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Star_the_fox · 2010-06-05 06:43:28

Ya know those bracelets when you lay them flat, they take shape? Well, I got a BUUUNCH of those, put about 1/2 on each hand, and ct off all blood circulation there. FAIL. and I bought them with a stolen 20. Fail. And I only got 2 freakn' bucks in change. FAAAAAAAAAAIL! I HAVE FAILED!! Plz post a fail to top mine. It will make me feel better.

Chrischb · 2010-06-05 07:12:25

I turned on the boiler once when there was no water in it... >_<

Anyway - you can read through this TBG for some fails.

Musicstar888 · 2010-06-05 07:53:06

I was at a concert and I had finished packing up my cello. I was walking back and was halfway there when I noticed I had brought it into the audotorium! Everyone was staring at me like I was nuts. FAIL. smile does that make you feel better?

henley · 2010-06-05 08:13:50

My friend accidentally swallowed one.

FAIL

coolstuff · 2010-06-05 08:30:21

You bought them with a stolen 20? neutral

bananaman114 · 2010-06-05 08:39:47

FAIL

waveOSBeta · 2010-06-06 19:51:11

@Star

My school is OBSESSED with those.

Star_the_fox · 2010-06-06 20:23:27

I have +MORE now... my aunt got them for my b-day. I gave a bunch to my loco friends. I KEPT BREAKING THEM! Fail.

NAd I steal from people. Nothing new. It's easy. You borrow something, and don't give it back... I stole it from my dad's wallet.

midnightleopard · 2010-06-06 20:34:34

ugh. My school is obsessed with them too. One kid has over 800 of them. I hate to break it to you all, but they are SHAPED RUBBER BANDS

samurai768 · 2010-06-06 20:45:30

Musicstar888 wrote:
I was at a concert and I had finished packing up my cello. I was walking back and was halfway there when I noticed I had brought it into the audotorium! Everyone was staring at me like I was nuts. FAIL. does that make you feel better?

OMG I've done that before with my cello too xD

I was so embarrassed tongue

rufflebee · 2010-06-06 22:10:51

I once hit a kid with my cello after I finished packing it up after a conert.. It hit his cello and it sounded like it broke so I just kept walking o.O

And I have a few of those rubber bands lol. My shaped rubber bands fail: I told my friend how many packs I had then she replied back to me five minutes later with an exact amount of how many she had. She COUNTED them. FAIL. Welll I really don't know the urban dictionary definition of fail, so yea lol. My school is OBSESSED with them. At recess everyone is trading them and counting how many they have..

scmb1 · 2010-06-06 23:13:38

Wow. Lots of cello stories... I play trombone, so you can imagine that there have been lots of accidents with that... tongue I don't know how many people and things I've stabbed with my slide. lol

Anyway, I have actually never seen one of those bracelets... So I Googled them. They don't look dangerous. big_smile

floatingmagictree · 2010-06-07 07:19:37

They're called 'Silly Bands' and they're five times as popular at our school. In fact, our principal loves them. Although I don't wear them, my sister gave me a Yankee Symbol and a tiedye giraffe.

Survivorduck · 2010-06-07 07:31:16

I can't believe everyone these days- even college students ( yikes ) are trading those things! I got some and they were tight, and snapped when i put them on.

So I dont wear them tongue
I gave away the rest of them. But, I still have a duck. tongue

Paddle2See · 2010-06-07 10:28:40

When I was a young driver, I was zipping down the highway in a company car and my attention wandered. I ended up smashing into another car with two little old ladies in it. Totaled both vehicles. Thankfully, nobody was seriously injured - seat belts really do work!

I don't like to classify events as "failures" - but It was a "learning experience" for sure smile

meew0 · 2010-06-07 10:38:26

I was going into our house after I played something. Then my feet got hurt on the threshold and I was going into the bathroom to cold them. I slidded and my head got hurt at the toilet. Then I went to the bathtub, turned the water on, but forgot to make it cold so it was really HOT!

scmb1 · 2010-06-07 11:10:06

Paddle2See wrote:
When I was a young driver, I was zipping down the highway in a company car and my attention wandered. I ended up smashing into another car with two little old ladies in it. Totaled both vehicles. Thankfully, nobody was seriously injured - seat belts really do work!

I don't like to classify events as "failures" - but It was a "learning experience" for sure

Oh dear... My parents will probably force me to learn to drive soon... I don't want to.

DarkMark3 · 2010-06-07 11:31:26

this is probably the biggest fail ever, I was walking in my house when all of a sudden, I trip over my over feet after stubbing my toe on my toe, FAIL, no learning experience here...

but then again, there was the time I front flipped and hit the back of my head on the diving board, and came right back up as if nothing ever happened... FAIL explanation: you can only hit the front of your head on a diving board if you do a front flip, second, usually you don't come right back up...

juststickman · 2010-06-07 11:37:57

Well I remember somebody trying to do a facepalm and they poked their eye.

Kileymeister · 2010-06-07 11:46:25

Survivorduck wrote:
I can't believe everyone these days- even college students ( ) are trading those things! I got some and they were tight, and snapped when i put them on.

So I dont wear them
I gave away the rest of them. But, I still have a duck.

So you could say it was the only survivor? A survivor-duck? XD

Last edited by Kileymeister (2010-06-07 11:46:33)

meew0 · 2010-06-07 12:13:59

The duck was named survivor. It died, and Survivorduck has now a new ducl.

Last edited by meew0 (2010-06-07 12:14:32)

AmoebaMan · 2010-06-07 12:19:36

biggest fail of all time: posting your fails on the scratch forum tongue

gettysburg11 · 2010-06-07 20:38:42

Last night I was playing baseball with my neighbor, and I was playing with the bat after I hit a ball, and I dropped it, and the edge of the circular metal piece thingy at the end of it hit me right below the eye.

midnightleopard · 2010-06-07 20:55:37

AmoebaMan wrote:
biggest fail of all time: posting your fails on the scratch forum

yeah seriously. Well, once, there was this big pot hole on my street and these pavers things rolled over it to fill it in. When I walked outside to go check it out, I noticed someone had pressed a quarter into the wet tar. I went and got my pliers to go pull it out, and when I did I noticed there was a sticky note with a message to the future on it.

the message to the future wrote:
Dear future, I hid this note so that in the future when cars can fly, they will read this and ask 'I wonder who wrote this?' and they will never know. The truth is, I am Steven Thomas, and please mail tons of money to [address.] Thank you!

. I feel like I disrupted the future.

fg123 · 2010-06-07 21:30:51

midnightleopard wrote:
AmoebaMan wrote:
biggest fail of all time: posting your fails on the scratch forum
yeah seriously. Well, once, there was this big pot hole on my street and these pavers things rolled over it to fill it in. When I walked outside to go check it out, I noticed someone had pressed a quarter into the wet tar. I went and got my pliers to go pull it out, and when I did I noticed there was a sticky note with a message to the future on it.
the message to the future wrote:
Dear future, I hid this note so that in the future when cars can fly, they will read this and ask 'I wonder who wrote this?' and they will never know. The truth is, I am Steven Thomas, and please mail tons of money to [address.] Thank you!
. I feel like I disrupted the future.

xP xP That is a funny story. smile

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