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soupoftomato wrote:

We found a turd in a desk.

Oh boy that's bad
Some kid named Matthew took a dump inside a urinal (I don't expect girls to know the meaning of that word)
Anyway, he got busted
Also, it may have been a sink, not a urinal

KalinaStar wrote:

Blade-Edge wrote:

soupoftomato wrote:

We found a turd in a desk.

Oh boy that's bad
Some kid named Matthew took a dump inside a urinal (I don't expect girls to know the meaning of that word)
Anyway, he got busted
Also, it may have been a sink, not a urinal

It's like a toilet for boys. Face it.

no....boys have toilets too...

m71134 wrote:

Yesterday, my teacher played an old record in history, and the song was about pockets in overalls. 

My teacher brought a record player into the class, last year. All he played was Beatles records, because we were learning about them in class. It was awesome.

Blade-Edge wrote:

soupoftomato wrote:

We found a turd in a desk.

Oh boy that's bad
Some kid named Matthew took a dump inside a urinal (I don't expect girls to know the meaning of that word)
Anyway, he got busted
Also, it may have been a sink, not a urinal

Erm, thats disturbing.
And it reminds me of the time, during an afterschool club, I was dared to go into the boys bathroom. o_O

Last edited by rufflebee (2010-09-19 14:37:59)

rufflebee wrote:

Blade-Edge wrote:

soupoftomato wrote:

We found a turd in a desk.

Oh boy that's bad
Some kid named Matthew took a dump inside a urinal (I don't expect girls to know the meaning of that word)
Anyway, he got busted
Also, it may have been a sink, not a urinal

Erm, thats disturbing.
And it reminds me of the time, during an afterschool club, I was dared to go into the boys bathroom. o_O

Did you?

Last edited by m71134 (2010-09-19 14:41:29)

m71134 wrote:

Yesterday, my teacher played an old record in history, and the song was about pockets in overalls. 

Okay... 

rufflebee wrote:

m71134 wrote:

rufflebee wrote:

Erm, thats disturbing.
And it reminds me of the time, during an afterschool club, I was dared to go into the boys bathroom. o_O

Did you?

Yes. Interesting story, that is..

Ahahah my friend was dared to go in the boys loos and her shoe came off as she was running out. Then some randomer threw it out the door... 


Strange.

In my computer class, we were talking about internet safety. I am the only one smart enough to make a website, so they went to mine, and I knew this a day before, so i made it a redirect to a rick roll 

Blade-Edge wrote:

juststickman wrote:

A visiting author told me I had no pity.

I know that feeling.
Substitutes rock, though
This one guy, we tricked into talking the whole day, so we had no work

Hahah, just start talking about a controversial topic, the teacher will get stuck in and you can just sit there. Or you'll get detention.

And once, an excluded kid in like, year 10, came back for 'revenge'. He had a heavy metal chain on his wrist and he was running in and out of classroms swinging it. Somehow he'd got into school and the teachers were trying to keep us from being killed by him. The teachers were really scared, herding us lot into our classes. We were left in the Geography block alone with no teacher (they were trying to get everyone indoors) so we had a party! Then, from the window, we watched enthralled as our head teacher and the chubbiest teacher in school pinned down the chain kid on the field and wrestled the chain from his hand. Then a police car showed up. And we got a detto for breaking a window.

My teacher bellyflopped on our group of desks last year. Don't ask.

^BUMP^

Today a boy was leaving school early and he was waiting for his mom to pick him up. Our english class looks out onto the car-park, and we could see him.
Then, he walked up to the window which was open. Halfway through our lesson, he stuck his head through the window and said "Oh, HI SIR!"
We all laughed and the teacher looked shocked. Then the boy said "Hey [name], when you being picked up?"
The teacher wrote out an isolation sheet and went ou the door to find the boy who was making rude noises out of our view.
When the teacher left the room, the boy came back and we were all saying hi and waving. Then we shouted "RRRUUUUUNNNN!" because the teacher was coming for him.
Then we all waved like morons.

Really funny at the time 

Well, there's this really annoying kid in my art and science. And today he said this to the girl who sits next to me;

"Brooke, I think we should be more then friends......

Let's be best friends!"

It's weird because she hates him and he calls EVERYONE his best friend. Even though No one likes him.

Last edited by littletonkslover (2010-09-24 18:31:04)

Hahaha, we've got a teacher that snorts