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And in the loos some wet toilet paper dropped on my friends head. I didnt tell her it was brown... 

Well this isn't appropriate so I'll post the censored version. A guy in my college writing class yelled out "Barney is a ****** predator." We all laughed hysterically.

Darn it, I copied the wrong thing before I refreshed the page.. Ah, well, I'll retype it.
Once, my teacher had to sing Yellow Submarine by the Beatles infront of the class because he lost a bet with me. 

And, once:
"I don't like Europe." Said a kid,
"I don't like your face, but I never said anything, did I?" Said the social studies teacher.
"..." Said the kid.
" " Said the class.

In 6th grade (I'm in 8th grade now) there was a boy in pre-algebra class that would always do stupid things. He would break pencils with his head, yell, and take his shirt off during class. Once he put a pencil in his pants.

And in 6th grade science class, the teacher would email her friends during class. The same teacher actually threatened to kill a student once! (Unfortunately, she didn't get fired.)

My 6th grade advanced english teacher spelled "scorpions" wrong on the whiteboard. 

In 7th grade science class once, there was a tiny spider next to someone, and everyone screamed as loud as they could for about a minute.

Once my friend saw one of the gym teachers eating a Twinkie during gym class.

In advanced geometry class last Thursday, the teacher was talking about lines and planes, and she brought a tissue box to the front of the room. Someone said, "It's the tissue box of justice!" Later when we were doing group work, someone tried to take the tissue box with them to their group. The teacher made him put it back though.
In the same class, someone broke someone else's seal silly band. He said, "You killed Jeff!"

There are a lot of other weird things that happened in school that I can't remember right now.

Last year, in my math class on April Fools, we played a really odd trick on the teacher. We agreed on a code word (SSRes, if you must know). Then, later in the class, a girl raised her hand and said "Mr.(Insert the teacher's name here), I have a question about SSRes," and we all fell out of our chairs at once. We all thought it was really funny, but our teacher just stared at us like we all crazy. 

Last edited by scmb1 (2010-09-18 10:48:53)

scmb1 wrote:

Last year, in my math class on April Fools, we played a really odd trick on the teacher. We agreed on a code word (SSRes, if you must know). Then, later in the class, a girl raised her hand and said "Mr.(Insert the teacher's name here), I have a question about SSRes," and we all fell out of our chairs at once. We all thought it was really funny, but our teacher just stared at us like we all crazy. 

Hehehehehe!

Back in 8th grade, right before graduation, me and a friend crumpled up some cheese and crackers, and put it all over the mean grade 7 teacher's desk
It was funny because we got busted. Well, actually we turned ourselves in, and the teacher was trying to threaten us, saying he won't report us to the police because we fessed up, but I don't know if they would even care, since we were like 12 year olds pulling off a prank

Me and the crew threw a bunch of globes out of the 3rd story window.

samurai768 wrote:

Hrm. Let's see.

Oh yeah, heh. How could i forget this one:

In fifth grade, lot's of people "cussed" with words like suck, but then would out of it with saying something like "a lollipop." at the end. They all thought they were bad.

One day, the teacher was reading a book and suck came up, and she said "Oops! Well, we're all mature enough to hear that. But we don't say that in my class, right?"

We bursted out laughing, and one guy fell out of his chair. I sorta just sat there, giggling 

"Right?'

I have more, but that's one.

We've all had copies of books, and we could read them plain as day, but then an actual cuss-word would come up, she would skip over it and we would burst out laughing because it didn't prevent anything.

In music, some boys randomly started singing the american national anthem. We laughed, because they sounded really bad. I looked at my friend, and I said, "Isn't it sad? I live in the USA, but I don't know it that well. I know the Canadian national anthem, though."
So we started singing the Canadian anthem. The boys finished, and we didn't realize for a few seconds, so we were still singing "Oh, Canada, we stand on guard for thee, oh-"
While all of us were singing he had an expression sort of like 
Then we acknowledged they were done. XD My music teacher (he is HILARIOUS) said "If I had to choose between listening to you guys singing, or having oral surgery without anesthesia, bring on the drill!" (He was joking.)
Later:
he said:
"We got a little carried off with our 'musical interlude,' so..."

Last edited by KalinaStar (2010-09-18 17:31:02)

EPIC!!!! xD

Yesterday, my teacher played an old record in history, and the song was about pockets in overalls. 

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