Scratch

This is a very serious issue spreading the....Crystal River area. XD UPS syndrome can be deadly to other people around you. If someone you know has UPS,please make them eat a bowl of Rainbow Flakes before it is too late.

SYMPTOMS:
>Random jumping
>Randomly screaming "UPS!"
>Frequently throwing your hands in the air
>Spaz attacks
>Bloated eyeballs
>Constant loss of balance
>Epic-Rainbow-happyness attacks

Please. Spread the word.

(NOTE: I'm not making fun of people with Syndromes. This is something me and my friend Robin came up with on the bus when we saw an amarican Energy box on the side of the road that said "U.P.S" It was a great day indeed,the day my bus driver confirmed we were crazy. XD)