.)

My 6th grade advanced english teacher spelled "scorpions" wrong on the whiteboard. 

In 7th grade science class once, there was a tiny spider next to someone, and everyone screamed as loud as they could for about a minute.

Once my friend saw one of the gym teachers eating a Twinkie during gym class.

In advanced geometry class last Thursday, the teacher was talking about lines and planes, and she brought a tissue box to the front of the room. Someone said, "It's the tissue box of justice!" Later when we were doing group work, someone tried to take the tissue box with them to their group. The teacher made him put it back though.
In the same class, someone broke someone else's seal silly band. He said, "You killed Jeff!"

There are a lot of other weird things that happened in school that I can't remember right now.

oh god. silly bands are taking over the world. i also have geometry, geometry honors, at the highschool.

samurai768 wrote:

Hrm. Let's see.

Oh yeah, heh. How could i forget this one:

In fifth grade, lot's of people "cussed" with words like suck, but then would out of it with saying something like "a lollipop." at the end. They all thought they were bad.

One day, the teacher was reading a book and suck came up, and she said "Oops! Well, we're all mature enough to hear that. But we don't say that in my class, right?"

We bursted out laughing, and one guy fell out of his chair. I sorta just sat there, giggling 

"Right?'

I have more, but that's one.

oh my god. really? in THIRD grade kids wouldn't even get in trouble for going  like "$H*t", like when they got hurt, or something.... of course my school was extremely ghetto, and im not sure how failishly noobish your school was, that you thought suck was "cussing".

In my school the older kids smoke everyday behind the sports hall. It's obvious they were there but when they were stopped the teachers acted real surprised that there were smokers in school. Odd considering you could see the smoke for miles around.

Speaking of smoke, someone in my year got expelled today. He set a load of toilet paper on fire in the boys loos. Some of the other boys involved were amazed with the expelled kid, like he'd discovered fire. 

rubiks_cube_guy238 wrote:

Today, I was in English class. Boring, right?

We were discusing the radio ads we were working on.
On the white board, there were a set of instructions for homework:

...
3. Time yourself how long it takes reading your ad.
...

Now, I was sitting right next to the whiteboard.

I couldn't resist.

...
3. Time your elf how long it takes eating your ad.
...

Eventually, another kid noticed it.
The entire class cracked up (including the teacher, I think), and it must have taken us 3 minutes at least to settle down.

Wow! I'd love to do that! BTW my class is doing ads for invented chocolate bars. Mine is called CHUBBY NINJA and it says WITH ADDED NINJAH! AS EATEN BY MICHAEL JACKSON THE DAY HE DIED AND JEDWARD! WITH DONUT BLENDED INTO THE CHOCOLATE!

Original, eh? I was gonna call it EPIC.

rubiks_cube_guy238 wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

rubiks_cube_guy238 wrote:

Today, I was in English class. Boring, right?

We were discusing the radio ads we were working on.
On the white board, there were a set of instructions for homework:

...
3. Time yourself how long it takes reading your ad.
...

Now, I was sitting right next to the whiteboard.

I couldn't resist.

Eventually, another kid noticed it.
The entire class cracked up (including the teacher, I think), and it must have taken us 3 minutes at least to settle down.

Wow! I'd love to do that! BTW my class is doing ads for invented chocolate bars. Mine is called CHUBBY NINJA and it says WITH ADDED NINJAH! AS EATEN BY MICHAEL JACKSON THE DAY HE DIED AND JEDWARD! WITH DONUT BLENDED INTO THE CHOCOLATE!

Original, eh? I was gonna call it EPIC.

Oh, yeah, we also designed chocolate bars once.
I called mine 'Mr. Qrrrstlygckml'.
You pronounce it 'kwerstlyjekimal'.

ORIGINA|L!!! 

shamrocker wrote:

(grossish/funny)

Once in first grade summer school math, there was this girl who was wearing a VERY loose tank top, and we were doing Activity Bursts, and when we were doing toe-touches, her shirt slipped down all the way. That was the gross(ISHISHISH) part. The funny part it that she didn't notice it until she felt the bunches in her armpits and then she started silently crying. Poor girl.    Plus it took two minutes to calm us down. Lawl.

Ah, poor girl. What bunches??! 

rubiks_cube_guy238 wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

rubiks_cube_guy238 wrote:

Today, I was in English class. Boring, right?

We were discusing the radio ads we were working on.
On the white board, there were a set of instructions for homework:

...
3. Time yourself how long it takes reading your ad.
...

Now, I was sitting right next to the whiteboard.

I couldn't resist.

Eventually, another kid noticed it.
The entire class cracked up (including the teacher, I think), and it must have taken us 3 minutes at least to settle down.

Wow! I'd love to do that! BTW my class is doing ads for invented chocolate bars. Mine is called CHUBBY NINJA and it says WITH ADDED NINJAH! AS EATEN BY MICHAEL JACKSON THE DAY HE DIED AND JEDWARD! WITH DONUT BLENDED INTO THE CHOCOLATE!

Original, eh? I was gonna call it EPIC.

Oh, yeah, we also designed chocolate bars once.
I called mine 'Mr. Qrrrstlygckml'.
You pronounce it 'kwerstlyjekimal'.

Did my English thing. The chocolate bar my friends made mixed with my cough sweet and it was horid so I just went 'UGH!' instead of 'Yay thank you Chubby!'