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User: Im here

Cleverbot: Where I can't see you?

Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?

User: Ummm...no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wut da?

Cleverbot: Very nice TO meeT you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you ever want to meet up with me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Elaborate.

User: ??

Cleverbot: Because.

User: ??

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me!

User: ???

Cleverbot: I say I don't know her.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have strong feelings for someone?

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: A magic elf.

Cleverbot: What does the magic coin do?

User: Says hi.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice is it?

User: Ima firn ma laza!!

Cleverbot: Love it.

User: Pokemon battle!!!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No you obey me!

User: I like big ears.

Cleverbot: Do you like German Shepherds?

User: No but I like monkey aliens.

Cleverbot: Why does the easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

User: I know right!!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't study anything interesting.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Do you like California.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Just because.

User: Because.....(go on).

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: U are wierd.

Cleverbot: Or is it just that you don't have a come back.

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: Like, whats up?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Stick.

User: Stick what?

Cleverbot: You have a stick, understand?

User: What stick.

Cleverbot: Stick?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Come stai?

   




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