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PW132 · 2010-09-11 18:50:56

THE POINTLESS ALMOST-STORY:

In the forest of Gloomph, there was a pack
of wild donuts. These were the wildest pack of
donut-y donuts anyone ever saw, at six
inches long and two inches high, the donuts
stampeded across the forest, and proceeded to
eat an elephant. How? I dunno. I'm just writing it.

Also in the forest of Gloomph, there were
a lot of monkeys, which lived in constant fear
of the bananas, which could, and would,
gobble up three monkeys in a single bite.
And if a monkey tried to run away, they would
vaporize it with they're terrible, horrible,
awful logic-ray guns, which would make the
monkey think: "I am a monkey, monkeys don't
get shot at by bananas, and I got shot by a banana"
and then the monkey disappears in a puff
of logic.

One day, the donuts were rampaging across the
forest of Gloomph. They knocked over trees, ran over
large deer with they're small bodies of pastry, and
ate elephants. It still isn't my fault that this story makes no sense.

Then, a particularly annoyed
elephant decided that this was not to his liking,
and proceeded to fight back. Then, the
other elephants thought this was, in fact,
a "pretty darn good idea" and joined in with running over the donuts.

Then, things really started going when the monkeys,
running away from the bananas, tripped over the
elephants and a banana, squashing a chocolate
donut, they then all got mad at each other and started
fighting even more.

Then, after hours of monkey swallowing, elephant squashing,
donut zapping and banana trampling, all of the monkeys, bananas,
elephants, and donuts were either squashed, trapped in stomachs,
or hanging in the treetops, a lion came by and said "Well,
that was odd," and proceeded to leap off a cliff.

Also, one lonely monkey, sticky in donut frosting and elephant sweat,
was wondering how he got to be on the moon. Well, no,
to be accurate, he thought "Ook eek ook-ity-ook Mook?"

The universe then imploded and totally failed
to exist, mainly due to how nonsensical this story
just happened to be.

THE END, I THINK...
IS IT THE END? IT IS? GOOD.

Blade-Edge · 2010-09-11 19:06:57

There are a few grammatical errors
And also it makes no sense in some parts
Not the parts that aren't supposed to make sense, like the donuts
I'd give it a 6/10

ThePCKid · 2010-09-11 19:17:39

I've read the entire post. My summary: lolwut?

boinoinoi · 2010-09-11 19:19:32

You probably wanted to start a meme or something, like that other story where people kept replacing words.

But no one really gets this one.

PW132 · 2010-09-11 19:42:07

boinoinoi wrote:
You probably wanted to start a meme or something, like that other story where people kept replacing words.

But no one really gets this one.

I wrote this when I didn't even know what a meme was.

Epik · 2010-09-11 19:54:10

Usatt1337 wrote:
http://yeah-hi.com/files/cool-story-bro.jpg

I think everyone here saw that coming a mile away.

Yup that's me. Stating the obvious.

Ace-Of-Hearts · 2010-09-11 21:21:21

I stopped reading after I read the name of the forest and saw donuts.

samurai768 · 2010-09-11 21:27:21

Um, I'd give a 7.

It makes no sense xD

RobotKitty · 2010-09-11 21:28:07

You tell me.

JeanTheFox · 2010-09-11 21:29:19

Dr. Seuss meets Peter at the Amazon Jungle.

Ace-Of-Hearts · 2010-09-11 23:11:25

JeanTheFox wrote:
Dr. Seuss meets Peter at the Amazon Jungle.

I don't like where this story is going

JeanTheFox · 2010-09-11 23:17:34

Ace-Of-Hearts wrote:
JeanTheFox wrote:
Dr. Seuss meets Peter at the Amazon Jungle.
I don't like where this story is going

It's a saying, basically meaning it's a mix of Dr. Seuss's work and PW's work, and it is staged in an area like the Amazon Jungle.

Last edited by JeanTheFox (2010-09-11 23:17:46)

PW132 · 2010-09-11 23:22:00

JeanTheFox wrote:
Ace-Of-Hearts wrote:
JeanTheFox wrote:
Dr. Seuss meets Peter at the Amazon Jungle.
I don't like where this story is going
It's a saying, basically meaning it's a mix of Dr. Seuss's work and PW's work, and it is staged in an area like the Amazon Jungle.

YOU COULD OF WORDED IT BETTER!

JeanTheFox · 2010-09-11 23:23:46

PW132 wrote:
JeanTheFox wrote:
Ace-Of-Hearts wrote:

I don't like where this story is going
It's a saying, basically meaning it's a mix of Dr. Seuss's work and PW's work, and it is staged in an area like the Amazon Jungle.
YOU COULD OF WORDED IT BETTER!

My brain is tired from discussing misunderstandings on my voting thread.

I don't feel like typing any more ._.

Ace-Of-Hearts · 2010-09-11 23:29:18

PW132 wrote:
JeanTheFox wrote:
Ace-Of-Hearts wrote:

I don't like where this story is going
It's a saying, basically meaning it's a mix of Dr. Seuss's work and PW's work, and it is staged in an area like the Amazon Jungle.
YOU COULD OF WORDED IT BETTER!

Could have*, could've*

allosaurus · 2010-09-12 01:49:16

Your random story inspired me to draw this random picture.

I drew it in Paint.

Sunrise-Moon · 2010-09-12 02:03:29

allosaurus wrote:
Your random story inspired me to draw this random picture.
http://i55.tinypic.com/rr39fn.jpg
I drew it in Paint.

I'm sure you did.

Blade-Edge · 2010-09-12 02:08:55

Sunrise-Moon wrote:
allosaurus wrote:
Your random story inspired me to draw this random picture.
http://i55.tinypic.com/rr39fn.jpg
I drew it in Paint.
I'm sure you did.

Don't be jealous, sunrise

Sunrise-Moon · 2010-09-12 02:10:12

Blade-Edge wrote:
Sunrise-Moon wrote:
allosaurus wrote:
Your random story inspired me to draw this random picture.
http://i55.tinypic.com/rr39fn.jpg
I drew it in Paint.
I'm sure you did.
Don't be jealous, sunrise

I'm sure you are.

boinoinoi · 2010-09-12 02:31:32

Sunrise-Moon wrote:
Blade-Edge wrote:
Sunrise-Moon wrote:

I'm sure you did.
Don't be jealous, sunrise
I'm sure you are.

That's not even---

nevermind.

Blade-Edge · 2010-09-12 02:43:43

Sunrise-Moon wrote:
Blade-Edge wrote:
Sunrise-Moon wrote:

I'm sure you did.
Don't be jealous, sunrise
I'm sure you are.

Uh... what
That's not some kind of clever comeback
We're talking about you here, so what I am or am not is not in question
Nice drawing, allo

cheddargirl · 2010-09-12 03:07:59

allosaurus wrote:
Your random story inspired me to draw this random picture.
http://i55.tinypic.com/rr39fn.jpg
I drew it in Paint.

Nice pic. But shouldn't the donut really be chasing an elephant? wink

iCode-747 · 2010-09-12 03:29:01

cheddargirl wrote:
allosaurus wrote:
Your random story inspired me to draw this random picture.
http://i55.tinypic.com/rr39fn.jpg
I drew it in Paint.
Nice pic. But shouldn't the donut really be chasing an elephant?

Not an elephant, some french piece of a rocket engine from the 50s.

All right, you're right. sad

There should be an elephant... sad

I still like the rocket engine more... lol

Ace-Of-Hearts · 2010-09-12 03:30:58

cheddargirl wrote:
allosaurus wrote:
Your random story inspired me to draw this random picture.
http://i55.tinypic.com/rr39fn.jpg
I drew it in Paint.
Nice pic. But shouldn't the donut really be chasing an elephant?

I've now been convinced to never read the story

iCode-747 · 2010-09-12 03:34:38

Ace-Of-Hearts wrote:
cheddargirl wrote:
allosaurus wrote:
Your random story inspired me to draw this random picture.
http://i55.tinypic.com/rr39fn.jpg
I drew it in Paint.
Nice pic. But shouldn't the donut really be chasing an elephant?
I've now been convinced to never read the story

I never did. lol

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