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#1 2010-06-09 00:44:30
- mememe1234
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- Registered: 2009-10-09
- Posts: 61
Funny skit
I'm made this funny skit for fun and thought I would share it. I don't care if you retell this skit and make one quadrillion dollars (yes, it's a number.) and not give me any credit. Enjoy!
Unfortunate cookies
Scene 1:The Chinese Shop
Man 1:I love fortune cookies!!! *reads fortune* I'm going to blow up? *blows up*
Man 2:Oh boy! Fortune cookies! *reads fortune* I will become a slave? Fat chance!
Slavemaster: Go do some slave work, slave! *whips man 2*
Scene 2:The Kitchen
Chef: We're out of bad fortune cookies!
Head chef:Get some good ones then.
Scene 3:Back At The Shop
Man 3:I'm depressed. Maybe I'll choke on a fortune cookie. *reads fortune*
Fortune:You will live forever!
Man 3:NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by mememe1234 (2010-06-09 00:45:42)
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#2 2010-06-09 01:08:26
- throughthefire
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- Registered: 2009-07-09
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Funny skit
I'll have to use this one at camp!
Back. For now. Maybe.
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#4 2010-06-15 10:01:35
Re: Funny skit
Poor Guy (tut tut tut) Fortune cookies are bad
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#5 2010-06-15 18:16:28
- TheGenius95
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- Registered: 2009-06-09
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Re: Funny skit
Fortune cookie always wrong!!!!
^ Oooh, shiny!
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